not to marry?why are you teasing me

After lunch, after waiting for a while, calculating that it should be morning in China, Yang Haochen fled to the room under the pretext of taking a rest. Of course, after closing the door to take a bath, he took out the big bun, hugged it and rolled it a few times before Yang Haochen touched it. He took out his cell phone and decided to call Li Xiaoming.

"Hello!" Yang Haochen's tone was a little excited.

"Well, are you here?" Li Xiaoming asked.

Yang Haochen hugged the big bun on his body: "Now I'm lying on the bed, ready to take a rest, um, I have something to discuss with you, can you help me order another doll, that kind of big doll that is very cute and cute. "

"Do you want it? Or give it away?" Li Xiaoming's tone was a little cold.

"Give it away, of course it's a gift. I just need a big bag, so I don't want such girlish things." Yang Haochen still looked happy, and then added a compliment, "The main reason is that your design is so beautiful. , Really, it’s much better than what I bought, I don’t want to buy it, it’s not good at all, it’s you…”

"I've been very busy recently, and I don't have time. If you want to give it away, go buy it yourself." The joy on Li Xiaoming's face was no longer the slightest, "I have something to do later, you have a good rest, I'll hang up first."

Therefore, Yang Haochen didn't say the phrase "my mother likes it very much", and then he was inexplicable, why is this fat man so angry?How can you hang up on me!How dare you hang up on me!

Throwing the phone down on the bed viciously, Yang Haochen squeezed the big white bun in front of him heavily, and asked angrily: "Hmph, tell me, why did the fat man hang up on me!"

So, when eating dinner that day, Mother Yang clearly felt Yang Haochen's low air pressure, so she asked very carefully: "Baby, are you not acclimatized again? Is it okay in winter? Why are you unhappy?"

Yang Haochen took a hard bite of the big hamburger in his hand: "No, where is it!"——Damn it, this food is really unpalatable!I really miss the big buns and meals made by Fatty, wait, why do I think of him again?

"Here, you are almost writing your unhappiness on your face," Yang's mother said helplessly, "Tell my mother, did you quarrel with your girlfriend? You are still rushing to call your girlfriend at noon, why are you unhappy now? Is it? Is the gift not delivered yet?"

"Wait, what girlfriend? What gift? Mom, what are you talking about?" Yang Haochen's face was full of black lines.

Mama Yang put down the spoon in her hand, and said in a persuasive way: "Since you have said it, don't hide it from your mother. Your face, eyes, and whole person show the aura of being in love. Mom is someone who has been there before, so you can't hide it." Yes, besides, it's not that I don't allow you to fall in love, as long as you don't make children, I can accept it..."

"Mom," Yang Haochen was stunned, "Please, how could I say I'm in a relationship? Don't talk nonsense."

Mother Yang shook her head: "First, you are such a precious big bun, either you gave it to your girlfriend or your girlfriend gave it to you, otherwise you would not be reluctant to give it to your mother; second, I will stay with you at noon It’s been so long, you’ve checked your watch a hundred times, didn’t you make an appointment to call your girlfriend? Thirdly, the sudden aggrieved and unhappy appearance of you is not because you are in love. Say, if she is now Make a phone call to apologize, are you sure you want to be happy immediately? People in love are so capricious. A small matter of the other party can make you happy for a long time, but a little quarrel can make you feel wronged. Isn’t it like this between you and her? ?"

"!"

Yang Haochen almost bit off his tongue——damn it, I said why is the relationship between me and Fatty so weird, does it look like a way of getting along between couples?

And Yang's mother continued her "teaching": "You just don't know how to get along with girls. How many times have I said that girls must be pampered and accommodated. As a boy, don't be willful and don't play petty temper casually." , if the girl is good, she will forgive you, but if you are more irritable, it is easy to break up, okay? Apologize more and lose your temper..."

Only I have been self-willed, only he has been accommodating me; only I have been playing petty temper, only he has been... spoiling - stop!This thought is too horrible!

"Mom, I'm not feeling well, I'd better go back and rest." Yang Haochen left the hamburger and hurried out.

Back in the bedroom, Yang Haochen still felt that he was not calm enough - himself and Fatty?This idea is simply going to heaven!How can it be!Absolutely a coincidence!That's right, he and I are definitely pure friends, okay?It must be that the brain has not returned to normal after coming abroad, so it is better to go to sleep.

However, this sleep was even more of a big problem.

That's right, this is a spring dream!

Yang Haochen is also a hot-blooded young man, it's normal to have this kind of dream, but the premise is that he doesn't touch a big bird when he touches the opponent's long and white legs, and then raises his eyes, dumbfounded, that picture How does the pale face look like the fat man at the next table, okay?

As a result, Yang Haochen was so frightened that he quickly woke up. He looked down and saw that his pants were wet.

