not to marry?why are you teasing me

The next day, Yang Haochen arrived at school quite late. The reason, of course, was that he was a little excited last night and went to bed late. One second can be used as an hour, of course, Yang Haochen is not hypocritical, he returned a few kisses to Li Xiaoming fiercely, and it is also necessary to squeeze his face.

However, because of this, the distraught Yang Haochen was late for the first class meeting. Fortunately, Liu Zixiao called him to remind him, otherwise he would have almost forgotten about the class meeting.

The homeroom teacher is a very fashionable and elegant woman. Although her expression is a little more serious, she didn't make things difficult for him. However, facing everyone's strange gazes, Yang Haochen rarely blushed. Of course, it was more of a sigh. After all, this The guy really looks like the guy in the Freshman Billboard, and he looks even more handsome from a closer look.

"Aren't you hot in your clothes today?" Liu Zixiao pointed to Yang Haochen's shirt with a stand-up collar. The button was down to the last one.

"No, it's not hot." Yang Haochen straightened his collar in embarrassment, and scolded Li Xiaoming several times in his heart, telling him not to bite, but he would not listen!However, with Li Xiaoming's fair skin, the traces left by him are more visible, right?Thinking about it like this is a lot of balance.

It is true that the mark on Li Xiaoming's neck is quite obvious, and it is more conspicuous because it is white, but he did not cover anything, a comfortable and large T-shirt, very generous.

The roommate was rather ambiguous. Pointing at Li Xiaoming's neck: "Okay, you, you won't come home at night when school starts. You had a good time last night? It was intense enough."

Li Xiaoming just smiled, and admitted honestly: "Well, my wife is a bit fierce."

"Do you really have a girlfriend?" The roommate was surprised, and then heaved a sigh of relief, sleeping with a handsome guy is a tragedy, but it would be different if the handsome guy had a girlfriend, "That's good, so you don't have to rob us of girls Yes, a female classmate of mine in high school still wanted me to inquire about you yesterday, now she can give up. Well, let me tell you guys, isn’t your girlfriend very beautiful?”

"Beautiful?" Thinking of how charming Yang Haochen looked last night, but a man has nothing to do with beauty, so Li Xiaoming shook his head honestly.

"That's cute, docile, and good-looking?" the gossip roommate asked again.

"He has a big temper, and he is fierce when he kicks people, but his figure should be pretty good." Li Xiaoming thought about Yang Haochen's strengths, and said a few words.

Roommate: "..." Hehe, brother, I am more relieved to hear that your vision is so "unique".

"Hache!" Yang Haochen sneezed suddenly and touched his nose: "Could someone be speaking ill of me?"

Then he looked around for a week, and sure enough, he saw a certain golden retriever looking at him viciously. He quickly turned around and patted Liu Zixiao on the shoulder: "Do you think that golden retriever is sick? It feels like he's been staring at me, wanting to fight?"

Liu Zixiao shook his head: "I don't know, I also feel that he is weird. Anyway, I greeted him when I came to the dormitory and didn't pay any attention to me. He has a bad temper. It seems that the family is very powerful. Don't pay attention to him. Together, he doesn't dare to do anything to you."

"Yes, yes, the three of us can't beat him alone! If he dares to make trouble, I will help you with my fist." Ge Leng interjected.

"That's right, let's go to the cafeteria for dinner later." Yang Haochen was also relieved. Although Li Xiaoming did a night of ideological work last night, he never said that he would be bullied. Wait, how could he remember that Li Xiaoming said that he wanted to be bullied by himself? Tell him the name of the golden retriever?

Thinking of this, Yang Haochen suddenly asked: "What is the name of the golden retriever? I forgot to listen to it when I introduced myself just now."

"It seems to be called Yixiang, a very strange name." Liu Zixiao thought for a while.

Yang Haochen paused: "What did you say? What's your name?"

"Yixiang, B of A, B, C, D, auspicious, very clear." Ge Leng replied.

Yang Haochen suddenly felt that the future was gloomy - this must be a coincidence, right?right!I said, why does the golden retriever look so familiar!

Thinking about it this way, this golden retriever is definitely exactly the same as that wonderful "girlfriend" Eulji from before, okay?So, this is when she went back to amplify her tricks and ran to change her sex?Or is this her sibling?It's scary just thinking about it, okay?

"What's wrong with you? Why is your face suddenly so ugly?" Liu Zixiao asked kindly.

"It's nothing, it's just that my legs are a little weak suddenly, forget it, let's go eat." Yang Haochen pretended not to care.

In fact, as soon as the meal was over, Yang Haochen couldn't wait to call Li Xiaoming.

"Fatty, can you help me look up that Yiji?"

"Why do you want to check her?" Li Xiaoming was definitely impressed by the first "girlfriend" of Yang Haochen he saw. At first, he felt that there was something wrong with Yang Haochen's vision. Huai, being beaten up by a woman back then is definitely black history.

