Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

After struggling for a while, Er Bao still didn't know how to start, the previous incident was too embarrassing, if he said it directly, he would be afraid of being laughed to death by Anse.

So he asked first: "You were still weak after the operation last time, didn't you not be able to straighten up in the test, can you do it now?"

Anser blushed slightly. Considering that Er Bao was his doctor and had nothing to hide from the doctor, he calmed down and said in a low voice, "Just meet someone it likes."

This answer just hit the core, and Erbao immediately asked: "Then if you meet someone who is not the kind of person you like, can you do it?"

Anser was suspicious: "This... it may depend on whether the other party is beautiful enough. Why, does the little boss not respond when he meets someone he likes, or does he react when he meets someone he doesn't like?"

Er Bao scratched his head, thinking that I don't know, that's why I asked you.Although I have always been sure that my orientation is normal, even if I have a little doubt about whether I like men, I feel weird, but the situation that night cannot be denied, how should this be defined?

Seeing this, Anser knew that he had met Kaner, so he guided him and said, "Otherwise, tell me what she looks like, is she pretty?"

Er Bao said: "It's pretty good-looking, just tall, with a great physique, long hair and a lot of volume, much more than mine..."

Anse couldn't help laughing: "Haha, silly little boss, what are you paying attention to! What about her skin? What about her eyebrows? What about her figure? What about her moral cultivation?"

Er Bao said: "They're all pretty good too. Fair skin, heroic features, first-class figure, good manners... a bit bad-hearted, but it's not the kind of badness that's devoid of conscience, it's still human."

Anser laughed again, and reached out to touch Erbao's head, "Little boss, why are you so funny? According to what you said, this person should be very attractive, and attractive people have their own attractiveness. It's normal for her to react."

Er Bao's eyes lit up, "Really, nothing else?"

Anser said: "Since you doubt it, there must be nothing wrong with it, because you can't hide your liking, and you can't lie to yourself. Don't worry, no man can be completely indifferent when he sees a beautiful woman, but as time goes by , this kind of heartbeat will only return to mediocrity, and it will be clear when the time comes."

Hearing his words, Er Bao suddenly became enlightened, and the bleak cloud that had been in his heart for several days finally dissipated.

"Thank you, Anser, you solved my problem. I will give you free surgery today!"

Thinking of the recent lack of income, the little boss changed his mind and said, "It's still a [-]% discount, it's a major surgery, hehe."

Anser lay on the table and laughed wildly.

Laughter spread into the lounge, hidden bows seemed to be turning the pages of a book, but in fact they listened carefully with their ears pricked up.

He didn't bother to eavesdrop at first, but when he accidentally saw Er Bao sneaking a peek outside, he knew something was wrong, and he couldn't control himself after all.

This Kuerwa, who came all the way to help, was a waste of help, and all the previous hard work was wasted.

To talk about that night a few days ago, I still can't help but think about it carefully.He held Erbao's youthfulness in his hand, and his heart trembled.

Then you can't blame him for being a hooligan, he just wants to give Xiao Erbao a bath, can you not wash the place when taking a bath?Washed, he reacted, so poor, don't you help?

If you want to blame it, you can blame yourself for being too kind, and you can't see Xiao Erbao enduring the torment of the fire.

Of course, this matter also has additional benefits, that is, it can lead Xiao Erbao to have a glimpse of the relationship between men and women for the first time.People have to grow up, he can't be a child forever, and it's even less likely to be someone else who brings him from a child to the adult world, it must be him.

He didn't force Er Bao any more in the past few days, he just wanted to give Er Bao time to comprehend by himself.It is said that a husband and wife can be kind for a hundred days, but I don't believe that Xiao Erbao can really be like calm water.

Unexpectedly, Cheng Yaojin was killed halfway, the already weak foundation was trampled to pieces by Anse, and Xiao Erbao fell back alive again.

"Your book is upside down." Yiliwa reminded kindly.

Cang Gong glanced at him, "Why do you stick to me every time Kurva comes for surgery? Have I ever expressed my liking for you?"

