don't take me for fun

Li San was annoyed, he didn't want to talk to Li Lingjiu, and didn't go to Yulin Palace for several days.

One day, when Concubine Chen Guifei came over, Li San suddenly remembered about Yan Meiren, so he asked.

Concubine Chen Gui is the daughter of a veteran official in the court, so the news is naturally very fast.It is said that Yan Meiren's father was the chief examiner of the imperial examinations over the years, and he had leaked the examination questions to the children of officials and nobles for several years.It was originally an extremely secret matter, but it was yelled out by the person who had been drinking, and then it spread.Many candidates for the imperial examination had passed the examination for several years, so they were naturally unwilling and made matters worse.You must know that the imperial examination is the main channel for selecting officials of the imperial court. If such people accept bribes and disclose the test questions, once these people become officials, they will form cliques for personal gain, which is intolerable by the imperial court.Because Yan Meiren's mother was the emperor's aunt, she was exempted from the death penalty of the Yan University scholar, but she was exempted from the official position and sent to the frontier.The emperor spared Yanmeiren from being convicted, but Yanmeiren's family was dismissed and had no support in the officialdom, so he requested and followed his parents to the frontier.

Li San felt that the emperor was indeed being merciful, but this intentional attitude of looking at jokes still made Li San feel panicked.

When Concubine Chen Guifei spoke, there was no regret in her words, and she was happy for Yan Meiren to leave in the end.

Li San didn't understand that this pass is desolate, and a girl who has never experienced hardship will suffer if she goes there.

"Hey" Chen Guifei sighed, and smiled self-deprecatingly, "You have been with the emperor for a short time, and you don't understand the emperor's temperament. Those of us who are deep in the palace, if we are good enough to be favored by the emperor for a while, it is good to come here occasionally. Bad Yes, I have never seen the emperor when I entered the palace. Although it is hard to go out, it is better than the daily loneliness in the palace." Chen Guifei said with emotion, "Yan Meiren usually does not keep her words, I don't care, sister Zhao And never tripped her, do you know why?"

Li San shook his head.

"This palace seems to be divided into ranks, but in fact, except for the maids and eunuchs, everyone else is the same. The emperor will not defend whoever is noble, but whoever is more noisy is more defending. Do you know the reason? "

Li San thought to himself, it's still not because the emperor likes to read jokes.

"I am the emperor's first concubine, and I know more about the emperor than sister Zhao and the others. The emperor is the most ruthless, no one loves. When the emperor was the prince, the emperor said that he would accept a concubine for the emperor, and the emperor agreed. Every two years The ministers came forward to choose a concubine, and the emperor agreed. The concubine was sent directly, and the emperor didn't even look at it. The timid concubine kept silent, and the emperor ignored it. The bolder concubine competed for favor, and the emperor would Dote on us. The emperor just treats us as opera singers, and just watches the joy by himself."

"Then, sister Chen, you..." Li San asked hesitantly, "Why didn't you refuse?"

Concubine Chen Gui smiled faintly, and said: "I have always known since I was a child that I would marry the emperor, and if it wasn't him, it would be another one. And..." Concubine Chen seemed to have remembered something, and her smile deepened, "The emperor is very handsome, Isn't it? The first time I saw him, I knew that I would never be able to marry someone else in this life. "

Li San was shocked when he heard that, Concubine Chen Gui really loved the emperor very much, even if she knew that the emperor didn't care about her, she was willing.It takes a lot of heart to watch the person you like keep pampering others.

"Then... sister Chen, why don't you compete for favor, like Yanmei?" Li San was very curious.

Concubine Chen was taken aback, then shook her head: "After all, I also came from a scholarly family. How could I be willing to be unreasonable like those people and be laughed at for nothing. Because of this, the emperor is more grateful and respectful to me than others. enough."

Li San instantly admired Concubine Chen Guifei, Concubine Chen Guifei really understood the rules of survival in the palace.

But what does the rules of the deep palace have to do with me?Li San was thinking in his heart that he had been in the palace for two or three months, if he stayed like this all the time, his life would be considered wasted.

Thinking about this, Li San decided that he should have some fun for himself.Even if you can't go back, you have to live well, don't you?

Li San lingered in front of the imperial study room for a long time, thinking about how to say hello so as not to show the embarrassment of not seeing him for a long time.

"Li San, I heard that you have been lingering outside the door for half an hour, and you still plan to come in?"

