The sand sculpture emperor fell in love with me

After Eunuch Jin gave Guo Fang instructions, he turned and went back to the imperial study room. After disposing of the three half-dead "corpses" on the ground, he saw the door was swung open, and Lu Anxiang rushed out panting heavily with a red face.

Eunuch Jin, who was as witty as he was, immediately understood what they were doing before, and hurriedly ordered the little eunuch to go down to prepare hot water and cushions, while he hurried forward to help them.

"Lord Lu, do you want to sit down and have a rest?" Eunuch Jin carefully helped him to the outer room, and the little eunuch hurriedly offered the cushions, which were laid evenly.

Just as Lu Anxiang broke free from the shackles of Wen Renfu and escaped, his mind was buzzing, as if they were concerned about his foot injury before, so he stopped.

What is the upholstered chair for?Why are you still holding your back?Why is Eunuch Jin's eyes so loving and hot?

Um? ? ? ? ?

"Lord Lu, you've worked hard just now." Eunuch Jin smiled with maternity brilliance.

Lu Anxiang came back to his senses, and sighed, "Your Majesty, this is... nonsense! Nonsense!"

"After all, Your Majesty is still young and full of energy, so it's normal to mess around." Eunuch Jin comforted him softly, "Your Majesty Lu, please be considerate."

"Forget it, this is what I should do." Lu Anxiang shook his head helplessly.

Eunuch Jin was moved by his spirit of self-sacrifice, and almost burst into tears, "Master Lu, if you have any orders, this old slave will let the young one do it immediately!"

"Eunuch Jin is serious, serious." Lu Anxiang was taken aback by his appearance, "There is one thing to trouble Eunuch Jin."

Eunuch Jin nodded vigorously, "I've got a knife in my ribs, I'm so heartbroken, I'll do whatever I want!"

"No, no, no," Lu Anxiang quickly waved his hands, "Eunuch Jin, can you help me collect all the mirrors in this palace, no matter how big or small, clean them all up, this thing is really a crime..."

Halfway through his speech, Eunuch Jin gasped, as if he had heard something extremely exciting.

"Jin, Eunuch Jin?" Lu Anxiang was inexplicably taken aback, and his intuition told him that something was wrong.

"Ouch, this old servant's face is going to turn red!" Eunuch Jin snickered while covering his mouth, and quickly ordered a group of red-faced little eunuchs to go to the palaces to clean up the mirrors.

"Eunuch Jin, what are you thinking?" Lu Anxiang said with a headache.

Eunuch Jin winked at him, "This old slave understands too, so you don't need to say too much, Mr. Lu."

At this time, the eunuchs came carrying a large bucket of hot water and staggered, "Lord Lu, where can I take a bath?"

Lu Anxiang: "..."

He seemed to understand something.

Eunuch Jin stepped forward to test the temperature of the water, and knocked hard on the little eunuch in charge, "It's so hot, why are you scalding the pig?! Also, go soak some more flower petals, Mr. Lu is working so hard, why don't you take good care of him!"

The little eunuch covered his head, "Eunuch, what kind of petals do you want?"

Eunuch Jin turned his head and asked Lu Anxiang, "Master Lu, there are dried flowers in the warehouse for the future empress. What kind of flowers do you want? Peonies or roses?"

Lu Anxiang was silent for a while, "Neither of them."

"Then... what does Master Lu want?"

"Is there a well?" Lu Anxiang's face was ashen, "I want to jump down to wake up."

"..."

Lu Anxiang failed so brilliantly in his first battle.

Eunuch Jin sent him away from the palace, and he understood the cause and effect all the way. Seeing that he was so shocked that his steps were a little erratic, he could only feel sorry for him silently in his heart.

After arriving at the palace gate and watching him return to the prime minister's mansion in a daze, Jin Gonggong was about to turn around and go back to the imperial study, but when he turned around, he saw that Ren Fu was smiling at him like a ghost behind his back, and he was so frightened that he almost lost his mind.