Yi Liwa said: "You don't have to like me, I have someone like me."

Zang Gong: "... Tch, I have it too."

Heart sour.

If Anser misleads a few more words, the hard work of this little achievement will be in vain.

Can't help but let out a bad breath.

What did you say last time?

Oh, the scaly pink birthmark.Heh, you two, master and servant, will continue to be kept in the dark.It is said that there are always regrets in life to be called life.

"Is there anyone who likes you, let's not discuss it first, but do you like the little boss?" Yiliwa asked suddenly.

Zang Gong paused, and his back slightly moved away from the reclining chair, "Can you see it?"

Yi Liwa said: "I'm afraid that only the little boss and my young master can't see it. Don't worry, sincerity is as good as gold and stone, I think the little boss treats you differently."

How is it different?

Yi Liwa also couldn't describe it, because this thing can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.He said: "

Emotional matters are often confused by the authorities, and under consideration of gains and losses, no matter how proud people are, they will become inferior. "

"But it's not that hard to know if he's special to you, the details can tell. For example, the same level of contact, if he's okay with other people's but uncomfortable with yours, or he doesn't like other people's , Although I feel uncomfortable with you but willing to bear it, it means that there is hope. If it is not good, find someone to stimulate it, if he is jealous, there is nothing to tangle with."

The person who said it has only been enlightened for a few days, and the person who listened to it naturally frowns even more.

The truth is true.

How can the Lord of the world not understand.

But this means that Xiao Erbao will be bullied again.

"Bring it in your hand." It was like an order.

"What?" Yiliwa handed over a hand in doubt.

"The one with the birthmark."

The pink ink dots smudge, and the strokes turn, the light and heavy are interlaced, even and regular.It's like a petal brushing by, and it's like a beautiful shell fish scale.

Yiliwa was slightly surprised, "What are you?"

Cang Gong put down his pen without raising his head, "It's just icing on the cake, no thanks."

Three days later, Erbao received a letter from Anser, saying that his wings had fully recovered and he could fly without hindrance.

There is one more thing I would like to thank solemnly, that is, I know that Yiliwa is the one I have been waiting for.

It seemed like icing on the cake, but in fact it was a timely help. The two finally had no barriers, and it was a matter of course, and they were completely integrated.

Er Bao held the letter and ran to ask Cang Gong what fusion meant.Zang Gong just laughed and rubbed his little head without explaining.

It was also this afternoon that Cheng Ming led a large group of people through Kunlun Street.The team was stationed in the yamen, but they walked away from the Quanren grocery store on purpose, beat gongs and drums and set off firecrackers, and signed a two-hour full donation with great vigor.

As a soldier, I am not afraid of death, but I am afraid of organ donation.Register in advance, someone will collect the body after death, and the last bit of heat will remain in the world, why not do it?That was perhaps the most glorious moment of their lives.

When Cheng Ming said this, Er Bao was moved to tears.He immediately left Cheng Ming behind, and would take him back to Nanxi Village for dinner no matter what.

He told his fellow to plan: "You go back with Brother Cheng Ming first, I will pull the cart to buy vegetables, and then I will buy you some good wine."

Cheng Ming said: "I don't want to bother the little boss, I'll go buy it."

Er Bao hurriedly pushed him out of the house, "You are my benefactor, I still expect to make friends with you, how can I let you spend money? Hurry up and get back with my guy."

Cheng Ming laughed, "Those who don't know are still chasing customers like little bosses."

But he was disrespectful, so Cheng Ming went back to Nanxi Village with Zang Gong.

He also took this opportunity to report on the recent monitoring situation, saying that in addition to selling private oil to the Seraphim, the Scale King also sold goods to the Hundred Limbs.But it's not a money transaction, but an exchange of things, in exchange for the Hundred Limbs' cold weapons.

Tibetan bow can probably guess these.

The Hundred Limbs are good at making cold weapons, they have many hands, and work quickly. Even the weapon shops of other tribes like to hire the Hundred Limbs laborers.

