The sand sculpture emperor fell in love with me

The room was quiet for a while, and Wen Renfu suddenly laughed, and the tense atmosphere suddenly became cheerful.

Lu Anxiang just wanted to slap him in the face with a brick, serious and laughing!

"Liu'er, do you think that I have such feelings because you didn't take me well?" Wen Renfu asked with a smile.

Lu Anxiang frowned, "Since your majesty is like this, the minister is naturally partly responsible, and the minister has always been a bit out of line in the position of prime minister."

"Then how about we make a bet?" Wen Renfu said.

Lu Anxiang was puzzled, "What?"

"When it's autumn, my injury is almost healed," Wen Renfu said, "Then from September onwards, for a month, you will demand yourself according to the standards of the virtuous ministers of the past, as long as you don't do anything out of line during this month. Then I also changed all the things you think are inappropriate."

"Including... no, not going to court?"

"Including." Wen Renfu looked at him with a smile, "I know what you want to ask, if you can do it, I won't bother you anymore, and I will accept my concubine immediately."

Lu Anxiang was punctured, and touched his chin in embarrassment, "Are you serious?"

"I swear by Wen Ren's name," Wen Ren Fu said in a low voice, "Once the emperor's order is issued, it will never be withdrawn."

The scorching heat gradually receded, and the willful and vigorous early autumn swept across the capital.

During this period of time, the Cao siblings still stayed at the prime minister's mansion, Wen Renyin and Xie Qi stayed away from Beijing, and Cao Yunshan's apprentices from the ether hospital entered the palace.Lu Anxiang suffered from repeated foot injuries, but finally healed completely.Wen Renfu blocked the gap that had been specially left before, and stepped up the guard on the Taoist priest and the King of Chu.

September arrived as scheduled, and the betting began.

Lu Anxiang made three rules for himself.

First, keep calm and don't get angry!not angry!not angry!

Second, keep the whole body comfortable and don't shoot bricks!Do not shoot bricks!Do not shoot bricks!

Third, keep a distance from Wen Renfu, and don't hold hands!no hugs!No kiss!

He thought about it for a long time, and decided to use Wen Ren Fu as a breakthrough point. A good prime minister cannot allow the royal family to have no successors. It is very necessary for the emperor to spread his branches and leaves.

But Lu Ying saw that his younger brother chopped bricks for a whole summer, and recited the ancestral precepts for a whole summer, and his desire to change his face was extremely strong.But he still deeply doubts whether the violent temper he has cultivated for more than 20 years can really change within this month, and seriously feels that Wen Renfu is digging a hole for his brother.

On the first day of September, autumn is breezy and crisp.Lu Yinghao blocked Lu Anxiang who was going out in the courtyard.

"Second brother, where are you going?" It was already early morning when he didn't see the emperor, and now he was going out proudly just after noon, Lu Yinghao was very worried about this.

"Naturally, I went to the palace to meet His Majesty. I contacted the court ministers and selected some women of marriageable age for Your Majesty." Lu Anxiang touched his cuff and took out a brick.

He touched it again and took out another piece.

Lu Yinghao looked at him worriedly: "Your posture...is the roster engraved on the brick?"

"..."

Lu Anxiang threw the brick casually, and finally took out a booklet for the third time, took a deep breath, and said solemnly, "Brother, I'm going."

Lu Yinghao patted him on the shoulder more worriedly, "This is only the first day, take it easy."

Lu Anxiang nodded, and as soon as he stepped over the threshold with one foot, he saw Cao Yunshan coming over with a medicine box covered in sweat. Seeing that Lu Anxiang seemed to have seen a savior, he hurriedly grabbed him.

"Master Lu! Master Lu is going to enter the palace?" Cao Yunshan was in a hurry, sweat dripping down his forehead.

"Yes." Lu Anxiang nodded, "So what if it's His Majesty?"

"Yes, Your Majesty wants to cleanse himself. All the doctors in the Taiyuan Hospital have gone to eat, and only the princess and I are left. We can't hold it down..."

"Wait, wait, wait," Lu Anxiang pressed him and interrupted, "Say it again, what is Your Majesty going to do?"

Cao Yunshan froze for a moment, "Purify yourself."

"...is it a bath?"

"Oh, no, no," Cao Yunshan quickly waved his hand, "The one that can't be passed on to the next generation if you pull it down with a knife, I can't hold it down if you want to take a bath without tossing."

……

Lu Anxiang was stunned for a long time before he found his voice, "Is he crazy?"

