The sand sculpture emperor fell in love with me

As soon as Bai Yupan entered the room, he was stunned for a long time looking at the two people who were about to form a ball, and then he slapped his head suddenly, "Brother Fu! You have finally enlightened! There are so many beautiful girls in Panxiangju these days, you can't even look at any of them." Come on, how is it, does the warm and fragrant nephrite feel good?"

On the way here, Wen Renfu told Lu Anxiang that he used the pseudonym Fu Wen, and arranged with Tang Jiusan to be a city guard.

Wen Renfu smiled and handed him a pot of wine, "Thanks to Brother Bai, otherwise I would not have known such a wonderful thing in the world." Speaking of this, he also teased the person in his arms pretending to be a taster for the first time, "Liu'er, give the young master a laugh?"

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Want to hit someone.

Although he knew that this frivolous and beating expression was fake, but he couldn't help but want to hit someone! ! ! !

Feeling the faint tremor coming from his arms, Wen Renfu withdrew his hand in a timely manner, ending some bad behaviors of pretending to be tofu.

"To be honest, you and I have known each other for half a month. Seeing how restrained Brother Fu was before, Bai is still a little worried. I'm afraid Brother Fu is here to talk." Bai Yu sat cross-legged across from him, looking out for himself Poured a glass of wine, "It's Bai who was worrying too much, I punished myself with a glass!" After finishing speaking, he raised his glass and drank it down.

Wen Renfu laughed, covering up the flash of light in his eyes.

Lu Anxiang glanced at him, fearing that this sentence was Wen Renfu's purpose of setting up a scheme to deceive him.This Bai Yupan is not too old, he looks like a playboy, I am afraid that only meeting someone of the same kind can give him a sense of belonging and make him open his heart unconsciously.

"It's no wonder. After all, Brother Bai traveled thousands of miles from Huaiwu to the capital. He must have something in mind. It's always right to be careful." Wen Renfu filled it up for himself.

"Brother Fu was dismissed by the dog emperor, and I was deceived by the court. I am also a fallen man! Only a sensual dog and a horse can comfort my inner depression a little bit!" Bai Yupan waved his hand, calling for a girl to hug him in his arms, " Come! If you don’t get drunk tonight, you won’t return!”

"If you don't get drunk, you won't return!" Wen Renfu raised his wine cup and proudly drank several large glasses.

Seeing this, Lu Anxiang couldn't help frowning, and tugged at his sleeves.

Wen Renfu's drinking capacity is average, so he can't help but drink like this.When he was the crown prince before, in order to save face in front of the first emperor, he insisted on drinking all his brothers, but he suffered from stomach pain for half a month. The imperial physician had told him to drink in moderation, otherwise he would easily fall ill again.

At that time, Lu Anxiang made an agreement with him, if there was another banquet that could not be postponed, he would send an eunuch to run to his courtyard to ring the bell, telling him to rush to the rescue.During that time, I don’t know what kind of illness several princes and ministers suffered from. They had to find Wen Renfu to drink all day long. Reflexively looking for a wine glass.

"Yo, it hurts after just a few drinks?" Bai Yupan laughed loudly, "Brother Fu is so lucky, where can I find a girl who is so obedient?"

"Master Bai said that!" The girl in his arms smiled coquettishly, "If Master Bai needs it, I can help you too."

"Hahahaha, Tweety, is this delicious?" Bai Yupan teased her, and the two of them took off their clothes as they came and went, kissing me and I went.

Lu Anxiang didn't look at their messy appearance, but turned his eyes to Wen Renfu, "Have you spent more than half a month just like this?"

Wen Renfu smiled, "You want to enjoy the fun of setting people up."

"What?" Lu Anxiang looked at him in confusion.

Wen Renfu whispered into his ear, "Up to this evening, he has said in front of me 320 times the dog emperor, 250 eight times the dog official, 120 times the destruction of the court, and countless uprisings and rebellions. "

"..." Lu Anxiang felt the hairs stand on end on his back, how did he calculate the numbers accurate to single digits.

"What expression will he have when the truth comes out? I'm looking forward to it when I think about it." Wen Renfu raised his eyebrows.

"..." Suddenly, I feel sorry for this idiot, what's going on.

