[HP] SF Department Harry

When Salazar was finally able to get Harry away from the booth full of Chinese snacks, Harry had already eaten a cage of siu mai, ten crab roe buns, three super bowls of wonton noodles, and a bowl of pasta in this place alone. Bridge rice noodles, a bowl of Guilin rice noodles and a Texas roast chicken.Now Harry still had sesame paste on his mouth.

"Fried tarantula! How about a fried tarantula?" Just as Harry insisted on buying an Italian-style panna cotta, a dark-skinned Hufflepuff boy walked over with a large bamboo sieve. asked in front of them.The corners of Salazar's eyes twitched and he found that the woven sieve actually contained a whole black tarantula. It seemed that this was the delicacy of an Asian country that Harry had mentioned, but how could this kind of thing Could it be eaten? !

"I want to try one first." Harry, who was still holding the ice cream he just bought, ran over and said immediately.

"Okay, how does it taste?" the Hufflepuff boy asked expectantly after wrapping one in a tissue and handing it to Harry.

"The heat and seasoning are well controlled, give me ten more!" Harry replied very satisfied after tasting.

"Okay!" said the Hufflepuff boy happily, "come to our booth and have fried scorpions and pan-fried locusts!"

[Isn't there some normal food? ] Salazar thought blackly.

"Harry, do you want to try the freshly made snake porridge?" One of the members of the group that Harry had just drawn to China suddenly appeared and asked.

"Yes!" Harry was hooked almost immediately.

"Look, freshly baked seafood pizza!" The group that got Italy couldn't help but shouted loudly.

"Hey meow!" Harry, who had not taken two steps, stopped, turned his head and shook his cat ears, looking at the steaming hot baked pizza, looking embarrassed. "Give me five of everything!" Harry shouted desperately, and Salazar was really worried that Harry would spoil his stomach.

"Ah, Harry, Salazar, so you are here!" Lily walked over holding James' arm, holding a potion in her hand, "Madame Pomfrey asked me to bring it, for Ha A powerful potion that protects the stomach."

"It's really timely." Salazar lamented Madam Pomfrey's wisdom, quickly grabbed Harry who was about to escape by the collar, took the potion that Lily brought, and poured it down familiarly, and poured it on Harry. After taking so many life-extending potions, now Salazar has almost mastered the skill of potting Harry.It's just that Harry's aversion to the nasty smell will make Harry depressed for a while.

"Harry, would you like to try some of my pickles?" Marietta of Ravenclaw asked, but Harry just raised his eyelids listlessly. "What's the matter? Are you feeling unwell?" Harry continued to be so depressed that he didn't even want to reply.Marietta stuck a toothpick in a small piece and waved it in Harry's face, but Harry ate it.

"Hey! Don't be so arrogant!" Salazar had a vein on his head, no matter how he looked at it, he wanted to be fed!

"It's too salty." It took almost five minutes for Harry to utter the short phrase, before continuing his dejected patrol.

"Qiu, is the kimchi I made really too salty?" Marietta asked her friend after she tasted it and found it to be quite good.

"Wait, I'll try it first." Qiu Zhang took a small piece of kimchi and put it in his mouth, and then looked like he was about to cry, "Marietta, your taste is too strong!" Qiu Zhang was salted I'm on the verge of tears.

"How on earth did they cook so much food?" When Harry was finally healed by fried fish, Hermione said inexplicably, "Even if the venue provided for them is large enough, there are only about ten people in each group, even if Each of them can make dim sum, but they still have to promote it, so it's impossible to be busy?" Hermione was incredulous at the high level of culinary skills shown by the students.

"Just let the house elves do it," Harry replied, squinting contentedly with a mug of warm milk tea.The weather in the UK at the end of October is already quite cold. According to today's weather forecast, the temperature will even drop to zero at night.

"But it's not fair!" said Hermione grimly. "Students who don't have house-elves at home don't have an advantage."

"Of course not," said Harry, sitting down on a bench, throwing himself away from Salazar to protest that Salazar had poured him such a nasty thing. "The food made by humans is not necessarily worse than that made by house elves, and most people can't tell the difference between food made by humans and food made by house elves. Taste is their first choice. And , it is their ability to win over the house elves from Hogwarts to help, isn't it?"

"But those students from pure-blood families have house elves in their homes!" Ron took the seat next to Harry, and he was also exhausted from patrolling. "The house-elves will come to Hogwarts to help if they order."

"Then they will be knocked out by the house-elves of Hogwarts." Harry continued, squinting his strange eyes.

"What?!" Harry's reply was completely unexpected by Ron and Hermione, and they both opened their mouths in surprise, "Neville! Have you ever heard that house-elves are such violent creatures?"

"What... what?" Neville who was passing by just running back to the castle to fetch some things asked inexplicably.He didn't hear what Harry and the others had just said at all. "But Harry, aren't you afraid of the cold?" Neville looked at Harry, who usually wrapped himself into a cotton candy when it got a little colder, but now he was still just outside his thin shirt and trousers when the temperature was approaching zero. Harry, who was only wearing a robe, still looked contented.