But when it comes to the practicability of weapons, the cold weapons that have been passed down for a long time can no longer catch up with the emerging hot weapons. If the Baili King wants to exchange hot weapons, he must secretly trade with Huiren.

"We should also pay close attention to the hot weapons business in the country," said Cang Gong. "Although there is central supervision, it is still unavoidable for some profit-seeking people to speculate. Especially for the dealers authorized by the government, their shipping routes must be checked clearly. .”

Cheng Ming responded, and said again: "It's funny to say, last time when my subordinate went to find the King of Linjia, he still refused to admit it, and wanted to discuss cooperation again. In the end, my subordinate released that Jianghu person to identify him, and he had nothing to say. The re-negotiation is a success. Haha, the Lord is predictable."

Cang Gong said: "It doesn't matter if I give you all that private mine. He seems to be coerced by you, but in fact he is also luring you into his circle. The more you take, the more he can use it." The tighter you are, the harder it will be for you to break up the gang. Of course, our ultimate goal is not to report him, as long as we can get what we need."

Cheng Ming said: "Yes. At present, there are military supplies and supplies, but there is still a shortage of manpower, and I need to find a way. Oh, Ling Yu has returned to Beijing to report on his duties, and he wrote to me last time saying that he will leave in a few days. It's time to go to Kunlun."

Zang Gong hummed, "You came at a good time today, I need your help with something."

On Kunlun Street, Er Bao had just put the cart on and was about to lock the shop door.As a result, a rainy cloud blew past, the strong wind swept the broken branches and smashed them on the roof, and several tiles in the reception room were smashed.

Erbao was depressed, but fortunately it was still early, so he moved a ladder to climb up to the roof and started changing the tiles.

"Please be careful, young master, may I ask if he is the owner of Quanren Grocery Store?" A girl's voice came from under the room.

Erbao looked down with his probe, and immediately let out a wow.

I saw that this girl was elegant and beautiful, dignified and generous, she was not a lady of the family, nor a jasper, but she had a kind of chivalrous aura of a heroine, straddling the back of a white horse, her gestures were chic and unrestrained.But she spoke very softly and slowly, like the kind of sister who is very good at protecting her younger siblings.

Er Bao was single and had never experienced what it was like to have an older sister, so she attracted her attention.

"I'm the boss, please wait a moment." After laying the last tile, he turned to step on the ladder.

This step was just as he had worried in his heart. It had just rained and the step was slippery.

The squirrel also stayed with him on the roof. Seeing him fall on his back, he jumped down with a squeak, and regretted it halfway through the jump, because the girl came to catch Erbao with her arms outstretched.

"..."

A boy was hugged by a girl princess.

Not to mention the shock of the squirrel, Erbao's legs were also weak, and he fell into the girl's arms as stiff as a dead mouse, not daring to move.

This girl was more open-minded than him, smiled heartily twice, and said, "Don't be afraid, little boss, I'm Cheng Ming's friend, and I came here specially to find him. Can you tell me where he is?"

Er Bao's butt touched the horse's back, and finally dared to use his own strength, rubbed the horse's hair, kicked the pedals, slipped out and slid to the ground.

Then he pretended that nothing happened just now, straightened his clothes, and gave a respectful salute, "Thank you, sister, for saving me. Brother Cheng Ming has gone to my house. I'll buy some more vegetables in a while, so you can come with me." Let's go back."

After speaking, he felt that it was inappropriate to invite the girl to his home like this. He tried to explain a few words, but the other party smiled and said: "It's easy to say, then respect is worse than obedience." After finishing speaking, without waiting for Er Bao to respond, He got off his horse and went into the shop to rest.

It was still bright when we returned to Nanxi Village, Erbao unhooked the cart and took the old cow into the cowshed.The old cow was wronged, but he had to endure it because he had guests today.

Er Bao shouted to the room: "Uncle! A sister came and said she was looking for Brother Cheng Ming. Come out and greet her."

"Uncle?" The girl paused.

Erbao said: "Oh, it's my trick. Come out, buddy, get some cold water for sister to wash her hands, don't dawdle!"

