not to marry?why are you teasing me

When Liu Qiyang called, Yang Haochen was lying on the bed enjoying Li Xiaoming's massage service: "Hey, Baozi, you haven't been working as a masseur in a hair salon these years, have you? Tell me honestly, is there any female gold master who wants Guaranteed to support you?"

"Yes, there are many, both men and women, but you also know that unless you want to adopt me, I might agree to it." Li Xiaoming's hand was from the back to the waist, and there was a downward trend.

Yang Haochen stretched out his hand and patted Li Xiaoming's fidgeting hand heavily: "Believe it or not, I'll cut it off! My phone is ringing, give it to me."

Li Xiaoming took a look at the phone, his face turned dark immediately, and his tone was gloomy: "I still have time to call? Are you not busy enough!"

Yang Haochen immediately knew who it was when he heard it, and he grabbed the phone: "Give it to me."

"How do you think about what I said?" Liu Qiyang's voice came.

"Think about it... Ah!" Yang Haochen put the phone aside, and gave Li Xiaoming a hard look—you have the ability to pinpoint the key points!Kneel on the washboard at night!

Li Xiaoming was not threatened, and his hands moved quietly on Yang Haochen's sensitive waistline.

Yang Haochen felt that he was breathing a lot, so he took a deep breath, decided to ignore him, and took the phone closer: "I've thought it over, I'm sorry, but I still refuse."

Liu Qiyang gritted his teeth: "Are you sure you want to choose that man of unknown origin!"

What a man of unknown origin!That's my man!Yang Haochen got a little angry: "That's my own choice, please don't implicate others."

"But don't forget, how long have I known you? Don't you know how I have treated you these years? I hope you will think carefully about my relationship with you." Liu Qiyang especially put the word "relationship" into consideration. Biting hard, "Are you really going to be so heartless? Do you want me to show you the evidence?"

Yang Haochen's heart skipped a beat—this time he really did a scumbag...and the evidence?Why do you feel threatened?Didn't Nima take a video?There is a feeling of inability to accept!Moreover, it will be humanely destroyed by that big bun, right?

When Yang Haochen was struggling, Li Xiaoming grabbed Yang Haochen's phone and hung up.

"Why did you hang up on me? You haven't explained clearly yet!" Yang Haochen was a little angry.

"What else to say? I don't think there is anything to talk about between you and him." Li Xiaoming directly blocked someone's number in Yang Haochen's mobile phone, and then turned off the phone. He patted Yang Haochen's head in such a neat manner, " If you have any sympathy for him, give up as soon as possible, otherwise I don't know what I will do."

"What can you do to him? I'm still worried about what he will do to you!" Yang Haochen slapped Li Xiaoming's hand off angrily, "Don't touch my head, I'm not a child!"

Li Xiaoming gave him a strange look: "Do I have to say 'it's cold, let Liu go bankrupt'?"

Yang Haochen: "..."

"This is a country ruled by law, and you will be arrested sooner or later if you go to the black home website." Yang Haochen laughed angrily, stretched out his hand and pinched Li Xiaoming's face, "Who do you think you are? The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop? A hacker?"

"It's nothing, it's Yang Haochen's husband." Li Xiaoming kissed Yang Haochen's face, "However, I think you don't trust me now, at least in the past, you would believe everything I said."

"Get out!" Yang Haochen kicked over, "If you say that word again, you can sleep on the sofa for me at night. Also, don't judge me with a child's thinking, do you think everyone is as naive as you?"

……

Liu Qiyang did not come to harass Yang Haochen again. It seemed that something went wrong with the company. He was so busy that he couldn't guarantee that he would have time to spend time with beauties?

Yang Haochen kept thinking that Li Xiaoming seemed to have little time to touch the computer other than staying by his side, so why did he go to punish him?Even if it's a set of unspoken rules, at least you have to use some brains, right?Why did he feel that Li Xiaoming put all his thoughts into coaxing himself and taking advantage of him, which is simply very dishonest. It is really difficult to believe that he is a successful person.

The next day, Ge Leng called and cried about his breakup for the nth time: "Boss, I was broken up again! Please comfort me."

