Tyrant and his crying baby bottle
Chapter 38 Too Hard (1 more)
After this incident, Erbao's business improved, and he couldn't be free for several days.When the women saw the shepherd girl's thick hair, they all wanted to exchange for something they didn't have.It's a pity that there is not enough material in the organ bank, so Erbao can only help them register first, and thus signed five or six donation agreements.
The Yang family's compensation was in place, and Erbao got 100 taels.Wang Ji was also sentenced, and he took 100 taels from the pharmacy that was auctioned off to compensate Erbao, and Erbao immediately got enough money to buy another farmyard.
This is really a blessing in disguise, but it is a blessing in disguise.Er Bao looked at the pile of silver ingots, and then at the Huotou Army—what Huotou Army is the God of Wealth!
Since he came, his fortune has obviously improved, although the fortune is a bit biased, it's all due to other people's compensation.
Zang Gong said: "Little boss, does your buddy have a share of the credit?"
Er Bao said: "Of course, everyone has contributed! Just tell me what reward you want, and I will be satisfied."
Cang Gong laughed, "Can you satisfy everything?"
Er Bao looked at his malicious eyes, immediately hugged the little yellow rabbit tightly, thought for a while, then brought the squirrel and wrapped it around his neck, making the half of his body covered with fur.
Cang Gong laughed and raised his eyebrows, "Don't worry, I won't eat rabbits for the time being, neither white rabbits nor yellow rabbits. It's just that the floor is too hard, I think it's better to..."
Erbao immediately took up the conversation: "That's easy to say, isn't there three rooms in our wooden house? I'll find someone to make another bed and put it in the west room. Or, if you want to keep a distance from me, I can put the bed in the south room." Clean up the grocery room, you live in the main room, and I move to the south room."
Tibetan bow: "..."
Who's keeping distance?
So smart!
Erbao now holds 500 taels of silver in his hand, which is too small.He decided to take out part of the 300 taels he had withdrawn before, put it into the compensation, and use it to buy a house, and deposit the rest back to the bank.Because I heard people say earlier that partial wealth should be spent early, otherwise it is easy to lose.
He told Zang Gong to stay in the shop and watch, and he went to the street with a big bag of silver.First, I asked a carpenter to order a luxurious solid wood bed, then went to choose two quilts, and finally rushed to the pine and cypress garden.
He didn't know if it was because he had too much money and lacked a sense of security. He felt that someone was following him along the way, but when he looked back, he found no suspicious person.When he got to the secluded road, this feeling became more obvious, and he couldn't help but stand on end, and ran quickly with the silver in his arms.
Not an illusion.He ran, and his followers also ran, and the sound of footsteps could be heard clearly.Er Bao was timid, and when he got nervous, he ran the wrong way and was blocked at the door of a dilapidated house that had been in disrepair for a long time.
He turned around holding the silver, met the man who was chasing him, and asked, "What are you going to do?"
This is a young man in his 20s, with an ordinary appearance, short eyebrows and small eyes, and looks depressed.He said: "I am short of money, you give me the money, I will not hurt you."
Erbao said, "I don't know you, and I'm going to buy a house."
The man said: "You are just buying a house, I am saving lives."
When Erbao heard that he wanted to save lives, he subconsciously asked whose life to save and what disease he was suffering from, and then stated that he was a doctor, so maybe he could help.The man ignored him and insisted on asking for his money.
Erbao could tell that the man was trembling too, so he must not be a skilled hand.He relaxed a little, and prepared a plan to persuade the other party to turn around.However, before he could open his mouth, a tall figure fell down.Only the rustling sound of the sleeves blowing in the wind was heard. This figure moved extremely quickly, and beat the man to the ground with three or two simple and rude moves.
Erbao: "...General?"
Cang Gong stomped on the man's face, "Private or public?"
Erbao: "Are you asking me or him?"
Cang Gong kicked his feet hard, and the man immediately wailed, and replied: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I really don't want to do this, I really have nowhere to go, please let me go!"
