Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

Afraid of Erbao's yelling, Zang Gong simply wrapped him in his arms and patted his butt, "Don't shout!"

Er Bao became furious, and struggled to his death in front of him, finally broke his big hand from his mouth, and cursed: "You are a murderer! You killed someone!"

Zang Gong slapped his ass again, "try shouting again?"

Erbao: "Murderer! Murderer!"

Cang Gong laughed angrily.Where does this little fool have such a strong sense of justice?He didn't investigate and said that he killed someone, and the murderer had to die. Did he die?Can't tell the difference between the sound of bone cavity dislocation and the sound of joint breaking?

Zang Gong deliberately treated the little fool, and said according to his wishes: "Yes, I killed someone, what's the matter?"

Er Bao's chest rose and fell, and tears rolled in his eyes, "Oh my God, you are so confident after killing someone, do you have any humanity?"

"It's inhumane, what's the matter? The stinky guy sees people as inferior, can I be a poor guy who can't afford to live in an inn? It's amazing for a wise man to come to the six-winged border to be a guy? I'm yuck!"

"You're still talking too hard! Even if he was wrong, he wouldn't deserve to die. You killed him without even saying hello!"

"You still need to say hello when you kill someone? All right," said Cang Gong, kicking the guy lying on the ground, "I killed you, let me know."

"..."

Erbao was almost dizzy from his anger, so he went to pull the latch without saying a word, intending to report to the officials.Unexpectedly, the Tibetan bow grabbed his waist, turned half a circle and threw it on the bed, just like throwing his buddy.

Er Bao really panicked.This posture clearly intends to repeat the history of killing and throwing corpses!

"Don't come here!" Erbao covered his eyes, as if he didn't have to face it.

Cang Gong suffocated his stomach cramps from laughing, "Little Boss, don't cause trouble for the Huotou Army, or you will be boiled in a pot of hot water, slice it, and eat it with sauce!"

Er Bao was desperate.

It turned out that the friendly relationship in the past few days was fake, and the heartless guy was already ready to kill him and eat meat at any time.

Xiao Erbao began to cry, but still wanted to retain a little bit of decency, "Then what kind of sauce are you going to dip it in? Can you use a sweet one? I think at least it will be sweet when you die."

Zang Gong said: "No, just dip it in the saltiest bean paste!"

Er Bao let out a howl of "Wow", and was stopped by Zang Gong: "Don't cry! The border area often checks at night. If there are patrol soldiers, you tell them that I am your uncle who runs a weapon shop. Going to buy goods from the Hui people. Do you understand?"

Er Bao wiped away tears, "Don't you have a customs clearance certificate, why are you lying?"

As if teaching a child, Zang Gong said ferociously: "The barrier between races is a gap. Do you think that the unity of political power is enough? The unity of people's hearts is an extremely long process, stupid!"

Erbao reluctantly agreed, and asked to go to another vacant room to rest, but was stopped without any suspense.The cunning and treacherous Huotoujun would not let him be alone, bared his teeth, threatened and lured him, and forced him into his bed.

It's a pity that before falling asleep, there was a knock on the door.

Er Baoteng stood up, jumped out of bed and said, "I'll open the door!"

Cang Gong put on his clothes slowly behind him, "Sure, if you say something you shouldn't, you know the consequences."

The door opened, and two patrol soldiers of the Seraphim tribe stood outside the door. It should not be long since they came down from the height, and their wings hadn't been folded yet.

One of them asked, "Why aren't the lights on?"

Er Bao said, "Because we are sleeping."

The other party said: "You? Who else?"

Cang Gong lit an oil lamp and walked over, "And me, we are together."

The two patrolmen looked at each other with unexplained smiles on their faces.

They looked at Erbao's fresh and juicy but somewhat timid appearance, and then at Zanggong's tall and strong figure, as if they understood something, they asked, "Why do you want to live in the same room?"

Cang Gong said: "Uncle-nephew relationship. I don't have enough money, so I can only live in one room."

A patrolman at the back took a step back, looked at the house number, and said strangely: "Isn't this the Tianzi number reserved by Boss Jia for the brothers? Why is it rented out to someone today?"

The companion said: "I didn't see the buddy when I came up just now, let's ask later."

"It's getting worse," Cang Gong said, "I ran to the latrine several times in one night, and he said to help him get some medicine, but he didn't want to bother us, so he planned to go out of the latrine by himself."

Seeing this liar talking nonsense without changing his face, Er Bao muttered in his heart, don't believe him, don't believe him.It's a pity that the patrol didn't suspect anything, and started to confirm his identity with Er Bao.Er Bao glanced away at the door frame, thinking about how to hint so that they could see the situation behind the door.

At this moment, Zang Gong leaned against the door frame and reminded him with a smile: "Nephew, I want to ask you something."

Er Bao groaned, turned around and stood up straight, "Yes, sir, we are uncle and nephew, he is my brother-in-law, who runs a weapon shop, and this trip is going to buy goods from the Hui people.

"

The patrolman hummed, looked around the room with the light of the oil lamp, and prepared to knock on the door of the next room if he found nothing unusual.Unexpectedly, Er Bao added another sentence: "If there are patrol soldiers coming, you can say so."

"Huh?!" The patrol soldier immediately turned back and pulled out the weapon on his waist.

At this time, Er Bao's mood was very contradictory.I hoped that they would lock up the murderer and give an explanation to the innocent dead guy, but also felt unbearable because I had "association" with the murderer for a few days.

