The right way to be a lunatic

Chapter 1. Idiot Fans and Little Rabbit Mantou [Male god has a bad temper]

Tang Yu was very nervous. He pushed down the hat on his head, touched the box in the bag, took a deep breath, and restrained his beating heart.

Tiptoely stepping on the soft carpet, I suddenly heard a voice that only appeared on the TV—"Life assistant?"

A female voice replied: "Don't be too picky, these few are already the best-tempered."

Tang Yu subconsciously looked towards the source of the voice.

The man stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, the sunlight behind him shone down, blurring his face.

"Huh?" The man and Tang Yu looked at each other for a moment.

Tang Yu's heart beat a little faster, just like the moment he saw his poster.

"Just him."

The woman turned her head in surprise and saw Tang Yu standing there, and yelled helplessly, "I'm not here for an interview."

"Sign him, and I'll take pictures." The man passed Tang Yu, and looked down at him with indifference.

When Tang Yu flipped through the contract in a daze, and saw the words of the confidentiality clause, he finally came to his senses.

"Me? Life assistant? But I have no experience."

Hu Yue smiled affectionately, "Can you cook? Can you make coffee? Can you make tea? Can you take care of others?"

When Hu Yue asked, Tang Yu nodded once.

"Last point, are you in a good temper?"

Tang Yu thought for a while that no one had ever said that he had a bad temper, so he nodded again.

Hu Yue's smile has become much more sincere, probably because Tang Yu is young and has a baby face, he is satisfied with everything except inexperience, well, experience is even worse, when compared with others, you will find yourself Entertainers are so difficult to deal with.Hu Yue's [-]-point sincerity is bound to sign someone for his ancestor.

"Look at the treatment, a one-month probationary period, and then become a regular."

Looking at the content of the contract, Tang Yu opened his mouth slightly. The good treatment was beyond his imagination.

Hu Yue was very satisfied with his reaction, "Do you know who that person was just now?"

Tang Yu's ears turned slightly red, "Su-Qian." The last word shocked his tongue like an electric current.

As a slick manager, Hu Yue naturally wouldn't let go of his reaction, "You know him?" Her eyes lit up.

Tang Yu buried his head, who wouldn't know the national male god who was voted on the Internet.

Not to mention myself... "I... I am his fan!"

Hu Yue let out a laugh, and now half of her heart is relieved, the fans are very good, so you don't have to worry that he doesn't care, but you are afraid that the child will be disillusioned at that time.

She clapped her hands, explained some basic information about Su Qian, and bewitched, "How about it, do you want to try?"

Tang Yu actually didn't hesitate. Although he studied art, to be honest, compared with his younger sister, he felt that he was not really talented in this aspect.And he doesn't reject taking care of people, let alone taking care of his male god.

As for following the male god 24 hours a day, it's not difficult at all, it's a benefit, okay? !

In fact, it was a coincidence that Tang Yu printed his resume and planned to find a job next week when he came out this time, but he handed over his first resume today. Hu Yue asked him about his family situation. A sister who is three years younger than him, and who doesn't have a girlfriend who won't distract her.

Tang Yu signed his name one stroke at a time. He watched Party A sign Su Qian's unruly and unrestrained signature. His eyes were bent into crescents. He was probably the luckiest fan in the world.

Hu Yue gave Tang Yu another stack of materials, "Is it okay to come to work the day after tomorrow?" Then she explained: "If all goes well, Su Qian will join the filming team next week, and you two have a good time getting in touch with each other these few days."

Tang Yu's eyes lit up, "Is the male god really going to be in the play directed by Bai Ze?"

Hu Yue was amused by the address he blurted out, and rubbed his little messy curly hair after taking off his hat, "Yes, very happy?"

The corner of Tang Yu's mouth curved, and his face turned into three small crescents, his joy was beyond words.

"Of course I'm happy. You don't know what to say to your fans? They said that male gods can only make TV dramas, and they said that their master is going to be in Director Chen's movie again. This is a slap in the face. How can Chen Qingyu talk to Bai? What about Director Ze?"

