On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids
Chapter 13
Her heart was pounding in her chest, and the heat was rising. Even if she didn't look in the mirror, Lan Xi could feel her cheeks being unreasonably hot.
Looking carefully at Lu Zi's reply, he suddenly cheered, threw the phone aside, and rolled happily on the bed.
So happy!
Not only was there no reproach as imagined, but the one he liked even replied to him!
Then, have you read his other long reviews?Have you ever felt his deep love?Have you ever had a little desire to be friends with him?
Lancey covered her face and giggled.
He can already imagine the scene of him playing with Da Da, helping Da Da to read manuscripts, and talking with Da Da in the future.
"Rabbit Rabbit, you said I'm going to hook up with Da Da, will it succeed?"
Lancey felt a raging flame burning in his heart, making him unable to help but want to put his thoughts into action.
Mengmengda Xiaotutu: Don't make trouble, it's not bad that you don't get angry.Shall we keep a low profile first?
...Although what Song Luo said made sense, Lan Xi still felt a little reconciled.
Shouldn't we pursue the victory now?
Isn't it okay to use the method of hunting prey in the East China Sea in the past in human society?If the old fish in the clan once told him that chasing prey is the same as chasing girls in human society.Now he uses it for chasing, oh no, he knows Mo Shu Da, can’t he?
Browsing the book review section of the new book subconsciously, whenever she sees readers praising her greatly, Lancey will feel a strange sense of accomplishment from the bottom of her heart, as if a little bud in her heart said proudly:
"Look, this is my big fan!"
But what the hell is this?Lancey stared at the similar words "with a wave of a small hand, a bunch of deep-water torpedoes" and fell into doubt.
Song Luo seemed to be accustomed to his many idiot questions, and explained indifferently: "Oh, that's a feed to the author."
Feed?Lancey's eyes lit up.
But soon, Song Luo's words dispelled his eagerness to try again.
Cute little Tutu: Deep water torpedoes are 100 yuan, shallow water [-] yuan, and so on, the author himself can receive half of the amount.
Lan Xi silently took the fins back. In a short period of time, he felt for the second time that he was no longer the little mermaid prince who was rich in the East China Sea. In human society, he was just a poor fish. !
However, what is even more poignant is that Lanxi saw the name of her friend in the list of overlords in Mo Shuda's new article.
Cute little bunny: 1000
In other words, a certain rabbit, taking advantage of his inattention not long ago, sent Mo Shuda a thousand hearts!
... This rabbit actually hooked up with his big brother behind his back!
Rabbits can bear it, but fish can't!
Lancey snorted coldly, and with the anger of being deceived, she crackled and typed on the phone, and sent it out viciously——
Donghai visitor: Dear little bunny, tell me quickly, how do you make money? 【Show cute】【Show cute】
make money?
On the other side of the city, Song Luo put down the skin care products she had just bought, picked up her phone, pondered for a while, and replied, "I don't seem to have made money on purpose."
Thinking about it, it seems that this is really the case.
When she took shape, it was the most chaotic period in the Republic of China.Rabbit was originally a cautious character, so after she became a spirit, she did not take advantage of the wars of the human race to snatch luck like other monsters, but instead honestly hid in the mountains and was adopted by a family.
This family is from a rich family in the Jianghuai area. Although they have retreated to seek refuge, their scholarly heritage is still there.Through the influence of painting and calligraphy by her adoptive father and mother for more than ten years, she has learned many skills such as embroidery and calligraphy.And these things have successfully become the tools for her to make a living in the future.
When the war was over and a new order was established, she came to the city and easily found a good job with her embroidery skills and accumulated a lot of wealth.
Although the identity has changed again and again over the years, wealth has accumulated.She doesn't have any great achievements, but she still doesn't lack the money to guarantee her own quality of life.
In the final analysis, having a long time is the secret of her making money.
However, the experience applicable to Song Luo was attributed to Lanxi, but it didn't work at all.