Fortunately, the "murderer" didn't make him conflict for a long time.

The experienced Huotou army had already rehearsed several sets of countermeasures in their minds when they heard Erbao's supplementary words.

I saw him unleashing his left and right hands together, clicking on one side, and the two patrol soldiers fell down in an instant.

"Hic!!!" Erbao almost passed out on the spot.

It's over, he thought, I'll be next.

When he dragged the "corpse" of the patrol soldier into the room in a daze, and sat back on the bed trembling, Zang Gong also followed and brought him a glass of water, "Little Erbao, are you scared?" ?”

Er Bao nodded, then shook his head fearfully, "I'm not scared, the general is a good man, he won't, won't kill me."

Cang Gong smiled, "Is that so sure? Then why is the voice trembling like a little sheep?"

Erbao said: "Because it's late at night and it's a bit cold, can I sleep?"

Zang Gong said: "Of course. But do you really want to sleep? What if you can't wake up tomorrow morning?"

Erbao: "???"

Can't wake up, does it mean to die?

Ang, what's the point of that!

Erbao gasped again, and fell on his back on the bed.

fainted.

Cang Gong didn't expect that the little fool would faint from fright, and would dare to raise wolves at home even if he was afraid of dying like this?He touched the little fool's head, but he didn't have a fever, but his heartbeat was a little too fast, which was caused by temporary suffocation.

The culprit deserved the word "heartless", sneered, took off his shoes and clothes, and fell asleep with the little fool in his arms.

The deeper the dew was, the Tibetan bow soon fell asleep.In a trance, a wild wolf stood beside the bed, staring at him with piercing eyes.

The coat color of this wolf is somewhat similar to Qiu Lengjun, but more fierce, as if the person watching has robbed it of its treasures.Its two canine teeth were exposed, its back hair exploded, and it suddenly jumped up towards the bed.

"Hiss!" Zang Gong woke up with a start, dripping with sweat.

Where are the wolves?

Qiu Lengjun was left in the yard of the inn, and he didn't come upstairs at all.

His body was drenched, and Zang Gong wanted to get out of bed to drink some water, but found that his eyes were a little swollen, and he felt extremely irritable when he moved a little, as if extra hot blood was rushing out of his heart.

Panting for breath, he turned his head to look at Er Bao, but what he saw was fresh blood in the aorta of his neck.The sweet breath came to his nostrils, causing his Adam's apple to slide up and down involuntarily.

Do you want to bear it?

To endure.

But he was so thirsty that he was on the verge of smoking.

What if I die of thirst?

Will people die of thirst?

Of course it would, and it was painful.

Really confused.How many times can life be fun in this world?He sacrificed himself for the common people in the world. In the peaceful and prosperous age, can't he even drink a mouthful of something to quench his thirst?

He let out a hot breath and decided to indulge himself.

Er Bao noticed that his neckline was loose and there was a heat source pressing on him while he was half asleep, and he finally woke up.

"Ah! Boss and third, catch the thief!" Er Bao yelled, thinking he was at home in Nanxi Village.

Zang Gong covered his mouth, "Don't shout, it's me."

Erbao's humming sound came out from between his fingers: "You are the more terrifying! What are you going to do, are you going to kill me?"

Tibetan bow licked his lips and smiled.

"I won't kill you, let's discuss it." Cang Gong tore off his clothes, revealing a muscular chest, "It's too hot tonight, I'm thirsty, can you give me a bite?"

Er Bao was stunned, "What do you mean by biting me? Do you want to bite me to death? Wouldn't it be enough to kill me quickly?"

"Who said I hate you?" Cang Gong bent down, "Touch this heart, is it beating for you? Well, what delicacy is hidden under your clothes, I really want to taste it."

The Huotou army learned without a teacher, and pressed Erbao's hand on his chest.

The scorching breath is specially entangled with the sensitive neck, and Huotoujun's slightly hoarse voice is even more charming than usual. If it were Yurimiko who was greedy for his body, he would be the one who should hide.

As for the second treasure?

Erbao can only say, hey, the Huotou Army is heavier than a pig!

Huotoujun knew that his heartbeat had numb Erbao's palms, but he still refused to let him go.He coaxed Er Bao, but his eyes hidden in the night became more and more deep and dangerous.

Erbao saw the danger, and suddenly began to struggle, pushing and hitting with hands and feet. "You are not allowed to bite me! There is nothing delicious, you are shameless and want to praise me with such lies!"

Tibetan bow said: "Don't move, don't move!"

Erbao said: "I'm about to move, you go away!"

Tibetan bow completely lost patience.

In the words of scalpers, the more you struggle, the more excited I am.

The Huotoujun smiled, gave up the idea of ​​acupressure, and held down the lively little carp.With his other hand, he slashed open the neckline like he was slaughtering a pig and a sheep, and lowered his head to crush the intoxicating source.

"No! Help! Ahhh!" Er Bao exclaimed.There was no pain, but he knew how the fangs pierced the skin, and he could even hear the sound of "boo".

The blood in the body began to flow in unnatural directions, uncontrolled.He gritted his teeth with hatred, and really wanted to bite the Huotou army in turn, but he couldn't bite the Huotou army, what a shameless Huotou army!

Erbao cried miserably, but Zang Gong didn't know how to restrain himself, and when he was drinking to his heart's content, he reached into Erbao's clothes to rub his flesh.Er Bao kicked his legs wildly, and Zang Gong supported it with his knees until the little carp could no longer move.