Li San pushed open the door, rubbed his head and smiled, "It's been a while since I've been here, I miss you, come and see."

"Oh?" Li Lingjiu looked at Li San suspiciously, "Don't you want to talk to me?"

"How can it be? I was busy a few days ago, so I didn't come. Besides, you didn't go to see me?" Li San said that, it seemed that Li Lingjiu was also wrong.

"Let's talk, what's the matter?" Li Lingjiu knew that Li San must be asking for something because he is so stupid today.

"Hey...I want to go out of the palace."

"Why are you leaving the palace?" Li Lingjiu frowned. The concubines in the palace usually don't leave the palace. They only leave the palace when they go home to visit relatives. This is also reported to the eunuch in charge. Li San probably doesn't know these etiquettes of.

"I'm so bored in the palace every day." Li San sat next to Li Lingjiu, picking up the writing brush on the table to play, "I wanted to go out of the palace to play, but the guard insisted on leaving the palace with a sign, the eunuch in charge If you don't give it to me, I can only come to you. There is nothing to play in the palace, I am a big man, I can't get bored with your concubine every day, can I? It's so gossip."

"You are the empress, just like them, how can anyone gossip about you?"

"Wait, we have nothing to do with each other!" Li San stopped Li Lingjiu from continuing, "Besides, those concubines of yours are also beautiful, and you don't trust them very much, so don't worry about letting me be there."

Li Lingjiu stretched out his hand and pinched Li San's chin and said, "You are quite reasonable. You shouldn't be left alone in the palace like this. In this way, you will accompany me tonight, and I promise you to experience the feeling of being favored." How about a wonderful taste that makes you not interested in seeing women from now on?"

"Hey~" Li San shivered, patted Li Lingjiu's hand away, and said disgustedly: "No, I still prefer girls."

"Sigh..." Li Lingjiu shook her head, retracting her stretched head, "Tsk, I still want to try it, I heard that it will be very cool with a man."

"Who did you hear that from... Wait! Have you ever done it with a man?" Li San was curious. Li Lingjiu had teased herself many times, but she hadn't tried it with a man?

"No." Li Lingjiu looked as if it should be taken for granted, "Yu Fei said, he tried."

"Then you still say it's like you did it!" Li San felt that he had been played all along.

"Don't you want to leave the palace?" Li Lingjiu raised her eyebrows, "Let's go out tomorrow. There is a flower street in the capital city, and that street is the favorite place for men. It is said that the men in Zuimenglou are very juicy. Haven't been there yet, let's go together tomorrow."

"Hehe, just take me out, and then you play with yours and I play with mine. I don't want to see men."

"Hey, there are very few men there, the most are female singing prostitutes, and there are many prostitutes. Either you are in the palace, or you can come with me. Choose?" Li Lingjiu knew that Li San wanted it very much. Leaving the palace, in fact, Li Lingjiu hadn't been out of the palace for a long time, so he wanted to go out too.

"Then, okay." Anyway, it's good to be able to go out of the palace. Of course, it's even better to be able to see beautiful women.

He planned to leave the palace, so he parted ways with the emperor, but he was dragged to Huajie.

In the middle of the night, Flower Street was very lively.

This street is almost full of brothels, lined on both sides of the street.In the corridor next to the street, some women with heavy make-up half-covered and half-covered were standing here and there, teasing and shouting "Master ~ come and sit" and so on.Also on the second-floor balcony, several women were playing the piano and singing. The content of the words could not be heard clearly in the noisy street, but the tune was really beautiful.

It's a little embarrassing to say, Li San has lived for so many years, the only experience he has is to see a dick and masturbate himself, but he has never touched a woman.Seeing those women with heavy makeup, I was a little disgusted, but those showgirls in plain attire were quite in line with Li San's aesthetics.

Li Lingjiu took Li San for a walk, and stopped in front of a sheltered and deserted house.Li San looked up and saw that it was the Zuimenglou that Li Lingjiu had mentioned earlier.

Just looking at the coldness in front of the door, it was only after entering the door that I realized that the inside was so lively.

The building is also full of people, each table has some boys who look about fifteen or sixteen years old, some are clear and handsome, some are indiscriminate between male and female, and they accompany the guests at the same table who are more or less older than them with smiles. .Li San looked at the boy singing in the stands, his looks were definitely prettier than some women, Li San felt that he might have to bend over in this environment for a long time.