Zang Gong asked again: "Is it public or private?"
Erbao came to him tremblingly, like a little rabbit who had stolen a carrot, and asked for the man, "What if you are public, and what if you are private?"
Cang Gong said: "If you report to the government, you will lose money and go to jail. If you are private, you will lose money directly, but you will pay double."
This guy is looking for money for his little boss again.
So Er Bao made a small pass on the microphone, knelt down and repeated it to the man.It's not like he didn't hear the man crying, so why bother to pierce his heart again.
But he didn't dare to have an opinion, he just cried and said: "Hero, please forgive me. I am also a poor person. My father died in the battle when I was not born. My mother is weak and sick. Because I missed my father, I cried and went blind. Last month, I was diagnosed with a terminal illness..."
"I, I just want to be more filial in her lifetime. But I have no ability. I have sold all the things in the family that can be sold. It is really... I really, I will never dare again. Please let me go back, I If I don't go back, my mother won't even be able to eat."
Erbao softened his heart halfway through his speech, and said to Zang Gong: "Let's forgive him once, who didn't make mistakes when he was young, Emperor Yuanwu even stole the rouge paint from the former princess."
Zang Gong staggered, "Who told you that he stole rouge?"
Er Bao said: "It is said in the folks that because of his polarized personality, one is extremely cruel and bloodthirsty, and the other is extremely feminine, that's why he cut off his sleeves."
Zang Gong's face turned pale for a while, and he hooped the nonsense little thing under his elbow, knocked his head and said, "Listen well, Emperor Yuanwu has only one personality, that is, he is cruel and bloodthirsty, and he especially likes to kill rabbits. He didn't steal it either." I have had rouge and only stolen one thing."
Er Bao turned his head half a circle and asked curiously, "What did you steal?"
Cang Gongxie smirked, "Rabbit jerk."
Native eggs?
Er Bao was confused.
The man under his feet begged for a while. Zang Gong didn't intend to condone the adulterer, but he hesitated for a moment when he heard that his father was a soldier, and finally decided to let him go. .
With the Huotou army guards, Erbao also became more courageous, and he didn't hold his money tightly for the next section of the road, and just opened his pockets so wide.The silver light is dazzling, anyone who wants to look at it can look at it, anyway, you don't dare to snatch it, and you don't have the ability to snatch it.
He asked Huotoujun why he didn't stay at home to watch the shop, and Huotoujun would not confess that he was worried that he would be robbed, so he just casually said "boring and panic".Afterwards, the two arrived at Songbai Garden and saw Boss Wang locking the gate.
Er Bao stopped him: "Boss Wang, I'm here to sign the deed!"
Boss Wang glanced back at him, but didn't stop, and locked the iron door firmly with a few clicks.He said: "Brother Erbao, go back, I won't sell the house. Oh, this is the deposit you gave me, I will return it to you."
Er Bao was surprised: "Why, isn't everything agreed?"
Boss Wang didn't answer, put 20 taels of silver into Erbao's hand and left.Erbao chased after him, and shouted at Zanggong: "Uncle!"
The little uncle sounded like a coquettish child, and with a stride of Zang Gong's long legs, he stopped Boss Wang's way, and said, "If one party breaks the contract, the deposit will be refunded three times. Don't you understand the truth?"
Boss Wang is not a shameless person, he took out a bag of money with his head open, and said to Erbao, "I didn't bring so much today, Brother Erbao, take it first, and I'll give you the rest before dark." to the shop."
Er Bao refused to take his money, and said, "What is this for? Why didn't you sell the one you agreed to sell to me? Did someone offer a higher price?"
Boss Wang said, "No, I... hey."
Boss Wang's expression seemed to be in distress, Zang Gong saw it clearly, and said, "It's because of Wang Ji Pharmacy."
Boss Wang sighed again and nodded in agreement.