Inside, two tall men came out.The afterglow of the setting sun pierced through the clouds and sprinkled on the earth again, making the two of them more handsome than the other.

Not to mention, the Huotou army has a little more inside flavor than the coach.It's quite expensive.

The girl's eyes skipped over Cheng Ming, and stopped on Zang Gong, only to feel that the emotion in her heart was about to explode, and there was only one way to relieve it by clenching the horsewhip tightly.

Seeing this, Cheng Ming opened his mouth first, intending to remind: "Ling Yu, I also know how slow you are in this move, and you came here just in time after you finished reading. I have a good fortune tonight. The little boss and his uncle both He is a hospitable man, and the wine is ready."

The girl called Yunyu finally came to her senses, thinking of the "uncle" that the little boss said just now, and thinking of him ordering this "uncle" to fetch water for her to wash her hands, a breath of cold air stuck in her throat.

"No, no, I'll do it myself, don't bother my uncle!" Ling Yu put down his whip and scooped up the water in the tank to wash his hands.

She had learned in the letter that Cheng Ming had contacted the lord, but when she saw her in person, she still felt unbearably sad.Sorrows and joys, life and death, this is like being reincarnated, and the twists and turns can only be understood by those who have experienced it.

Cheng Ming understood her mood better than anyone else, because he was like her once, so he made a relief and said: "This is my colleague, the commander of the Seventh Army, Ling Yu, isn't the little boss willing to make friends? From now on we We are friends now. I heard my uncle said that the little boss is very skilled, why don't you ask Yun Yu to talk to my uncle, and I will watch and learn how to cook?"

Er Bao laughed and said, "It's rare for you to be the commander in chief. I saw Sister Yun Yu's extraordinary bearing, but I didn't expect that she was also the commander in chief of the first army. It's so amazing! Otherwise, let my uncle do the cooking. Shall I talk to my sister?"

Cheng Ming: "..." Dare not dare.

Ling Yu: "..." Farewell, farewell.

The corner of Zang Gong's mouth curled into a smile that was not a smile, and said: "You can talk to others if you want to, and cook better dishes. Go ahead and I'll help you later."

Erbao had no choice but to go into the kitchen, put on his apron and start working.

Cheng Ming really stood by and helped pick vegetables and add firewood from time to time.Erbao was embarrassed to ask him to do it, but he refused to go back to the house, because he came here under orders.

As for this order...

It may be that the master went crazy and asked him to take the little boss's shoulders to test the little boss's reaction.

It was frightening.

After dawdling for a long time, it was hard to make a move, and Cheng Ming was sweating all over.At this time, a shadow floated from outside the kitchen, and at first glance, the heartless lord came to supervise.hehe.

No way, Cheng Ming walked towards the little boss who was burning a fire at the bottom of the stove.It's just that he hadn't let go of one hand when the little boss suddenly turned around and almost hit him in the face with a fire stick in his hand.

Erbao yelled, "I'm sorry, brother Chengming, I didn't know you were behind me. The fire is too big, I have to extinguish one."

Cheng Ming: "Okay, okay, I added too much firewood."

In the second attempt, the little boss is setting up the steamer.

Cheng Ming's fingers were half an inch away from the little boss's shoulder.

"Ah! My God," Er Bao turned around again, almost splashing a scoop of boiling water on Cheng Ming, and said with a smile, "Brother Cheng Ming, don't always stand behind me, in case I hurt you what to do."

Cheng Ming: "Sorry sorry, I have no experience."

Failed again.

The shadow outside the door seemed to be more gloomy, and Cheng Ming felt a lot of pressure.

He turned his head and begged: Lord, spare your life, wouldn't it be strange?Always sneaking around behind people's backs.

Zang Gong glared at him: Can you make it?

Cheng Ming: Up.

The third attempt, the little boss is chopping pork bones.

Cheng Ming felt that what fell under the knife was not a pig bone, but his own begging paw.

Swallowing silently, finally mustered up the courage, trembling, put on the shoulder of the little boss.

Why is there an illusion of occupying people and wives?

Morality is tested.

