not to marry?why are you teasing me

"Hi, let's get a double room." Li Xiaoming supported someone who couldn't wake up, and said to the hotel staff, he just went to the park alone to make do for one night, but it was obvious that someone was definitely not Is it good to have that kind of treatment?If he caught a cold the next day, he would definitely be the one in trouble.

"Hello, please show your ID card or student ID card to register." The staff member was very dedicated.

Li Xiaoming took it out of Yang Haochen's pocket without even thinking about it, and at this moment Yang Haochen woke up, looked around sleepily, and then grabbed Li Xiaoming's hand in his pocket: "I want to live in a five-star hotel." class hotel..."

The receptionist who was amazed by that face instantly said: "..."

"Don't make trouble, you don't know how far it is from that hotel, do you want to go to Dingsheng again?" Li Xiaoming was full of helplessness.

"No!" Yang Haochen turned around and left, "I want to live in a five-star hotel."

Li Xiaoming was stunned by Yang Haochen's self-willedness. How obsessed this guy is with the five-star star. He supported the man who was about to fall again: "Master, can you make it a little bit?"

Yang Haochen approached him, blinking his eyes, and said in a rather arrogant tone: "I tell you, I will live in a five-star hotel tonight, if you don't give me a room, I won't sleep!"

Li Xiaoming: "..."

Front desk: "..." This is a bit too much information, let me digest it for a while, that's right, eat some cleansing powder, such a handsome boy will definitely not be taken care of by a fat man.

"Okay, okay, let's go." In the end, Li Xiaoming was still defeated. In the end, he just took the soft rather than the tough.

……

A five-star hotel.

"I'm sorry, we don't have unreserved suites here." Although he disdained the school uniform on a fat man, the front desk still looked at the clothes on the handsome guy next to him. The one who paid now was the sober one, so without even thinking about it, he just made an excuse.

"Isn't that still there?" Li Xiaoming pointed to a certain number plate behind the counter.

"That's the presidential suite." The receptionist said with a smile on his face.

Li Xiaoming glanced at a certain school girl who was leaning against him with his neck crooked and seemed to be asleep again for a second, and decisively took out a gold card from his purse and handed it over.

The front desk immediately widened his eyes.

"Don't worry, it's not fake." Li Xiaoming sneered, "Can I go up now?"

"Yes, yes, after I finish swiping the card, hello, sit down for a while, and someone will take you up later." The smile on the face of a beautiful receptionist was much brighter.

After finally throwing a schoolgirl who slept like a pig on the luxurious bed, and lying on the bed himself, Li Xiaoming finally felt that his bones were about to fall apart, and he was already exhausted to carry this person today.

However, in the next second, before Li Xiaoming even took a breath, he kicked him with one foot. The force was so strong that Li Xiaoming definitely had a bruise on his shoulder.

Li Xiaoming suddenly became angrier as he thought about it, and slapped Li Xiaoming's ass hard in revenge: "You're giving me more energy, aren't you! Pretend, pretend, pretend, if you pretend to me again, I'll throw you down! "

Yang Haochen jumped up and stared at him deeply: "How do you know I'm pretending?"

"Tell me how many times you jumped tonight? If you don't forget to stay in a five-star hotel in your sleep, then I might as well believe that you can pass the No. 1 exam without studying." Li Xiaoming sneered.

Yang Haochen: "..." In fact, Yang Haochen woke up after falling asleep in the hotel he entered for the first time. He saw that Li Xiaoming was about to open a room with his ID card, and he wanted to play tricks on this fat man. It would be even better if you look at Li Xiaoming's real identity. With He Feng's attitude towards Li Xiaoming, he doesn't believe that Li Xiaoming is a poor man. Soft and firm.

"Hey, fat man, tell me the truth, who are you?" Yang Haochen just forgot the fact that he was spanked by someone just now, and looked curious instead.

"Are you sure you're sober?" Li Xiaoming touched his face, there was a sharp imprint on it, biting out dead blood, but it didn't really bleed.

"I bit it?" Yang Haochen rubbed his nose.

Not only bite, but also kiss, okay?Li Xiaoming is powerless to complain, it is really a good way to lose memory every time after drinking, and he can borrow it next time.

Nodding expressionlessly, Li Xiaoming got up from the bed and made a biting motion in mid-air: "So be honest with me tonight, and if you make a fuss again, I'll bite back. I'm going to take a shower first."

Yang Haochen was overjoyed, every time he thought the expression on that fat man's face was funny, what should I do?The more he wanted to be funny, so he replied casually: "I'm going to take a shower too. It's said that the bathroom is very big, why don't we go together?"

Well, when Yang Haochen said this, he took a look at Li Xiaoming's figure, no matter how big the bathtub was, it would be filled by this fat man, right?That scene is beautiful to imagine.

Sure enough, Li Xiaoming paused: "Forget it, you go wash first."

Yang Haochen tossed about from the bathroom for a long time, and when he came out, he specially showed off his good figure, with beautiful muscle lines. Of course, at this moment, Li Xiaoming's expression was expressionless, and he completely ignored it. He got up and went into the bathroom.

"Why are you running so fast? I told you not to feel inferior." Yang Haochen laughed, then lay down on the bed, "This bed is really comfortable."

When Li Xiaoming came back, he saw someone's body in a "big" character, with four hands and feet symmetrically occupying the center of the big bed, sleeping soundly.

midnight.

"Fatty, you squeezed me!" Yang Haochen desperately shook Li Xiaoming awake.

Li Xiaoming woke up with sleepiness all over his face, he was already curled up in the corner of the bed, okay?

"Hey, wake up, you haven't told me who you are?" Yang Haochen shook Li Xiaoming again.

