not to marry?why are you teasing me

"Where do I sleep at night?" After taking a shower, by the way, helping a certain schoolgirl to upgrade the game again.Li Xiaoming still couldn't help but speak.

Yang Haochen was lazily leaning on his bed in white pajamas, tilting his head and looking at him: "Have you finished the upgrade?"

"En." Li Xiaoming looked at his watch helplessly, "You're not sleepy, but I am. I have to participate in an Olympiad tomorrow afternoon."

"Oh. Go to sleep then, remember to turn off the lights." After speaking, the quilt covered his head and got in.

Li Xiaoming pushed back the quilt and exposed his head: "I'll sleep with you? Don't you have a guest room?"

A certain school grass is already sleepy: "Yes, it's next door, but the bed is not made, I don't have the energy to entertain you."

"I'll go to shop." Li Xiaoming was ready to go out after listening.

Colonel Yang immediately exploded: "By the way, fat man, do you dislike me so much? I don't even dislike you! Do you have any dissatisfaction with sleeping on my bed?"

Li Xiaoming: "..." Because you don't know how poorly you sleep!I want to sleep with you for about one night, can't sleep, okay?

So, Li Xiaoming left very "ruthlessly".

Colonel Yang was stunned for two seconds, and found that he was really disgusted by a fat man!Hey, my future wife sleeps in my bed, shouldn't you be grateful to Dade?Although it's because I hate making my bed.Then, after being angry for a moment, Yang Haochen decisively rolled up the quilt and fell asleep.

It was past twelve o'clock when Li Xiaoming made the bed, looked at the dust on his body, and decided to take a shower again, but when he finished the shower and was about to go back to the room to sleep, there was a sudden "bang" from the next door.

Li Xiaoming was startled, could it be a thief?Did Li Xiaoming not close the window?So he quickly turned open the door of Yang Haochen's room and rushed in, and then found a certain school grass lavishly lying on the ground, with more than half of the quilt rolled up with him, but there was nothing covering him, and the air conditioner in the room was not turned on , A gust of cool air came.

Perhaps he understood why Yang Haochen's room was covered with soft carpets, but it was still cold after all.

Li Xiaoming sighed softly, then turned on the light and walked into Yang Haochen, bent down and patted Yang Haochen's face lightly: "Get up, fell off the bed and still can't sleep?"

Yang Haochen turned around and continued to sleep.

Li Xiaoming: "..."

"I must have owed you in my last life." Resignedly muttering to himself, Li Xiaoming found a posture and gently hugged Yang Haochen.

As if sensing the source of the heat, Yang Haochen shrank into Li Xiaoming's arms, and then he clutched Li Xiaoming's pajamas tightly.

Leaning over to put Yang Haochen on the bed, Li Xiaoming realized that Yang Haochen had grabbed his clothes, so he grabbed Yang Haochen's hand and was about to take it off, but this time, Yang Haochen suddenly opened his eyes.Looking at each other, Li Xiaoming suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of embarrassment.

"It's because you fell off the bed that I..." Facing Yang Haochen's wide-open eyes, Li Xiaoming explained that the posture at this moment is really a bit weird.

"Fatty?" Yang Haochen blinked.

"What?" Li Xiaoming didn't know what the hell Yang Haochen was doing.

"Sing me that "Love To Die" one more time." Yang Haochen's voice was not loud, even with a touch of tenderness.

Li Xiaoming: "..."

"Want to hear it."

"why?"

"Because, besides my mother, you are the only one who can sing that song with a tender feeling."

"But, weren't you drunk that day!" Li Xiaoming gritted his teeth.

"In the campus forum, I listened to it. You sang it, not me at all." Yang Haochen leaned his hand behind his head, not minding that Li Xiaoming was still condescending above him, he half-closed his eyes, as if he was remembering something, "From then on, I knew that you must be a very gentle person."

So, are you indirectly expressing the fact that good people are being bullied?Li Xiaoming was helpless, but naturally waded beside Yang Haochen, and then a gentle voice sounded in the silent night, "...you have to love even if you die, and you won't be happy if you don't love it..."