"Yeah, Harry, why aren't you afraid of the cold anymore?" Ron asked dumbfounded when Neville reminded him.

"Being frozen in Hogwarts for so many years, of course I have enough time to change this situation!" Harry said proudly, standing up, as if he himself was a moving billboard. "A warm-up belt that combines magic and technology with a smart chip!" Harry pushed his robe back a little so that his friends could see his belt, and Hermione and the others realized that Harry was wearing normal clothes The belt is completely different.Harry's warm-up belt was thicker than usual belts, and it was silver as a whole, with small red dots on it, which seemed to emit a faint light.A flat box-like structure that is almost integrated with the belt is located on Harry's side waist, and the belt buckle has several buttons and a transparent protective case that is supposed to prevent accidental touch .

Hermione guessed that the flat boxed structure was the heating device for the entire belt, which could be adjusted by the button on the belt buckle to obtain a satisfactory temperature.However, under normal circumstances, only the belt so large area is warm at all in cold weather, Hermione couldn't help thinking what kind of magic Harry used to ensure that the whole body would be warm, but found that they The surroundings were suddenly surrounded by a large group of people.

"This is not for sale, meow!" Harry seemed to immediately understand why those people surrounded him, and said hastily, as if he was very worried that his thermal belt would be taken away.He didn't even know that the fluff on the cat's ears that came out by himself was all standing up.

"Actually, Harry is still very afraid of the cold." Ron, who was pushed out by the crowd, said to Neville, who was also pushed out, to find a higher place to stand. Both of them are tall. It wasn't too difficult for them to see Harry surrounded by the crowd.

"But why are they interested in Harry's warming belt?" Neville was puzzled, "It was solved with the Warming Charm soon? And it's not very cold now."

"But if that thing is really useful, it is indeed worth commercializing." Remus said with a gentle smile, and began to explain under the puzzled eyes of Ron and Neville, "Although the Warming Charm is still very Useful, but when it's colder or in other places colder than England, sometimes casting a dozen warmth spells doesn't work very well. If it can be solved by just wearing a special belt, for those who hate being in It can be a very useful aid for those who wear more clothes in the cold and outdoor workers. This one doesn't even need to be tried again!"

"That said, Harry's belt looks really cool," Ron exclaimed, "but if only it could be cool in summer!"

"It would be great if it could keep out the rain!" Neville also said expectantly, and Remus smiled and said that he should talk to Harry because he was the inventor of the warming belt.

"Harry is really good at gathering people!" Helga, who stood on the head of the displeased Salazar with claws carved from wood, sighed. Agents for warmer belts haggled over prices.

"Helga! Get off my head!" Salazar ordered with bursting veins. If she hadn't been afraid of attacking Helga, she would have pulled her hair off. Salazar had already done so.He was already annoyed at being ignored by Harry before.

"Would you like some curry?" A slice of yellow-orange curry suddenly appeared in front of Salazar, making him step back reflexively, and then he recognized that the person holding the plate of curry was Gran, who was in the same grade as Harry. Fendor's boy, though Salazar couldn't remember who the dark boy who had dressed himself up like an Indian was.

"Delicious coffee~ curry lilly!" The Gryffindor boy suddenly sang, and then suddenly a group of boys dressed like him and girls dressed as Indian dancers appeared behind him , and singing with the boys before, "Curry yo yo~ curry curry! Curry curry!" The number of people is so large that it does not seem to be a group, and the Patil sisters are also wearing their national costumes, curry They showed off their belly dancing skills with surprising frequency, which made the eyes of other boys stand straight.

"Wait, Harry, why are there two groups?" Draco, who finally saw the clue, rushed over and asked Harry.Gryffindor's sixth year and Ravenclaw's sixth year also drew the country "India", and they actually cooperated!

"I never said that groups with the same theme cannot cooperate." Harry bought another box of fried dumplings at some point and ate them with salsa sauce.

"But Padma, she's a prefect!" said Hermione.

"Oh, this is considered a violation." Harry responded, but at this moment they found that the food in Harry's hand had turned into curry rice...

"What's wrong with me?" Padma Patil came over and asked, wearing her Ravenclaw school robes, the other prefects were taken aback for a moment, and immediately turned their heads to look at the crowd who were still dancing and promoting curry. There is a Padma.

"Padma, do you actually have three sisters in your family?" Anthony asked dumbfounded, even though he was also a Ravenclaw prefect, he had no idea what was going on.

"Don't be stupid! That's Lisa!" Padma said with her hips akimbo, looking speechless, "It's just a little transformation magic and confusion spell, it seems that they think a sense of symmetry is more perfect! That's why I didn't break the rules What!" Padma, who was afraid that she would implicate her classmates in the same hospital, said, "Eh? Where's Harry?" Padma asked suspiciously after she finished speaking and realized that Harry was no longer on the bench.

"I was taken away by the Snake Ancestor." Ron said with an expression that this kind of thing happened almost every day, and he got used to it.

