The sand sculpture emperor fell in love with me

The room was hot when the wooden door was knocked suddenly.

Tang Jiushen pushed the door open and entered, "Your Majesty, are you still going to Panxiangju today? It's almost time... er—"

The room fell into a sudden silence.

Tang Jiushen tilted his head, "Master Lu was bitten by a snake on his neck?"

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Wen Renfu: "..."

"It's easy to be poisoned by taking poisonous blood like this," Tang Jiushen said seriously, "I'd better call the imperial physician..."

Before he finished speaking, Eunuch Jin, who heard the movement, covered his mouth and dragged him outside, "Ask the imperial doctor to take your head apart to have a look?!"

The wooden door slammed shut.

Wen Renfu looked at Lu Anxiang below him with a complicated expression.

Lu Anxiang smiled slightly, raised his knees, and kicked some parts precisely.

"Aw——!!!!" Wen Renfu hid quickly, but the inner thigh was still painfully kicked, and tearfully said, "Liu'er, if you are so irritable, the happiness of your lower body will not be guaranteed!"

Lu Anxiang picked up a pillow and pressed it on his face so hard that the pillow almost flew out of him!

"Take it easy, you're going to suffocate." Wen Renfu begged for mercy without the slightest attitude of begging for mercy.

Lu Anxiang moved the pillow away and stared at him, "What happened to Panxiangju?"

"Want to know?" Wen Renfu smiled.

Lu Anxiang immediately pushed the pillow back for him, "Pretend I didn't ask."

"No," Wen Renfu grabbed his wrist and pulled the pillow away, "Remember the bet we made before?"

Lu Anxiang: "???"

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Lu Anxiang: "!!!"

Wen Renfu raised his eyebrows meanly, "You want to play tricks? It's okay, who made me like you. Although you are a bit petty, a bit rascal, and a bit shameless..."

"Okay!" Lu Anxiang was told that he had nowhere to go, and said helplessly, "Remember, I'm willing to admit defeat. What do you want me to do?"

Wen Renfu took out a pink skirt with red trim from the dark compartment at the head of the bed as if conjuring, and unfolded it with a shake, "How about pretending to be my girlfriend?"

Why does this sound so familiar.

Why does this scene look so familiar.

The way of heaven is reincarnation, and whoever is spared by the heavens will have retribution for the sins they have committed sooner or later.

Lu Anxiang rolled over and got out of bed, "I don't remember, I never bet with you."

"Hey, hey——" Wen Renfu snatched him back with his long arm, and whispered in his ear, "I gave you a chance, and you gave up on your own, so you can't play tricks now."

Lu Anxiang glared at him, "I must play tricks."

Wen Renfu bit his earlobe, "Well, then I have a hundred postures to make Ai Qing submit."

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Who on earth showed him the little porn book!Who is it! ! !

Willing to admit defeat, Wen Renfu ordered him to go back and prepare well. He will come to check the results tonight, and he will be taken out to show off tomorrow.

Lu Anxiang walked all the way back, bathing in the strange gazes of his father and fellow villagers, while muttering about reincarnation in the sky, evil comes with evil rewards, the moment he stepped into the house, the notice of dismissal came.

All of a sudden, the discussion outside became louder, and Lu Anxiang was in a mess, so he closed the door to thank the guests and let them go.

The dismissal was just for Wen Renfu to let him avoid the limelight. He believed that Wen Renfu could find the rumor-monger and behead him for public display, but his inner hurdle was very high.

Is he right?

He is the prime minister, he is supposed to assist the sage and make Daxing prosper, doing so is against the etiquette and rules, and it also ruins the heir who inherits the throne in disguise.

Ask anyone to comment, this is ten to ten stupid kings and traitors!

Lu Anxiang pinched his temples with a headache and locked himself in the room. It was noon in a flash, and the door of the room was slammed.

He opened the door and landed in front of Yinghao. Cao Xiaojiu and Cao Yunshan were all serious as if they were about to go to the battlefield, which shocked him.

"It's not me!" Lu Yinghao looked at him sincerely.

