Did the devil marry the immortal today?

In 1000, Bai Muze failed to transform into a human form. In 4000, the human form fired by the cauldron could not move freely. In 8000, let alone the marriage between Ding Yuan and His Royal Highness, the two of them even met each other. Haven't seen it a few times.

Chi Lun's explanation for this was that his calculation was completely fine, it was purely because they were too good.

If you talk about other people's dishes, you can be forgiven, but when you talk about Yuan Xianzun's dishes, Yu Ziqi doesn't really believe it.

The once-in-[-]-year Immortal Palace feast is about to begin, and Ding Yuan had told Yu Ziqi a few months earlier that he was afraid that he would not come.Yu Ziqi repeatedly assured that he would definitely go, Ding Yuan then went back to prepare with peace of mind.

When it was time for the banquet, Yu Ziqi went to the Grim Cave to have a look, mainly to confirm whether Yuan Xianzun had any food, and secondly to ask him if he would go to the Immortal Palace banquet.

Yu Ziqi was undefended by all the restrictions in the demon world. He went all the way to the cauldron furnace unimpeded, and took a closer look at the figure lying on the bed of ice, and found that he was already breathing.

"What are you here for?" The doll's mouth didn't move, but it could make a sound.

This scene was a bit scary, Yu Ziqi took a few glances before turning and leaning aside, "Come and see you, can't you move around freely?"

The doll said without emotion: "If the Demon Lord can strengthen the restraint, let alone free movement, it will be considered good luck for my two or two remnant souls."

It seems that Yuan Xianzun is not that good, Yu Ziqi heaved a sigh of relief: "I will remind him to close it later."

The doll gave an "um" and asked calmly, "What else is there?"

Yu Ziqi felt strange in his heart, turned his back to him and looked away, and said after a while: "The feast of the Immortal Palace will be in a few days."

"Yes," said the doll, "why haven't you prepared yet?"

Yu Ziqi gave him a complicated look, "I came here to ask, are you going?"

The figure simply said: "No."

Yu Ziqi: "Baogao figured it out, Meng Qianli will wake up that day, you, are you going to see me?"

Since Meng Qianli gathered the dragon's breath, it took 2000 years to raise the first scales, and it took 8000 years for the dragon body to grow completely.

In fact, this is already very fast.But since 8000, this dragon has been sleeping, until Baogao recently calculated that he will wake up on the day of the Tiangong banquet.

Although it was not easy, the return date was already 3 years earlier than Chi Lu had speculated.

I don't know what method Shang Yun used to collect incense, but I also know that it must be very difficult.

The figure was silent for a long time, Yu Zi rested his hands on the ice, waiting patiently for his words.

"It's okay to meet." After a long time, the person lying on the ice bed said again, "It's gone."

Yu Ziqi thought about it for a while, but he couldn't understand his feelings personally. He was always looking forward to Meng Qianli's return, but when he came to him, he was a little timid.

"Although you practice the ruthless way, it is a fact to raise dragons and phoenixes. Can you really be so determined that you don't even see each other?" he asked.

There was no ups and downs in the voice of the person behind, but the speed of speech slowed down: "Your soul is the 'feeling soul' that I separated."

Yu Ziqi frowned and looked at him.

The human figure said: "I practice the ruthless way. When I separated you, the first reason was to refine the soul of a mortal to resist the thunder disaster, and the second reason was not to affect my cultivation."

Since he is cultivating the way of ruthlessness, if he separates the 'emotion', he will naturally be able to keep everything safe and avoid future troubles forever.

But "love" is not just love, but also family and friendship.It should all be on Yu Ziqi's body.

So Yu Ziqi was born with a strong ability to empathize.In modern society, he can win the movie king, but here he is a fairy who can turn the tide.He is very good at capturing the weaknesses of others, and knows how to quickly get into the hearts of others and grasp the weakest point.

Very suitable for negotiations, but also very suitable for romance.Of course, only Chi Lu can personally experience the latter point.

Yu Ziqi sighed, but he had nothing to say.

The three legs of the stone pillar on top of the cauldron hit the ground firmly, casting a huge and terrifying shadow.

Yu Ziqi looked at it for a while, and then saw two bodies from the shadows.

Looking at the two lonely bodies, he felt a strange feeling in his heart: "What are those two bodies for?"

The person behind said coldly: "The stutter raised by the devil was burnt out. He thinks it looks good and wants me to change it."

Yu Ziqi had experienced the beauty of handsome appearance before, so he couldn't help laughing.

"You think that ugly too?" He asked with a smile.

The person behind said: "It's too troublesome to change back and forth."

He doesn't care about beauty or ugliness at all, he is so absorbed in cultivation that he can throw away love, let alone skin?