Speaking of Chen Qingyu, Tang Yu twitched the corners of his mouth. He really didn't have a good impression of the director who had rumored that he was playing with young boys. However, those boys were all fourteen, and none of them were willing to come forward to testify. In the end, they just couldn't Let it go.

Hu Yue put on a serious face, "Nonsense, you have to be stricter when you go outside." Immediately afterwards, she laughed again, seeing that this young man really liked Su Qian, and patted him on the head: "Tell us about Yes, if you say it, you will cause trouble for your male god, just call me Sister Yue."

Tang Yu felt that Hu Yue was quite nice, and could see that she was not really angry just now, so he nodded, "I won't talk nonsense, sister Yue, just call me Xiaoyu."

The door was pushed open before the words were finished.

The 1.8-meter-five man walked in, fixed his eyes on Hu Yue's hand on Tang Yu's head, stopped in his tracks, and snorted coldly, "You are so grown up, childish or not, you still have to be called by nicknames, don't call them."

Hu Yue raised her brows, "It's hard for me to recruit an assistant for you. You lose your popularity and you can handle it yourself." Turning her head to comfort Tang Yu: "Xiao Yu, he has a bad temper and has been with him for a long time. I know that he is hard-spoken and soft-hearted, come on, call Su Ge."

Tang Yu was really not angry, he was just a little funny, and mustered up the courage to look up at the man's eyebrows and eyes, deep facial features, sword eyebrows into the temples, slightly narrow peach eyes, the color of the eyes is not pure black, with a bit of smoky gray, The thin lips are slightly raised, and when he stares at you, you can't help but make your heart skip a beat.

So many people say that Su Qian is a half-blood prince who is cold outside and hot inside, but Tang Yu knows that his mouth is a natural smile. If he is really happy, there should be a smile in his eyes, and the curvature of his mouth should be more Upturned.

"Brother Su..." Tang Yu didn't dare to look any further, his ears were already red.

Su Qian kept silent, staring at Tang Yu's disheveled curly hair, and the corners of his lips slightly turned down showed that he was really in a bad mood.

He took out a key and threw it on the table, "Let Sister Yue tell you the address, I will have dinner until six o'clock tomorrow." The voice was cold.

Tang Yu was stunned for a moment, Su Qian had already turned around and left, and slammed the door behind him before leaving.

Hu Yue frowned. Although Su Qian had a bad temper, it was considered rude to get angry at a stranger.

Hu Yue planned to go back and talk to him carefully, but Tang Yu over there had already picked up the key, and said with an idiot face: "I actually have the key to the male god's house."

Hu Yue lifted the corner of his mouth feebly and swallowed the comforting words, "...It is written in the contract that you need to live in Su Qian's house and be responsible for his three meals a day. It is written in the menu information. To supervise his work, rest and diet, Su Qian is a bit picky, you may need more..."

Tang Yu threw away his schoolbag and turned around, "Long live, I'm going to live with the male god."

Hu Yue: "..." What can she say if one is willing to hit and the other is willing to suffer?It's just that I sincerely hope that his fans will last longer, and don't turn his fans to black.Hu Yue prayed secretly.

Hu Yue walked with Tang Yu and introduced Su Qian's situation. When he looked up, he saw a slender figure sitting on the sofa. Many people beside him had already secretly raised their mobile phones to take pictures. Although there are many celebrities in this building, but Some famous people like Su Qian usually use special passages to avoid trouble.

Hu Yue stepped on her high heels and yelled in a low voice: "You still dare to stay here? Wait until the paparazzi will follow."

Su Qian twitched the corner of his mouth: "Let's write it, it just needs hype."

Hu Yue raised his forehead, what kind of medicine did he take wrongly? Although Su Qian also said before that besides frivolous news, he even let go of it recently, saying that frivolous news can also be hyped, but today it is obviously wrong.

Su Qian walked beside Tang Yu, who was a head taller than Tang Yu who was 1.7 meters five.

Tang Yu still felt quite oppressed, so he picked up a safe topic and said, "Brother Su, can you give me your phone number."

"Su Qian."

"Huh?" Tang Yu raised his head nervously.

