not to marry?why are you teasing me

No Responsibility Extra Story 1~3

[Easter egg 1 if you never met]

"Well, don't make trouble, it was so late last night and so early in the morning..." Yang Haochen was half asleep and half awake but didn't want to open his eyes, he said in a daze, and almost dragged the person who called him to his bed .

That person was not polite to him, so Yang Haochen picked it up: "I agreed to go to the interview today, if you don't get up again, you will be ruined again!"

"What kind of interview!" Yang Haochen was also angry, opened his eyes and angrily threw the pillow on the man, "Is the dead bun full of food!"

However, when he opened his eyes, he was stunned. In front of the messy room and the simple bed, stood a tall man who was a bit silly, with pimples all over his face.

"Did you forget about today's interview again? Yang Haochen, can you save yourself some time, the interview opportunity this time belongs to the Li Group, and I won it for you with great difficulty. If you don't go again, we will really lose our friendship." !” The man seemed to react and was also angry.

Yang Haochen felt that his head was a bit out of control, what is this all about?The role-playing game that Li Xiaoming arranged for him?But, this is too realistic, he sneaked into the quilt, there was nothing, his whole body was lightly refreshed, and that place didn't look like the excessive indulgence last night, there was no trace on his body, especially Touching his mouth, he who was always tidy turned out to be unshaven.

Time travel rebirth or what the hell!Yang Haochen was horrified to find that the skinny young man with a decadent look in the mirror looked exactly like himself.

"Who am I? Who are you? What year, month and day is this year! Tell me!" Yang Haochen grabbed the man's neck and asked viciously.

The man was taken aback. Could it be that he is stupid because of the recent blows he received?

"Your name is Yang Haochen, you are 26 years old, and you are single and unemployed. I am your college buddy, Chen Hao, and I am currently busy looking for a job for you." Chen Hao said expressionlessly, "This is not a good reason. If you can’t find a job, you can’t even pay the rent. Listen, many people can’t ask for admission to the Li family. This time, you have to go or not.”

"Wait, Mrs. Li, you mean the Li family in city b?" Yang Haochen frowned.

Chen Hao smiled and said, "It doesn't look like a fool. Besides Li, which Li family dares to call it Li? You go and change your clothes and freshen up. I'll wait for you."

Yang Haochen took a deep breath, and then began to take care of himself. This body was his own, but he looked sluggish, and he looked like two different people from his original self. His complexion is also terrible sallow, when has he ever looked like this?Even when Li Xiaoming left him, he was the most self-defeating. He opened his mobile phone text messages, and the most recent message from Yang Fu from abroad was that he failed to do business again. Only then did Yang Haochen understand that this is a parallel world. , In the parallel world, he never transferred to another school and never met that person.

"A real failure, Yang Haochen, without him you will live like this." Yang Haochen shaved off his beard, sighed softly, and then, the light in his eyes that had never been seen before belonged to the Yang Haochen who could stand side by side with Li Xiaoming. Radiance and confidence.

"In this case, I would like to see what you are like in this world."

……

Li Xiaoming, the heir of the Li Group, is 26 years old, single and has no scandals. He is the fifth best diamond king. He wants to marry the number one in city b, but it is said that he will not.

"No, the person who put me on the bed is a ghost?" Yang Haochen sneered disdainfully, "However, this configuration is very similar to the standard configuration of the male lead of the president of a romance novel."

Yang Haochen met Li Xiaoming in that world for the first time during the interview. He had a familiar face, but his eyes were completely unfamiliar and even indifferent. Being in a high position made this too young man see something that didn't match his peers. Mature and courageous, yet coldly like a ruthless and precise robot, he is more than a point or two away from the person in Yang Haochen's impression who can laugh, play hooligans, make steamed stuffed buns, tell himself cold jokes, and coax himself, which is even more impressive... ...distressed.

However, Yang Haochen's thought of making Li Xiaoming in this world "live" hadn't been put into action, so he was eliminated.

Another interviewer seemed to have a good impression of Yang Haochen, and before leaving, he secretly said to him: "Young man, you are good-looking and courageous enough, you are the first person who dares to look directly at our president like this? However, don't show your eyes too much, our president actually doesn't like men."

Yang Haochen: "..." Crap!Who wants to see him!Hmph, it's not that I haven't seen enough!

At the beginning, he didn't want to see me, but he fell in love with me in the end, what's the matter!Stinky buns!Boring*Sao!How to learn what facial paralysis!