"It's not me either!" Cao Xiaojiu swore by holding up three fingers.

"It's even more impossible to be me!" Cao Yunshan raised six fingers, three on each side, and swore.

"..." Lu Anxiang was stunned for a while before realizing that what they were talking about was that Cao Yunshan disguised himself as a woman and was written on the notice. He turned sideways dumbfoundedly, and turned his back to get the teacup and teapot, "Come in Say it again."

The three of them entered the room looking at each other in dismay, sat down a little awkwardly, poked each other's elbows and tried to push one of them to speak.

"I know it's not you." Lu Anxiang dug out several boxes of tea from the cupboard, "What do you drink? Zhuyeqing or Biluochun?"

"..." There was a rustle behind him.

"Then Zhuyeqing."

Lu Anxiang turned around holding the tea set, only to find that Lu Yinghao was standing less than an inch in front of him, and the two people behind him hadn't had time to retract their arms that pushed him.

Lu Anxiang sighed and walked around him, "Brother, what do you want to ask?"

"Uh……"

Lu Yinghao looked back and forth on his face, carefully observing his expression and considering his words, suddenly paused, as if something attracted his attention, "Hey, why are there seven or eight red spots on your neck? Bite?"

Lu Anxiang's hand that was pouring the tea stopped, and the tea leaves spilled out in a splash.

Cao Xiaojiu quietly tugged at Lu Anxiang's sleeve, and gave him a hard look, before the latter slapped his head and remembered, "Yes, I want to ask you if you're not angry? There's a lot of hype outside! "

Lu Anxiang crushed a teacup and stared at him expressionlessly, "It was okay just now, but now I'm a little angry."

"Huh?" Lu Ying scratched her head in confusion.

Cao Xiaojiu and Cao Yunshan covered their faces and sighed heavily.

"Okay, I know about this," Lu Anxiang looked at them helplessly, "If you have nothing else to do, please go back."

Cao Xiaojiu hurriedly dragged Lu Yinghao, who was in the cloud and mist, and even wanted to find someone to exorcise the insects, and Cao Yunshan walked two steps behind them, and then turned back.

"Lord Lu, are you really not angry?" He asked cautiously.

Lu Anxiang frowned, with mixed feelings in his heart.

Cao Yunshan glanced at his neck, then looked around, took out a small jar from his pocket and stuffed it into his hand.

"This is an ointment for reducing swelling. It will be effective the next day after applying it. It's not cold yet, so I have to expose my neck for a while." Cao Yunshan instructed in a low voice.

Lu Anxiang smiled awkwardly, "I have a heart."

"Hmm..." Cao Yunshan blinked at him, "Boldly ask, Mr. Lu's kung fu is not good, but it's not enough for His Majesty to succeed so many times, right?"

"..."

"So, Lord Lu and Your Majesty..."

"..."

Cao Yunshan stopped there knowingly, and pointed to the medicine pot in his hand, "Actually, this medicine is not only for the skin, it can be used anywhere, after all, it promotes blood circulation and removes blood stasis."

"..."

"Master Lu, come on, it's painful and happy."

"..."

"Cao! Cloud! Cedar!"

Cao Yunshan slipped very fast, and in the blink of an eye, he had already reached the gate of the yard, and made a cheering sign to him.

Lu Anxiang was so angry that he kicked a pillar, turned around and entered the room and slammed the door heavily. Before he could sit down on the chair, the door was pushed open.

Cao Yunshan leaned against the door frame panting, "Lord Lu, I remembered something..."

Lu Anxiang raised his eyebrows, "You still dare to come back?"

"Let's get down to business!" Cao Yunshan slapped the door frame, ignoring his red hand from pain, and rushed up to grab his shoulder in two or three steps, "I seem to know who got the bottom of that matter !"

If it wasn't for the Prime Minister's Office's omission to make details, then the person who knows the truth is likely to be the person who has seen Cao Yunshan and seen through the disguise.

The Cao siblings look alike, their bodies are not much different, and they can even dress up as fakes, but there is one obvious difference between them, which is the mole on their arm.Cao Xiaojiu has a mole on his arm, but Cao Yunshan does not.This is not a secret, but in the unfamiliar capital, there are only a handful of people who know it.