It turned out that the old lady of the Wang family knew about her grandson, and also knew that Erbao, the person who indirectly caused his grandson to go to prison, wanted to buy her own house. How could she bear it?She gave a death order, even if the house was abandoned or washed down by the flood, she would never sell it to Er Bao, and anyone who dared to sell her would be expelled from the house.
Although Boss Wang was also angry at his cousin's despicable behavior, as a cousin, he couldn't bend his elbows, let alone disobey the wishes of the elderly in the family, so he would rather pay the deposit than sell it to Erbao.
Er Bao's small face was wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and he said, "Why don't I pay a visit in person and explain to the old lady?"
Boss Wang said: "You don't need Brother Erbao, you are not wrong, my cousin did the crime himself. But let's forget about the house, you can go to other places to see."
But Erbao became stubborn, "I won't go anywhere else! You wait for me, and when I can talk it through with your old lady, she will definitely come back to buy it!"
Er Bao said and pulled away the Tibetan bow.Cang Gong couldn't empathize with him, but he also knew Er Bao's determination to build an organ bank, so he clenched Er Bao tightly.
On the road, I ran into a man and a woman hiding in an alley flirting. The man said, "What are you afraid of? You are my woman, and I can't hug you yet?"
The woman said, "How embarrassing, someone is here."
The man said: "It's okay, you can't see it outside."
The woman said: "Yes, I can see them holding hands."
Er Bao felt ashamed when he heard the words, and immediately threw away the hand of the bow, trying to cover it up: "Your hand is callous, it hurts to prick me."
As if being provoked by someone, Tibetan Bow held Er Bao again, and said: "You are afraid of what they will say, and you are not afraid of the shadow tilting if you are upright." At worst, if the shadow tilts, I will tilt it too.
It's a pity that Erbao is not as thick-skinned as him, and he still didn't lend him his little hand when he arrived.The fire-headed army started to catch fire again, and turned to stare at the couple. If it didn't hurt his image, he would have bared his fangs.
Such a stare is a slight pause, isn't that man the one who tried to grab the Erbao money just now?After crying father and calling mother, this is how to hang out with women?good interest.
He kept an eye on it, and didn't stop because Erbao was in a hurry.
When he reached the gate of Wang's house, Erbao stopped and knocked on the big red wooden door.The old butler of the Wang family came to open the door, with a gentle and polite attitude, and asked who Erbao was.Unexpectedly, Erbao was locked outside just after he reported himself, and almost had his nose caught in the crack of the door.
After knocking for a long time, the door still refused to be opened for him, so Zang Gong said: "I'll go in and catch him out for you."
Er Bao asked, "Who are you planning to arrest?"
Zang Gong said: "I will arrest whoever you want to see."
Er Bao imagined the scene of a 80-[-]-year-old lady being carried over the wall by the Huotou army, silently rolled her eyes, turned and left.
Passing the alley again, Erbao almost bumped into a flirting woman.The woman was taken aback, patted her chest repeatedly, and then was hugged back by the man, hugging her in his arms and coaxing softly.
Er Bao was numb from being tired of them, so he quickly walked away.On the contrary, Zang Gong deliberately slowed down and listened to a few more sentences.
I just heard the man coaxing: "Baby, just this time, I really need money, and you don't want to just watch me being forced to death by those people, are you?"
The woman said: "Of course I don't want to, but my family is watching closely. My cousin committed another crime recently and was sentenced to five years in prison. Grandma is getting angry."
The man said: "You take it quietly, I will pay it back in three to five days, and no one will notice."
The woman said: "Let me think about it again..."
Another family surnamed Wang.Zang Gong sneered, and stepped forward to catch up with Er Bao.
The compensation money could not be spent for the time being, so Erbao simply ordered new clothes for the members of the family one by one.Not to mention himself and the bow hunters, even the oxen, squirrels, and sled team were forced to put on colorful vests, saying that it would not look good to be exposed outside.
Zang Gong teased him: "Where is it that you don't look good?"