Yang Haochen was done complaining in his heart, so he continued his plan of chasing the president. He didn't know if it was his intuition. He always felt that Li Xiaoming must be related to his return to the normal world. Besides, who else could he care about besides Li Xiaoming?

In fact, it is easy for the CEO to chase people, but it is indeed difficult for Gao Qiongshuai to chase the CEO.

For example, thinking that the script should be to ride a bicycle to live in a CEO whose luxury car can’t afford it, and then take the opportunity to "sell himself" to get close, but in fact it was Yang Haochen who rode his bicycle up the sidewalk railing and almost fell himself to death. But the ruthless President Li drove by with no expression on his face, and never even gave the passerby his eyes.

For example, Yang Haochen finally succeeded in the interview and entered the office to deliver tea to Li Xiaoming for many days. President Li didn't even remember his name, except to say "add more, thank you" to him when he wanted to drink tea. have spoken.

For example, one day Yang Haochen was eating a breakfast bun by the side of the road, his face was chubby, and Li Xiaoming happened to pass by and never gave him a look of "you have successfully caught my attention".

It was raining that day, and Yang Haochen happened to not bring an umbrella, so Li Xiaoming casually gave him one when he was working overtime. Taking advantage of the rain, Yang Haochen gently held Li Xiaoming's hand holding the umbrella, but his hand was cold, not at all. Not warm, and never gave Yang Haochen any response.

What a terrible thing to miss!That man has already matured and calmed down, he has encountered many ups and downs, learned to hide all the wounds, and then he has never been by his side to accompany him, so what qualifications do he have to walk into the heart of an indifferent person so easily? Woolen cloth?

I don't know how long it took, but Yang Haochen finally handed in his resignation, and then left calmly. He looked for the shadow of his lover in a "stranger", but found that it was the most illusory.

Yang Haochen walked along a certain path, until the sun appeared at the end of the path, and someone's familiar and gentle eyebrows faintly appeared, and he said softly: "Baozi..."

Opening his eyes, he saw familiar and gentle eyes. Li Xiaoming squeezed his palms tightly: "You finally woke up! You developed a high fever for no reason yesterday and it never went away. I thought..."

Yang Haochen touched Li Xiaoming's black eyes, his eyes were gentle: "It's okay, don't worry, I promised to be with you forever, how could something happen?"

What responded to him was Li Xiaoming's tight hug, warm and powerful, and one could hear the heart beating for him.

So, when we were young that year, we met just right, you and I were never that mature, I was proud and naive, you were petty and soft-hearted, slowly, our hearts got closer and closer, and we became the only one for each other, and then Just love each other for a lifetime.

[Easter Egg 2 National Husband]

In fact, if it wasn't for Yang Haochen's whim, Li Xiaoming would not have reached the realm of a national husband. Promised Yang Haochen to be the leading actor in his script.

That book "Empty Heart" really took Yang Haochen a lot of thought, and even gathered several years of energy and imagination. At first he got the investment promised by Liu Qiyang, but it was in vain. Later, Li Xiaoming said more than once that he invested, but Yang Haochen just Xiaoxiao took Li Xiaoming's card, but didn't check the balance at all.

Until this year, Yang Haochen suddenly remembered this script, so Yang Xiaocao, who felt that he had no ambitions other than being bored with Li Xiaoming, decided to continue his side job - screenwriting.

The script that comes to mind is of course "Heart Empty". This time, Yang Xiaocao decided to be the director, investor and screenwriter himself, so that he found that the money was not enough before the start of the film. Like this kind of sci-fi TV, tens of millions of what? Yang Haochen silently checked the balance of his account. If he finished filming this TV show, he would probably go bankrupt, so he resolutely turned his idea on Li Xiaoming. Of course, it was not money, but people.

Who is Li Xiaoming?hacker!No, it should be said that computer experts, special effects and so on are simply top-notch!Furthermore, when creating this character, Yang Haochen admitted that he did refer to Li Xiaoming's character design. It seems that he is affectionate, resolute, intelligent and responsible.A free actor, handsome, who can play the role of the protagonist except Li Xiaoming, the male protagonist in Yang Haochen's heart!

"You want me to play the leading role?" Li Xiaoming was surprised.

"Don't you think it's very interesting?" Yang Haochen smiled brightly, "Because in my mind, there is no one else who can act out his image except you."

"Are you begging me?" Li Xiaoming moved closer, and pinched Yang Haochen's face.