Lancey pulled his hair, what he lacks now seems to be time...
Without money, there is no way to subsidize subscriptions to Mo Shuda, and it is also impossible to feed Dada and be his super overlord.What if some goblin occupies the position of the best reader in Dada's heart before he is paying attention?
Best reader and best friend, there can only be one person in this position!
Otherwise, he will find a chance to swim back to the East China Sea and pick up (qiang) some small clam pearls?After much deliberation, it seems that this is the only way that is most suitable for his current situation...
Cute little Tutu: Anything over 100 yuan is not allowed.The existence of monsters cannot disturb the human order, nor can expensive beads, which will affect the economic order.
Lanxi... Lanxi wants to pull out the monster who made the rules and beat him a hundred times!
In the final analysis, as a fish, what is the difference between here and people?Even in some respects, he seems to be worse than a human being!
Yes, that's right, he was talking about the never-ending math problem.
He doesn't want this fish body!
Donghai Mermaid: Is there any chance of part-time job?Seeking introduction!
For the sake of the male god, he endured...
After Song Luo put on the mask, she saw the dialog box that popped up in Penguin recently, she let go of her hand in surprise, and smashed the phone on her face.Are you right?This fish actually said that he was looking for a part-time job?
Adorable Little Tutu: I just ask one question, does Master Zhuo know?
If she remembers correctly, the mermaid still shoulders the heavy responsibility of not failing the exam. According to his level, can he find a balance between the two?
Lancey blinked. When he was making a decision, he seemed to completely forget to ask Xuan Mo for his opinion.
But this is not important at all. Everyone is an adult monster. Does he still need to report to the other party for everything he does?And Xuan Mo is his leader, not his father.
But speaking of it, until now he still eats Xuanmo's food and lives in Xuanmo's room. If he were the other party, he would be very willing for the tenant to consciously pay the rent... right?
Well, it must be so!
Donghai visitor: Yes, he agreed.
Adorable little bunny: Really?
Guest from Donghai: Yes. [serious face]
Adorable Little Tutu: Alright, let me help you pay attention.
Guest from Donghai: ~Thank you, I will treat you to dinner another day.
Hehehe, Lanxi turned off the phone in satisfaction, and when she opened her eyes again, she found that the sun was already shining outside the window.
I'm going to be late!
Lanxi carp jumped up from the bed, rushed out of the door in a hurry, and shouted while washing: "Xuanmo Xuanmo, we are going to be late! Get up quickly!"
After washing up, Lanxi found that the person who used to be punctual like an alarm clock still didn't move. Before he had time to hesitate, he knocked on Xuan Mo's door eagerly.
"Hey, come out quickly, I'm going to be late...uh..."
The door was opened, and the shirtless man poked his head out and looked at him expressionlessly.The sturdy body is lightly colored, and the black eyes are slightly watery due to being woken up.Lanxi moved her eyes away uncomfortably, and looked down, well, fortunately, the other party was still wearing a pair of pajama pants.
No, no!What is he paying attention to?
"Today is the weekend." The other party said lightly.
Lancey was embarrassed, but in the next second, he found a perfect excuse for himself: "Well, I actually have two math questions I want to ask you..."
Two 10 minutes later.
Accompanied by the lingering fragrance of tea, Xuan Mo sat down and asked leisurely, "Which one?"
An hour later.
Xuan Mo returned the miserable exercise book to the mermaid, frowning: "Do it again."
Lancey's eyes were dull, and his mind was filled with mud. Can he go back to the morning and answer Xuan Mo's question again!
Father, he will never lie again, woo woo woo...
Being stared back again, looking at the familiar but unfamiliar question, Lancey almost collapsed - it was obviously the same question, he followed the previous question, why the answer was wrong again?
Why are human beings so dumb?
No wonder he can become the protagonist of the original environment...
Well, in just two days, Lan Xi not only realized that he was a poor fish, but also more intuitively realized that his IQ did need some improvement.