"I heard that your father-in-law has offended my Aiqing again?" Wen Renfu asked.

"..."

what is this?The wicked first to sue?

But Eunuch Jin could only nod helplessly, "This old slave misunderstood."

"Be careful next time." Wen Renfu patted him on the shoulder, his skin as thick as a city wall.

Eunuch Jin shook his head and sighed, "Speaking of which, what is Your Majesty going to do with Lianniang? Lord Lu's consideration is not unreasonable, we have to find a suitable excuse."

Wen Renfu narrowed his eyes, "Then let's say she's exhausted due to heatstroke, find someone to look at her, and decide later."

"Yes." Eunuch Jin replied, "The old slave sent someone to write a letter to the Prime Minister's Mansion to inform the matter, so Master Lu can comfort him a little bit."

At this moment, Tang Jiushen, who was ordered to search the city, came suddenly, panting, "Your Majesty! There are results!"

As he said that, he presented the roster in his hand, "The last general and Mr. Guo searched the inns and restaurants in the center of the city first, and found a few foreigners who met the requirements. Their names and whereabouts are here. Your Majesty will take a look at them first." , if this person is not among them, I will go to the station on the outskirts of the city at the end of tomorrow..."

"No need, you did a good job, and I will reward you a lot." Wen Renfu looked at the roster, and raised the corner of his lips, "I remember you haven't married yet, right?"

Tang Jiushen laughed a little silly, "I stayed in the barracks for a long time, and they are all rough men, and they can't touch the little girl."

"Now that the capital is prosperous and there are many marriageable women, I will reward you..."

Eunuch Jin patted the silly Tang Jiushen, "Quickly kneel down and thank you."

Wen Renfu looked at the roster and circled a name with his finger, "How about going to the brothel with me?"

Eunuch Jin: "..."

Tang Jiucan, who was halfway kneeling, almost fell to the ground.

"Get in touch with the girl, so as not to be too embarrassing to marry a wife in the future," Wen Renfu handed the paper in front of him, pointing to the brothel that the man often visited in his whereabouts, "Go to this place, Panxiangju."

Eunuch Jin was stunned for a while, "Your Majesty is going to meet this person..."

"Don't make any news about this matter," Wen Renfu smiled slightly, "Even the fact that I spared Lianniang just now, you are not allowed to report to the Prime Minister's Mansion."

"Yes."

"But for the matter of my lingering in brothels, you have to find a suitable excuse..."

"……Yes."

Eunuch Jin had no choice but to light three sticks of incense for Lu Anxiang silently in his heart. He killed the ladies who had been selected by thousands of people, and then went to the brothel to have fun. Got flipped.

The roof of the Prime Minister's Mansion was not lifted, and when Cao Yunshan brought back the news, Lu An Township seemed unexpectedly quiet.

He was sitting on a stone bench in the corner of the yard. He was dressed in black, had black hair and dark circles under his eyes. He was shrunk into the shadows, looking grey.

Cao Yunshan thought he was stupid, so she hurried up to shake him in fright, "The princess has a nose and eyes, it should be true! Master Lu, what should we do? Your Majesty didn't accept the concubine, but went to the brothel to attract bees and butterflies. , although wearing casual clothes, it will not be exposed for a while, but once the wind leaks..."

Lu Anxiang slowly raised his eyes, and took Cao Yunshan's hand, "Shan'er, I've been thinking about it these days, and I've figured out a way."

"Speak." Cao Yunshan sat opposite him, reached for the teapot on the stone table, and poured him a cup of tea.

"Why do you think His Majesty has to go to the brothel now for no reason?"

"Hmm..." Cao Yunshan frowned, "Because of the bet with Master Lu, do you want to deliberately anger Master Lu?"

"It's one of them."

"Then the second..." Cao Yunshan frowned while resting her chin, before she could figure it out, Cao Xiaojiu ran into the yard with small steps.