Er Bao said, "Of course it's the private parts."
Zang Gong picked up the little yellow rabbit, flicked the rabbit's tail, and said, "It's a good thing that little yellow has fur, otherwise he would have to wear clothes. It's also a rabbit, why doesn't Xiao Erbao have long hair?"
The scalper suddenly laughed, and said in response to his words: "The second treasure hasn't developed yet, so wait a few more years!"
This person was hilarious to each other, but it made Er Bao very angry.The big bed had to wait a few days before it could be delivered, so Erbao drove the Huotoujun to make the floor again.Woke up from a frightening dream at night, only to find that the quilt could not be pulled away, and after a closer look, ho, there was someone lying beside him!
Er Baoteng rolled over and sat up, bluffing: "Why did you climb on my bed!"
Zang Gong pushed him back with a kick of his long legs, and muttered in a low voice: "The floor is too hard, I can't stand it, you go."
Er Bao bluffed again: "You can't stand it, and I can't stand it! I don't care, you can't go back on what you agreed, you go down."
Cang Gong laughed to himself, and replied: "If I don't go down, either you or neither of us will go down. It's good to squeeze."
Erbao didn't want to squeeze with him, so he could only hug the quilt and rolled out of the bed, shouting: "I will get off as soon as I get off!" However, the floor bed was really uncomfortable. Arching his body, he obediently rolled back into the bed.
The Huotoujun asked knowingly, "How is it?"
Er Bao pouted: "No, it's too hard."
Outside, the light of the mosquito-trap lamp is burning brighter and brighter, but a pair of wide and flat cattle ears are sticking to the mosquito-trap lamp, secretly listening to the movement in the room.
The ox's tail was diligently sweeping away the mosquitoes. It was unknown whether it was because there were too many mosquitoes or the faint bluffing sound coming from the room was too exciting, and its cowhide trembled slightly.
"Hey," the jealous old scalper sighed, "When will my old cow be able to have sex with Huahua like this..."
The author has something to say: This is the first of the three updates in V, thanks to the little cuties for their support and encouragement!Thanks for favorites and comments!Thanks Lei Heye!
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The Yang family's compensation was in place, and Erbao got 100 taels.Wang Ji was also sentenced, and he took 100 taels from the pharmacy that was auctioned off to compensate Erbao, and Erbao immediately got enough money to buy another farmyard.
This is really a blessing in disguise, but it is a blessing in disguise.Er Bao looked at the pile of silver ingots, and then at the Huotou Army—what Huotou Army is the God of Wealth!
Since he came, his fortune has obviously improved, although the fortune is a bit biased, it's all due to other people's compensation.
Zang Gong said: "Little boss, does your buddy have a share of the credit?"
Er Bao said: "Of course, everyone has contributed! Just tell me what reward you want, and I will be satisfied."
Cang Gong laughed, "Can you satisfy everything?"
Er Bao looked at his malicious eyes, immediately hugged the little yellow rabbit tightly, thought for a while, then brought the squirrel and wrapped it around his neck, making the half of his body covered with fur.
Cang Gong laughed and raised his eyebrows, "Don't worry, I won't eat rabbits for the time being, neither white rabbits nor yellow rabbits. It's just that the floor is too hard, I think it's better to..."
Erbao immediately took up the conversation: "That's easy to say, isn't there three rooms in our wooden house? I'll find someone to make another bed and put it in the west room. Or, if you want to keep a distance from me, I can put the bed in the south room." Clean up the grocery room, you live in the main room, and I move to the south room."
Tibetan bow: "..."
Who's keeping distance?
So smart!
Erbao now holds 500 taels of silver in his hand, which is too small.He decided to take out part of the 300 taels he had withdrawn before, put it into the compensation, and use it to buy a house, and deposit the rest back to the bank.Because I heard people say earlier that partial wealth should be spent early, otherwise it is easy to lose.