So, is it too late for him to pretend to faint now?
Raising her head and glancing at Xuan Mo, Lan Xi had a thought in her heart, isn't this guy taking revenge on him?
Jingle Bell--
When the phone rang, Lanxi hurriedly lowered her head guiltily.
Xuan Mo did not hang up abnormally, but picked up the phone instead, glanced at Lan Xi, and walked out the door while answering the call——
"Where is it? Century East Road? Okay, I'll be right over..."
Century East Road?
Lan Xi sensitively captured the information in this call.Xuan Mo is... going out?
Sure enough, one minute later, Xuan Mo pushed open the door: "Finish the rest, I'll go out for a while."
"Oh." Lanxi Chunliang said.
Xuan Mo nodded and disappeared in front of Lan Xi.
When he is stupid...
Lanxi cheered, opened the penguin, found Song Luo, and a message jumped out:
Adorable little Tutu: I have a part-time job, I am looking for a part-time model, do you want to go? "
model?Is it the kind of profession where you get paid for taking a few pictures while standing?Lanxi's eyes lit up, such a job, for a handsome fish like him, there is no pressure at all...
"Go, go, when?" Lancey replied quickly.
Cute little Tutu: You can do it this afternoon. The place is at Century East Road, 16th Floor, Building A, Hongyuan, Xingguang Building. Look for Ms. Li.She is my friend and will try to take care of you as much as possible.
Guest from the East China Sea: Got it!Thank you Bunny, you are such a good Bunny.
Adorable little bunny: [smiles] Get lost.
---
Century East Road.
"Where's the stuff?" Xuan Mo asked with a cold face.
"I didn't catch it, and ran away...but it was injured, so it must not have run far." Standing in front of Xuan Mo was a grayish little mouse half the height of a person, but now it has a serious face and a mouth Confiding human words, it seems a bit weird.
"Notify the human police and let them cooperate." After saying that, Xuan Mo's figure disappeared on the rooftop again.
The big squirrel let out a long sigh of relief.
Dare to eat people in S city, this monster is either stupid, or thinks his life is too long!
Looking carefully at Lu Zi's reply, he suddenly cheered, threw the phone aside, and rolled happily on the bed.
So happy!
Not only was there no reproach as imagined, but the one he liked even replied to him!
Then, have you read his other long reviews?Have you ever felt his deep love?Have you ever had a little desire to be friends with him?
Lancey covered her face and giggled.
He can already imagine the scene of him playing with Da Da, helping Da Da to read manuscripts, and talking with Da Da in the future.
"Rabbit Rabbit, you said I'm going to hook up with Da Da, will it succeed?"
Lancey felt a raging flame burning in his heart, making him unable to help but want to put his thoughts into action.
Mengmengda Xiaotutu: Don't make trouble, it's not bad that you don't get angry.Shall we keep a low profile first?
...Although what Song Luo said made sense, Lan Xi still felt a little reconciled.
Shouldn't we pursue the victory now?
Isn't it okay to use the method of hunting prey in the East China Sea in the past in human society?If the old fish in the clan once told him that chasing prey is the same as chasing girls in human society.Now he uses it for chasing, oh no, he knows Mo Shu Da, can’t he?
Browsing the book review section of the new book subconsciously, whenever she sees readers praising her greatly, Lancey will feel a strange sense of accomplishment from the bottom of her heart, as if a little bud in her heart said proudly:
"Look, this is my big fan!"
But what the hell is this?Lancey stared at the similar words "with a wave of a small hand, a bunch of deep-water torpedoes" and fell into doubt.
Song Luo seemed to be accustomed to his many idiot questions, and explained indifferently: "Oh, that's a feed to the author."
Feed?Lancey's eyes lit up.
But soon, Song Luo's words dispelled his eagerness to try again.
Cute little Tutu: Deep water torpedoes are 100 yuan, shallow water [-] yuan, and so on, the author himself can receive half of the amount.
