not to marry?why are you teasing me

It's not that Li Xiaoming doesn't know about the CP fever between He Feng and Yang Haochen in school, and he didn't expect that a single thought of his would cause this situation, blame?Now I can only blame those girls for having too much brains.

Sighing, Li Xiaoming also felt that Yang Haochen was quite innocent this time. After all, how could this philandering radish who wanted to have a girlfriend every day have such hobbies? A normal straight man would be shocked by such a brainstorming ?

After thinking about it, Li Xiaoming said, "Well, let me tell you why those girls broke up with you, okay?"

"!" Yang Haochen looked surprised, this fat man really knew.

Li Xiaoming approached Yang Haochen and said a few words. Sure enough, Yang Haochen's face turned black immediately. It is indeed a sin to be too handsome. It's not too bad to have a blackened girl's ex-girlfriend—yes, it was Eulji who did it, she Because he was "defeated" by Li Xiaoming, he was really hit hard, and then he went home to work hard, but the news came in a blink of an eye that Yang Haochen had another girlfriend again, he couldn't bear it, okay?You don't want someone who can beat me, but you want to find those weak girls, isn't this a slap in the face?So, a certain young lady snorted twice, and by the way solved the person who dared to be Yang Haochen's girlfriend.

Yang Haochen burst into tears after hearing this, so, did he tie himself up with this fat man?What does it mean to be self-inflicted?

Of course, after only struggling for three seconds, Yang Haochen let go of it quickly. Anyway, high school is almost over, and then he will find a university farther away and run away. I don’t believe that girl can manage there, so it’s just a year alone. ?

Yang Haochen, who had figured it out, immediately recovered from the facts, and then patted Yang Haochen on the shoulder: "Actually, I have to blame you for this matter, if you didn't solve that girl, he wouldn't think that other than you Girls outside are not good enough for me, you have to take responsibility, right?"

Li Xiaoming raised his head silently, with a gloomy expression on his face: "So, you want me to be your girlfriend?"

Yang Haochen was embarrassed for a moment, then shook his head: "I just want to eat steamed stuffed buns, why don't you come back to my house and help me make them this weekend?"

"Aren't you going to buy it yourself? It's okay to ask your driver to buy it." Li Xiaoming looked speechless, knowing that Yang Haochen was thinking of that. In the future, sooner or later, I will become this guy's royal steamed stuffed bun maker.

"No, I just want to taste what you made." Yang Haochen acted as if he admired him, Fatty student, it's a great honor for me to invite you to my house indirectly, okay?

"No." Li Xiaoming refused without thinking.

"Why?" Yang Haochen felt that this fat man was too shameless.

"Because I'm going to participate in the Olympiad this week." Li Xiaoming picked up a thick copy of "High School Physics Olympiad Complete Explanation" on the table, "Thanks to you, I don't have any time to do my homework recently."

Yang Haochen: "..."

Yang Haochen is having a really good life recently. Every day he goes to class and plays ball to tease the fat man at the next table. When he returns home, he secretly nibbles on big buns. His small life is very comfortable. The hotter the speculation, the girls' brains are simply unsightly, and they become more and more pornographic and violent, breaking through the sky.So, recently, he has lost one of the pleasures of gossip about himself.

It was around November, and the weather turned cold. One day, Yang Haochen suddenly discovered that the fat man had changed into autumn clothes in his loose school uniform. If he is willing to buy it, he won't notice it. It's just a thin autumn coat, which costs more than 3 yuan. Maybe he knows why this fat man wears that big school uniform every day. Even if his family is a nouveau riche, he would I'm too lazy to buy, not to mention he has a lot of clothes.Fatty's life experience has become the most interesting thing for Yang Haochen in this school, and it is not one of them, so it is natural to ask questions.

"Your clothes..." Sure enough, Yang Haochen opened his mouth tentatively.

Li Xiaoming raised his eyes to look at him, and naturally saw Yang Haochen's thoughts, he pulled up the zipper of the school uniform: "Well, it's a hot item on Taobao."

Yang Haochen: "..." Isn't this talking nonsense?You can fool others, but you can't fool me. Anyway, you have research on clothes, okay? Do you know the difference between 30 yuan and 3 yuan clothes?

"Seriously, look, we are friends, right? When will you tell me your identity? Don't worry, even if it's a national secret, I will keep it secret for you. Trust me!" Yang Haochen made a gesture of swearing, and stretched out four fingers.

Li Xiaoming didn't bother to talk to him, he was too idle.

"If you don't tell me, I'll ask He Feng, I think he will know." Yang Haochen blinked, as if he was thinking of a way.

"You really want to know?" Li Xiaoming put down his pen helplessly.

"Really! I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. The more you don't let me know, the more I want to know! You should tell me!" Yang Haochen looked swearing.

"Then next week, you will go to the high school youth style speech contest for me?" Li Xiaoming stated the conditions.

"Why don't you go by yourself? Are you hand-picked by our grade director? Who will go if No.1?" Yang Haochen was a little speechless. No one can surpass the results of this fat man, so that the school has no learning aspects. Li Xiaoming will definitely participate in the event. Of course, Li Xiaoming's participation means winning awards. He has been here for more than a month, and he has seen Li Xiaoming win seven or eight awards above the city level, okay?

