not to marry?why are you teasing me

"Who do you think is the wife!" Yang Haochen gritted his teeth.

"You." After Li Xiaoming said this word, he hung up the phone resolutely, thinking that Yang Haochen might blow his hair, and smiled with satisfaction.

"Who are you on the phone with? I feel like you are very happy today." The beautiful secretary brought Li Xiaoming a cup of tea, and then teased, "Your little girlfriend?"

Li Xiaoming raised his head and smiled: "If you have time to gossip, it's better to think about why you are single."

The beautiful secretary's face immediately turned green, and she almost poured that cup of tea on Li Xiaoming - it's amazing to have a partner!Can you discriminate against single dogs?This girl is not unchased!It's just that I focus on my work wholeheartedly!That's all!

But Yang Haochen's side is more troublesome, the reason is as follows -

"I'll go! What did you hear just now? The school grass seems to be talking about a wife?"

"What! The school girl has a wife!"

"It seems to be saying that my dear will go home and wait for him?"

"Already living together!"

"Has the school grass cheated and abandoned us, He Feng?"

Facing the gossip and rumors flashing around, Yang Haochen walked past calmly, isn't this the trouble with being too handsome?Isn't it good to pretend that you can't hear or understand anything?Although I really want to strangle that fat man!

...

Of course, it's just thinking about it, even if you absent-mindedly prick someone's villain all afternoon at school, when you see Li Xiaoming busy in the kitchen when you go home, you've already forgotten everything.

"What's for food today?" Yang Haochen approached and asked.

"Braised chicken wings and drunken duck, stir-fried spinach and tomato egg soup." Li Xiaoming reported the name of the dish seriously.

"It's so virtuous," Yang Haochen sighed, "Fatty, you are a good wife and mother! I think Aunt Chen must be worried about her layoff."

"Well, come here." Li Xiaoming said.

"What? Do you want my help? I can wash vegetables." Yang Haochen approached obediently.

Li Xiaoming immediately kissed Yang Haochen's face: "I don't want any, just some spiritual food."

"Hey! Fatty! I told you not to use hands and feet!" Yang Haochen immediately frowned, and his ears were red, "If you continue to do this, believe it or not, I will beat you!"

"If you beat me up, I won't have anything to eat tonight," Li Xiaoming didn't care, "Well, and, I didn't move my hands or feet?" I just moved my mouth.

Yang Haochen: "..." This day is unbearable.

...

If it was before, he might never have thought that one day he would hold hands with a man for a walk after dinner. Except for the sex, everything looked like an ideal perfect couple, with warm palms and gentle smiles from the people next to him.

"Yang Haochen, why are you smirking?" Seeing that Yang Haochen was distracted again, Li Xiaoming couldn't help pinching Yang Haochen's face.

"This time we're going to do it." Yang Haochen grabbed Li Xiaoming's hand, "The evidence is solid."

"So what?" Li Xiaoming laughed.

"I want to move back." After saying this, Yang Haochen stretched out his claws to Li Xiaoming's face.

In fact, Yang Haochen wanted to do this a long time ago, Li Xiaoming's face is a bit fleshy, it looks so white that it doesn't even have any acne, and many girls don't have such good skin, okay, so - really pinch it!Sure enough, a little more meat is easier to pinch!It's white, soft and slippery, doesn't it feel too good to the touch?

Yang Haochen's obscene and petty thoughts can't be hidden from Li Xiaoming, but if you pinch it, you won't lose a piece of meat, but the premise is, don't knead your face like dough, okay?

"Are you childish?" Li Xiaoming said helplessly, "Is that enough?"

"I've decided, if you try to touch me in the future, I'll touch your face!" Yang Haochen said with a smile, "Otherwise, won't I die? Also, I can't get thinner, no matter how thin I am, I won't lose weight." meat."

"Okay, okay, let go of my face first."

"Well, let it be a little redder, and it will soon look like an apple."

Li Xiaoming: "..."

Enough of the fuss, after going home, Yang Haochen took a shower and lay down on the bed ready to play games, thinking that this kind of life is simply perfect.

"Fatty, have you washed well? Come out, I've been hacked to death again!" Yang Haochen yelled.

Li Xiaoming was silent. One day, if this guy has the consciousness to lie on the bed and wait for him to fall, it will be fine. Of course, this is just an imagination. Thinking of Yang Haochen struggling in the bathroom that day, he suddenly felt that he still had a heavy responsibility. Far.

"Didn't you say you need to do physics today?" Li Xiaoming shut down Yang Haochen's game interface with a click of the mouse, "Take out today's physics homework."

"Don't take it." Yang Haochen was angry, "I want to play games! That person hacked me to death just now! I don't accept it if I don't hack him to death!"

Li Xiaoming sneered, then boarded the game and hacked to death the high-level player: "Are you satisfied now? Yang Haochen, let me tell you, if you don't finish your homework, believe it or not, I will make you unable to play the game for the rest of your life." .”

Yang Haochen: "..." What kind of experience is it like to have a boyfriend who is a god of learning and a computer expert?