Su Qian didn't look at him, put his hands in his pockets, and said coldly, "Call me Su Qian."

Tang Yu scratched his head, hugged the bag tightly in his arms, and muttered, "Su... Su Qian."

It's not that he really doesn't want to call, but for some reason, he feels an inexplicable sense of shyness when calling the name of the person he likes, and his voice is much weaker.

"Qian, gallop freely, plug in the horse."

Tang Yu's ears trembled, and he replied in a low voice: "Well, it's very... nice."

Su Qian didn't speak any more, took the sunglasses handed over by Hu Yue and put them on, covering the bottomless chill.

Hu Yue was making a phone call, and Su Qian stood on the side of the road with a big stab, and stopped a taxi with his long arms stretched out.

Tang Yu wondered that Su Qian dared to take a taxi with such a face?Hu Yue pressed the phone and blinked with some doubts.

Su Qian looked at Tang Yu's stupefied look and said "tsk" impatiently, "What are you doing in a daze? Get in the car."

Before Tang Yu recovered from the surprise, Su Qian frowned, staring at the bag he had never missed all the way, "Is there anything to eat in your bag? I'm hungry."

"Ah?" Tang Yuhong opened his backpack and took out a lunch box with his ears open.

The corners of Su Qian's mouth twitched slightly, but he quickly suppressed it. He took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the driver, saying, "I'll be there on time tomorrow." He went to the nanny called by Hu Yue with a lunch box that didn't match his image. car.

"……it is good."

Tang Yu stared blankly at Su Qian who had left in the dust. At this moment, he felt that there might be no more happy little fan in the world than him. Not only did he become the male god's assistant, but he was with him 24 hours a day, and the male god He also took away his well-prepared gifts.

If the taxi is not too small, he really wants to run laps! ! !

"What was that called Su...qian just now?" the driver asked suddenly, saving him from endless pink bubbles.

Tang Yu couldn't help grinning, "Yes, isn't he handsome?"

It was probably because Tang Yu's tone and expression were too contrived, and the driver couldn't help but laugh, "My daughter likes him too."

Tang Yu excitedly began to talk to him about how handsome and hardworking his male god is, how good he is...

The driver continued, "My daughter said she would marry him in the future."

Tang Yu shut his mouth immediately, and said coldly: "...Oh, turn right at the next intersection and I have to get off."

The voice changed from the warmth of spring to the twelfth lunar month in an instant, frightening the driver for a moment, and continued to tease him, "Say more, I'll go back and coax my girl."

Tang Yu's voice squeezed out from between his teeth, "Stop here, thank you, thank you."

Tang Yu got out of the car with the driver's change in his pocket, but his empty schoolbag was filled to the brim.

The driver was still a little regretful why Tang Yu didn't say more, and he went home and talked about it so that he could coax his daughter who will have her tenth birthday tomorrow...

Tang Yu, who didn't know the truth, was currently typing a paragraph on Weibo, "@糖鱼: There are so many rivals in love, I'm so good!!"

Then he took the digital board and drew today's story, but only modified it, everyone thought it was his brain hole.

After all, Tang Yuer has already drawn the childhood stories of these two protagonists.

Of course, considering that Tang Yu has only a few fans, and his deliberate Q version of the painting style, no one knows who he is painting.

In the middle of the night, Tang Yu rolled around with his pillow in his arms and yawned, wondering if the steamed buns were cold today?

***

"What is this?" Hu Yue was curious.

Su Qian didn't make a sound, just took out his mobile phone and clicked on the thing in his hand to take a photo.

Then he bit off one of the long ears of the steamed bun, and the faint smell of milk came out.

Hu Yue was hooked by the smell, and stretched out Kou Hong's fingernails, trying to grab a piece.

Su Qian raised his hand and despised her height with strength.

Hu Yue said bitterly: "With such a high calorie content, dinner tonight is gone."

Su Qian snorted and laughed.

Like a traveler who has been hungry for a long time in the desert, he ate the white and fat little bunny bun with milk one bite at a time.

Hu Yue didn't even share any scum.

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