Tyrant and his crying baby bottle
Chapter 18 Shameless
As soon as he got on the cart and drove a few steps, a few more black arrows appeared at the place where the cart was parked.There are no barbs on the arrow, but it is quenched with white medicinal juice, which is either highly poisonous or a tranquilizer.
"The patrol soldiers of the Six Wings are here!" Er Bao shouted.
Zang Gong didn't look back, he took the helm and drove the car himself, saying "how can this be reasonable" or something like that.
The sled team ran to the end of the market, and as soon as they could leave the crowded area, a line of soldiers suddenly poured out on both sides of the road.The leader uttered a short syllable, and the soldiers behind him all spread their wings and pointed their spears at the Tibetan bows.Canggong grabbed Erbao's belt and flew all the way up to the roof. Regardless of Erbao's shouting, he left the sled team and ran away.
Er Bao was thrown up and down under his elbow, feeling terribly uncomfortable, seeing his sled team being left behind in the den of wolves and tigers was even more angry, so as soon as he got out of the encirclement, he punched him on the back of the waist , "You put me down, I'll go find Qiu Lengjun and the others, I won't hurt you!"
Zang Gong didn't feel the pain, but he still trembled because of the sensitivity of his waist, and couldn't help but slap the little fool on the forehead, "The patrol soldiers won't embarrass a few domestic dogs. Why don't you worry about yourself when you have free time!"
Erbao said, "No, what if they catch my dog and kill it for meat?"
Zang Gong said: "What's delicious for a dog? If I choose, I'll catch you. Drink blood first and then eat meat!"
"You!" Er Bao suddenly remembered what happened last night, and quickly covered his neck.
His wounds have already healed, and his vitality has recovered a lot after a night of rest, but thinking of the expression on the Tibetan bow when he bit him, he still feels terrified.He didn't know if Tibetan bow had such stinky virtues before, or if it became like this because of a heart change.
Cang Gong saw that he was scared, and he was still counting on his customs clearance certificate, so he couldn't break up halfway, so he held his shoulders and looked at him, and spoke softly, changing from his usual routine.
"Xiao Erbao, do you think you run faster or the dog runs faster? Do you think you bite more or the dog bites more? If we have to judge a laggard in our team, who do you think it will be? "
Er Bao was dumbfounded by the question, his two light-colored eyebrows were twisted together, forming two small round bumps on the forehead, which looked like fluffy little beans, which complemented his childish face perfectly. .
"Could it be me?" Er Bao pointed to the tip of his nose, "I'm the one who's holding back?"
Cang Gong sighed, "I regard you as a good brother. I didn't want to tell the truth, but I need your cooperation at a critical moment. Don't hold back the team anymore. Okay, you wait for me here, and I will get two horses. Horse, be back soon."
Until Tibetan Gong came back from riding a horse, Er Bao was still thinking about how he could be the one who was holding back.He has always regarded himself as the pillar of the family!
Seeing him in a daze, Zang Gong couldn't help laughing, and felt that it was fun to tease the little fool, and he could be silly for a long time.So he pushed the little fool onto the horse's back, deliberately slapped the horse's butt, "Run!"
He used to see rough guys in the army, and subconsciously thought that everyone could ride a horse, but he didn't expect that Erbao was a rookie, and he was kicked off by a strong horse before he could run two steps, and fell all over the place.
"Ah!" Er Bao fell on the ground, clutching his buttocks and shrinking into a shrimp ball, cursing Huotoujun for not being human.
Huo Toujun hurriedly ran over to help him up in three steps at a time, blaming himself in his heart, but insisted on putting on a gloating expression on his face, and said sarcastic words: "Oh, did you lose four petals in your butt?"
Erbao kicked him on the calf, "If you can't speak human words, don't say anything! Inhumane!"
The Huotoujun patted the dirt and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, can I count it as my fault?"
After admitting this mistake, the former proud son of heaven suddenly felt ashamed and flustered. When can he tolerate others' disrespect towards him?In order to cover up, he deliberately thought that Erbao was wasting his time, and took the opportunity to educate Erbao.After that, he abandoned a horse and held Er Bao in his arms, and the two rode together.
"Sit still, keep your body low, and don't block my sight." Zang Gong instructed, wrapped his hands around Er Bao's waist and tightened the reins, clamped the horse's belly suddenly, and ran out.
Erbao is a doctor, and the first time he rode a horse, he thought of medical problems, and said, "This is too bumpy, will my butt fall on your life..."
