[HP] SF Department Harry

It was a gathering of the "old men" of the Brain Explosion Science Fans' Association, but for some irresistible and inexplicable reason, all the wizards who came to the meeting in the end.Since none of the girls came, after a few calculations, they decided to ask for a box in Hogsmeade's Sanba broom, where they drank and chatted.

At this kind of reunion of old classmates, the topics of chatting are nothing more than a series of questions such as what work did you do after graduation, whether you have a lover, whether you are married, and whether you have a child.

As for their group of wizards, they had a pretty good life after graduating from Hogwarts, and everyone found their favorite jobs.But after all, most of them haven't graduated for too long, so the topic quickly turned to anecdotes that happened around them or some gossip that came from hearsay.

After a few glasses of wine, Bryce Zabini suddenly suggested that everyone tell what kind of girl they like the most.As soon as this proposal came out, it caused a small burst of booing.They blushed and whistled.

"What's there to say, most of us have girlfriends or even married." Draco Malfoy, who graduated from the same academy as Bryce, objected.

"Haha, Draco, don't you mean that you have a crush on someone but have never had the courage to confess?" Blaise Zabini laughed and stood up on the chair, "What are you afraid of, anyway, the girls are not here today! But yes Let's see if everyone has found the lover of their dreams!"

"I don't mind saying it," said Eli, the first president of the Brain Explosion Science Lovers Association, holding a glass of wine. "After comparing with your ideal, you will actually find that what you like is better than what you liked before." The scope is much wider. But I think it’s not appropriate to limit it to women, after all, we also have people who choose to be with the same sex here, so it’s better to be the ideal person in your mind!”

"That's not fun!" Several hisses sounded, "Harry, don't you mind?" Then someone shouted.

"Tell me the type of girl you like?" Harry calmly ate a piece of Cherry Montblanc, "Sure."

"This... Harry, do you want to participate in this topic?" Ron was stunned, stuttered and asked quickly.

"It's just chatting, not to mention that ideals and reality can't be completely unified." Harry licked the dessert spoon after eating Mont Blanc, "Many people may never meet an ideal girl in their lifetime!"

"Why do you suddenly feel that this topic has become a bit heavy..." Ernie's forehead drooped with a black line.

"Harry, aren't you dissatisfied with Snake Ancestor recently because of conflicts with him?" Ron asked in a low voice.

"No, we get along very well." Harry replied slightly surprised, "Why do you think, Ron, that Uncle S and I have a relationship crisis?"

"Uh... Maybe it's because I think married people will avoid such topics?" Ron scratched his hair and said with some embarrassment, "In case what we chatted here reaches the ears of our partners... ..."

"Ron, are you worried that Hermione will think too much? If it really arrives, just tell the truth." Harry narrowed his eyes slightly and said comfortably, and took another mango smoothie. "Hermione is very smart. Although she may be a little silly when she falls in love with you, as long as you don't really empathize, she will believe you. My mother once said whether a man loves you or not. She, a smart woman can tell by looking at her eyes. Although I don't know the reason for this, maybe it's the inherent sensitivity of women."

"But at that time, before we dated, Hermione didn't show that she knew I liked her?" Ron was still a little skeptical.

"She knows, but you don't know your own feelings." Harry said bluntly, "She waited for you to express your opinion, but why didn't you take any action, and you didn't think of her first at the dance? "Harry spread his hands helplessly.

Ron, who really couldn't refute this matter, was silent. If it wasn't for Harry's strong intervention, the relationship between him and Hermione, even as friends, might have ended.But then again, even though Harry was even a few months younger than them in terms of age, how could he look at these issues so maturely?Ron still finds it amazing.

"If you don't want to talk, I can help you cover." Harry whispered to Ron.

"Uh... Well, I think, maybe we don't have to..." Ron was a little ashamed. Originally, he was worried that such a topic would be bad for Harry. After all, Sara looked quite possessive, what should I say? After a few words, Harry was asked to cover for him instead?

"I... also want to be covered..." Neville, who was sitting on the other side of the two, said shyly. He was already married to Hannah. To be honest, Hannah was in line with his ideal girl. He was very satisfied with Neville's appearance, whether it was character or appearance, but letting him, who had always been very shy, say these things would kill him.

"Okay, I understand." Harry quietly blinked at the two of them with strange eyes, and at this time the others were already urging Bryce Zabini, who initiated the proposal, to be the first to say what his ideal girl was look like.Of course, Bryce didn't hold back either. After drinking a large glass of butterbeer, he answered the question he asked openly.

"The ideal girl in my mind, hiccup, I like the kind of girl with a cute personality," Bryce Zabini said happily after hiccupping, "anyone with a cute face is ok." , of course it would be the best if you have a hot body!"

"That so-called angel face with a devil figure." As soon as Bryce finished speaking, everyone encouraged Eli, who was the second to speak, to tilt his head with his arms in his arms and think seriously, "My ideal girl Well, I like girls with beautiful eyes and good skin, who have a straightforward personality and have a fleshy figure, which is sure to be particularly nice to hold."

"As for the feeling of hugging, I also like the fleshy one!"

"Yeah, I feel like I'm holding my bones because I'm too skinny, it's so disgusting!" Eli's words probably touched several people who had the same idea. Even if it wasn't their turn, they still rushed to express their opinions , but anyway, this is not a serious occasion, not to mention that everyone originally wanted to make fun of each other.