"I'm not good at eloquence." Li Xiaoming continued to talk nonsense with a spread face.

Yang Haochen almost vomited to death, Li Xiaoming's mouth is not a day or two, this mouth is enough to make people angry, his eloquence is not good, the whole world should stop talking, okay?

"If you tell the real reason, I'll go for you." Yang Haochen gritted his teeth.

Li Xiaoming looked down at the fat on his stomach, and replied solemnly: "I am too fat, which affects the image of the school."

"Hahaha!" Yang Haochen laughed, it was indeed true, "Okay, when I come back with an award, you can tell me your identity, okay?"

"Okay." Li Xiaoming agreed very simply.

As everyone knows, on the day when the contestants were announced, a tall and thin girl came to the door of Class [-], Grade [-], with a very loud voice, and shouted into the classroom: "Li Xiaoming, come out! Why don't you go to the competition! What kind of guy is Yang Haochen!"

Will the whole class be silent?It was the first time that a girl looked down on Yang Haochen and seemed to despise him.

Yang Haochen's heart skipped a beat, and he subconsciously glanced at Li Xiaoming whose face changed slightly, sure enough, this fat man still played a trick on me.

After yelling a few times but no one came out, the girl walked in without fear, glanced at the classroom casually, and soon found Li Xiaoming's location, and walked straight over.Also, our classmate Wangzai is bigger than a human after all, so it is very easy to find.

The girl had a torn list in her hand. In the end, there was only one place selected by the whole school, but Li Xiaoming became Yang Haochen.

The girl's eyes seemed to be a little wet, she pointed at Li Xiaoming and said, "Tell me, do you look down on me?"

"No." Li Xiaoming was helpless.

"Then why don't you participate in this competition? I know you just look down on me! Do you think I can't compare to you? You know I won No.1 in the beauty competition last time, so you didn't participate on purpose? Let me tell you, I, Xiao Miaomiao, don't need you." Let! Even if you compete, I will still take first place!" Contrary to the redness in her eyes, this girl named Xiao Miaomiao spoke forcefully.

Sighing, Li Xiaoming suddenly pointed to Yang Haochen, who was watching the fun from the sidelines: "That's not the case at all. He was allowed to participate in the competition because I lost to him."

Xiao Miaomiao gave Yang Haochen a disgusted look, completely ignored Yang Haochen's appearance, and continued to look at Li Xiaoming in a blink of an eye: "I don't believe it, how could he win you!"

The smile on Yang Haochen's face froze, okay?To be told in front of a girl that he is no better than another man is really hurting his self-esteem, okay?Girl, your mouth is really the same as Li Xiaoming's!

Li Xiaoming is also helpless. This girl is a top student in the school next door. She is very strong. She always wins the first place in any competition. Of course, since I transferred to this school, I have more chances to meet each other. The main reason is every competition. I am always the first and this girl is second, so no matter what competition, as long as I participate, this girl will always come to provoke me, but every time I lose, I immediately cry in front of myself when I lose, and then I will never give up and say that I will do it next time. Being able to beat himself was also the reason why he didn't want to meet this girl at all.Every time I see this girl's crying face, I have nothing to say.

"If you don't believe it, you have to believe it. You'll know when the game comes. Besides, do you think I'm someone who can release water?" Li Xiaoming looked serious.

Xiao Miaomiao was stunned, so he gave Yang Haochen another look: "Hmph, that's good, if he loses to me this time, I will never end with you!"

After that, she walked out like a queen.

Li Xiaoming breathed a sigh of relief, Yang Haochen was dumbfounded, this girl must be a bit smart, right?

But immediately, Yang Haochen came back to his senses: "Fatty, according to my intuition, she must like you! So you use me as a barrier, right?"

Li Xiaoming pointed to his own head: "It's not like you like it, maybe it's not reconciled, after all, if you have always been the first, what would you think if someone suddenly came and overwhelmed you everywhere?"

Yang Haochen immediately imagined that a person who was taller than him, handsomer than him, richer than him and pretentious than himself suddenly appeared in front of him... Hehe, how could such a thing happen!How can it be!No one in this world is more handsome than me!Yang Haochen groaned inwardly, and decided to stop this brainstorming immediately.

"So, I've done you a big favor this time, right? Then..." Yang Haochen seemed to have thought of something.

"I'll go to your house to make steamed buns on weekends." Li Xiaoming simply dropped the sentence.

This time it was Yang Haochen's turn to doubt: "You knew what I was going to say before I said it? Also, you promised so quickly, there must be some conspiracy?"

Li Xiaoming pointed to the flesh on his stomach again, and explained blankly: "She said that if I lost thirty catties, she would recruit me as her son-in-law."

Yang Haochen laughed, and then patted Li Xiaoming on the shoulder: "Okay, you, there are girls who are rare, I think she is actually pretty good, why don't you just follow her? Although your chest is a little flat, but you have Just do it."

Then, a school girl even squeezed the flesh on Li Xiaoming's chest.

Li Xiaoming: "..."