"Shut up!" Zang Gong immediately realized what kind of ivory he was about to spit out from his untidy little mouth, so he stopped immediately, and continued to teach, "You are innocent if you are straightforward, but can you?" Don’t say anything to everyone? Sooner or later, you will be eaten up and wiped out, and you will foolishly help count how many bones there are.”
Er Bao was scolded again, pouted and said, "Then if I really overwhelm you, you can't rely on me."
Cang Gong said: "If you don't blame me, who do you blame? People riding horses never need to think about this kind of problem. Why are you in trouble?"
Er Bao said: "I'm just being thoughtful. If you don't like to listen to it, forget it. At worst, I'll replace it with a new one after crushing the disabled."
Zang Gong sneered: "Change to a donkey?"
Er Bao's heart skipped a beat.
Ah, how does he know what I'm thinking? !
Huotoujun ignored him, and Erbao looked around when he was bored, looked around, looked at the ground, looked at the sky, and sighed when he saw something strange: "Six-winged tribe is indeed a six-winged tribe. There are so many birds. It's even bigger. .”
Fang Ping usually thought that the little fool was teasing him, but at this moment, he noticed a strange air mass, raised his head and glanced at the sky - sure enough!
He tightened the reins suddenly and turned out of the path, causing Er Bao to bump into his arm.
Erbao exclaimed, "Why are you going into the woods?"
Tibetan bow said: "Don't make noise! There is an ambush!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the horse was hit, and Zang Gong hugged Er Bao violently and rolled to the side.The gray and white intertwined feather arrows sank three or four inches into the ground, and the two of them were fine, but the poor horse died.
"This is the Arrow Eagle, find a place to hide!" Cang Gong rushed out after confessing, using himself as a bait to lure the Arrow Eagle to fly deep into the woods.
Er Bao wailed that the horse was innocent, and worried about the safety of the Tibetan bow. Seeing the flocks of arrow eagles pressing down like dark clouds, he was so anxious that his head would drop.
He had heard long ago that the Arrowhawk, a large bird, was domesticated by the six-winged people. An Arrowhawk carried ten to sixteen long, hard thorn feathers under its wings, which could fly out when it flapped its wings. Make feather arrows.
Although the power of this kind of feathered arrows is not strong, it is better than the number. Tens of thousands of arrow eagles are circling in the air. Even if each one shoots only one feathered arrow, it can turn people on the ground into hedgehogs.
Er Bao hid behind a big rock and didn't dare to show his head. He called "General" a few times and got no response, so he realized that he had disappeared.He thought for a while that Cang Gong couldn't be allowed to take risks alone, so he turned his head and ran out with his head in his arms.
"General! I'm here to help you!" Erbao rushed into the woods, ran for a while and finally saw bird corpses all over the ground, and Zang Gong was standing on a tree shooting birds.The quiver was empty, and I used a broken branch and a feathered arrow stuck in the trunk.
Zang Gong climbed over a few trees and landed in front of Er Bao, "Who told you to come here, is it not good to live?"
Erbao said: "Of course it's good to be alive, but I still want to come to you!"
This little idiot Zang Gongqi doesn't know how to judge the situation, and only adds to the confusion for himself, but he has to admit that he is very happy to hear what Erbao said.He is used to looking down on the world, so few people can remember that he was also raised by his mother and father, and occasionally needs such small care.
He turned his gaze to look at Erbao.Er Bao's small face was wrinkled into a ball, and whenever there was a feathered arrow piercing his feet, he would tremble, obviously frightened.But the little fool is a little fool after all, and he has no intention of leaving even if he is afraid.
Why bother?
Cang Gong sighs why the second treasure is necessary, why take risks for a half-baked person.But he asked himself why, why rack his brains to analyze the psychology of a little fool.
He can follow the instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, and don't care if the little fool will kill himself, but the next moment he pushed Erbao under a dense cedar tree, and ordered forcefully: "Hide well, don't worry about it!" Tell you not to come out!"
There are still many arrow eagles, and the feathers and the stench of death make people breathless.At this moment, Erbao saw an Arrowhawk that was several times larger than the other companions parked on the tree, and couldn't help but think of the fat cuckoo.
The squirrel told him that in some birds, the female bird is the most respected. The largest bird in a group is often the one responsible for reproduction and the one who gives orders, such as the fat cuckoo.
Erbao knew that the squirrel had misunderstood it, because the fat cuckoo was fed purely by pine nuts, but these arrow eagles might really have heads.He immediately reminded: "General, catch the big one!"
At this time, the Tibetan bow was also distracted, stepped on the trunk and climbed to the top of the tree two or three times, then pulled out a few feathered arrows tied on the trunk, drew the bow fully, aimed at the big arrow eagle and shot it out.
