[HP] SF Department Harry

If you want to ask Crookshanks what is the most regrettable thing it has done in this life, its answer must be to carry a group of wizards who don't understand spaceships and have to squeeze in to its home planet when the spaceship is seriously overloaded.

Although to be honest, Crookshanks, who was sent to Earth as a spy before this, actually didn't know what kind of bad situation would happen to the overload.But this does not mean that it is willing to use itself to try,

It's amazing that a spaceship that is 30.00% heavier than the current cat's spaceship is still able to fly the spaceship, although it is trembling all the way like epilepsy.But Salazar and the others left the galaxy safely.

Changing to the current perspective to watch the sky filled with stars made most people in the spaceship exclaim in amazement, except of course Salazar.

For Salazar, who traveled through the starry sky with Harry once when he was still a portrait, the speed of this spaceship was even too slow compared to Harry's flight by using Loren's energy.But he couldn't say anything, because he was squeezed against the metal wall of the spaceship and was about to become a cake.I didn't know who moved it just now, but everyone fell in the direction of Salazar in a clatter.

When they finally regained their balance and everyone got a certain space, other spaceships outside the spaceship appeared more frequently, but these spaceships did not greet each other, but avoided each other.And to be honest, because each spaceship flies so fast, it is impossible to see what other spaceships look like.

"No no no, don't touch that!" Crookshanks screamed, but Sirius hit a red button with his elbow, and a screen on the spaceship flashed words that the wizards couldn't understand, a red light Launched from the spaceship of the cat, it passed a group of spaceships not far away.Everyone on the spaceship was collectively ashamed.

"#&￥&%!" A strange roar sounded from the loudspeaker of the spaceship, and Bosmila and Julian, who understood what was said, turned pale and showed expressions of panic.

"What's wrong?" Lily asked, hoping to understand what the team of spaceships and Crookshanks were saying.

"We have provoked the Beastmen." Julian replied, "The Beastmen are famous in the universe for being easily angered and belligerent," he explained, "The ray launched by our spaceship just now was regarded as Provocative. And Crookshanks tried to explain what just happened as a ship malfunction."

"Then what's the current situation?" Mrs. Molly continued to ask, "Is it good or bad for us?"

"The current situation is at a stalemate," Bosmila replied this time, "but the situation is biased towards us, and the Beast Explosives are in a good mood today."

"That's a good mood?" Ron felt that no matter how he heard the other party was cursing.

"Their voice is like that." Julian simply explained.

"That means you don't have to worry about them attacking us...uh." As soon as Dumbledore finished speaking, Salazar touched another red button.A blue light was emitted from the spaceship of the cats, and it spread out like fireworks, and hit the spaceship of the orcs. They watched two of the spaceships explode under their noses, dumbfounded.

"&##￥%!" The Beastmen roared again, and the barrels of their spaceship formation were aimed at them, Crookshanks was frightened.

Julian quickly grabbed control of the spaceship, adjusted to the highest speed and began to escape, and an uncountable number of shells grazed the spaceship.As if under a red rain of death.

"Turn right thirty degrees in three seconds!" Ron shouted, and Julian chose the same way as him to avoid the attack of the orcs.And they succeeded!After doing this many times in a row, they successfully got rid of the pursuit of the Explosive Beastmen.Escape safely.

"How do you all know what to do?" James asked the young man on the spaceship curiously.

"Because of one of Harry's games." Fred spoke first.

"A Star Wars game from their company." George continued.

"Shortly after Julian took control of the spaceship," Ron tried to explain more clearly, "we all found that this was very similar to a scene in the first level of that new game."

"However, that part of the game is set in that a spy got important information but was discovered, so he escaped and hunted." Salazar, one of Harry's free game testers, also recalled blackly The amazing acquaintance between the scene and the game just now.If this is a coincidence, it would be too coincidental.

But no matter how powerful Harry is, it is impossible for him to manipulate the plot like this.

"You guys, don't touch anything on the spaceship except the floor!" Crookshanks who regained control of the spaceship said bullyingly.

"But..." Luna who had been silent all this time suddenly spoke.

"Nothing!" said Crookshanks grumpily.

"But I feel like my one is coming and I need to go to the bathroom," Luna said indefatigably.

"Then go!" Crookshanks said irritably, "The one with the sky blue button, press it four times!"