"Don't imitate me, my face is not as easy to pinch as yours," Yang Haochen slapped Li Xiaoming's hand off, and retorted blankly, "No, this is an order."

I dare not follow my daughter-in-law's words, life is short, it is good to try other things, some novel experiences are also good, taking this opportunity to experience another side of Yang Haochen is naturally good.

"Heart Empty" is a homonym of Starry Sky, which has nothing to do with love, but with people's hearts. The excellent and indifferent protagonist has only one code name——Sky. Everyone I know, unfortunately, is a man without emotion, until one day someone tells him that something important is missing in his heart, and only by finding him can he realize himself again The meaning of life, the story unfolds from here, the confusion between robots and real humans in the age of technology, the long life and the last tired ingenuity, the thrill-seeking madmen, and the mysterious visitor from the distant interstellar, Kong’s true identity... the protagonist What do you fill your heart with?However, the answer is beyond everyone's expectations.

"How?" Yang Haochen asked.

Li Xiaoming seemed to be meeting Yang Haochen for the first time. He watched the ending again carefully, and then smiled at him: "It's really good."

This sentence is indeed without water, it comes from Li Xiaoming's sincere words.

It was rare for Yang Haochen to blush for Li Xiaoming's undisguised admiration. Indeed, Li Xiaoming's "serious" praise was indeed rare.

"But the investment is less." Li Xiaoming put down the script, showing a rare businesslike look, "Really, I want to invest in your show and buy all the copyrights related to this show. What do you think?"

"Forget it, you don't make money, who doesn't know that you make millions every minute..." Yang Haochen curled his lips.

Li Xiaoming was overjoyed, but took out a document: "No, I'm not coaxing you, it's true. You have to believe in my vision and yourself, don't you? In the past two years, my business in China has now expanded, and it's just heading towards For online games, this show is invested in the name of my company, and it happens to be developing related games at the same time. I think it is also an opportunity for my company. Screenwriter Yang will not lose face, right? How about the funds?"

Yang Haochen's eyes widened, but he was still dubious: "Who doesn't know that you are a prodigal, this time you really need to invest a lot, and money is not spent like this."

This time Li Xiaoming was helpless: "Baby, how can you believe that I will come up with a plan?"

It's baby again!No sincerity at all!You want to lose money for me, but I don't want to!Yang Haochen turned his head awkwardly.

However, when Li Xiaoming took out the contract and formal plan and even introduced the game development team, Yang Haochen finally believed it—is it true that Li Xiaoming is really planning to be himself?

"Of course there is no copyright fee, but my only condition is that you be my protagonist!" Yang Haochen negotiated with Li Xiaoming for the first time, and said the only condition.

"Okay." Li Xiaoming made the decision directly, as long as you are happy, wife.

But what Yang Haochen didn't expect was that this incident made him regret it for a long time. Don't be too cruel to push out your husband to become a national husband or something.

In the summer of the second year, "Heart Empty" turned out to be the hottest sci-fi movie in China that year, no, or the hottest TV series, not one of them, and even won the ratings champion of all channels.The related games became extremely popular all of a sudden, and all the investment was earned back in one month after the subsequent income, and won the first place in the industry's game development.With absolute success, it showed the viciousness of Li Xiaoming's vision.After all, director Yang Haochen was successfully transferred from a "Leiju" screenwriter to director, and his reputation was extremely high.

However, Baby Yang expressed that he was not at all happy about the fact that both of them had gained fame and fortune!Because now the whole world is coveting my buns!My buns!

Someone has analyzed the reasons for the popularity of "Heart Empty". Firstly, the investment is high, and the props should not be too realistic; secondly, the special effects are good. Li Xiaoming said with the "hacker" team behind him that the special effects must definitely lead the world; and then the script It is indeed novel, and the characterization is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, especially for the irony of people's empty hearts in the current material life. The audience is very high; finally, and most importantly, the protagonist has good looks, good acting skills, good boyfriend power max, and it is simply satisfying not to fall in love. Everyone's fantasy about the other half!

Therefore, Li Xiaoming deservedly became the "national husband" that everyone is talking about, but unfortunately, this actor couldn't find any information!Even the actor list is a pseudonym and never participates in any interviews to change people * No meat can be found!But just like that, it aroused the curiosity of the masses more and more. Under the power of the masses, Li Xiaoming still lost his horse - the founder of a certain international company, a myth in the financial world, and now the chairman of the most popular online game company in China...