——I have met Cao Yunshan and know the secrets of my siblings. The only person who meets these two conditions is Lianniang, who is also a fellow villager.

"It's just why did Lianniang do this?" Cao Yunshan frowned.

"And it's very strange, she's a girl, and she's in the palace, how can she reach the sky with one hand and make a scene all over the city?" Lu Anxiang shook his head, "I'd better check the prime minister's residence first, maybe it's some loose-mouthed house slave... ..."

"If you're a servant, Lu Ying should have checked it out a long time ago." A familiar figure climbed the window and jumped into the room, patted the ashes on his body, and even consciously picked up the teacup on the table, and sipped it. She sighed and frowned, "It's getting cold, Aiqing still hasn't come to refill tea."

"What a ghost!" Lu Anxiang picked up a brick and threw it at it, "The palace is so spacious and you don't want to stay, what are you doing here?"

"I'll send you clothes, and I'll see if you've regretted it by the way." Wen Renfu raised his brows, unloaded a package from behind with a flick of his hand, and said as he untied it, "Look, this one is from Zhen Rangquan. The best embroiderer in the capital..."

"Get out!" Lu Anxiang threw the package behind the screen with a backhand.

"Uh..." Cao Yunshan blinked, "Am I dazzled? It seemed to be a skirt just now..."

Swiping, two sharp gazes rushed towards his face, as if two sharp nails had firmly nailed him in place.

"The eyes of the skirts and the masses are discerning, but my eyes are blind, and I can't see anything!" Cao Yunshan quickly changed his words, "Talk slowly, I will leave."

"Hey, wait a minute." Wen Renfu stopped him, "The new little imperial doctor, look back, do you recognize this person in my hand?"

Cao Yunshan was stunned for a moment, then stopped and looked back, only to see Wen Renfu holding a scroll in his hand, depicting a boy in his early twenties, dressed as a scholar.

"Return to Your Majesty, the second young master of Huaiwu White Mansion, Bai Yupan." When Cao Yunshan said this, a strangeness flashed in his eyes.

"I heard that Baifu has a close personal relationship with your siblings, and recently he even sent something to Lianniang in the palace. Is there such a thing?" Wen Renfu asked.

"Hmm..." Cao Yunshan glanced at Lu Anxiang, "Actually, when I was in Huaiwu, the two young masters of the White Mansion took good care of my minister and elder sister. Several times the reward."

"Then how much do you know about the young master of the Bai Mansion being poisoned and killed by the county magistrate?" Wen Renfu asked again.

A trace of astonishment flashed across Cao Yunshan's face, and he lowered his eyelids, "Your Majesty, I have been away from home for a while, so I don't know."

"Oh? I don't know?" Wen Renfu curled the corners of his mouth and laughed, "Are you not shocked at all when you heard that your old friend died for no apparent reason?"

The atmosphere in the room suddenly froze, Wen Renfu's tone didn't change much, but his eyes suddenly sank, a huge sense of oppression came over his face, Lu Anxiang who was standing by the side felt a little stagnant in his breathing.

"I have been monitoring the white jade plate for several days. I know exactly what letters he sent every day, where he went, and who he met." Wen Renfu flicked the porcelain cup with his fingers, and there was a "ding--" It sounded so sharply that it seemed to pierce the ears, making people tremble like the teacup.

"Bai Yupan felt that his elder brother Bai Luozhu's death was related to the imperial court, so he tracked it all the way to the capital, and contacted all the fellow villagers in the capital, waiting for an opportunity to take revenge on the imperial court." Wen Renfu raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "Their latest plan, probably Just to smear the officials in the court?"

Lu Anxiang was startled, his pupils shrank suddenly.

"I..." Cao Yunshan's clothes were soaked, and he took a step back and fell on the door panel.

"I will give you one last chance to tell all you know." Wen Renfu squeezed the trembling porcelain cup with his fingers, "Otherwise, it will be the same as this one."

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