"Are there sanitary napkins on the spaceship?" Luna continued to ask, using a normal way of speaking.

"How could there be?!" Crookshanks asked rhetorically, "Even if it's a cat on earth, it won't come to my aunt, okay?!"

"Professor McGonagall may be more clear about this question." George replied after thinking for a while.

"Should have yelled at this time," Fred went on, "Which lady is wearing a pad!"

"Why is there a feeling of being ashamed to play..." Hermione murmured darkly.Luna got what she desperately needed, though, and hid in the bathroom.After Luna's seat was vacated, the people on the spaceship suddenly felt much more comfortable.

"How long will it take to reach Planet Meow?" Salazar asked.

"Based on Earth's time," Crookshanks replied after snapping a few buttons with its front paws, "it's about four hours."

"So long?" Julian frowned, "Can you catch up?"

"If His Highness ordered the customs to use the highest level of inspection on that spaceship," Crookshanks stroked its cat's beard, "the highest level of inspection will take about twelve hours, if there are suspicious items The inspection time will be extended."

"Even so, the time is very tight," Julian said after calculating for a while, "we just set off nearly seven hours later than the spaceship on Peverell... Can this spaceship withstand the space jump?" .”

"Normally yes," Crookshanks replied, "but under overload I'm not sure."

"Should the weight be reduced?" Dumbledore asked, "How exactly?"

"If we want to meet the standard... At least one-third of us have to be like cats." Julian replied after thinking about it.The faces of the wizards instantly became colorful, and they started arguing.

"I refuse to be a cat!" Salazar said first.

"Even if you stay human, it's no use now," James pointed out mercilessly.

"I'm useless?!" Salazar said with a sneer, with a blue vein popping up on his head, "Why don't you Gryffindor students accept becoming cats? Anyway, lions and cats are cats. "

"Even if it's the same cat, it's still a different species!" Sirius yelled to help James.

"Well, cats are more powerful." Luna said with hazy eyes, and the other wizards looked at her in black lines, wondering how this Ravenclaw girl could come to such a conclusion.

"Why do you think cats are stronger than lions, Luna?" Hermione asked puzzled.

"In terms of survivability, it is true that cats are more powerful." Luna said dreamily, "Wild lions are often full and hungry for several meals, but cats have a higher chance of successful hunting. If you take a step back, you can show cuteness to humans To eat. Cats can climb trees again, and their agility is higher. Last year, when my dad and I went to Siberia to look for bubble-nosed beasts, I even saw a black cat beat an adult brown bear and ran away! "

"Are you sure you're seeing a cat and not a mutant like Harry?" Ron asked.

"It must be a cat," Luna said firmly.

"Speaking of which, I don't know whose tabby cat is wandering around my house," Neville said in a low voice, "I often go to the nearby stream to catch water snakes to eat."

"Did the cat have any feud with the water-snake?" Adult wizards were skeptical of these stories about cats.

"That cat should happen to like the smell of snake meat very much." Hermione said, "Harry doesn't often stew snake meat? Cats are considered by many environmentalists to be a serious threat to local biodiversity. Threatened species. Not only do cats hunt a fairly wide range of organisms, but cats tend not to hunt just for food, they kill prey just for fun, not for hunger."

"Actually, I don't think you need to be so demanding that you only become cats," Bosmila said blackly, "you just need to become something that weighs as much or less than a cat, such as a Chihuahua. , hamsters, chinchillas, rabbits, chameleons or geckos, aren’t they all okay?”

[Why do I think cats are much better than these example creatures? ] thought the wizards with shame.

"You'd better decide quickly, or we won't be able to catch up." Julian said, and the expressions of the wizards became even more panicked.They discussed it again and finally made up their minds.

Both James and Lily chose to be transformed into cats, with James becoming a black cat with hazel eyes, and Lily being transformed into a yellow and white cat with green eyes.

Sirius was turned into a black fawn, Hermione into a chipmunk, and Ron into a red squirrel.Neville turned into a chubby guinea pig, and Luna chose to turn herself into a lop rabbit.Fred and George chose to become a golden lion tamarin together, and now they don't know where they climbed.But soon, Dumbledore is horrified to find the Weasley twins turned into marmosets hiding in his beard!Mrs. Molly's hamster got into Dumbledore's hat at some point.

