On how the sect sells domestically

[Alliance][XXX]: Something is wrong! !

Yijiang, who was imitating Yuan Xping and squatting in the vegetable field, stood up and added a note to himself, "What's the matter? You are allowed to talk on the microphone."

"Report, report to the king, the dog abuse couple is online!"

"..."

Yijiang Wanzhao squinted his eyes, radiating a dangerous gaze, but in the next second it turned into a "dumb..." His gaze also changed from a confused and dangerous one to a myopic patient: "...a dog abuse couple? We have such a couple in our gang. character?"

Lu Min, who was hanging in YY and grinding his nails, rolled his cool eyes at him, "You forgot, Shu [beep] Hefeng [beep]."

"...Why silence it?"

Lu Minoru had an expression of 'I think you have a brain problem', but because everyone couldn't see it, he focused all his complexity on his tone: "Because they are on the channel, bro!!"

"..."

No wonder it was said in the game... He still let people turn on the mic? ?Always feeling that his brilliance and prowess were despised by the audience, Yijiang left the vegetable field, "When things happen, don't be square, but round, look at me—"

"Shuwei Fengxiao, hello!"

Bangzhong: ………

Shuwei & Fengxiao: ...

"Uh, we're just passing by, you guys continue to play." Feng Xiao turned on the microphone and said, and then jumped to the channel below with a whoosh.Shuwei jumped down at about the same time as him, as if the two of them just came to say hello to everyone.

Bangzhong: I always feel like I’ve been shown a face of love (/"≡_≡)/~┴┴

However, Shuwei and Fengxiao stayed in the small room below for just over half an hour, when they received an urgent assembly message from Yijiang, and were dragged up by Yijiang.

"My friends, today is September 2015, 9. It is advisable to marry and reunite relatives and friends. On this important (?) day, we are about to usher in Teacher's Day, Mid-Autumn Festival, and National Day. In order to warmly welcome them, Qing Zhoujing will cooperate with Gentleman Rukuang to launch a month-long "September Fun" event from 7 to 8 o'clock every night. During this period, there will be many activities and prizes, please be active online!"

"Don't rush to complain, let us welcome Junzi's little friends to the stage now!"

As he spoke, he was so shocked that everyone in the audience was deafened.

Feng Xiao rushed over to take off the earphones that Shuwei was wearing. The crazy gentleman probably negotiated with Yijiang. After giving a signal, more than 60 people entered this channel together, resulting in a small voice prompt from the user. The deadly danger of deafness, my friends.

Shu Wei glanced at Feng Xiao, pulled out the plug of the earphones, and switched to audio playback again.

He patted the place beside him, "Move the stool."

"ok dear o(*////▽////*)q"

The gentleman's lunatic leader Lao Lang cleared his throat and turned on the microphone, "Hi, friends from Qingzhoujing and Xiaoxifeng!"

Helper 1: Hello, hello, the little friends of Gentleman Rucrazy and Gentleman Yufeng are also hello!

Helper 2: Father-in-law, we are fine~

Gang 3: Father-in-law, are you going to introduce a girl to us?The kind of group blind date!

Gang 4: Father-in-law, what activities are we going to play? What are hundreds of people going to do for more than a month? ?

The old wolf ignored the people who tried to get their hands on their sisters and took advantage of their words, "This kid asked a very good question. For more than a month, we have hundreds of people including not being present, so what are we playing?"

"First of all, we have a rule. No matter what everyone thinks about the activities held at 8-10 o'clock every night, come if you want to participate, and do your own thing if you don't want to participate. There is no mandatory or non-compulsory. I won’t wait for you anymore. But you don’t have to worry about forgetting to participate, we will notify you in the group when the time comes.”

Junzi Gangzhong 1: Friends of Qingzhoujing, we may have to get along for a month (the raccoon has bright eyes and expressions), please familiarize me!Maybe we can hold hands in the future!

Qingzhou Gangzhong 1: Welcome to the scene of Qingzhoujing, a large-scale dating show "Swordsman Love"——

Junzi Gangzhong 2: You swipe the screen so fast 233333

Yijiang applauded, "Next, let's talk about the general content of the specific activities."

This time, Yijiang discussed with Laolang and all the management for a long time. It was originally intended to imitate the National Day Seven-day Music and hold group activities for friends who stay at home, so they wanted to play for a few days as a spoof.Unexpectedly, Jiansan officially sent a message saying that the 95th level expansion pack will be launched in late October. They figured out that there are many holidays in September, and they can play until October. It is a carnival to celebrate the end of the "Chivalrous Universe" season.

It can be said that this event took a lot of effort. The prize funds for the event were all paid for by Yijiang and Lao Lang. They collected a lot of opinions and plans, and finally sorted out the event for almost a month.

The general content includes gang battles and group arenas for militant friends; the "Good Voice" song event for voice-activated friends; a love cooperation competition for single friends (wait what's wrong?); A clear stream of PVE fans in the PVP guild (huh) prepared collective land reclamation and so on.

The above does not include some small activities and entertainment programs.

"So, what's today's event? - Fighting gang wars!"

XXX: ...Why do I feel that I'm tired of fighting gang wars?

