true love waxy and sweet

Qin Tan's favorite thing to do in this life is to sleep until noon, wake up without shaving, have breakfast delivered to the bedside table, and then throw himself on the sofa with potato chips and beer in his arms to watch the live broadcast and replay of the football game Continue to sleep until the next morning.To put it bluntly, it means sleeping, eating, eating and sleeping, carefree and heartless like a pig, nestling at home and growing fat happily.So when he got home at four o'clock in the morning, he finally decided to take a vacation for himself. Without brushing his teeth, he was wearing a suit and jumped into the bed with a diving movement. Less than two hours later, his mobile phone rang loudly. Blue veins burst out in his hands, and he has the heart to kill.

"Hello? You'd better give me a reasonable reason, otherwise you will bring yourself to death."

Gritting his teeth, he tore off the tie around his neck, and glanced at his watch, it was not yet six o'clock in the morning.

"Hey, get up, let's have morning tea together, and then go fishing at Senjiang Fishing Ground."

Ji Qi's lazy voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"Stop fishing, hang me, give me a rope and I will hang myself."

"You die after fishing, we still need people to drive."

These words are tantamount to adding fuel to the flames. Among the Four King Kongs, Qin Tan's fishing skills are the worst. This is to put it mildly, basically he has never caught creatures with long fins.Going down with a pole is almost nothing but running hooks or running hooks. It’s hard to get something. It’s either a bum or a frog. Needless to say, the water grass and rubber shoes are unlucky. It was quite heavy, and when it was pulled up with vigor, it turned out to be a floating corpse at the bottom of the water with no human shape but only a skeleton!Not to mention that sometimes a water snake crawls all over the ground with a pull hook, which scares the fishermen sitting next to him. The old fishermen who heard about his power all hid away, for fear of threatening their lives.The Four King Kongs are the Four King Kongs, they are tough enough, and they laughed and said that they go fishing with him, they are rich in resources and have a space-occupying function.Nearly all the nearby fishing grounds have blacklisted him, and Ji Qi and the others were also turned away, so besides sea fishing and river fishing, any new fishing ground that they don't know about is like discovering a new fishing ground. Like the New World.

"Give me an hour."

Qin Tan knows those three sluts too well, if he hangs up the phone and continues to sleep, they will take turns torturing him in the next day until he doubts his life until he dies.

"One hour? After brushing your teeth and washing your face, do you still need to take a bath, change clothes, put on makeup and put on perfume? Miss Qin, I'll give you 10 minutes. We're already downstairs."

Delaying tactics fail.

Three minutes later, when Qin Tan sprayed foam on his cheeks and shaved half of his beard, Zhang Meiyang opened the door and let the two sluts in.Zhang Meiyang has the habit of doing morning exercises, she wakes up at five o'clock in the morning every morning and goes for a morning run. Compared with Qin Tan, who has a stubbled face, he looks like he is sprinkled with water in the morning vegetable market. Like a tomato, the whole body is refreshing and shiny.

"Hey, Comrade Qin, why is there no vitality on his face full of bitterness and hatred? It's the time to fight. Be careful of getting old before you get old."

The one who spoke was Ding Tong, one of the Four King Kongs.He is also one of the bad friends in the dormitory of Qintan University. After graduation, the other brothers in the dormitory get married and start their own businesses.He is the shortest of the four, just over 1.7 meters. But he is beautiful, with smooth skin and smooth face like cream. His family background is good at antique business. He has been fascinated by it since he was a child. Very researched.After graduating, I found a courtyard in the old streets and alleys and opened a teahouse. I occasionally tasted gold and graphite treasures. I shaved my hair on weekdays and wore black cloth shoes in short jackets. I hung a few cages of thrush myna on the roof of the house, and put rattan chairs on it when I was free. Tasting tea with a group of literati and elegant guests in the yard to exchange ideas and exchange ideas, the small life is not to mention how nourishing, people in their thirties look like 20-year-old boys, and they can talk and have a good appearance, which makes those little girls fascinated There are five fans and three ways, but they can't turn the corner.I have been single for so many years, so it is no wonder that some girls who are eager to marry want to grab one of them to develop friendship. As for the Four King Kong, if you get acquainted with each other, you can always get one.

"Da Zhang and I are born to work hard, how can we compare with you."

After shaving and wiping his face, Qin Tan tidied up a little and consciously took the car keys. He had already planned in advance to wait on these uncles in a while, got off the pole, sat on the fishing chair and covered his face. wearing a hat, passed out while sunbathing and continued to play dead.

Several people were sitting in the car discussing where to go for breakfast. Ding Tong suggested going to Dayue Building, but Qin Tan immediately refused.In the end, Ji Qi mentioned a place to go, but he didn't say what to eat. The journey was mysterious, but no one refuted it. Among the four, Ji Qi was the only one who could cook well, and Lao Huo Soup was absolutely outstanding.The cooking skills of the other three people can only be described as hard to swallow. Qin Tan's dishes were full of warning signs and he couldn't eat them at first glance.Especially Ding Tong's pair of 'skillful hands', scrambled eggs and fried rice could force four people into food poisoning and send them to the hospital for emergency treatment, and also caused Ji Qi, who was already picky about his appetite, to have anorexia for more than half a month.