[I always feel that turning these people into other creatures makes them more ferocious. ] Sarah, who maintained the human form with Dumbledore because of her powerful mana, so as to ensure that other people can be transformed back smoothly at that time, looked at the various creatures jumping up and down, the corners of her mouth twitching.Then, they finally flew into the special place where Julian said they could jump in space, and began to spin around.

When they thought they were going to be turned to death, they finally resumed driving smoothly again, turning into animals increased their sense of balance, and none of them felt uncomfortable.On the contrary, Salazar and Dumbledore both stayed in the bathroom for a long time.And then, they're finally on the verge of reaching Planet Meow!

"Next, we need to keep a low profile. We must not make those officers on Peverell Star suspicious." Bosmila kept repeating such sentences like chanting, which made others want to slap him.And as the distance got closer, the Meow Planet appeared more and more clearly in front of them.This is a planet dominated by pale green, dotted with blue stars, but the most special thing is that there are two triangular mountains floating on the planet, looking from a distance, it looks like an abstract cat head.

"What are those two triangles?" Ron asked. "A spaceship?"

"No," Crookshanks replied, "That's Ershan, the iconic natural landscape of Meow Planet, and also a famous tourist destination on Meow Planet."

"It seems very interesting, those two mountains are naturally floating..." Fred suddenly choked up in the middle of the sentence, because the spaceship suddenly trembled violently, which usually meant that it would not be a good thing.

"What's going on?" George asked aloud, his freckles crowding together.

"It seems that there is a mechanical failure," Crookshanks' paws crackled and pressed around, but the sharp siren sounded quickly.The spaceship spun out of control, and the faces of the people on the spaceship were terrified and twisted into strange expressions.

At this time, at the customs office on Planet Meow, Harry yawned lazily on the back of the chair that could automatically adjust the best curvature according to the size of the person sitting.All the officers sent by Star Peverell left the spaceship to receive inquiries, while Harry could stay on the spaceship with Joyce and Abiana.The cat customs inspectors who had been on the spaceship for inspection before saw Harry on the spaceship, which seemed to be one of the reasons why they were determined to take away all the officers of Peverell Star for questioning.And when the Peverell star officer was taken away, Harry, who had to stay here for an unknown period of time, decisively opened the food storage room on the spaceship, and began to sweep the food inside.He was a little tired now, though, so Harry stopped, yawned and rested.

"Neo, do you think they're coming back for you?" Joyce asked, and because of Harry, he and Abiana were also given a snack.

"Who?" Harry asked over his shoulder, opening a bottle of peach soda.

"Your Uncle S, and your parents." Abiana explained for Joyce, "Do you think they will chase you because they are worried about you?"

"They must have come." Harry replied calmly after taking a sip of his drink.

"Are you so sure?" Joyce asked, and Harry answered with too much confidence.

"Since the spaceship we are riding on has been tested so strictly by Planet Meow," Harry took another sip of soda, "then they will definitely come here and meet us on Planet Meow. And it seems," Haha Leigh pressed a few buttons on the ship and said, "Obviously they don't intend to get here in a normal way."

"It's not an ordinary way to get here? What do you mean?" Abiana was puzzled by Harry's words. At this moment, they saw a silver-white unknown object passing by the display screen of the spaceship, and then the spaceship There was an astonishing loud noise outside, and Abiana and Joyce hurriedly got up and ran to the window, only to find that a spaceship had slanted into the ground where the spaceship was docked, and there was still ominous black smoke.Rescuers rushed over with fire extinguishers and first aid equipment. Amidst the black smoke, vaguely, several figures seemed to climb out of the spaceship, but they disappeared soon after. "Those, are they?"

"Yeah, that's them." Harry casually opened a bag of potato chips.

"My God!" Joyce said, resting his forehead in relief. "If I were those cats, I would take this as a failed suicide attack. This way of appearance is too thrilling."

"It's impossible to expect them to do otherwise." Harry said, and then left the cabin with his large bag of potato chips and two skewers of barbecue. Joyce and Abiana didn't pay attention to him for a second, He disappeared.But even if Harry is gone now, the two of them are not worried at all. If someone really confronts Harry, in the eyes of Joyce and Abiana, no matter how you think about it, it is with Harry The right one.