He told Zang Gong to stay in the shop and watch, and he went to the street with a big bag of silver.First, I asked a carpenter to order a luxurious solid wood bed, then went to choose two quilts, and finally rushed to the pine and cypress garden.
He didn't know if it was because he had too much money and lacked a sense of security. He felt that someone was following him along the way, but when he looked back, he found no suspicious person.When he got to the secluded road, this feeling became more obvious, and he couldn't help but stand on end, and ran quickly with the silver in his arms.
Not an illusion.He ran, and his followers also ran, and the sound of footsteps could be heard clearly.Er Bao was timid, and when he got nervous, he ran the wrong way and was blocked at the door of a dilapidated house that had been in disrepair for a long time.
He turned around holding the silver, met the man who was chasing him, and asked, "What are you going to do?"
This is a young man in his 20s, with an ordinary appearance, short eyebrows and small eyes, and looks depressed.He said: "I am short of money, you give me the money, I will not hurt you."
Erbao said, "I don't know you, and I'm going to buy a house."
The man said: "You are just buying a house, I am saving lives."
When Erbao heard that he wanted to save lives, he subconsciously asked whose life to save and what disease he was suffering from, and then stated that he was a doctor, so maybe he could help.The man ignored him and insisted on asking for his money.
Erbao could tell that the man was trembling too, so he must not be a skilled hand.He relaxed a little, and prepared a plan to persuade the other party to turn around.However, before he could open his mouth, a tall figure fell down.Only the rustling sound of the sleeves blowing in the wind was heard. This figure moved extremely quickly, and beat the man to the ground with three or two simple and rude moves.
Erbao: "...General?"
Cang Gong stomped on the man's face, "Private or public?"
Erbao: "Are you asking me or him?"
Cang Gong kicked his feet hard, and the man immediately wailed, and replied: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I really don't want to do this, I really have nowhere to go, please let me go!"
Zang Gong asked again: "Is it public or private?"
Erbao came to him tremblingly, like a little rabbit who had stolen a carrot, and asked for the man, "What if you are public, and what if you are private?"
Cang Gong said: "If you report to the government, you will lose money and go to jail. If you are private, you will lose money directly, but you will pay double."
This guy is looking for money for his little boss again.
So Er Bao made a small pass on the microphone, knelt down and repeated it to the man.It's not like he didn't hear the man crying, so why bother to pierce his heart again.
But he didn't dare to have an opinion, he just cried and said: "Hero, please forgive me. I am also a poor person. My father died in the battle when I was not born. My mother is weak and sick. Because I missed my father, I cried and went blind. Last month, I was diagnosed with a terminal illness..."
"I, I just want to be more filial in her lifetime. But I have no ability. I have sold all the things in the family that can be sold. It is really... I really, I will never dare again. Please let me go back, I If I don't go back, my mother won't even be able to eat."
Erbao softened his heart halfway through his speech, and said to Zang Gong: "Let's forgive him once, who didn't make mistakes when he was young, Emperor Yuanwu even stole the rouge paint from the former princess."
Zang Gong staggered, "Who told you that he stole rouge?"
Er Bao said: "It is said in the folks that because of his polarized personality, one is extremely cruel and bloodthirsty, and the other is extremely feminine, that's why he cut off his sleeves."
Zang Gong's face turned pale for a while, and he hooped the nonsense little thing under his elbow, knocked his head and said, "Listen well, Emperor Yuanwu has only one personality, that is, he is cruel and bloodthirsty, and he especially likes to kill rabbits. He didn't steal it either." I have had rouge and only stolen one thing."
Er Bao turned his head half a circle and asked curiously, "What did you steal?"
Cang Gongxie smirked, "Rabbit jerk."
Native eggs?
Er Bao was confused.
The man under his feet begged for a while. Zang Gong didn't intend to condone the adulterer, but he hesitated for a moment when he heard that his father was a soldier, and finally decided to let him go. .