In real life, there are actually such cheating life winners!The fans were stunned, and then became even more crazy fans. As for the rumor that this person is married, it can be ignored.

Yang Haochen pinched Li Xiaoming's arm fiercely: "Didn't you attend a business reception? Why would someone take a picture of you and tell me who is that woman who is chasing you and calling you husband! Don't make excuses! He Feng told me personally of!"

Li Xiaoming: "..." So innocent!Who would know that the daughter of the mayor's family is also my fan?You're going to be stunned by calling my husband or something at me!It seems that even business receptions will be less in the future.

This time, Li Xiaoming didn't go to bed for a week.

Another day, the two of them went on a trip together, but they were surrounded by people who recognized Li Xiaoming before they got on the plane at the airport, and they were invited into the VIP channel for disturbing the order of the airport, and they almost didn't even catch the plane superior.

Once again, the two of them went to the market to buy vegetables and were recognized again. Don't be too scary with a bunch of people chasing after them.

This time, Yang Haochen clearly heard a bunch of girls calling Li Xiaoming's husband.

So Yang Haochen became angry, grabbed Li Xiaoming's face and kissed him: "My husband is mine, please don't bark!"

Li Xiaoming was quite happy, finally Yang Haochen called him "husband", he was so excited that he stripped him naked as soon as he got home, until Yang Haochen begged for mercy and called him "husband".

Afterwards, Yang Haochen, who became angry from embarrassment, did not go out for several days, while Li Xiaoming was naturally kicked out.Therefore, the "hard-working" Li Xiaoming and the group of hackers could only delete the comments related to "National Husband" in groups and forums one by one, and even overly excited accounts.

The daughter-in-law is jealous, can the husband bark indiscriminately?Be careful to hack your account!

[Easter Egg 3: Baozi Notes]

"Baozi, I'm hungry..." Yang Haochen called Li Xiaoming in a daze, he didn't even want to open his eyes, he just touched his stomach, "I'm so hungry, why didn't you wake me up for breakfast today?"

No one responded to him. After a long time, Yang Haochen finally woke up with the growl of his stomach. He rubbed the big steamed stuffed bun doll in his arms. His eyes were quite resentful. Although the stuffed stuffed bun doll was indeed good, he obviously I prefer to wake up in the arms of a real big bun, after all, it feels better, and I can touch and kiss *^o^*

"Bun! Bun!" Yang Haochen, who didn't have a good morning kiss, was a little dissatisfied, and then shouted, it's obviously the weekend, why is it impossible to go to work?

However, still no one responded.

Yang Haochen frowned, and then he could only lazily get up on his own: "Something's wrong, something's wrong, I'm not here in the morning, so what are you going to do then? Besides, don't buns always get up on weekends to take advantage of it? That's unscientific!"

After washing, it was past ten o'clock in the morning, but Li Xiaoming still didn't come back, Yang Haochen could only touch his empty stomach and decided to go to the kitchen by himself, today even the helper cook is not here!Walking all the way, it seems that I am the only one in the whole house!

The more Yang Haochen thought about it, the colder he became, his scalp became a little hairy.So, he walked into the kitchen and shouted, "Baozi, where's my breakfast?"

This time someone finally responded, and it was Li Xiaoming's voice, coming from the kitchen.

Yang Haochen breathed a sigh of relief, and then walked into the kitchen, but there was still no one in the empty kitchen!

"Bun! Where have you been hiding!" Yang Haochen was surprised.

This time, no one responded to him.

Yang Haochen took a breath, and then, as if blessed to his heart, he suddenly opened the cauldron.

steamed stuffed bun!Big bun!Big white buns!Yang Haochen was stunned when he saw the steamed stuffed bun occupying the entire steamer, it was the first time he saw such a big steamed stuffed bun!Aww, it seems to go up and take a bite!

The steamed buns were still hot and smelling fragrant. It was the first time Yang Haochen had smelled this kind of smell. It was very special. It tasted different from any buns he had eaten before. It made people want to take a bite but was reluctant to bite. The shape is also perfect, white and big is simply very cute.

After a long time, Yang Haochen finally couldn't help swallowing: "This is the big bun you prepared, so I eat it?"

However, just when Yang Haochen was about to bite the big bun, Li Xiaoming's voice suddenly came from Baozi: "Daughter-in-law, don't, don't bite, it's me."

Yang Haochen: "!" What?He must be hallucinating, otherwise how could he hear the big bun talking?Still use Li Xiaoming's voice!

