[Comprehensive British and American] Daily life of a data balancer

Damian took the consent form, and the third time he walked past Dick's room door, Dick just opened the door and walked out.

So Damian stopped quickly, exactly in front of Dick.The distracted Dick almost bumped into him.

"Wow!" Dick stopped suddenly, looked at the little man standing upright in front of him, and asked vigilantly while guarding against making a move, "What can you do with me?"

Since he became independent, he has moved to the small city next to Gotham. Only on holidays and when their respected elders feel that it is time for family members to meet each other and greet each other, they will gather in Wayne House.

And on this rare holiday, Dick didn't really feel like breaking the bottles and jars in the hallway with a knife.

"If I don't look for you, can't I pass by here?" Damian's first reaction was to sneer.

And Dick decided to ignore all the hints in the little hedgehog's tone and just take it literally: "Oh, then you walk by slowly, I'm going to the kitchen first." And then turned around and prepared to leave from the other side.

"You wait." Seeing that he was about to leave, Damian finally didn't hold his breath, grabbed his belt, and then stuffed the consent form in Dick's hand.

"What is this?" Dick looked at the extra piece of paper in his hand suspiciously.The words 'Guardian's Authorization Letter' are written on the top of the densely packed clauses.He roughly glanced at it, and then understood the situation.

The game Secret Wars applied for a competitive event in the middle of this year. It was officially organized by the Glass Slag Game Company. Online and offline competitions were held in various competition areas around the world to select teams, and the final eight teams competed offline at the carnival.

The Young Justice League actually formed a team to sign up. The team leader is Tim, and the members include Beast Boy, Blue Beetle, Batgirl and Starfire. They even brought in Wally as a substitute.It seems to be doing pretty well.

Dick did not participate, but he has heard about it, because the general rule of competitive competitions is that minors need the authorization and consent of their guardians to participate in the competition, so when they reach the top 16 in the region and need to participate in offline competitions, they must It starts to be a headache if the parents are asked to sign the consent form.

Beast Boy even tried to get Shazam to sign for him to get away with it.

Thinking so, Dick raised his head to look at the stinky and uncomfortable little boy in front of him, and asked in shock: "You rejected Shaozheng's invitation, and actually ran to form a team with others?!"

As a short man, Damian glanced at Dick, who was much taller than him, and even had a condescending sense of contempt, and replied bluntly, "You guys are too good at it."

Dick: "...With this attitude, you still want me to sign it for you?"

Damian choked for a moment, but still put on a sullen face and said bravely: "Then I'll go to Alfred to sign it for me." But his tone was not so firm, and his eyes were wandering.

In fact, Alfred did not sign it for him, and the old butler insisted that he could not act as a guardian.

Dick looked down at the paper in his hand again: "Shouldn't you ask Bruce to sign it for you?"

"As far as my father's relationship with that game company is concerned, I don't think he will allow me to participate in this competition." Damian analyzed seriously.

But as far as Dick knew, Bruce signed Tim.However, he didn't tell Damian that it was a show he was very happy to watch, and he continued to ask curiously, "Who do you form a team with?" This competitive game must be registered in the form of a team, which means that Damian Ann had four teammates who could put up with his brash personality.

"Li Min, Kyle Renner, Wanda Maximoff, Paul Maximoff." Damian announced four famous names in a dignified manner.

So Dick was shocked again: "This team is too buggy?! Is the Scarlet Witch really considered cheating in the team?"

Damian showed an offended expression when he heard Dick's question: "Is it still necessary to use tricks to deal with this group of rookies?"

Dick thought about it for a while and chose the eliminated Justice League adult group in Shanghai online without even reaching the top 16: I understand why no one is willing to sign you.

And Dick wasn't alone in having this problem.

As Li Min's queen support, Kyle also raised such concerns for his teammates: "I don't know how Chaos Magic works, but won't she use her power unconsciously? Isn't this against the spirit of competition? ?”

"What's the matter, luck is also a part of strength, don't play if you are unhappy." Li Min answered casually while watching the competition process intently. Although several employees of the company have signed up for the competition, their main job is still the organizer. The boss of the organizer, she has to confirm and sign every process.

After she said this, all she got was silence, so Li Min raised her head, saw the expression on the other side's face that hesitated to speak, exhaled and moved her shoulders, "Okay, okay, I'll let Victor Write a law that prohibits abilities in the arena."

"I heard you were looking for me." The third voice that appeared very suddenly in the office space made Kyle tremble with fright, and his strokes were crooked.

This set of pink skins is to match their recently launched FPS game Evil Eternal Charity Sale, and all skin sales proceeds will be donated to charity organizations. Kyle dare not neglect, and quickly reached out to wipe off the crooked ears on Batman's head on the tablet.