"The princess and I can't persuade you. Your Majesty insists on going his own way. He said that without this, he can play happily with Mr. Lu."

Happy, happy?

play, play? ?

Yes, he kept his distance to avoid suspicion, but can he play happily after being hacked? ? ? ?

But fuck it!Is this the logic that humans can come up with? !ah? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Cao Yunshan sighed, "This is also the emperor's order, please forgive me, Mr. Lu..."

Before he could finish his sentence, a gust of wind flashed before his eyes, and when he came back to his senses, the bricks and people on the ground had disappeared.

"Quick, quick! Go and stop him!" Lu Yinghao pushed Cao Yunshan anxiously, "He made a bet with His Majesty, don't get angry!!!"

Cao Yunshan threw off his arms and ran, only grabbing Lu Anxiang before he rushed to the Royal Garden.

"Lu, how does Master Lu know that His Majesty is in the Imperial Garden..." Cao Yunshan rolled his eyes and panted heavily.

Lu Anxiang sneered twice, "When he's not doing good things, he's always in the Royal Garden."

"Gamble, gamble!" Cao Yunshan reminded, "Master Lu, don't forget, today is the first day of September!"

Lu Anxiang sneered again, "What a gamble, Daxing is going to die!"

"Master Lu surrendered so quickly?" Wen Renliu jumped up and down, carrying the dying little beauty out of the imperial garden, "Little Yunzi, you came too late, Brother Huang has already cleaned it up."

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Cao Yunshan took a breath and stretched out his hand, "Princess let me take another look, the little male cat is easy to get infected if it is not clean."

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Cao Yunshan checked for a long while, "Your Majesty's technique is quite good, now you won't be screaming, and you can play happily with the princess and us."

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Wen Renliu turned his head and saw Lu Anxiang's green face as if he had swallowed a cockroach, he blinked, "Master Lu, Brother Huang is inside, do you still bet?"

Lu Anxiang threw down a few bricks and hit the ground with a bang, flicked his sleeves, and strode into the Imperial Garden in stride.

"bet!"

Bet he can't die! ! ! ! !

The imperial garden is still the same, with a table and a chair, and the wind passes through the gaps in the leaves, leaving a refreshing autumn atmosphere.

Wen Renfu's arrow was pierced crookedly, and although the wound was deep, it was not fatal. I heard from the imperial doctor that the womb was fully nourished by traditional Chinese medicine these days, and it healed very quickly.

When Lu Anxiang walked in, he found Wen Renfu lying on the ground, teasing the beauty with his buttocks pouted and holding a small dried fish, and he wanted to stab him again.

"Ah, Aiqing, is your leg healed?" Wen Renfu saw him come in, took the dried fish that failed to tease the cat, patted his robe and got up.

Lu Anxiang stood there with the roster in his hand and looked at him, feeling that Wen Renfu's every move made people want to beat him up!

Wen Renfu looked at him, then at himself, blinked innocently, and handed him a small dried fish, "Do you want to eat it?"

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Want to beat him, want to beat him, want to beat him, want to beat him, want to beat him so much! ! ! !

But Lu Anxiang suppressed his anger very well, pretended to be calm and smiled lightly, took out the roster in his hand, and started to talk about business.

"Your Majesty's harem has been vacant for a long time. These days, I have joined forces with the ministers of the court to find some women of the right age." Lu Anxiang smiled and handed over the roster, "Please take a look at it, Your Majesty."

"I like you." Wen Renfu didn't answer.

"The subject is a man." Lu Anxiang insisted.

"I like you as a woman."

"But the minister cannot become a woman."

"Who says it can't be done?" Wen Renfu took out a dress inlaid with powder foundation and flowers from under the table, shaking it off, "Whether it can be done, Ai Qing will know once she tries it."

Lu Anxiang slammed the hand holding the roster on the table.

Try your head!There is such a big bright red peony on the front, which girl wears it so ostentatiously now? ! ! !

Wen Renfu looked at him with raised eyebrows, and said meaningfully, "Aiqing..."

Lu Anxiang smiled, "I just recovered from a serious illness, the sun is shining brightly, I have been lifting for a long time, and my strength is exhausted."

"It's easy to handle when you're physically weak," Wen Renfu patted his leg, "Come and sit on my lap, I can make Aiqing completely exhausted."

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Who taught him to speak yellow accent? !ah? ! ! ! ! ! !

Just as Lu Anxiang was struggling to suppress his hand that was about to move, he heard someone click his lips.

"Aiqing," Wen Renfu's eyes stopped on his roster, "Do you really want me to choose a concubine?"