He thought that the task would be completed if he succeeded in this trial, but he just touched the shoulder of the little boss when his wrist was pinched.It was squeezed very hard, not as easy as that pork bone.

Cheng Ming turned his head stiffly, and looked at his lord incomprehensibly: What's wrong?

The other party: Forget it, you are not allowed to touch my second treasure.

Cheng Ming: ...

That's neurosis.

Er Bao had always had a favorable eye for Cheng Ming, so Cang Gong regretted it and changed his mind temporarily.He decided to do the opposite, using Cheng Ming to make Er Bao jealous.

So at the dinner table, this fire-headed army, who shouldn't be too close to his own coach, kept picking up food for others, and also took the opportunity of clinking glasses to mix the drinks, touching the back of his hand and putting his shoulders on his shoulders from time to time.

Tibetan bow is frank and frank, so he naturally thinks it's nothing.He treats Cheng Ming as a brother, not to mention touching his hands, but touching his thigh is like touching a dead tree wheel, nothing but disgust.

But in Er Bao's eyes, it felt very strange.

In Ling Yu's eyes, it was even weirder than Er Bao.

After a full meal, Erbao's awkwardness reached its peak.While Cheng Ming and Ling Yu were chatting, he dragged Zang Gong to the kitchen, saying that he wanted to help wash the dishes.

"I have something to tell you." Er Bao closed the kitchen door.

"What?" Zang Gong waited.

"Don't you need to keep a distance from Brother Cheng Ming?"

"Why keep a distance from him?"

"because……"

Before Erbao could tell the reason, Zang Gong impatiently forced the man back to the base of the wall, surrounded him in a besieging posture, and said for him, "Do you feel uncomfortable when I get close to him?" ?”

Er Bao thought for a while, "Yes, but I'm thinking about you."

Zang Gong was delighted, "What are you thinking about for me?"

Zang Gong's heart was pounding, looking at Xiao Erbao's frowning and confused look, he really wanted to hold this small mouth that is used to babbling right now, kiss him, and bite him again, until he yelled loudly. enjoyable.But he held back patiently and urged to ask what to consider.

Er Bao said: "Of course it's your identity. If you get close to him, aren't you afraid that he will find out that you have been in the army? What if he goes back to inquire about your details and finds out that you have not returned?"

Tibetan bow: "..."

Enthusiasm subsided.

this one?anything else?

Erbao said: "There is also your previous one, um... that one, it is about the broken sleeve, can I ask more?"

Zang Gong's enthusiasm began to warm up again, and he said anxiously: "Yes. You ask! Quickly ask!"

Er Bao said: "Then I asked you not to be angry. There is no malice, and it is not intended to dissuade you. That is, you always speak for Duanxiu, are you Duanxiu?"

Cang Gong Xin Dao came, that's it, and immediately replied: "What if I am?"

Er Bao said: "Then you have taken a fancy to Brother Cheng Ming?"

Cang Gong wanted to make Er Bao jealous, so he said without hesitation: "Yes, I have a crush on him, and then? Are you going to stop me?"

Erbao said: "It's not to stop me. After the incident between Anser and Yiliwa, I have seen it a lot. If you really like him, you'd better make it clear first, and then you can do anything if he agrees. Otherwise, it would look obscene."

Tibetan bow: "..."

Although but, gone?

I fed the silly rabbit with all my fucking enthusiasm.

The life of the co-owner of the world has come to this day, and he has realized what suffering is.In the past years, conscription to fight wars, suppress bandits and conquer the world, and being misunderstood and abused by the world, what is that?He laughed it off.It's good now, even a rabbit can't eat its mouth, it's a waste of life!

From this moment on, Zang Gong didn't speak any more, feeling bored, he just hummed when Er Bao asked him to do something.

Cheng Ming's heart is broken, the lord's method didn't work, he was hit. 36 Straightforward is the best strategy, but the little boss is too enthusiastic and insists on staying with him.

He didn't dare, so he went to ask his lord for instructions, and the lord gave him a cold snort.He understood and insisted on leaving, but was held back by the lord.