"How about this, I'll give you a promotion after finishing one homework?" Li Xiaoming asked.

"Okay, deal!" Just wait for this sentence, right?

...

"Yang Haochen, I want to ask you a question?" Li Xiaoming couldn't help asking, seeing that Yang Haochen seemed serious but was distracted.

"Ask, ask, don't make it too difficult." Yang Haochen said very boldly.

"What do you want to do in the future?" Li Xiaoming was obviously looking forward to it when he said this.

Yang Haochen tilted his head and thought for a while: "I don't know."

Li Xiaoming sighed helplessly: "Yang Haochen, do you know that we are about to graduate?"

"I know, so I'm going to go to college first, right?" Yang Haochen glanced at Li Xiaoming, "Why did you suddenly ask this? Let me tell you, don't even think about it. If you want me to be admitted to the school you recommended, I will pass the exam three times. not on."

"But, what if that's what I want to say?" Li Xiaoming looked at Yang Haochen, "I want to be with you, always. Don't you want to?"

The atmosphere suddenly stopped.

Ah ah ah ah ah!Fatty, don't look at me like that, please!It's a lot of pressure, okay?Yang Haochen felt that he was going to be depressed, your school is not for people to get into, okay?How many exams do you think a school can take?It's like failing you if I fail the exam!

"I don't know, I won't pass the exam, I'm used to being lazy." Yang Haochen buried his head in the big bag.

"Don't run away." Li Xiaoming took the big bun and leaned over, "I know, you are very smart."

"No matter how smart you are, you can't do it!" Yang Haochen was a little annoyed, and threw the pillow beside him at Li Xiaoming, "I'm not you, I'm just an ordinary person."

Li Xiaoming smiled: "You mean I'm not an ordinary person anymore?"

"Yes," Yang Haochen gave up on himself a little, "you are like a mountain in my heart, the one that can't be surpassed. I have only seen you in my life whose brain is beyond normal."

"I'm not normal, what do you think?" Li Xiaoming moved closer, "If I'm not normal, I still like you, Yang Haochen, I didn't mean to force you by saying this today, I just hope that you can start thinking about our future , I will not use my requirements to regulate you, I just hope that you can have me in your future."

future?What future do we have?two men?Can get married and have children?Can be together forever?Yang Haochen discovered that Li Xiaoming had finally reminded himself of a fact, a fact that he had to face but had been avoiding all the time—in his limited life plan, he never thought that he might be with a man in the future, although he is now I like a boy who I can't refuse.

"Ah! I'm so bored! It's all your fault! What are you talking about!" After struggling for a while, Yang Haochen resolutely shifted his attention to Li Xiaoming, looking at the way the other party looked at him with gentle eyes, and then He took the initiative to pounce on it once.

And Li Xiaoming, well, naturally let someone do whatever he wants.

"Have you kneaded enough?" Li Xiaoming asked the person on his body dotingly, don't doubt Yang Haochen's little promise, he doesn't have much "ambition" except for pinching his face.

"Not enough." Yang Haochen shook his head, then sighed, and continued to stretch out his claws, "Fatty, I said, why aren't you a girl? Look at you, with white skin and big eyes, if a girl has more good?"

If one of them was a girl, then everything would be so perfect, but unfortunately, how could there be such a good thing?He can say that he likes everything about Li Xiaoming, except gender.

However, as soon as Yang Haochen finished speaking, Li Xiaoming turned over and pressed him down. He went down: "Then Yang Haochen, you should see clearly, I can't be a girl, and neither are you."

"You..." Yang Haochen opened his eyes wide, "Where are your hands going? Hmm..."

……

"Here, do you see clearly? Who is the girl? Are you?" Li Xiaoming still couldn't help teasing Yang Haochen, especially at this moment when Yang Haochen was blushing and obedient.

Yang Haochen seemed to be still a little slowed down, and gave him a supercilious look, but he looked limp and without courage: "Don't use your hooliganism as an excuse, okay?"

"You don't hate it, do you?" Li Rogue laughed.

"No boy would hate this." Yang Haochen shook his head, looking like Li Xiaoming was hopeless, but sighed slightly, "Fatty, to be honest, I'm a little irritated. Tell me, why am I like this?" How about accepting you easily? If it was Ke Yan, I guess I would have killed him long ago?"

"You compare me to him?" Li Xiaoming's face was black.

"Actually, you are similar to him," Yang Haochen analyzed carefully, "First, they all had bad intentions against me; second, they were all my friends from the beginning; third, they were all hooligans."

Li Xiaoming: "..."

"The biggest difference is that you are darker than him and more advanced." Yang Haochen looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, as if he didn't see someone's darkened face at all, but added at the end, "But the biggest The only difference is that I like you and not him."

"Then what do you want to say?" Li Xiaoming asked.

Yang Haochen put his hands behind his head, his voice was lazily, his eyes were slightly closed and he couldn't see his emotions clearly: "Give me time."

"Okay." Li Xiaoming held his hand.