Lu Anxiang was taken aback, wondering why he suddenly changed his mind, but still nodded and said, "I didn't force you, Your Majesty should see these women first, how about it?"

"Oh?" Wen Renfu had a half-smile on his face, "Since Aiqing insists, it's up to you to do it."

I don't know if he was delusional, but Lu Anxiang always felt a trace of cruelty in his eyes, like the green eyes of a lone wolf suddenly flashing in the haystack in the dark night.

Things went unexpectedly well.

Lu Anxiang searched around in the imperial court, but he still felt that Guo Fang, the Minister of Rites who was promoted a few days ago, was honest and reliable, and asked him to arrange the matters of entering the palace, while he himself paid attention to the family background and appearance of those women.

The king of Chu and the Taoist priests have been more honest these days, but just in case, Lu An Township screened out women from Chu and foreign races, mainly relatives of ministers.

Judging from the portraits handed over by the courtiers, if there is no exaggeration, the daughter of the county magistrate Huaiwu in Jindi is really superior. It was Huaiwu from Jindi.

Cao Yunshan was busy in the palace, Lu Anxiang called Cao Xiaojiu and handed her the portrait.

"Ah, it's Lianniang!" Cao Xiaojiu immediately recognized the person in the portrait, "Is Lianniang coming into the palace?"

"I have been arranged by the subordinate officials. She looks good." Lu Anxiang said, "Do you know what she is like?"

"Hmm..." Cao Xiaojiu frowned, "The young girl is just a peasant, and she doesn't have much contact with the official's daughter. I only know that Lianniang is a foreigner who was taken in by the county magistrate in Huaiwu."

"Outlander? Where is your origin?"

"It seems to be the small town above Huaiwu. The earth dragon broke down in chaos, and there were a lot of refugees at that time." Cao Xiaojiu said, "Lian Niang is really good-looking, and she is also ingenious. The courts are almost lined up at the gate I went out, but the little girl thought that Lianniang would marry the young master of the White Mansion..."

"The young master of the White Mansion?" Lu Anxiang frowned.

"It's our local gentry in Huaiwu..."

Cao Xiaojiu was still explaining, when Lu Yinghao's voice came from the courtyard, "Miss Xiaojiu? Miss?"

"Hey! What's your order?" Cao Xiaojiu responded.

Lu Ying coughed a few times uncomfortably, followed the sound and pushed open the door, "Girl, I have an account here, and it doesn't feel right to count and count. Can you please girl...ah, why is the second brother here?"

"Why can't the second brother be here?"

Lu Anxiang looked at him with raised eyebrows, with a malicious smile on his face.

"May I ask you to wait a moment?" Cao Xiaojiu apologized, "Master Lu..."

"Lord Lu is fine here, you can go and help brother." Lu Anxiang said with deep meaning, "After all, it's been almost 30 years of reckoning, and it's the first time I can't figure it out."

"But it was also the last time..." Cao Xiaojiu was confused, and was dragged out by Lu Yinghao with a dry smile. Before leaving, Lu Yinghao gave his brother a warning look, it was so fierce!

In mid-September, the sun was shining brightly.

On the day of the general election, the imperial palace, which has not seen red flowers for a long time, finally ushered in the first batch of colorful flowers.

The venue for the general election was arranged in the Imperial Garden. Apart from Lu Anxiang and Guo Fang who planned the election of concubines, eunuchs, guards, maids and relatives of the candidate ladies all arrived.

Everyone couldn't get too close, they all stood under the shade of the trees outside, watching Wen Renfu from a distance, facing the group of serious beauties without even giving a straight look, but teasing the little beauties in his arms, It was embarrassing for everyone present.

Guo Fang poked Lu Anxiang, "Lord Lu, you said that His Majesty agreed to the general election, but is it just a formality?"

Lu Anxiang gritted his teeth loudly, squeezed out two words, "No."

Guo Fang swallowed his saliva, "Master Lu, don't be impatient, you can't lose this bet."

Lu Anxiang was taken aback, "How do you know about this?"

Guo Fang rubbed his head, "Your Majesty told me that it was too hard for Mr. Lu, and he asked me to help you."

"help?"

Guo Fang took out a hemp rope from his cuff, "It's from the emperor."

"..."

Guo Fang untied another iron chain from his waist, "Give it to me."

"..."

Guo Fang took out another bottle of Mafeisan from his pocket, "It's also a gift from the emperor."

"..."

I can thank you!Is this for help or kidnapping? ! ! ! !