With the Huotou army guards, Erbao also became more courageous, and he didn't hold his money tightly for the next section of the road, and just opened his pockets so wide.The silver light is dazzling, anyone who wants to look at it can look at it, anyway, you don't dare to snatch it, and you don't have the ability to snatch it.
He asked Huotoujun why he didn't stay at home to watch the shop, and Huotoujun would not confess that he was worried that he would be robbed, so he just casually said "boring and panic".Afterwards, the two arrived at Songbai Garden and saw Boss Wang locking the gate.
Er Bao stopped him: "Boss Wang, I'm here to sign the deed!"
Boss Wang glanced back at him, but didn't stop, and locked the iron door firmly with a few clicks.He said: "Brother Erbao, go back, I won't sell the house. Oh, this is the deposit you gave me, I will return it to you."
Er Bao was surprised: "Why, isn't everything agreed?"
Boss Wang didn't answer, put 20 taels of silver into Erbao's hand and left.Erbao chased after him, and shouted at Zanggong: "Uncle!"
The little uncle sounded like a coquettish child, and with a stride of Zang Gong's long legs, he stopped Boss Wang's way, and said, "If one party breaks the contract, the deposit will be refunded three times. Don't you understand the truth?"
Boss Wang is not a shameless person, he took out a bag of money with his head open, and said to Erbao, "I didn't bring so much today, Brother Erbao, take it first, and I'll give you the rest before dark." to the shop."
Er Bao refused to take his money, and said, "What is this for? Why didn't you sell the one you agreed to sell to me? Did someone offer a higher price?"
Boss Wang said, "No, I... hey."
Boss Wang's expression seemed to be in distress, Zang Gong saw it clearly, and said, "It's because of Wang Ji Pharmacy."
Boss Wang sighed again and nodded in agreement.
It turned out that the old lady of the Wang family knew about her grandson, and also knew that Erbao, the person who indirectly caused his grandson to go to prison, wanted to buy her own house. How could she bear it?She gave a death order, even if the house was abandoned or washed down by the flood, she would never sell it to Er Bao, and anyone who dared to sell her would be expelled from the house.
Although Boss Wang was also angry at his cousin's despicable behavior, as a cousin, he couldn't bend his elbows, let alone disobey the wishes of the elderly in the family, so he would rather pay the deposit than sell it to Erbao.
Er Bao's small face was wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and he said, "Why don't I pay a visit in person and explain to the old lady?"
Boss Wang said: "You don't need Brother Erbao, you are not wrong, my cousin did the crime himself. But let's forget about the house, you can go to other places to see."
But Erbao became stubborn, "I won't go anywhere else! You wait for me, and when I can talk it through with your old lady, she will definitely come back to buy it!"
Er Bao said and pulled away the Tibetan bow.Cang Gong couldn't empathize with him, but he also knew Er Bao's determination to build an organ bank, so he clenched Er Bao tightly.
On the road, I ran into a man and a woman hiding in an alley flirting. The man said, "What are you afraid of? You are my woman, and I can't hug you yet?"
The woman said, "How embarrassing, someone is here."
The man said: "It's okay, you can't see it outside."
The woman said: "Yes, I can see them holding hands."
Er Bao felt ashamed when he heard the words, and immediately threw away the hand of the bow, trying to cover it up: "Your hand is callous, it hurts to prick me."
As if being provoked by someone, Tibetan Bow held Er Bao again, and said: "You are afraid of what they will say, and you are not afraid of the shadow tilting if you are upright." At worst, if the shadow tilts, I will tilt it too.
It's a pity that Erbao is not as thick-skinned as him, and he still didn't lend him his little hand when he arrived.The fire-headed army started to catch fire again, and turned to stare at the couple. If it didn't hurt his image, he would have bared his fangs.
Such a stare is a slight pause, isn't that man the one who tried to grab the Erbao money just now?After crying father and calling mother, this is how to hang out with women?good interest.
He kept an eye on it, and didn't stop because Erbao was in a hurry.