Li Xiaoming had black lines on his face: "...if you move again, I'll roll off the bed and fall asleep!"

Later, Yang Haochen stopped making a sound and seemed to be really asleep, but Li Xiaoming was still woken up again and again, Yang Haochen's sleeping appearance was simply terrible!It's fine to hit your hands and feet casually, I will bear with you for a while if you have long hands and feet, but sleeping sideways for a while and sleeping upside down still makes some sense.

Finally, Li Xiaoming, who couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the thin silk quilt and pressed it on Yang Haochen's body. Don't think about it, it just tied him up tightly.

But in this way, Colonel Yang suddenly woke up, looking at Li Xiaoming with resentful eyes: "What do you want to do to me?"

Li Xiaoming pointed at the obvious bruises and bruises on his body angrily: "It's you who want to do something to me! Has no one ever said that you sleep very badly!"

Yang Haochen tilted his head and thought for a second, then shook his head innocently: "No, I have never slept with anyone else."

Li Xiaoming took a deep breath: "Really? Then I'm really honored, but I really mourn for your future wife. I'm afraid that if you die on the bed for nothing, you don't even know."

After finishing speaking, Li Xiaoming picked up the pillow and went to sleep on the sofa in the cubicle.

Yang Haochen looked at himself who was bound to death: "Cut, is it that exaggerated? Even my future wife is cursed. Fatty, I think your body will crush your future wife to death, okay?"

At this moment, both of them suddenly sneezed loudly together.

The sofa is much easier to sleep on than the bed!At this time, Li Xiaoming's only thought was, but, before he fell asleep for a while, he was suddenly woken up by someone, and when he looked up, someone looked at him with dark eyes and resentment: "I can't sleep now gone."

"It's none of my business if you can't sleep!" Li Xiaoming laughed angrily.

"It's all your fault for waking me up just now, you are responsible." Yang Haochen had a shameless face.

Li Xiaoming: "..."

"Well, that's right, I'm hungry." Yang Haochen looked up at the ceiling, and then pointed to his growling stomach.

"Ring the bell, go out, there is a 24-hour restaurant outside!" Li Xiaoming gritted his teeth.

"But, I want to eat steamed buns, um, big meat buns are the best." Yang Haochen's face was full of resentment.

Ask: Master!What obligation do I have to find buns for you in the middle of the night!Also big meat buns!

Yang Haochen seemed to see Li Xiaoming's thoughts, he pointed at Li Xiaoming's white and chubby face: "It's not because you look too much like a big bun."

"I remember who said that they never eat buns?" Li Xiaoming looked helpless.

"No, no, that's for those girls. Eating steamed stuffed buns is a shame, don't you think?" Yang Haochen acted as if he was right.

"Then what do you mean now!" Li Xiaoming was almost destroyed by Yang Haochen's logic, okay?

"But, you're not a girl." Yang Haochen's face was full of innocence. He didn't know why he suddenly wanted to eat steamed stuffed buns today. He especially thought about it. After connecting with the imprint on Li Xiaoming's face, he suddenly guessed a certain fact. Could it be that he was drunk? Then bit him like a bun?But it does look alike, white and fat, but unfortunately there is no big meat...

Li Xiaoming didn't want to say anything to Yang Haochen anymore, he lay on the sofa as if letting him bite: "Come on, bite, and see if it smells like buns."

"But, I really want to eat steamed buns," Yang Haochen's tone suddenly softened, and then he looked at Li Xiaoming with a sad look in his eyes, aggrieved and naive, "Since my mother left, I don't want to eat buns anymore." No one has ever bought me buns."

Ten seconds later, Li Xiaoming gritted his teeth, got up from the sofa, put on his clothes, and went out—Yang Haochen, you are ruthless!

And Yang Haochen in the room put on a smug smile, arrogant and charming, completely different from the "cute and pitiful" look just now, okay?By the way, he took out his phone and made a call to his mother who was far away on the other side of the ocean.

"Baby, why did you call me in the middle of the night, can't you sleep? Miss mom?" Mama Yang's gentle voice came.

"Hmph, no, it's just that I suddenly want to eat steamed stuffed buns." Senior Colonel Yang said arrogantly, but in fact, his face was extremely gentle.

"Wait, baby, I want your dad to book a ticket right now, and I'll come back and make it for you right away." Mama Yang's heart melted when she heard that, okay? My baby wants to eat steamed buns in the middle of the night. It's very cruel.

"That's not necessary, as long as you don't make me worry about it." Colonel Yang continued to hum twice, and said the last sentence very softly.

Mother Yang laughed, doesn't her son understand?It's just awkward, but she can already tell from his mouth that he cares, and besides, coming back is not a realistic thing, so she sighed softly: "Then I'll call and ask if Aunt Chen is asleep, and ask him to do it for you." ?”

"No need, someone already bought it for me." Yang Haochen's tone was tinged with complacency. Asking Li Xiaoming to do something willingly is indeed something to be proud of. look.

"!" Yang's mother immediately pricked up her ears as if gossiping, "Who is it? My future daughter-in-law?"

"How is it possible!" Yang Haochen's face was full of black lines, Li Xiaoming's hair doesn't even have anything to do with his future wife, okay?

"Oh," Yang's mother looked disappointed, but Yang Haochen never lied to him, "Who is that, your friend?"

Yang Haochen thought for a while: "Hmph, friend, probably not really, at most he's a fool."

Mother Yang is very happy, son, it’s only you who say what you mean, if you’re not a friend, can you trouble someone to buy things for you in the middle of the night?

And "fool" Li Xiaoming braved the night wind and walked into the third breakfast shop...