The arrow pierced the sky, chasing the big arrow eagle and flew dozens of feet away, but was intercepted by the feathered arrow shot by the arrow eagle, facing each other, and fell in midair.
As if Tibetan bow had expected it, the other three feathered arrows had already been prepared.The feathered arrows came out at the same time, following the trajectory just now, they followed closely, and locked on the big arrow eagle firmly.
The big arrow eagle stirred up the air again, twelve sharp feathered arrows intercepted separately, the momentum was not weak.The three arrows from the Tibetan bow roared to meet them, the most forward one pierced through the three feathered arrows and fell, the second one took advantage of this gap and approached the big arrow eagle, but was caught by a small flying bird a few feet behind it. Arrowhawk blocked it.The third arrow didn't show any forward strength, but its stamina was very fast. After the tail feathers drew a white phantom, it also chopped three feather arrows in a row, directly approaching the belly of the big arrow eagle.
Three arrows fired together: the head arrow opens the way, the second arrow clears obstacles, and the tail arrow breaks through the enemy.This is just a daily warm-up trick for Tibetan bows.
The Big Arrow Eagle had obviously used up all its feathered arrows, and was only concerned with flying to avoid it, but the Tibetan bow had accurately predicted its flight trajectory when it shot.In the next moment, the arrow pierced into the belly of the big arrow eagle with a "swish", and then pierced through the back and pierced into the head.
The big arrow eagle fell to the ground without even screaming.
Er Bao was dumbfounded, it was the first time that someone could use different numbers and strengths of the arrows fired at the same time, it was just an ordinary bow and arrow, and it was not matched!
He got out from under the cedar, without holding back a sigh of admiration: "General, you are amazing!"
"Hush." Tibetan bow suddenly held him down.
Er Bao didn't dare to jump anymore, and also found the arrow eagles blocking the surroundings - obviously out of embarrassment at losing the female eagle, he stopped playing surprise attacks and used melee attacks.
As if organized, the arrow eagles suddenly wailed in unison at a certain moment, then shook their wings and threw out all the remaining feather arrows.
Tibetan bow tried to block all the feather arrows as much as possible, but this wave of attacks was too dense, he could only care about the front but not the back.Seeing the shadows and the cool wind passing by himself and Erbao again and again, he made a difficult decision.
He pulled Erbao who was an arm's length away, straightened his shoulders, and pushed him out.
"General Dog ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"
The naive little boss has a new understanding of human nature.
"The patrol soldiers of the Six Wings are here!" Er Bao shouted.
Zang Gong didn't look back, he took the helm and drove the car himself, saying "how can this be reasonable" or something like that.
The sled team ran to the end of the market, and as soon as they could leave the crowded area, a line of soldiers suddenly poured out on both sides of the road.The leader uttered a short syllable, and the soldiers behind him all spread their wings and pointed their spears at the Tibetan bows.Canggong grabbed Erbao's belt and flew all the way up to the roof. Regardless of Erbao's shouting, he left the sled team and ran away.
Er Bao was thrown up and down under his elbow, feeling terribly uncomfortable, seeing his sled team being left behind in the den of wolves and tigers was even more angry, so as soon as he got out of the encirclement, he punched him on the back of the waist , "You put me down, I'll go find Qiu Lengjun and the others, I won't hurt you!"
Zang Gong didn't feel the pain, but he still trembled because of the sensitivity of his waist, and couldn't help but slap the little fool on the forehead, "The patrol soldiers won't embarrass a few domestic dogs. Why don't you worry about yourself when you have free time!"
Erbao said, "No, what if they catch my dog and kill it for meat?"
Zang Gong said: "What's delicious for a dog? If I choose, I'll catch you. Drink blood first and then eat meat!"
"You!" Er Bao suddenly remembered what happened last night, and quickly covered his neck.
His wounds have already healed, and his vitality has recovered a lot after a night of rest, but thinking of the expression on the Tibetan bow when he bit him, he still feels terrified.He didn't know if Tibetan bow had such stinky virtues before, or if it became like this because of a heart change.
Cang Gong saw that he was scared, and he was still counting on his customs clearance certificate, so he couldn't break up halfway, so he held his shoulders and looked at him, and spoke softly, changing from his usual routine.
"Xiao Erbao, do you think you run faster or the dog runs faster? Do you think you bite more or the dog bites more? If we have to judge a laggard in our team, who do you think it will be? "
Er Bao was dumbfounded by the question, his two light-colored eyebrows were twisted together, forming two small round bumps on the forehead, which looked like fluffy little beans, which complemented his childish face perfectly. .