"Hey~ Two masters~" The old mother saw two handsome sons coming in from the door. They were dressed luxuriously, and they must also be the masters of a rich family.The people who come into the building on weekdays are regular customers, these two people have never met before, but they should be treated well. "Sit inside, do you two have familiar ladies? Or do you have any preferences, my Zuimenglou has all kinds of ladies."

Although Li Lingjiu has never been here, he often goes to the brothel, so he is still very familiar with the rules.He took out a piece of gold ingot and put it on the table, "Call someone experienced to accompany us."

The old mother's eyes lit up when she saw the gold ingot, "Okay, you can do it inside first, I'll find some of the best ones for you, and you can pick and choose." She took the ingot and pointed at the little girl next to her. Shouted: "You have won a distinguished guest, hurry up and take the guest upstairs."

As soon as he sat down upstairs, the door was opened, and the old mother came in with a few young men and bowed to each other. "You two young masters, these are the best in the building. I guarantee that you will be served comfortably. Can you see if you want one or more?"

How many of these can be together?Li San swallowed in horror, remembering the pornography of two women and one man that he had seen before.

The boys brought by the old mother were all beautiful, and they stood there smiling and saying hello.Li Sanyan glanced around, one of the young men was taller than the others, about to reach their noses.The man's eyes were big and watery, and he looked like a woman, and in a blink of an eye his autumn water was full of waves.He rolled his eyes at Li Lingjiu, with an infinite charm in the blink of an eye.When Li San saw this, it was over, Li Lingjiu would really want a man.

Sure enough, Li Lingjiu frowned and raised his chin at the boy. The old mother gave the little boy a wink, and the man walked out of the line and came to Li Lingjiu's side, holding Li Lingjiu's arm.

"Which one is this master looking at?" The old mother asked Li San not moving.

Li Lingjiu returned to God from the depression, quickly waved his hands and said, "No, no, I don't need it, hehehe."

The old mother is also used to seeing guests, knowing that this person is probably the first time to come to this kind of occasion, so she didn't force her to push her, but said: "Then let's take a look, if you want something, just ask the little one two."

The old mother turned to Li Lingjiu: "If the young master has nothing to say, I will take them down first. Our young men have all passed by. If you two like to go together, he is fine."

After speaking, he greeted the rest and left.Li San was surprised again.

"Two people together? Sounds good." Li Lingjiu approached Li San, and blew a breath, which made Li San shiver and goosebumps.

The little girl's name is Zuiyue, and she is 16 years old this year. She said that she has been receiving guests in the building for two years, and she can play with all kinds of things that can be played.When Li Lingjiu heard that he could play, he smiled at Li San with various connotations. Li San thought of the things he had seen in the movies, and felt a chill in his heart.

"I'm going to sleep here today, you can find someone to accompany you, or you can go back by yourself?" Li Lingjiu knew that Li San couldn't pass through the gate of the palace alone.

"My God...why did I come out with you?" Li Sanyang sighed.

Li San didn't bring any money, so he could only ask the clerk to ask for a room, which was regarded as an inn.

The inn is quiet anyway, but in this brothel...

There was a knocking sound outside the door, but Li San couldn't hear it clearly, but the sounds from the next door kept ringing, and unconsciously, two overlapping figures dripping with sweat were outlined in his mind. don't go.Even if he is not interested in men, a young man with fresh blood and vigorous energy will not be able to hold back when he hears this voice, not to mention that Li San is still a single dog for 26 years.Unable to overcome the obstacles in my heart and call for companionship, I can only reach out to my lower body amidst the huh and panting sounds...

Li San stared at the white turbidity on his hand in a daze, and kept his eyes open until dawn.

Waking up in the morning, Li Lingjiu looked satisfied, and Li San looked decadent.

"What's wrong with you? You look so depressed."

With two dark circles under his eyes, Li San raised his head and glanced at Li Lingjiu with a red face, "Hehe." Anyone who listens to the sound of cloud and rain all night will not get any better!

"Hey, if I knew that men tasted so good, I would have recruited some male favorites in the palace." Li Lingjiu smacked her mouth, still reminiscing, and even leaned into Li San's ear and whispered: "That small waist, that Shouting, that different style from women is really intoxicating. No wonder some people are so masculine."

He didn't react at all to Li Lingjiu's energy, he turned his shoulders and said, "Hehe, you don't look like an emperor now, but a lecherous romantic." After finishing speaking, she turned around and stopped looking at Li Lingjiu.Li San has only one thought now, never come here again.