Throwing the big white bun on the bed to the ground, Yang Haochen resolutely got into the bathroom.

This must be the sequelae of being scared by the fat man that day - Yang Haochen told himself over and over again, but then he was unable to extricate himself from the entanglement and terror.

After carefully searching the Internet for dreaming about same-sex dreams, he at least came up with various scientific explanations, among which the True Love Party and the Habitual Accident Party accounted for the vast majority, so Yang Haochen decisively abandoned himself. The possibility of falling in love with that fat guy - I am obviously a straight man who has had several girlfriends, especially for the same sex to think about me and even feel a little disgusted, not to mention, that fat guy can cook besides making steamed stuffed buns The others are definitely not his style!Well-behaved and cute girls are the type I like, okay?How could it be possible to fall in love with a fat man?

Therefore, Yang Haochen, who attributed all this to an accident, decisively praised his decision to temporarily go abroad to stay away from Li Xiaoming, and then felt that he must be thinking wildly because he lost a girlfriend, and Li Xiaoming just stayed by his side during this time .

……

It was Xiaonian when he met Jiang Yue again in Country M. Yang Haochen almost walked around the entire Chinatown by himself, and then saw that familiar yet unfamiliar girl in that steamed stuffed bun shop.

I have to say that there are too many coincidences in life, but when Jiang Yue skillfully packed the buns he ordered and handed them to him with a smile, I have to admit that he has such a strange emotion, foreign country, familiar face dark Bright eyes and bright smile, what a heart-pounding reunion.

Jiang Yue, Yang Haochen's deskmate in elementary school, was the first girl who disliked Yang Haochen, because Yang Haochen said that the soup splashed on her when eating steamed buns, so Yang Haochen didn't even dare to eat steamed buns in front of girls anymore, When she was a junior, Jiang Yue moved to country m with her parents, and worked here in Chinatown during the winter vacation.

"I didn't expect you to still like eating buns so much after all these years?" Jiang Yue smiled at Yang Haochen.

"Well, I bought it for my mother. She wants to eat it. Today is the new year. I'm going to bring some of our domestic products to her." Yang Haochen explained with a little embarrassment.

"Is that so, is Auntie here?" Jiang Yue asked.

"Well, I've been here for a long time, recovering from illness. I just came to celebrate the New Year this year. I didn't expect to meet you here. It's really rare." Yang Haochen behaved elegantly and politely.

Jiang Yue sighed: "You are still shining the same after so many years, maybe you are the school girl now? You don't know that when you walk towards Chinatown, most of the girls' eyes will stop on you."

"It's not so exaggerated, is it?" Yang Haochen smiled, "I don't think you have changed much, you are as beautiful as before."

"But your mouth has become sweeter." Jiang Yue teased, "Maybe you got it from a girl?"

"No, no, she's single and often gets dumped."

"A girl will dump you, are you kidding me?"

……

In fact, Yang Haochen never thought about why he and Jiang Yue developed into boyfriend and girlfriend. In the beginning, he met acquaintances in a foreign country and chatted a little more, and then went to play together occasionally, holding hands naturally...

The day when the relationship with Jiang Yue was formally confirmed happened to be Chinese New Year. Jiang Yue brought a basket of steamed buns to see Yang Haochen's mother, and had a good conversation with Yang's mother. The child's forehead said: "Let's be together officially."

It's just so logical, it's exactly the same as the state I don't know how long ago, a simple and comfortable love, a life without distracting thoughts.

However, this night he suffered from insomnia. He rolled around on the bed, but he couldn't fall asleep. And the feeling of cleanliness is very similar to the fat man whom I haven't contacted for a long time.

When it was close to midnight, the phone rang, and there was no doubt that it was Li Xiaoming's call.

After hesitating for a few seconds, Yang Haochen still picked up the phone.

"Happy New Year." A familiar voice came after a long time, gentle and moving, and at the same time, the bell of the cathedral not far away rang, ringing the rhythm of the New Year.

Yang Haochen suddenly didn't want to talk anymore, and his nose felt sour. He could imagine that person carefully and accurately counting the time. There are so many so-called friends, and he is the only one who can do such stupid things.

"Yang Haochen, congratulations, you've grown up another year." Li Xiaoming's voice was gentle, "Go to the game, I've given you a gift."

When he opened the game page, his space was full of holiday special gifts. Needless to say, he had swiped half of the game’s Chinese New Year gifts. He saw the huge banner with his name and Happy New Year shining in the air. , dazzling.

At that moment, Yang Haochen found that his eye sockets were a little wet.

"Li Xiaoming, I have a girlfriend."

He heard his own voice and uttered such a sentence, as if he was listening to the other party, but also as if he was listening to himself.

It was not until a long time later that Li Xiaoming's voice came from far away, and his emotions were so faint that he couldn't hear clearly.

"kindness."

Li Xiaoming only said one word, and then hung up the phone.