Lan Xi silently took the fins back. In a short period of time, he felt for the second time that he was no longer the little mermaid prince who was rich in the East China Sea. In human society, he was just a poor fish. !
However, what is even more poignant is that Lanxi saw the name of her friend in the list of overlords in Mo Shuda's new article.
Cute little bunny: 1000
In other words, a certain rabbit, taking advantage of his inattention not long ago, sent Mo Shuda a thousand hearts!
... This rabbit actually hooked up with his big brother behind his back!
Rabbits can bear it, but fish can't!
Lancey snorted coldly, and with the anger of being deceived, she crackled and typed on the phone, and sent it out viciously——
Donghai visitor: Dear little bunny, tell me quickly, how do you make money? 【Show cute】【Show cute】
make money?
On the other side of the city, Song Luo put down the skin care products she had just bought, picked up her phone, pondered for a while, and replied, "I don't seem to have made money on purpose."
Thinking about it, it seems that this is really the case.
When she took shape, it was the most chaotic period in the Republic of China.Rabbit was originally a cautious character, so after she became a spirit, she did not take advantage of the wars of the human race to snatch luck like other monsters, but instead honestly hid in the mountains and was adopted by a family.
This family is from a rich family in the Jianghuai area. Although they have retreated to seek refuge, their scholarly heritage is still there.Through the influence of painting and calligraphy by her adoptive father and mother for more than ten years, she has learned many skills such as embroidery and calligraphy.And these things have successfully become the tools for her to make a living in the future.
When the war was over and a new order was established, she came to the city and easily found a good job with her embroidery skills and accumulated a lot of wealth.
Although the identity has changed again and again over the years, wealth has accumulated.She doesn't have any great achievements, but she still doesn't lack the money to guarantee her own quality of life.
In the final analysis, having a long time is the secret of her making money.
However, the experience applicable to Song Luo was attributed to Lanxi, but it didn't work at all.
Lancey pulled his hair, what he lacks now seems to be time...
Without money, there is no way to subsidize subscriptions to Mo Shuda, and it is also impossible to feed Dada and be his super overlord.What if some goblin occupies the position of the best reader in Dada's heart before he is paying attention?
Best reader and best friend, there can only be one person in this position!
Otherwise, he will find a chance to swim back to the East China Sea and pick up (qiang) some small clam pearls?After much deliberation, it seems that this is the only way that is most suitable for his current situation...
Cute little Tutu: Anything over 100 yuan is not allowed.The existence of monsters cannot disturb the human order, nor can expensive beads, which will affect the economic order.
Lanxi... Lanxi wants to pull out the monster who made the rules and beat him a hundred times!
In the final analysis, as a fish, what is the difference between here and people?Even in some respects, he seems to be worse than a human being!
Yes, that's right, he was talking about the never-ending math problem.
He doesn't want this fish body!
Donghai Mermaid: Is there any chance of part-time job?Seeking introduction!
For the sake of the male god, he endured...
After Song Luo put on the mask, she saw the dialog box that popped up in Penguin recently, she let go of her hand in surprise, and smashed the phone on her face.Are you right?This fish actually said that he was looking for a part-time job?
Adorable Little Tutu: I just ask one question, does Master Zhuo know?
If she remembers correctly, the mermaid still shoulders the heavy responsibility of not failing the exam. According to his level, can he find a balance between the two?
Lancey blinked. When he was making a decision, he seemed to completely forget to ask Xuan Mo for his opinion.
But this is not important at all. Everyone is an adult monster. Does he still need to report to the other party for everything he does?And Xuan Mo is his leader, not his father.
But speaking of it, until now he still eats Xuanmo's food and lives in Xuanmo's room. If he were the other party, he would be very willing for the tenant to consciously pay the rent... right?
Well, it must be so!
Donghai visitor: Yes, he agreed.
Adorable little bunny: Really?
Guest from Donghai: Yes. [serious face]
Adorable Little Tutu: Alright, let me help you pay attention.