"By the way, do you know what books Professor McGonagall sells?" Anthony asked, "What's the matter?" Anthony Goldstein, who saw Hermione and Padma suddenly fell silent, asked in confusion, and he became even more curious. What makes girls react like this?The curiosity of Ron and Neville was also aroused, and they began to stalk and ask what kind of books Professor McGonagall was selling.

"It's only for women and very few special men." After thinking for a long time, Hermione finally replied.

"Why only for these people?" Neville was even more puzzled.

"Because...well, most men probably won't be able to accept it." Hermione accepted it again.

"Anthony, do you know what kind of books are like this?" Ron asked, who finally decided to give up his own thinking.

"Uh, maybe... a romance novel with multiple men chasing one woman, with a bloody plot?" Anthony guessed uncertainly, "Girls seem to be quite crazy about such things." Ron and Neville seemed to believe it, Huh Min and Padma are very conflicted, should they let these boys misunderstand that it is that kind of novel?Or just tell them the truth.

It was nine o'clock, but the Hogwarts lawn was still bustling with activity, making the ghosts of Hogwarts wish they could be resurrected and join these students.But in this case, Salazar took Harry back to the castle, which made the ghosts, most of the ghosts, incomprehensible.

"Uncle S, are you sure it's okay to let daddy patrol instead of me?" Harry asked after walking quietly all the way into the Slytherin chamber.

"He used to be Head Boys anyway," Salazar replied, "and even if something goes wrong, there's old man Dumbledore!"

Harry became quiet again. Salazar turned his head to look at him, and found that Harry had started to eat food called sushi. The child's mouth really couldn't rest. Of course, it meant eating.

After eating the so-called deluxe sushi set meal, Harry cleaned up and walked to the place where their baby fetus was originally raised that had been converted into a nursery.Instead of changing clothes or bathing with disinfectant, Harry became lax about hygiene when their baby could finally be "born."For the healthy growth of the children, Salazar still preserved the original advanced Harry's laboratory (when Harry was doing biological experiments) is something that must be done.

In terms of childcare, although their child was only a month old, the couple had differences in parenting concepts. Salazar still couldn't understand why Harry wanted those artificial wombs to completely imitate the situation when a woman gave birth, so that the child Squeezed out of the constricted tubing, not straight out.Harry, on the other hand, believed that children born this way would be easier to raise.But their main disagreement right now is what to name their children.

"So, Uncle S, have you figured out what their names are?" Harry looked at the scene that appeared in the fairy tale Snow White, seven small cribs lined up in a row, with him and Sarah Cha Gene's babies are sleeping soundly inside.Although they seemed to be the only two irresponsible fathers in the room, the house elves kept an eye on the babies.

"No, how can we choose a name if we don't decide on the surname?" Salazar replied, "So I said to go to the Ministry of Magic to register them all as Slytherins first, so that it will be easier to name them!"

"No!" Harry immediately denied, "They should be named Potter! Potter is much better than Slytherin!"

"The surname of Slytherin is obviously more bold!" Salazar retorted, "The surname of Potter is too conventional, even Muggles are caught!"

"Routine is good," Harry said, "Slytherin is a name that makes signing papers a pain in the ass!"

"Can't Potter?" Salazar asked immediately, and the house-elf hurriedly cast a Silencing Charm on the babies.

"Writing Slytherin will definitely be a pain in the ass!" Harry said with certainty.

"Slytherin!" Salazar said with a vein on his forehead.

"The surname is Potter!" Harry narrowed his strange eyes slightly.

"Helga, come quickly! The two of them are arguing again!" Ghost Gray Lady quietly greeted her good friend from thousands of years ago.

"Here I am." Helga flew over with flapping wings, "Did they find any new reason for their quarrel?"

"Not yet," Gray Lady replied, "but it looks like it will be soon."

"It seems that Harry, you are already very experienced!" Salazar, who had no idea that there were two more eavesdroppers outside the door, continued, "I have been secretly practicing the surname Slytherin and preparing to accept the name Harry Slytherin." Yet?"

"No, I don't want to change my surname to Slytherin!" Harry said resolutely, "It is enough to write Slytherin on every contract! Of course, Uncle S, if you want to change your surname to Potter, I will very much agree."

"No matter how I change my surname, it can't be me!" Salazar's face darkened slightly, "Because you are the one below! According to tradition, you should have my surname, and the children also use my surname! Because I am the husband and you are the wife!"

"If I were a wife, the child should have my surname," Harry folded his arms and said with a sneer, "The wife puts so much effort into the pregnancy process, while the husband just provides some tadpoles containing half of his DNA. Fertilization The cytoplasm of the egg is provided by the mother body! This is like an asteroid being captured and integrated into it by a star, but no one would call that star an asteroid!"

"We are talking about the reproduction of living things, why are we talking about celestial bodies?!" Salazar roared a little out of control.

"Miniature nature and nature." Harry kept his tone calm. "When the human body is enlarged to molecules, is it not like the vast universe? When the universe is regarded as a whole and the galaxies are regarded as organs, it does not look like a biological body." What a look!"

"If the universe can be thought of as a living organism, what are humans?" Salazar asked.

"Quark," Harry replied, a stranger Salazar had never heard of.