"For me, I like gentle girls," Cedric said with a smile, "You don't have to be too strong, it's good to be a little bird."

"And it's pretty!"

"Hey! Isn't this Qiu Zhang 1

"Your life is good, boy!" The older gang booed at Cedric, and his answer was not explosive at all.Cedric was of course married to Qiu Zhang, who was already a girlfriend at Hogwarts, and the wedding was held in the glass chapel of the hotel under Harry's name, which made Harry happy, And now little Diggory was almost born.

"Little Ronnie, you can't do this!"

"That's right, little Harry is needed to help cover!" Fred and George who overheard Harry and Ron's chat for some reason suddenly said aloud, which shocked Ron and Neville.

But before Ron could complain about his two older brothers who were always teasing him, Fred and George volunteered to "expose" their ideal girl.These two are indeed twins. Even under the strong request of everyone, instead of speaking one by one as before, but answering together, the answers of these two answers are still almost the same.The twin connection is incredible.

When it was Harry's turn, he rarely made a fuss or took the topic away, but answered the question honestly. This is the answer, so that everyone can't be specific about how to evaluate it.When he was with the Snake Ancestor, people thought that he should be relatively harsh in this regard, but Harry said that as long as it is pleasing to the eye, even non-living things are fine... But the authenticity of this answer seems to be quite high Yes, after all, Salazar Slytherin appeared as a living portrait in the first place.

Unknowingly, before several people, including Ron and Neville, were questioned, the topic had turned to the other side, and now the group of young wizards began to discuss the girls' figures went.

"Speaking of which, have you noticed?" Bryce Zabini said a little sadly, he probably drank a little too much, and the dark brown skin can still see obvious blush, "Gryffindor and Hercules Chippaqi has the most hot girls, Ravenclaws come next, and our Slytherin girls look flat compared to girls from other houses!"

"It seems that there is such a thing. Speaking of which, the girl with the busiest bust we met when we were in school was from Gryffindor. It should be in the same class as Harry and the others. It seems to be called Lavender Brown. Come?" MiG said approvingly.

"Now that I think about it, Lavender Brown's body is indeed quite hot," Ernie agreed. "Of course, several of our Hufflepuff girls are also quite good."

"So it's true that Ravenclaw and Slytherin girls are relatively less sexy?" Ron, who had been trying to keep silent and reduce his sense of presence just now, couldn't help but said, "Is it because we were the only ones like that at that time?" Has this phenomenon already happened?"

"do not know……"

"I haven't studied it..." Everyone discussed it in a rustling manner, but did not come to a conclusion.

"My mum's... in good shape too," Neville said bravely, "and so is Harry's mum."

"Although our mother's figure is not good, but the bust is quite plump!" Fred and George said with a smile, "However, she is much better than Umbridge!"

"Umbridge, evil!" When the name Umbridge was mentioned, several of them looked like they were going to vomit, even those who graduated from Slytherin College.

"Professor McGonagall is still in good shape now, and it must have been better when she was young. Professor Sprout, I don't know what her figure was like when she was young, but it's really not very good now." Cedric carefully counted him The ones that come to mind now, "Mrs. Pomfrey and Mrs. Pince...they are about average in stature, but I don't know what college they used to be in. My mother's figure...should be okay."

"Harry's mother's bust is slightly bigger than my mother's..." Draco, who was silent before, said, "My mother and the three sisters, the bust of my mother's three sisters should be Aunt Bella..."

"But it may also be an illusion caused by her often wearing revealing clothes." Regarding Draco's statement, Harry commented.

"Not to mention the whole figure, but just the bust," Eli said, clasping his hands to support his chin, "there is indeed such a pattern as Zabini said."

"But why is this happening?" Neville murmured puzzled.

"I have an unreliable guess." Harry said while drinking juice. He basically finished all the snacks they ordered by himself. Now that there are no snacks on the table, he can only rely on drinking to satisfy his hunger.

"Speak quickly!"

"What guess, tell me!" Everyone started booing, and everyone urged Harry to speak quickly this time.

"This has something to do with the representative animals of the four houses of Hogwarts." Harry said, the others looked at Harry in a daze, not knowing what he meant, "Among the four representative animals of Hogwarts There are two kinds of mammals, one is a bird, and the other is a reptile. These four animals do not need to suckle as eagles and snakes, but birds have a special breastbone structure, but snakes... have you seen that Does a snake have a chest?"

"..." [Although it sounds ridiculous, why do I think this is the truth? ! ] After hearing Harry's guess, the young wizards clasped their heads and shouted in their hearts.

After the party, when Salazar stopped by to pick Harry up, he saw the constipated faces of the group who were hesitant to speak. Salazar, who suspected something was wrong, asked Harry.

"Did something happen to you at the party?" Salazar asked with a slight bow.

"No, just chatting by the way." Harry said calmly, but the little friends who had just finished chatting with him and drank wine were not at all calm in their hearts, and did not expect Salazar to come back to pick him up. They had to be thankful that they didn't drink Harry just now, otherwise Salazar would never let them go.

After a polite farewell, everyone went back to their daily lives and worked hard for their lives. I don’t know when, the mysterious rumor that going to Slytherin House might affect the development of girls’ bust size was spread inexplicably in the magic world , and even affected some girls' choice of house when they attended Hogwarts, and Harry, who was likely the source of this rumor, pretended he didn't know anything.