Yu Ziqi made fun of himself, turned around and couldn't help but said: "According to the general routine, you have to fight with me for body first, and then for power, and then only one of us can survive, that's right."

"I separated you, not to embarrass myself." The human form paused for a while before saying: "...Moreover, I really don't want your body anymore."

Yu Ziqi wasn't embarrassed at all, "What kind of spells are bad for you, you have to practice the ruthless way, the taste here, you will never know how happy you are if you don't feel it."

The figure didn't make a sound, as if it was choked by his shamelessness.

Yu Zi leaned there, looked at the quiet decoration for a moment, and said, "Are you bored?"

The doll remained silent.

Yu Ziqi: "If you're bored, I can often come and chat with you."

This time the doll spoke, and he said, "No need."

Yu Ziqi lowered his head and laughed.

He smiled to himself, and the figure said slowly: "...It's good if you smile."

"Huh?" Yu Ziqi raised the corners of his mouth and raised his eyebrows lightly, the facial features on his face were bright and vivid, "Have you never seen yourself smiling?"

The doll said, "I never laughed."

Yu Ziqi couldn't help but said: "... Your past few hundred thousand years were a bit too boring."

No one had ever said that to him before, and the doll was silent for a while before saying, "It's okay."

The burning candle cast a shadow on the figure on the ice bed, overlapping with the shadow of Yu Ziqi on the ground.

Yu Ziqi stared at the dark mass, remembering the first time he saw Chi Lun.

That misrecognition was the fuse, until now, he can clearly recall every inch of expression on Chi Lun's face.

Yu Ziqi scratched his palm, as if to relieve the itch in his heart: "What are your plans for next?"

The doll said: "Retreat."

"Ascension is so dangerous, why do you still need to practice in closed doors?" Yu Ziqi thought for a while, "Stop ascending again, there may not be such a chance next time."

The human figure paused for a moment, and said: "I practice the way of ruthlessness, and separate you. I will be ruthless and desireless from now on, so it may not be impossible to get through."

Confidence is a good thing, but the drowned can swim, this kind of confidence is really very dangerous.

"You don't have to try it yourself, do you?" Yu Ziqi said, "You are already very powerful now, it doesn't matter if you fly or not, why take the risk."

There was silence in the air for a long time before the figure said: "You really have no pursuit."

Yu Ziqi thought he was moved by the words, but he didn't expect that at all.He sighed: "Your pursuit of death is really admirable."

The two were silent for a long time, and there was leisurely dust floating in the air. Yu Ziqi looked at the few beams of light that came in for a while.The figure suddenly said: "Only retreat, not cultivation."

Yu Ziqi thought for a moment, but he couldn't find the joy of retreat.

The doll sensed what he was thinking, and said before he could speak: "Retreat is interesting, you can feel it."

"..." Yu Ziqi: "No need, I don't really want to feel it."

The tone of the figure was much softer when he teased him, but the words he said were not polite: "You don't come here in the future, and you still have that stutter, disturbing my retreat."

I don't know how much he loves to retreat, and I don't know how the handsome appearance tortured him, so that he insisted repeatedly, and his attitude was so resistant.

Yu Ziqi had a natural sense of intimacy with him, and he wasn't annoyed at all when he said it bluntly. Instead, he curled his lips, "Who cares?"

He stood up and shook his robe.

The doll said, "Go slowly."

"..." Yu Zixi told him that he had nothing to say: "Okay, goodbye."

He turned and walked out, still wearing his usual clothes.

He loves this kind of fabric very much, it won't wrinkle no matter how you sit, knead or roll it.The hem of the clothes dragged the shadow all the way forward, out of this door.

I met Junmao at the door.

Yu Ziqi's handsome appearance made him fond of eating mortal things. He was currently chewing on dried fruit, and greeted him warmly: "Immortal Immortal."

Yu Ziqi grabbed a few pistachios from his hand, broke them open and threw them into his mouth, "Why are you going?"

Junmao pointed inside, "I'm afraid he will be annoying, let's chat."

Even those with good language skills and ears were tortured.If it was only a little annoying at the beginning, it would be completely annoying after chatting with him.

Yu Ziqi said, "Why don't you stop stuttering? That's fine, forget it."

No matter how many people said before, Junmao insists on himself and does not want to change.

This time after Yu Ziqi finished speaking, he hesitated for a few seconds, and then said: "Let's say goodbye, this is pretty good."

Yu Ziqi felt miserable in his heart, and continued, "Why don't you stop chatting with him and go do something else."

Junmao looked at him.

Yu Ziqi pointed inside: "He likes to retreat, let him do it."

"He closed his door." Junmao chewed on the beans, turned around and swayed in, "I'm not going to affect him."