At the same time, I listened to the songs of Li Min and Du Mu.

Dum appeared directly behind Li Min, but Li Min was not frightened at all, and instead complained: "I talked to you about intrusion into private areas."

"We are already married, and the law recognizes the joint domain of husband and wife." Dum replied to her. After chasing Li Min, Dum gave up his previous gentlemanly courtesy. At this moment, he stood behind the chair and put his hand on Li Min. on his shoulders, bent down and asked, "Miss me?"

"I miss you so much." Li Min stretched out a hand without looking back, took the thick stack of agreements handed over by the other party, flipped through it with satisfaction, and handed it to the curious Kyle. .

Kyle took it over and took a look, and found that it was a stack of character image licensing agreements, including Rogue Gang, Lex Luthor, Catwoman, Hydra, Black Adam...even Kyle was surprised to see Sinister's signature.

"How did you really get the copyright of these people?" Kyle said in surprise.They originally decided that Li Min would not be able to obtain the copyright of these villains, so they would definitely change the script in the end.

"They ruined my marriage proposal and broke my glass. This is compensation." It was not Dum, but Li Min who answered with confidence.

——Most of the glass in the company is broken because you smashed the meteorite down.

Kyle covered his face in despair and thought, Batman would be so angry that smoke would rise from his head if he knew.There is nothing in this world that can stop this woman from doing whatever she wants.

"I really love you to death." Li Min didn't say this to Kyle, she turned her head to look at Dum, showing her white teeth, and her voice was sweet.

"I think I should get some labor fees for this errand." Dum's bland eyebrows were slightly raised, and he was making an agreement between businessmen in a flat tone like talking about the weather.

"Hmm..." Li Min tilted her head and thought for a while, then nodded, "Okay." She pulled Doom's tie to make him bend down even in front of her, and then pressed a kiss on his profile , and said in his ear, "Pay a deposit first, and we'll talk about the rest when we go home."

Dum's eyes widened slightly because of her words. In the next second, he turned Li Min's chair in front of him, and then held her jaw with one hand and pressed the other hand behind her head. , accurately printed on her lips.

Li Min didn't push him away.In fact, she was keen to destroy Doom's proud self-sufficiency, constantly challenging his bottom line, and she could do so recklessly after they officially confirmed their intimate relationship.

Kyle, who was sitting on the side, felt that he should be worthy of his name at this time, so he turned on the light or set up a huge green light bulb.But he was afraid of being beaten.

So in the end he lit up the ring and materialized a green little angel prompting a light to turn twice between the two people who were glued together, and coughed: "Our company's all ages are towards you. Please think about it before doing any R-rated moves."

"Our company has restricted-rated games." Li Min exhaled, without blushing, and even happily retorted to his friend, "Arkham is a restricted-rated game, and the Hearthstone Zombie universe event that will be released on Halloween also has an age limit."

Kyle: "Isn't that why you drive around the office!"

Li Min: "I haven't driven yet."

Kyle: "You really want to know what to do!!!"

In Li Min's malicious smile, Kyle covered his eyes, lowered his head, and angrily added a bowknot of the same style as hellokitty on the ear of the pink Batman on the drawing board.

At the same time, Batman is frowning with a request for release from prison.

"What's wrong with you, Bat?" Just as the best partner was on duty in the watchtower, Superman looked at the alliance consultant who had been motionless for a while, and asked suspiciously.

Batman still didn't speak, he silently showed the application to Superman.

And Superman browsed through the main content with his super speed, and found that it was an application from Arkham. The applicant was Harley. The reason for the application was that he was shortlisted for the top eight in the e-sports Americas region and needed to participate in offline competitions.

As the editor of Planet Daily, I naturally understand which game is the superman of the e-sports that has been making a lot of noise recently:...

The most speechless thing is that Arkham’s official professional psychological counselor gave the evaluation as follows: good performance in the past year, willing to help others, enterprising, mentally stable, and can be approved.

——The good performance is because I am busy playing games, and I am willing to help others to draw card liver skins, can I not be aggressive? It is strange to play games and not think about winning.

Superman looked worriedly at Batman taking the application form back and asked, "How are you going to refuse?"

Batman: "Why refuse?"

Superman: Huh? ? ?

Batman: "This is the best way to divert her attention from the clown. If she performs well, Wayne Enterprises will sponsor her and package her as a talented and beautiful competitive athlete, so that she can go to the pinnacle of life and get rid of the clown completely. Do honor to Gotham by the way."

Superman, who always forgets that his friend is essentially a businessman, is taken aback by this logic.

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Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angels who cast [Landmine]: 3 in the autumn wind; 1 in the leaves of paranoia;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!