The car drove to the suburbs, turned seven turns and finally stopped in the front yard of a single-family two-story building. As soon as I got out of the car, I smelled a particularly pleasant sweet smell, the aroma of rice.There was a sound of frying oil, and there was a lively stir-frying sound in the room. The choking smell of spicy pepper rushed into the nose, and several people coughed one after another.

A black and thin man who was smoking in front of the room came over, shook Ji Qi's hand very familiarly, and went in without saying anything. After a while, he brought out a few tables, chairs and benches with a half-sized man, and several people rushed to help set them up. After a while, a few simple rural women came out with bowls and chopsticks.

Ding Tong rubbed his hands in anticipation, but when the dishes were served, his eyes dimmed and his face was full of disappointment, and he lowered his voice when the host left.

"I said there is something delicious, but it doesn't seem to be anything special."

Ji Qi didn't speak, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he picked up a spoon and blew on the rice porridge in the bowl, the heat gradually dissipated, and he started to eat by himself.

Zhang Meiyang has always paid little attention to food and has a more easy-going personality, so she quickly grabbed chopsticks to smooth things over.

"Hungry, hungry, eat."

Qin Tan was really hungry. Last night was exhausting after being tired all night. At this moment, his stomach was constricted, and he smelled the aroma of the food. He didn't wait for others to eat with chopsticks.

Ding Tong muttered a few words, seeing no one was paying attention, he also picked up his chopsticks.

The rice porridge is very sweet at first bite, the sweetness of corn at the root of the tongue, millet corncobs mixed with some unknown grains, holding a large bowl in your hand, but it is thick, glutinous, sweet and smooth, not enough for a few bites .

The plate looks plain and light. A plate of shredded cucumbers fried with curd ear tip, chewing it is full of fragrance, a small plate of bamboo shoots soaked in red oil with a few shreds of day lily is tender and crisp, fried and sliced ​​puff pastry eggs are covered with The balsamic vinegar and sesame oil sauce sprinkled with green and red crushed peppers, and the enoki mushrooms and lamb slices mixed with pickled peppers are golden in oil stars.As soon as you look at the green mountains and green waters, the morning dew has not yet dispersed, the cool breeze in your ears is cool, and the impetuousness in your heart suddenly disappears.Ding Tong is convincing, those who know how to enjoy are those who know how to play, no matter how high the mountains and rivers are, they can’t hide from the eyes of foodies and Taobao.

After dinner, a few people lay on the deck chairs of the boss's house with toothpicks in their mouths, lazily stretching their hands and feet. They couldn't move their legs for a long time. They just wanted to blow the breeze and fell asleep like this.Lazily rested for more than two hours before getting up and setting off.

Several people sat down by the pond in the fishery, the three of them were very lively, chatting happily around the bait hook, Qin Tan fell asleep almost as soon as he took the hook off the seat.This time he fell into a dark sleep, and when he woke up, it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon.The few people around were still staring at the fishing rod quietly, cursing secretly in their hearts, these bitches didn't even yell for lunch, they just got up and went looking for something to eat.

The text message on the mobile phone sounded, so I ignored it.

It rang again after 30 seconds and continued to ignore.

Then it rang almost every 30 seconds, and then the phone rang, and the frequent reciprocation was very persistent, quite a bit of Ji Qi's style.

Qin Tan suppressed his anger and took out his mobile phone to look at it, completely surrendering.

"I'm drinking coconut milk on the beach in Phuket with the sea breeze blowing. I've made up my mind. I'm going to play all over Southeast Asia. I'll come back to see you when I've played enough. I'll give you a surprise then! Hurry up and give it to me." Clean the house, get ready for a change of clothes, and remember to buy my usual shampoo. Don't let me see your empty wine bottles and smelly socks. When I arrive, I will pick you up quickly. I will bring you a gift. I will soon find out that I am wearing a bikini I'll show you if the photo looks good, that's all, bye!"

The call time was very short, and Qin Tan ended the call without even a chance to say no.He stood there in a daze, and after a while, he received a photo. In the photo was a long-haired woman taking a selfie, wearing a very Nanyang-style bikini swimsuit with black flowers and blue bottom. The wide sun hat almost covered her small face. She stopped, only showing her lips with bright lipstick.

For a moment, he wanted to throw the phone directly into the fish pond.

On an ordinary day, Ji Qi caught a big catfish and two carp. The total weight of these fish was about forty catties.Zhang Meiyang and Ding Tong also caught a good harvest. They caught eleven crayfish, large and small, and Qin Tan caught one crayfish.

On the way back, the three humble guests thought that Qin Tan had a serious expression on the way because he had a bad start, and Ding Tong comforted him with great concern.

"Don't be sad, you can't catch fish anyway."

"Ge Yuan is back."

Zhang Meiyang, who was gnawing bread for fishing and didn't eat lunch, suddenly choked, covered her mouth and coughed violently, recovered after a while, grabbed a bottle of water handed over by Ding Tong and poured it into her mouth a few times Mouth, the throat is as hot as fire, take a closer look at the glass bottle in your hand, it is a bottle of old white dry.