"Brother Fu," Bai Yupan stopped his hand suddenly, turned his head to look at the person in his arms, "why does the person you got here refuse to show his face? Why are you pretending to be hesitant when you're in this business?" Hold the pipa and half cover your face?"

"..." Lu Anxiang suddenly became nervous, and quickly looked at Wen Renfu.

"He is easy to be shy." Wen Renfu was relieved by his help-seeking eyes, and pinched his face very much.

"Tsk tsk tsk, isn't it a young boy?" Bai Yupan narrowed his eyes and looked at him carefully, "There are not many young children now, but Bai has searched all over the capital and can't find one that suits his appetite. Fu The one in my brother's arms seems to be quite good, how about borrowing some money?"

"..." Take back the foreword, when you deal with this idiot, you must bring him a copy of Lu Anxiang, and you will definitely beat him so hard that your own father will not recognize him.

Wen Renfu paused, and his smile suddenly brightened, "Brother Bai, if you say this in front of Tweety, you will be punished again."

"I hate you, my lord!" Tweety feigned anger and hammered Bai Yupan's body.

"Tui'er won't mind." Bai Yupan responded with a smile, and turned to look at Lu Anxiang who only showed his eyes.

Wen Renfu's brows twitched slightly, and just as he was thinking about how to get around, he felt the person in his arms move, and when he lowered his head, he saw Lu Anxiang buried the remaining half of his face in his arms, Even the arms were wrapped around his waist.

"I just want to follow the young master." His voice was covered by the cloth, and he couldn't tell the difference for a while.

Wen Renfu only felt the hot air blast from his chest and spread all over his body. Even though he knew that these words were for emergency, he still couldn't restrain his blood rushing up, and just wanted to punish him on the spot.

But it's always not working here, it seems to be trapped in a cocoon.

Wen Renfu suppressed his frantic beating emotions, and said with a light smile, "Look, he doesn't want to either. It's not good to force others."

Bai Yupan sighed regretfully, "She is so determined, what kind of curse did Brother Fu put on her?"

Lu Anxiang breathed a sigh of relief, this kind of work is really not done by humans.He raised his head slightly, blinked at Wen Renfu, and signaled that the matter was over.

It's just that this scene always has a different meaning in Wen Renfu's eyes. His eyes are shining, and the blush on his cheeks has not faded from the words just now. It's really cute no matter how you look at it. A kiss Fangze ah.

Wen Renfu, who couldn't hold back, took advantage of the situation and refused to let him go any further, even if he ate a few mouthfuls of tofu by the side, he couldn't resist.

"Hmm..." Lu Anxiang was in a mess when he was kissed, especially since he had to act as a desperate girl, it was impossible to resist by beating and kicking...then he could just sit here and be kissed by him? ! ! ! !And when there is a huge lantern on the opposite side? ! ! ! !

Wait, it seems that the most critical issue is not this one. Wouldn't Bai Yupan know everything when the truth came out one day? !How could he still be the prime minister in court? ! ! ! !

What a fucking headache.

What's even more troublesome is that Bai Yupan on the opposite side clapped his hands happily and smiled like a two hundred and five!

The quarrel lasted until nightfall, after drinking for three rounds, the two talked nonsense one round after another, I don't know whether it was because of the drunkenness or Tai Chi for some other purpose, so that Lu An Township almost shrank in Wenrenfu He fell asleep on his lap, and suddenly heard the white jade plate wave back Tweety.

Lu Anxiang moved his body, and just about to sit up from Wen Renfu's lap, he felt someone pressing down on his back, and Bai Yupan said again, "Brother Fu won't let the woman back down?"

"He's asleep, it's okay." Wen Renfu said lightly, his restless hand slowly slid down from his cheek, to his neck, collarbone... and then touched a hand.

Ok?

The hand pressed up lightly, pinched his wrist and pulled it back——

"what--"

The white jade plate on the opposite side trembled with fright, and half the table was spilled with wine.

"—Yes, speaking of it, Brother Bai had some clues about what he wanted to inquire about before." Wen Renfu gritted his teeth with a smile, chewed up the remaining half of the scream and swallowed it.

"Oh?" Bai Yupan wiped his hands, his eyes lit up.