XX: +1, me too

Yijiang had a serious face, "Today's way of fighting is a bit different."

"We don't come in the normal way today! First of all, we will start to control and form the number of people who will be present. Half of the regiment is Qingzhoujing and half of the regiment is gentlemen. The same will be true for other regiments. You can only play red The red name in the team can't beat the green name on the opposite side, of course I will arrange for the nanny to die if you don't let you play."

"I wish to call it a brawl."

"Also, please note that no matter whether you use Phoenix Gu or Sharp Needle Heart Drum String, or take small medicine and eat banquets and buffs, as long as you are still standing there at the end, the side with the most gang members will be the winner."

[Team][XX]: The red name is in the team but can't play #流泪

[Team][XXX]: #恨恨 is another activity that can be done if there is love

[Team][XXXX]: I hope that the skills of the nannies can reach me #喜我 this is enough

[Team][XX]: [Sparse Wei@生活winner]

[Team][XXX]: [Sparse Wei@生活winner]

[Team][XX]: Report to the king, what if our team's nanny milks others?

Yijiang glanced at the screenshot of the team assignment at hand, "Interlude an important news, Shuwei from the 3rd regiment has taken care of his own nanny, except for those in his team, please turn your attention back to your own team, thank you for your cooperation."

There are a bunch of 233333333 on the public screen.

Shuwei glanced at Feng Xiao who moved the computer next to him, and was a little speechless towards Yijiang.

After everyone in the game gathered on the map, they frantically swiped the chat channel.

[XX] said: QAQ dear you are standing opposite me

[XXX] said: The opposite is so spectacular, red and green match

[XX] said: Can the referee start?My big stick is hungry

[XXXX] said: There are many mosquitoes in June and July, and Miss Xiangmei can’t sleep at night

[XXX] said: I want to come to my sister's house to find my sister, but I am afraid that my sister's dog will bite my feet?

[XXXX] said: Ha!You can sing our folk songs!

........................

[XX] said: Are you retarded?

[XXX] said: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[XXXX] said: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

At 08:30 in the evening, half an hour after the event started.

Location: Cangshan Erhai Lake.

People who came to run business because of the situation in the Haoqi camp passed by Huangzhucao, suspiciously passing by a group of children who got together and beat up.On the top of the mountain in the distance, Brother Miao, who robbed the dart, stood there looking at the ocean and sighing.He looked at a red name surrounded by a group of green names below, and there were many red and gray names lying beside the red name, but he was stunned that no one wanted to hit him, instead, half of the green names and half of the red names rushed up from the opposite side.

[XX] said: Fuck that jerk to death! ! !

[XXX] said: Kill those celebrities and save Jitai! !

Brother Miao took a distressed look at the Haoqi Jitai standing in the crowd of villains facing the group of people opposite him, and decided that today is not suitable for robbery, so he left with little effort.

[Team][XX] said: Brother Xiao, please take a look at me and give me a bite

[Team][XXX] said: Brother Xiao and Nuan Nuan are the only ones left in the group. You don’t know Brother Xiao’s milk is very hard, beggar gang?Are you kidding yourself?

The beggar Luo spit out a mouthful of blood from an internal injury, obviously his friends are also from the beggar gang, why did they hurt each other.

Probably Brother Xiao heard their cries, and in the crowd, he gave one of them a needle and the other covered in spring mud, and then continued to fight on the front line.

[Team][Feng Qingnuan]: The third wave of heart drums is ready. I will pull Xiuxiu. After Xiuxiu gets up, I will pull Xiuxiu. The last one will pull five poisons.

After Feng Qingnuan finished speaking, a series of items in the team list lit up.The gentlemen in the team who witnessed all this couldn't help but uttered "Damn!"

[Team][XX]: Damn it, so you just died 3 people

[Team][XXX]: Ma Ma doesn’t play like this QAQ

[Team][Fengqingnuan]: If the five poisons haven't entered the battle yet, hang the Phoenix Gu on the nanny, hold on to the next wave of battles, and pull up other dps

Feng Qingnuan was a little proud. As long as Feng Xiao survived, the team would be very relaxed. In addition, Shuwei concentrated fire to reduce the pressure on the nurses, so when the first wave of treatment was focused on fire, the nurses in their group were the most relaxed.In the end, she is still alive and has the opportunity to adjust the team.But fortunately, when their group was first assigned, they had one more show than other groups.

[Team][XXX]: Nurse, nurse, get up and pull us! !

The wicked nanny in the team vomited blood when she saw the news.

[Team][XX]: Destined Love! !You have the ability to let the nanny of the 1st regiment save us! !Just lie on the floor and shut up!

1 regiment is the regiment with only one Haoqi Jitai left.

The onlookers couldn't help sending 233333 comments.

[Team][XXX]: Speak well, husband and wife, don't quarrel 2333

[Team][XXXX]: Does anyone want to cut out and fight the landlord?

[Team][XXX]: Add me! !

[Team][XXXX]: Me too!

[Team][XX]: Is there someone playing with your drawing? I guess? !

[Team][XXX]: Me, me, me! !

Hey, what's going on with that little buddy Qing Zhoujing caught inside! !