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It's very comfortable, this pillow is really soft - this is the only feeling Yang Haochen felt when he woke up early in the morning, and then he rubbed the big "pillow" casually, wait, soft, hot? !It feels pretty good in the hand...wait!What the hell is that at the end!

In the end, when he looked up, he was hugging a person tightly. Under the light of the morning, the white skin of that person was almost gleaming, flawless, except that there was a little more flesh. Isn't it that fat man?It's almost scary.

"Ah! Fatty, why did you get on my bed!" Then, almost subconsciously, poor Li Xiaoming was kicked awake by Senior Colonel Yang.

"Are you having a convulsion?" Li Xiaoming was actually a little bit annoyed to wake up, being kicked awake early in the morning is definitely not a good experience.

Senior Colonel Yang just doesn't talk to him. Didn't this guy go to make a bed next door last night?Why are you sleeping on your own bed again?Touching such a lump of flesh early in the morning scared him into thinking that he had brought a girl back, so don't feel too scary.

"You've just had a convulsion! Say, it's fine to sleep on my bed, why are you hugging me to sleep?" Senior Colonel Yang looked so unreasonable and unforgiving.

"Look clearly, who is holding whom! What do you want to be your pillow for the night?" Li Xiaoming's face was black.

Colonel Yang resolutely and quickly withdrew his hands and feet.

Li Xiaoming: "..."

……

The embarrassing incident in the morning passed quickly. The two of them are not people who are entangled in a trivial matter. Well, although they both want to "revenge" behind their backs, they are still very harmonious on the surface, at least they "slept together" people.

At noon that day, Li Xiaoming returned to school after preparing lunch at the request of a certain school girl. He almost killed the teachers in their school who were waiting for him to participate in the competition, thinking that their school No.1 had also fled.

Naturally, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Li Xiaoming's competition, but in fact, the competition of a certain school grass is the problem, okay?Although it is just an oral speech, it is definitely much more difficult than a written competition. Therefore, whenever he sees a school grassroots who is lazy and almost never prepares a subject, Li Xiaoming really has a feeling of hatred.

"Do you know how to prepare for this competition?" Li Xiaoming passed a walnut blankly.

A certain school grass just took it lazily, without even saying thank you, great sir.

"I know, isn't it just to say a few words at the top?" Colonel Yang said that he was also a freshman representative, and every time he stood on the stage, the audience cheered.

Li Xiaoming understood his thoughts very well, and poured cold water on him mercilessly: "Then let me tell you that the judge below is not a 15-year-old brain-dead girl, but a 80-[-]-year-old old man, are you still so confident in your own charm? "

Yang Haochen almost choked on the walnut in his mouth: "What did you say?"

"Didn't you read the game instructions and outline?" Li Xiaoming was speechless.

"And that thing?" Yang Haochen was surprised.

"Then what do you think I gave you a lot of information?"

"Information, isn't that a love letter someone wrote to me?" Yang Haochen looked like you were joking.

Li Xiaoming just wanted to say "hehe" to the school grassroots, he was so blind that he let him replace him in the game.

"So, I have to memorize what you mean, and I have to prepare and memorize the manuscripts of [-] topics?" Yang Haochen held the documents in his hand, and felt that he had dug a big hole for himself.

"That's right." Li Xiaoming looked serious.

"I don't recite it, I have to recite it yourself." Yang Haochen pushed away those documents, lay down on the table and was about to go to bed.

"You promised me, and the name has already been determined. Now you are representing our school in the competition, and it is too late to regret it."

"Then don't go, what can I do? Is it because you provoked me? You can solve the rotten peach blossoms you provoked yourself, or you can lose weight and marry that girl." Yang Haochen was indifferent.

Li Xiaoming suddenly grabbed the hand of a schoolgirl in a sinister manner: "If you can't win this time, then I'll marry you."

Yang Haochen petrified.