When he reached the gate of Wang's house, Erbao stopped and knocked on the big red wooden door.The old butler of the Wang family came to open the door, with a gentle and polite attitude, and asked who Erbao was.Unexpectedly, Erbao was locked outside just after he reported himself, and almost had his nose caught in the crack of the door.
After knocking for a long time, the door still refused to be opened for him, so Zang Gong said: "I'll go in and catch him out for you."
Er Bao asked, "Who are you planning to arrest?"
Zang Gong said: "I will arrest whoever you want to see."
Er Bao imagined the scene of a 80-[-]-year-old lady being carried over the wall by the Huotou army, silently rolled her eyes, turned and left.
Passing the alley again, Erbao almost bumped into a flirting woman.The woman was taken aback, patted her chest repeatedly, and then was hugged back by the man, hugging her in his arms and coaxing softly.
Er Bao was numb from being tired of them, so he quickly walked away.On the contrary, Zang Gong deliberately slowed down and listened to a few more sentences.
I just heard the man coaxing: "Baby, just this time, I really need money, and you don't want to just watch me being forced to death by those people, are you?"
The woman said: "Of course I don't want to, but my family is watching closely. My cousin committed another crime recently and was sentenced to five years in prison. Grandma is getting angry."
The man said: "You take it quietly, I will pay it back in three to five days, and no one will notice."
The woman said: "Let me think about it again..."
Another family surnamed Wang.Zang Gong sneered, and stepped forward to catch up with Er Bao.
The compensation money could not be spent for the time being, so Erbao simply ordered new clothes for the members of the family one by one.Not to mention himself and the bow hunters, even the oxen, squirrels, and sled team were forced to put on colorful vests, saying that it would not look good to be exposed outside.
Zang Gong teased him: "Where is it that you don't look good?"
Er Bao said, "Of course it's the private parts."
Zang Gong picked up the little yellow rabbit, flicked the rabbit's tail, and said, "It's a good thing that little yellow has fur, otherwise he would have to wear clothes. It's also a rabbit, why doesn't Xiao Erbao have long hair?"
The scalper suddenly laughed, and said in response to his words: "The second treasure hasn't developed yet, so wait a few more years!"
This person was hilarious to each other, but it made Er Bao very angry.The big bed had to wait a few days before it could be delivered, so Erbao drove the Huotoujun to make the floor again.Woke up from a frightening dream at night, only to find that the quilt could not be pulled away, and after a closer look, ho, there was someone lying beside him!
Er Baoteng rolled over and sat up, bluffing: "Why did you climb on my bed!"
Zang Gong pushed him back with a kick of his long legs, and muttered in a low voice: "The floor is too hard, I can't stand it, you go."
Er Bao bluffed again: "You can't stand it, and I can't stand it! I don't care, you can't go back on what you agreed, you go down."
Cang Gong laughed to himself, and replied: "If I don't go down, either you or neither of us will go down. It's good to squeeze."
Erbao didn't want to squeeze with him, so he could only hug the quilt and rolled out of the bed, shouting: "I will get off as soon as I get off!" However, the floor bed was really uncomfortable. Arching his body, he obediently rolled back into the bed.
The Huotoujun asked knowingly, "How is it?"
Er Bao pouted: "No, it's too hard."
Outside, the light of the mosquito-trap lamp is burning brighter and brighter, but a pair of wide and flat cattle ears are sticking to the mosquito-trap lamp, secretly listening to the movement in the room.
The ox's tail was diligently sweeping away the mosquitoes. It was unknown whether it was because there were too many mosquitoes or the faint bluffing sound coming from the room was too exciting, and its cowhide trembled slightly.
"Hey," the jealous old scalper sighed, "When will my old cow be able to have sex with Huahua like this..."
The author has something to say: This is the first of the three updates in V, thanks to the little cuties for their support and encouragement!Thanks for favorites and comments!Thanks Lei Heye!
感谢在2020-07-0818:11:40~2020-07-0912:45:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 small vegetable roll;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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