"Shan'er! Help me think about it, what can I put in this sachet to help me sleep and soothe my nerves?" Cao Xiaojiu was holding an exquisite little sachet with a pair of mandarin ducks flying together on its wings embroidered on it.

"Three thousand tuckahoes, two qian jujube kernels, supplemented with white peony and three lentils..." Cao Yunshan was stunned, "Sister, who did you sew the sachet for?"

"Don't worry about the kids, just learn some skills from Mr. Lu." Cao Xiaojiu blushed, scratched Cao Yunshan's nose, and flew away like a little butterfly.

Cao Yunshan rubbed his nose, then looked back at Lu Anxiang, "Master Lu, am I going to have a brother-in-law?"

Lord Lu looked at the direction Cao Xiaojiu left, "Not only that, I guess I'm about to have a sister-in-law."

Cao Yunshan blinked and clapped his hands suddenly, "I understand, is the second one because His Majesty likes Master Lu?"

Lu Anxiang looked away and looked at him.

"But Mr. Lu has been refusing, so His Majesty felt uncomfortable, so he deliberately went to the brothel! It's the same way before he didn't accept the concubine, but had to execute Lianniang!" Cao Yunshan said eloquently.

"A child can be taught." Lu Anxiang held his hand, "The most urgent thing now is to make His Majesty give up."

"Indeed." Cao Yunshan nodded.

"To make a person feel disheartened, there is only one effective and convenient method," Lu Anxiang said, "It just requires you to sacrifice and cooperate with me."

Cao Yunshan tilted his head, "Sacrifice?"

Lu Anxiang took out a piece of clothing from under the table and shook it off in front of him, "Pretend to be my sweetheart."

"..."

Cao Yunshan looked at the bright red fluttering skirt, and immediately fell silent.

Lu Anxiang made such a request after three days and three nights of deliberation.

First of all, a large part of the reason for Wen Renfu's fuss is because he is a little cautious about him. Cutting the grass must remove the root, and the most important thing is to cut this thought first.

Secondly, after thinking about it, if he has a sweetheart, he should give up after hearing Renfu, but in fact, he can't conjure a sweetheart out of thin air, so he has to find someone to pretend.

In the end, the girl valued her reputation very much, and he couldn't ruin her life for his own selfish desires. Anyway, it was just a fake, as long as the clothes were appropriate and no flaws were exposed, it would be more convenient to find a man.

People who Wen Renfu and he both knew obviously could not be found, but when Cao Xiaojiu entered the palace, Cao Yunshan did not follow, even if he later entered the palace as an imperial physician, it was only a few face-to-face meetings, so Wen Renfu must have had an impact on him not deep.Furthermore, Cao Yunshan is young, has not yet drawn out, has white skin and big eyes, wearing a skirt and a suit, and putting on some rouge and gouache, it is completely natural.

have a look!Is there a more suitable candidate than him? !

Seeing the light in Lu Anxiang's eyes, Cao Yunshan sighed deeply.

Cannibalism has a short mouth and soft hands, he has lived in the prime minister's mansion for so long for nothing, and was recommended to the palace after accepting his kindness, and his sister is not allowed to kidnap his brother. After counting and counting, he owes too much, There is no way to refuse.

He took the bronze mirror from Lu Anxiang, glanced at it, and threw the mirror away like a spider spirit meeting a demon mirror.

"It's kind of like that." Lu Anxiang handed him a handkerchief, "Although your voice is not very low, but if you can't talk, don't talk, use this to cover it."

"Master Lu, do you want to talk to sister about this?" Cao Yunshan asked.

"Brother is like a piece of wood, your sister is busy enough for him." Lu Anxiang shook his head, "Don't bother Xiao Jiu, it won't bother them anyway."

"Oh." Cao Yunshan silently agreed, feeling that something was wrong in her heart.

Various events in the future showed that Cao Yunshan's feeling was correct.Lu Anxiang's words became a prophecy. Of course, this kind of behavior can be accurately summed up in two words in the eyes of the world thousands of years later.

— Flags.

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