Yu Ziqi watched him go in and find a chair, and sat next to the figure.

He glanced at that posture from a distance, and couldn't help thinking: It's not that I don't help you, you can ask for more blessings.

He walked forward along the long passage, turned around at the end, and saw the place where he first saw Chi Lu.

He leaned against the stone wall facing the Cold Spring Palace, his figure cast on the ground was stretched very long.The slightly bent legs stepped on the shadow, and the black boots covering the calves touched the ground, making the legs look particularly long.

The belt hanging in the air swayed slightly, and it kept shaking with the projection.

This picture merged with the memory deep in Yu Ziqi's mind in an instant, making him feel dizzy for a while.

When Chi Lu moved, the projection that stretched to Yu Ziqi's feet also moved.

"Why are you standing here without moving?" Chi Lu walked up to him and looked at him leisurely: "I won't do anything to you."

It took Yu Ziqi a while to make a sound: "Isn't it, I'm afraid you will be jealous?"

That's definitely not what he was thinking just now.Chi Lu narrowed his eyes, "What were you thinking just now?"

Yu Ziqi laughed, "Guess."

"Don't guess, you say it yourself." Chi Lu looked at him: "Let's chat for so long."

Yu Ziqi laughed and said, "Hey, Vinegar Zun is going online."

Chi Lu glanced at him, and couldn't help making him laugh.

Yu Ziqi stretched out his hand towards him, Chi Lu hugged him and lifted him up, told him to sit on his arms, and carried him into the Cold Spring Palace.

Yu Ziqi patted his head, and Chi Lu said, "This skillful technique, how about you touch Bai Muze?"

Yu Ziqi said: "Mu Ze seems to have grown up a bit recently, and his hair has exploded."

"I'm afraid I'm gaining weight." Chi Lu said: "The divine beast grows by absorbing spiritual energy, and doesn't need to eat mortal things. If you feed it every day, can it not gain weight?"

The two entered the Cold Spring Palace, Yu Zixi whistled, and Bai Muze "whoosh!" suddenly jumped out from that corner, and plunged into his arms like a bolt of lightning.

That momentum almost overturned Yu Ziqi.

Chi Lu supported his waist from behind, stretched out his finger and flicked Bai Muze, "Be honest."

Bai Muze pouted and rubbed against Yu Ziqi aggrievedly, only dared to show half of his eyes to see him.

This little boy hadn't turned into a human form until now, Yu Zixi was anxious, and when it appeared on the surface, he doted on him even more.

He stretched out his hand and flicked Chi Lu with his fingers.

Chi Lu looked at him, and Yu Ziqi said seriously, "Don't do to others what you don't want yourself to do to yourself."

Chi Lu: "..."

Yu Ziqi: "Let me see you bullying him next time, and I will bully you as much as you bully him."

Chi Lu looked at him for a moment, shut his mouth and turned his face away.

Taking advantage of his power, Bai Muze even dared to poke his head out and look at him fiercely.

Yu Zixi peeled open the two pistachios in his hand, and fed one to Bai Muze first: "Come on, open your mouth son."

Bai Muze opened his mouth and swallowed it in one gulp, and then kept fiddling in his mouth.

Yu Ziqi held the other one, and handed it to Chi Lu's lips, "Come on, open your mouth," he said with a smile, "Husband~"

Chi Lu paused, and then couldn't restrain his expression, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but lift up.

He opened his mouth to eat the nuts, and when Yu Ziqi let go of his hand, his fingers made a fuss, hooking the tip of his tongue as if nothing.

Chi Lu stopped his movements, biting the nut between his teeth, and stared at him intently.

"Oh, life is hard," Yu Ziqi said, "One for my son and one for my husband, but I don't have one."

Chi Lu held the nut on the tip of his tongue, and when he let go, Yu Ziqi fell down with a cry of surprise.

Chi Lu caught his man, hugged his waist tightly, and took the opportunity to push the nut into his mouth.

Bai Muze fell to the ground with a thud, rolled a few times by himself, and ran away on short legs in a daze.

Yu Ziqi crushed the nuts, glanced sideways at Bai Muze who was running away, and said vaguely: "Don't play hooligans, pay attention to the impact."

The hot air sprayed onto Chi Lun's lips, which was close at hand, making him miss the shuddering taste.

Yu Ziqi's expression showed a little bit of badness that can only be discovered in secret moments: "Don't move around..."

Chi Lu couldn't help but leaned over and blocked his lips again.

"Don't play hooligans," he bit the prey's lip in the hot heat and entanglement, and then he licked it lightly when he heard the restrained "hiss" sound in his ear.

His voice is always very low at such moments, the trembling in his throat and the throbbing in his heart are completely combined into one, he said in his red ear: "I have always only done real things."