Yang Haochen laughed loudly: "Come on, tell me, what is the reason for the breakup?"

"She said that I'm too tall, and it's inconvenient to hold hands..." Ge Leng was about to cry, "Tell me, should I have an amputation?"

"That's because you probably never took the initiative to hold her hand when you were with her, right?" Yang Haochen shook his head, "You said that after all these years, why haven't you developed an EQ? I want you to read some novels by overbearing presidents." You don't want to learn from it."

"It's as if you've watched so many goofy dramas, it's useful," Ge Leng murmured in a low voice, but then he seemed to remember something, "I'll also come over with Liu Zixiao to help them hold the comic exhibition this time, I'll bother you when the time comes, but, boss, let's forget about it, I think I've lost confidence in women, you're single and I'm single, a couple can save the world, and we don't have to eat dog food every day .”

After staying for a long time, straight men will also make such jokes, but Yang Haochen still feels goosebumps all over his body: "Fuck off, you idiot, when did you become so disgusting, a strong man suffers from my thunder..."

However, before Yang Haochen finished speaking, Li Xiaoming snatched the phone: "You should find someone else, Haochen doesn't need you to worry about it."

After all, he hung up the phone.

Yang Haochen rolled his eyes at Li Xiaoming: "You eat this vinegar too, I think you will get sour sooner or later."

"So what?" Li Xiaoming admitted honestly, "The roommate who has been together for four years may have a crush on you."

Yang Haochen: "..."

On the other hand, Ge Leng stayed on the phone for a long time, and then suddenly shouted: "What! The boss has a boyfriend! It's a boyfriend! I'll go! This must be fake, boss, explain it quickly!"

However, Ge Leng made a few more phone calls, but Yang Haochen didn't answer, and discussed with Li Xiaoming "the possibility that the whole world likes me."

Therefore, Ge Leng could only call Liu Zixiao to share his shocked feelings.

That's right, Liu Zixiao was still doing disharmonious things, this time when he heard about Ge Leng's news, he kicked the congratulatory message off him for the first time: "What! Which man dares to abduct our family, Haochen!"

Over there, Li Xiaoming just sneezed, and then explained the benefits of moving to Yang Haochen.

"Okay, I know you think my house is small, but where do you want to move now? You need a driver to look at the house, buy a house and renovate it. Even if you buy a house now, it will take at least ten days and a half months?" Yang Haochen just had enough trouble Yes, right now, I was lying on my sofa watching a dog-blooded drama, and for some reason, the topic became about moving.

"You don't have to worry about it. I have the house. You just need to give an order, and we can live in today." Li Xiaoming changed the channel, and replaced the scene of the hero and heroine with you and me with a news broadcast, "And your classmate If you want to come this time, such a small room is not good to entertain, right?"

Yang Haochen was watching it wonderfully, he quickly grabbed the remote control to change the channel, and then replied casually: "You don't have to worry about it, there are still two rooms in this house, you can just move out and Ge Leng and I will share the same room. It's not like they haven't been here."

It's over, as soon as these words came out, Yang Haochen suddenly felt that something was wrong, he looked up at Li Xiaoming, his face was already dark: "Have you lived with Ge Leng before?"

"Hehe... Hit, hit the floor... Bastard, I tell you not to mess around! This sofa is not strong and it will fall!" This incident ended with Yang Haochen's scream.

It doesn't matter whether the sofa was sacrificed or not, because that night, Li Xiaoming packed Yang Haochen and all the living utensils with him to the new house. Yang Haochen didn't protest with a single finger, because he was so tired that he fell asleep.

Waking up again was the next day, looking at the beautiful new ceiling, Yang Haochen deeply felt that his recent days were becoming more and more desolate.

I was lamenting whether I was dreaming, and my vision was blocked by a big thing, a big Q version of Yang Haochen, stupid and stupid, still drooling, next to him was his big bun, alone after many years The big bun was finally reunited with the other one, a perfect match.

The two big dolls move away, the familiar yet unfamiliar person has gentle eyebrows and eyes, and the love in the eyes seems to have never changed many years ago.

"Good morning, my master." Li Xiaoming gently kissed Yang Haochen's forehead.