"Ahem, that's the roommate you asked yesterday. Do you know his name? His name is Eulxiang, and he's almost identical to Eulji. I just want to check if that guy went to change sex and go to the same school as me. If you become a professional, it will be terrifying.”

Li Xiaoming: "..." So, what kind of strange creatures are chasing Yang Haochen?As his boyfriend, it's really stressful, okay?Changed sex all came out?

Not long after, the results of Li Xiaoming’s inquiry came out, um, that’s right, Eulxiang is indeed Eulji’s twin brother, except for the gender, he and Eulji are almost carved out of the same mold, and this person’s weird personality is also shared with Eulji One fight, Eulji likes to pretend to be a queen and play with whips, this guy focuses on the dark villain style, more importantly, it is said that he has a tendency to m, that is to say, the more fierce he is, the more he likes it, for example, the relationship between him and Eulji is simply powerful. Like water and fire, but in fact he is a sister-convict. It is said that Eulji's gender separation disorder is due to this twin brother.

Now Yang Haochen's mind is full of that golden-haired sinister face saying sinister words - very good, you have successfully attracted my attention.Therefore, he didn't hear what Li Xiaoming said later, and Eulji was actually in the Art Academy.

Back in the dormitory, Yang Haochen decided that he should treat the enemy like the spring breeze in March, so he even packed a meal for that guy, and showed a warm and gentle smile to Yixiang: "Student, did I see you?" I brought you a copy for dinner, don't be polite."

Yixiang stared at Yang Haochen's smiling face for a full three seconds, then suddenly jumped up and ran away.

"Hey, what did you do to him? Why is he suddenly so afraid of you?" Liu Zixiao patted Yang Haochen.

"Of course I plan to influence him with love." Yang Haochen replied disgustedly.

……

On the first day of living in the school dormitory, apart from Ge Leng’s loud snoring, everything was fine. Liu Zixiao read quietly at night, Yixiang played his games silently, and Yang Haochen rushed at him every time he passed by. With a smile, Yixiang bows his head almost in shock every time, which is quite interesting.

And in the rest of my free time, I began to miss someone's body temperature, someone's smile, someone's face, and even someone's indecency...

So, in the middle of the night, Yang Haochen couldn't help but took out his phone and sent a text message to Li Xiaoming: "Meat Bao, what should I do if I can't sleep? (￣┰￣*)"

I thought no one would reply, but Li Xiaoming replied in seconds: "I told you to take the big white bag and you are afraid of shame, so what should I do? Military training will start tomorrow, take a good rest, otherwise you will suffer tomorrow, Gotta get up early."

Yang Haochen rolled over on the bed, looking a little bit like a spoiled child, and turned back again: "Then what should I do? It's all your fault!"

"..." Li Xiaoming sent an ellipsis, but then he felt helpless—"Yang Haochen, you go to q,q, and I'll send you something."

What Li Xiaoming gave him was an mp3 file, and there was a voice with a gentle voice: "Baby, I knew you would not be able to sleep, so I specially recorded this sound for you, listen to it several times, just as if I was sleeping It's the same around you, you know? Don't miss me too much, good night."

Yang Aojiao immediately sent Li Xiaoming a text message: Who is the baby!Are you disgusting?Who missed you!hum!Good night, good night~

Turn on the audio, a gentle and familiar voice came from the earphones, a song he knew well, not a gentle tune, but he sang it touchingly and gently, it was Yang Haochen's wickedly funny song - love even if you die.

Sure enough, it was both Lei Shuang and moved, Yang Haochen pretended to wipe away his tears, and then his heart twitched: It would be great if you were my mother...

With a "beautiful" imagination, Yang Haochen fell asleep in a short while. As for the dream, it was probably a lot of big white meat wrapped in front of him, but when he pounced on it, he turned into a smiling man , the face is still very familiar.

"Fatty! You accompany me big meat bag!" Yang Haochen immediately sat on him and shouted.

"Well, here it is for you." Li Xiaoming stretched his face in front of Yang Haochen, Yang Haochen bit it, wow, it's delicious! So he gnawed and gnawed, and then the taste changed.

Eh, no, obviously I eat you, how come you eat me, it's so heavy, get down!It hurts to death, don't come in...

Yang Haochen opened his eyes, and then saw Liu Zixiao and Ge Leng looking down at him with miraculous expressions. He was so scared that he thought he was having some kind of dream and called out accidentally.

However, what Liu Zixiao said was: "Student Yang Haochen, is it really so easy to sleep on the ground? I think you slept so soundly that your saliva is dripping out."

Yang Haochen looked around and was stunned decisively. He really fell asleep on the floor. He was really ashamed. Luckily, he was still covered with a blanket. Wait a minute, blanket?Also covered so neatly.

Yang Haochen stood up, holding his own blanket: "Did you help me cover the quilt at night?"

Ge Leng shook his head immediately, and Liu Zixiao shook his head too. Then, the three of them looked at Yi Xiang who was washing his face in the sink.

Yang Haochen suddenly felt goosebumps all over his body, chilly.