Got it, grudge.

I am going to be a victim.

Since he was going to be a victim, don't ask him to sacrifice himself, so the commander of the Fifth Army held back the commander of the Seventh Army. He called it "Experience Farmhouse Fun", but it was really difficult to be together.

The two stayed overnight, so the girl's house naturally had to live in a separate room, so Erbao gave up his main room, and the three men shared the side room.

Cheng Ming thought that he had miscalculated. Although he kept Ling Yu, he forgot that she was a woman, and she couldn't share the pressure of going to bed at night.If I had known earlier, I would not have stayed, so the little boss would definitely let him sleep in the main room alone, so there would be no pressure.

Hey!The smart one is confused for a while.

It's time to assign a position.

Cheng Ming took the initiative to raise his hand, "You two sleep on the bed, and I sleep on the floor."

But Er Bao said, "There's no need to make a bed on the floor. The big bed in the side room is very spacious. The three of us can squeeze together."

Cheng Ming was so frightened that his face turned pale, "I'm so sorry, there's no need, just follow your normal work and rest habits, otherwise I'll feel uneasy."

Erbao said: "Oh, brother Chengming, don't be strangers, just treat this place as your own home. My brother-in-law and I don't mind. Don't you, brother-in-law?"

Tibetan bow: Heh.try.

Cheng Ming: I'm dead.

It was hard to turn down the kindness, and the lord didn't help out, so Cheng Ming finally went to that bed.He felt that what he was on was not a bed, but an execution ground.

At first, the little boss was sandwiched between the two of them, because he was the smallest, and this arrangement could leave enough room for the two sides to move their hands and feet.Unexpectedly, someone didn't want the little boss to get close to him, so he hugged his waist and turned to the outermost side.

That's good, anyway, he and the lord are quite familiar, and the conditions were not allowed during the war before, and it's not like they didn't lie down together.Cheng Ming breathed a sigh of relief.

I was planning to hypnotize myself early, but I heard the little boss ask: "Brother Cheng Ming, what type of girl do you like?"

Cheng Ming groaned, thinking about whether to lie and say that he likes a man, but seeing that the lord still didn't respond, he replied truthfully: "Slender waist, buttocks, towering into the sky."

Er Bao laughed a few times, saying that the type he likes is too popular.Cheng Ming cheerfully added a few more words, saying that it would be better if the hair is thicker, the kind with a grassy beard and lush legs.

Er Bao knew he was joking, so he laughed even louder, making the mattress tremble.Zang Gong held him down and pinched the rabbit's ears hard.

Afterwards, Cheng Ming also asked Er Bao what type he liked—the original intention was to help the Lord find out.Er Bao said: "Simple and cute, or like Sister Lingyu."

Cheng Ming said: "Don't you like the strong and stalwart? You have a sense of security. If you encounter danger, you will come to rescue you as soon as possible."

Er Bao laughed until his stomach ached, "But who would like a strong and tall girl!"

Cheng Ming: "Ugh!!"

Er Bao: "What's wrong?"

Cheng Ming: "It's okay, mosquito bites."

In fact, someone kicked him.

Now that he did something bad with good intentions, Cheng Ming was eager to make up for it, so he hurriedly asked Zang Gong what type he liked.

Finally, Zang Gong was willing to speak, and said: "Young, pure and lovely."

Cheng Ming said: "Simple and cute, you can refer to the character of the little boss, but how young does it have to be, age?"

Tibetan bow said: "Eighteen or nineteen years old is fine."

Huatou naturally arouses people's daydreams, but the little boss who is eighteen or nineteen years old just doesn't understand, clutching his stomach and saying: "Old cows eat tender grass, you are not ashamed! Hahahaha! And why is your taste the same as mine, otherwise Let's change our relationship, we won't be boss and buddy, and we won't be uncle and nephew anymore."

Zang Gong hesitated: "What relationship?"

Erbao said: "Please help me! Fourth Gong!"

Tibetan bow: "..."

just know.There is no need to ask him.

Cheng Ming also: "..."

so poor.Lord, he is so pitiful.

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