Guest from Donghai: ~Thank you, I will treat you to dinner another day.
Hehehe, Lanxi turned off the phone in satisfaction, and when she opened her eyes again, she found that the sun was already shining outside the window.
I'm going to be late!
Lanxi carp jumped up from the bed, rushed out of the door in a hurry, and shouted while washing: "Xuanmo Xuanmo, we are going to be late! Get up quickly!"
After washing up, Lanxi found that the person who used to be punctual like an alarm clock still didn't move. Before he had time to hesitate, he knocked on Xuan Mo's door eagerly.
"Hey, come out quickly, I'm going to be late...uh..."
The door was opened, and the shirtless man poked his head out and looked at him expressionlessly.The sturdy body is lightly colored, and the black eyes are slightly watery due to being woken up.Lanxi moved her eyes away uncomfortably, and looked down, well, fortunately, the other party was still wearing a pair of pajama pants.
No, no!What is he paying attention to?
"Today is the weekend." The other party said lightly.
Lancey was embarrassed, but in the next second, he found a perfect excuse for himself: "Well, I actually have two math questions I want to ask you..."
Two 10 minutes later.
Accompanied by the lingering fragrance of tea, Xuan Mo sat down and asked leisurely, "Which one?"
An hour later.
Xuan Mo returned the miserable exercise book to the mermaid, frowning: "Do it again."
Lancey's eyes were dull, and his mind was filled with mud. Can he go back to the morning and answer Xuan Mo's question again!
Father, he will never lie again, woo woo woo...
Being stared back again, looking at the familiar but unfamiliar question, Lancey almost collapsed - it was obviously the same question, he followed the previous question, why the answer was wrong again?
Why are human beings so dumb?
No wonder he can become the protagonist of the original environment...
Well, in just two days, Lan Xi not only realized that he was a poor fish, but also more intuitively realized that his IQ did need some improvement.
So, is it too late for him to pretend to faint now?
Raising her head and glancing at Xuan Mo, Lan Xi had a thought in her heart, isn't this guy taking revenge on him?
Jingle Bell--
When the phone rang, Lanxi hurriedly lowered her head guiltily.
Xuan Mo did not hang up abnormally, but picked up the phone instead, glanced at Lan Xi, and walked out the door while answering the call——
"Where is it? Century East Road? Okay, I'll be right over..."
Century East Road?
Lan Xi sensitively captured the information in this call.Xuan Mo is... going out?
Sure enough, one minute later, Xuan Mo pushed open the door: "Finish the rest, I'll go out for a while."
"Oh." Lanxi Chunliang said.
Xuan Mo nodded and disappeared in front of Lan Xi.
When he is stupid...
Lanxi cheered, opened the penguin, found Song Luo, and a message jumped out:
Adorable little Tutu: I have a part-time job, I am looking for a part-time model, do you want to go? "
model?Is it the kind of profession where you get paid for taking a few pictures while standing?Lanxi's eyes lit up, such a job, for a handsome fish like him, there is no pressure at all...
"Go, go, when?" Lancey replied quickly.
Cute little Tutu: You can do it this afternoon. The place is at Century East Road, 16th Floor, Building A, Hongyuan, Xingguang Building. Look for Ms. Li.She is my friend and will try to take care of you as much as possible.
Guest from the East China Sea: Got it!Thank you Bunny, you are such a good Bunny.
Adorable little bunny: [smiles] Get lost.
---
Century East Road.
"Where's the stuff?" Xuan Mo asked with a cold face.
"I didn't catch it, and ran away...but it was injured, so it must not have run far." Standing in front of Xuan Mo was a grayish little mouse half the height of a person, but now it has a serious face and a mouth Confiding human words, it seems a bit weird.
"Notify the human police and let them cooperate." After saying that, Xuan Mo's figure disappeared on the rooftop again.
The big squirrel let out a long sigh of relief.
Dare to eat people in S city, this monster is either stupid, or thinks his life is too long!
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