"Daughter-in-law," Li Xiaoming's voice was a little aggrieved now, "Why don't you recognize me? You know me if I turn into ashes? I'm the big bun in front of you!"

Yang Haochen almost fell to the ground, pointed at the big bun and said in shock: "Damn bun, don't be joking!"

"I'm not kidding, it's probably because you talked about the steamed stuffed bun last night, so I knew it was a steamed stuffed bun." Li Xiaoming's voice still came from the steamed stuffed bun, "I don't believe you feel the same when you touch the steamed stuffed bun. "

Yang Haochen was stunned for a few seconds, then stretched out a finger to poke the big bun, a small mark immediately appeared on the bun, and then disappeared when it bounced.

"!"

The feel is really different from the usual buns, the elasticity is not too good, it seems, it seems that it is really a bit like the touch of Li Xiaoming's skin.

Therefore, Yang Haochen was in a hurry: "Then what should I do!"

Li Xiaoming's tone was quite resentful: "It depends on whether you want me or buns, my wife."

"Dang, of course I want to pack...you! Tell me how you can change back!" Yang Haochen replied quickly, hehe, there is no place for Li Xiaoming's buns, so the choice between the two is naturally Li Xiaoming, ummm , but also kiss and touch.

So, I still beat Baozi!Li Xiaoming was happy in his heart.I don't know when Yang Haochen called himself Old Baozi Baozi. Although it is very kind, but no matter how you think about it, he still feels that his status in the eyes of his daughter-in-law is worrisome, so naturally he must be ranked in front of Baozi!

Feeling happy, the jealous bun decided not to embarrass Yang Haochen anymore, so he said, "Daughter-in-law, you must have heard the story of the frog prince, the prince recovered after receiving a kiss from the princess, so give me a kiss." kiss it!"

"So, you want me to find a princess?"

"No, I'm talking about you, you are my prince, come on, close your eyes, and give me a kiss." Li Xiaoming's voice was still pleasant, and it was impossible for Yang Haochen, who was voice-controlled, to refuse.

Life!I want to kiss a big bun!Yang Haochen struggled for two seconds, then closed his eyes and kissed the big bun.

With a "click", the scene of Yang Haochen leaning over to kiss the steamed stuffed bun was recorded forever, and the blushing daughter-in-law was as lovely as ever.

However, before Yang Haochen became angry from embarrassment, he had to seal his mouth first, otherwise he would really kiss him. The stingy jealous Baozi said that even kissing Baozi is not acceptable!

So, before Yang Haochen realized that he had been cheated, his lips were blocked by someone.

"You you you..." Finally being let go, Yang Haochen pointed at Li Xiaoming and was about to scold him.

It's a pity that Yang Haochen's anger dissipated in Li Xiaoming's words. Li Xiaoming pointed at the big bun next to him, smiling softly: "Honey, today is the tenth anniversary of our acquaintance, and this is the bun cake I specially prepared for you. Well, Like it?"

It turned out that we had known each other for ten years without knowing it. Yang Haochen sighed a little, and then was moved. It is rare that Li Xiaoming clearly knows every anniversary.

As for the steamed stuffed bun, it must be like it!If it weren't for knowing that Li Xiaoming could make steamed buns, the two of them really didn't know if they would get together. To be honest, steamed stuffed bun was still a great matchmaker for the two of them.

So, Yang Haochen rushed over with a knife and fork - don't make the special buns too delicious!Don't be too cool about big buns that are as big as a pot!Delicious!

For Yang Haochen's "eating appearance", Li Xiaoming is both pampered and indulgent. Seeing Yang Haochen's love for steamed buns as always, he suddenly asked: "Do you remember the first time we kissed?"

"Remember," Yang Haochen glanced at him, still a little resentful, "You pressed me against the tree, and the bark was still hurting me."

Li Xiaoming smiled, then shook his head: "Actually, you initiated the first kiss between us, and almost bit my mouth off."

Yang Haochen: "..." Why can't I remember!

"What, you don't even remember?" Li Xiaoming pretended to be disappointed, "I can't even remember the day we met, but you even forgot when we kissed!"

"I, I... I didn't do it on purpose! I swear!" Yang Haochen raised his hand innocently, but unfortunately he still couldn't remember.

So, using this reason, poor Yang Haochen squeezed the navel oranges all night, was so tired that his waist ached and his back ached, but in the end he still didn't come to a conclusion!

The black-bellied bag said: Don't say it, I still remember my face as a bun or something!This is just right, you eat buns, I eat you.