"Could it be me?" Er Bao pointed to the tip of his nose, "I'm the one who's holding back?"
Cang Gong sighed, "I regard you as a good brother. I didn't want to tell the truth, but I need your cooperation at a critical moment. Don't hold back the team anymore. Okay, you wait for me here, and I will get two horses. Horse, be back soon."
Until Tibetan Gong came back from riding a horse, Er Bao was still thinking about how he could be the one who was holding back.He has always regarded himself as the pillar of the family!
Seeing him in a daze, Zang Gong couldn't help laughing, and felt that it was fun to tease the little fool, and he could be silly for a long time.So he pushed the little fool onto the horse's back, deliberately slapped the horse's butt, "Run!"
He used to see rough guys in the army, and subconsciously thought that everyone could ride a horse, but he didn't expect that Erbao was a rookie, and he was kicked off by a strong horse before he could run two steps, and fell all over the place.
"Ah!" Er Bao fell on the ground, clutching his buttocks and shrinking into a shrimp ball, cursing Huotoujun for not being human.
Huo Toujun hurriedly ran over to help him up in three steps at a time, blaming himself in his heart, but insisted on putting on a gloating expression on his face, and said sarcastic words: "Oh, did you lose four petals in your butt?"
Erbao kicked him on the calf, "If you can't speak human words, don't say anything! Inhumane!"
The Huotoujun patted the dirt and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, can I count it as my fault?"
After admitting this mistake, the former proud son of heaven suddenly felt ashamed and flustered. When can he tolerate others' disrespect towards him?In order to cover up, he deliberately thought that Erbao was wasting his time, and took the opportunity to educate Erbao.After that, he abandoned a horse and held Er Bao in his arms, and the two rode together.
"Sit still, keep your body low, and don't block my sight." Zang Gong instructed, wrapped his hands around Er Bao's waist and tightened the reins, clamped the horse's belly suddenly, and ran out.
Erbao is a doctor, and the first time he rode a horse, he thought of medical problems, and said, "This is too bumpy, will my butt fall on your life..."
"Shut up!" Zang Gong immediately realized what kind of ivory he was about to spit out from his untidy little mouth, so he stopped immediately, and continued to teach, "You are innocent if you are straightforward, but can you?" Don’t say anything to everyone? Sooner or later, you will be eaten up and wiped out, and you will foolishly help count how many bones there are.”
Er Bao was scolded again, pouted and said, "Then if I really overwhelm you, you can't rely on me."
Cang Gong said: "If you don't blame me, who do you blame? People riding horses never need to think about this kind of problem. Why are you in trouble?"
Er Bao said: "I'm just being thoughtful. If you don't like to listen to it, forget it. At worst, I'll replace it with a new one after crushing the disabled."
Zang Gong sneered: "Change to a donkey?"
Er Bao's heart skipped a beat.
Ah, how does he know what I'm thinking? !
Huotoujun ignored him, and Erbao looked around when he was bored, looked around, looked at the ground, looked at the sky, and sighed when he saw something strange: "Six-winged tribe is indeed a six-winged tribe. There are so many birds. It's even bigger. .”
Fang Ping usually thought that the little fool was teasing him, but at this moment, he noticed a strange air mass, raised his head and glanced at the sky - sure enough!
He tightened the reins suddenly and turned out of the path, causing Er Bao to bump into his arm.
Erbao exclaimed, "Why are you going into the woods?"
Tibetan bow said: "Don't make noise! There is an ambush!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the horse was hit, and Zang Gong hugged Er Bao violently and rolled to the side.The gray and white intertwined feather arrows sank three or four inches into the ground, and the two of them were fine, but the poor horse died.
"This is the Arrow Eagle, find a place to hide!" Cang Gong rushed out after confessing, using himself as a bait to lure the Arrow Eagle to fly deep into the woods.
Er Bao wailed that the horse was innocent, and worried about the safety of the Tibetan bow. Seeing the flocks of arrow eagles pressing down like dark clouds, he was so anxious that his head would drop.
He had heard long ago that the Arrowhawk, a large bird, was domesticated by the six-winged people. An Arrowhawk carried ten to sixteen long, hard thorn feathers under its wings, which could fly out when it flapped its wings. Make feather arrows.
Although the power of this kind of feathered arrows is not strong, it is better than the number. Tens of thousands of arrow eagles are circling in the air. Even if each one shoots only one feathered arrow, it can turn people on the ground into hedgehogs.
Er Bao hid behind a big rock and didn't dare to show his head. He called "General" a few times and got no response, so he realized that he had disappeared.He thought for a while that Cang Gong couldn't be allowed to take risks alone, so he turned his head and ran out with his head in his arms.
"General! I'm here to help you!" Erbao rushed into the woods, ran for a while and finally saw bird corpses all over the ground, and Zang Gong was standing on a tree shooting birds.The quiver was empty, and I used a broken branch and a feathered arrow stuck in the trunk.
Zang Gong climbed over a few trees and landed in front of Er Bao, "Who told you to come here, is it not good to live?"
Erbao said: "Of course it's good to be alive, but I still want to come to you!"
This little idiot Zang Gongqi doesn't know how to judge the situation, and only adds to the confusion for himself, but he has to admit that he is very happy to hear what Erbao said.He is used to looking down on the world, so few people can remember that he was also raised by his mother and father, and occasionally needs such small care.
He turned his gaze to look at Erbao.Er Bao's small face was wrinkled into a ball, and whenever there was a feathered arrow piercing his feet, he would tremble, obviously frightened.But the little fool is a little fool after all, and he has no intention of leaving even if he is afraid.
Why bother?
Cang Gong sighs why the second treasure is necessary, why take risks for a half-baked person.But he asked himself why, why rack his brains to analyze the psychology of a little fool.
He can follow the instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, and don't care if the little fool will kill himself, but the next moment he pushed Erbao under a dense cedar tree, and ordered forcefully: "Hide well, don't worry about it!" Tell you not to come out!"
There are still many arrow eagles, and the feathers and the stench of death make people breathless.At this moment, Erbao saw an Arrowhawk that was several times larger than the other companions parked on the tree, and couldn't help but think of the fat cuckoo.
The squirrel told him that in some birds, the female bird is the most respected. The largest bird in a group is often the one responsible for reproduction and the one who gives orders, such as the fat cuckoo.
Erbao knew that the squirrel had misunderstood it, because the fat cuckoo was fed purely by pine nuts, but these arrow eagles might really have heads.He immediately reminded: "General, catch the big one!"
At this time, the Tibetan bow was also distracted, stepped on the trunk and climbed to the top of the tree two or three times, then pulled out a few feathered arrows tied on the trunk, drew the bow fully, aimed at the big arrow eagle and shot it out.
The arrow pierced the sky, chasing the big arrow eagle and flew dozens of feet away, but was intercepted by the feathered arrow shot by the arrow eagle, facing each other, and fell in midair.
As if Tibetan bow had expected it, the other three feathered arrows had already been prepared.The feathered arrows came out at the same time, following the trajectory just now, they followed closely, and locked on the big arrow eagle firmly.
The big arrow eagle stirred up the air again, twelve sharp feathered arrows intercepted separately, the momentum was not weak.The three arrows from the Tibetan bow roared to meet them, the most forward one pierced through the three feathered arrows and fell, the second one took advantage of this gap and approached the big arrow eagle, but was caught by a small flying bird a few feet behind it. Arrowhawk blocked it.The third arrow didn't show any forward strength, but its stamina was very fast. After the tail feathers drew a white phantom, it also chopped three feather arrows in a row, directly approaching the belly of the big arrow eagle.
Three arrows fired together: the head arrow opens the way, the second arrow clears obstacles, and the tail arrow breaks through the enemy.This is just a daily warm-up trick for Tibetan bows.
The Big Arrow Eagle had obviously used up all its feathered arrows, and was only concerned with flying to avoid it, but the Tibetan bow had accurately predicted its flight trajectory when it shot.In the next moment, the arrow pierced into the belly of the big arrow eagle with a "swish", and then pierced through the back and pierced into the head.
The big arrow eagle fell to the ground without even screaming.
Er Bao was dumbfounded, it was the first time that someone could use different numbers and strengths of the arrows fired at the same time, it was just an ordinary bow and arrow, and it was not matched!
He got out from under the cedar, without holding back a sigh of admiration: "General, you are amazing!"
"Hush." Tibetan bow suddenly held him down.
Er Bao didn't dare to jump anymore, and also found the arrow eagles blocking the surroundings - obviously out of embarrassment at losing the female eagle, he stopped playing surprise attacks and used melee attacks.
As if organized, the arrow eagles suddenly wailed in unison at a certain moment, then shook their wings and threw out all the remaining feather arrows.
Tibetan bow tried to block all the feather arrows as much as possible, but this wave of attacks was too dense, he could only care about the front but not the back.Seeing the shadows and the cool wind passing by himself and Erbao again and again, he made a difficult decision.
He pulled Erbao who was an arm's length away, straightened his shoulders, and pushed him out.
"General Dog ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"
The naive little boss has a new understanding of human nature.
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