"You also know that now that Prime Minister Lu has lost power, and the prime minister's mansion is in chaos and depression, it is not impossible to get in with one or two eyeliners," Wen Renfu lowered his voice, "It's just that Brother Bai is asking why?"

"Brother Fu said that Lu Anxiang and the dog emperor have known each other for a long time, is that true?"

"Really! General Tang said it when he was drunk."

"Then he must know the weakness of this dog emperor!" Bai Yupan squeezed the cup and said viciously, "Whether it's bullying or lure, or torture, I think a scholar can't bear this kind of hardship."

Lu Anxiang's heart sank violently, and his fingers tightened unconsciously.

Wen Renfu narrowed his eyes, and turned away the sharpness that flashed in his eyes, "Brother Fu, is he going to do something? But why is the Lu family loyal and good for generations, it's too blatant..."

"The dog emperor abandoned him, so naturally he doesn't care about the whereabouts of a derelict pawn." Bai Yupan interrupted him, took out a silver ingot from his pocket and pushed it to him, "Brother Fu has been of great help."

"It's a small matter." Wen Renfu put down the money with a smile, "Brother Bai is so capable, he made a scene all over the city first, and then took advantage of the emptiness to sneak in. I didn't expect this to be a series of tricks!"

"Bai is not talented. He has been very interested in government affairs since he was a child, and he has read a lot of books," Bai Yupan said, his eyes darkened. Otherwise, Bai wouldn't be able to..."

Wen Renfu narrowed his eyes and lightly rubbed the outer wall of the wine cup, and heard Bai Yupan say again, "That being said, Bai really wanted to spread rumors and make a big fuss, but someone took the lead and did it very neatly. Bai didn't even know that Lu Anxiang was coercing Shan'er..."

Wen Renfu raised his brows lightly, then smiled and said, "Someone must have secretly helped Brother Bai. Didn't Brother Bai have old acquaintances in the Prime Minister's Mansion?"

"No, it's not them. There has been no news since the letter was delivered, and Shan'er was coerced into doing such a thing. Their situation must be difficult," Bai Yupan frowned, muttering to himself in a low voice. , "Could it be in the palace..."

In the palace, there is only Lian Niang.

Wen Renfu looked at his helpless expression calmly, it didn't seem to be fake, then he should also have fallen into the same doubts - how could Lianniang, as a woman with no strength to restrain a chicken, make a fuss with one hand covering the sky? So much movement.

Lu Anxiang and Wen Renfu quietly exchanged glances.

"Okay, don't think about it anymore, after all, it's a friend rather than an enemy, it's time to celebrate." Wen Renfu raised his glass.

"That's right." Bai Yupan nodded, let go of his worries, and clinked glasses with him, "I just don't know how to put eyeliner on so as not to be suspicious. I don't know if it's feasible to buy Lu Yinghao's buddy."

"Tsk," Wen Renfu clicked his tongue, "Didn't Bai just say that his fellow villagers are not doing well in Lu An Township? Why don't you use them?"

"They didn't reply to the letter before, I'm afraid it won't be easy this time." Bai Yupan shook his head.

"Lu An Township doesn't protect itself, if the management is relaxed, they may find time to reply to the letter," Wen Renfu shrugged, "But once it is exposed, it is easy to follow the clues to Brother Bai."

"Hmm..." Bai Yupan frowned, raised his head and drank a glass of wine, as if he was thinking about it.

At this moment, there was a sudden noise outside the door, accompanied by the man's thick roar and the woman's piercing scream.

"That stutterer is here again?!" Bai Yupan was startled.

Stutter?again?Lu Anxiang was at a loss.

Hearing the angry voice, Wen Renfu's mouth twitched secretly, his knee moved, Lu Anxiang bumped his head hard, and hit the corner of the low table hard, gasping for air.

Because Wen Renfu couldn't drink too much wine, every time after noon he would leave the banquet on the grounds that he wanted to patrol the city. He made an agreement with Tang Jiucan that if he couldn't get away until midnight, Tang Jiucan would rush in interrupt him.

but!He forgot!He forgot to tell Tang Jiushen, who was cooperating with the play, about what happened tonight!

Not long after, the door was kicked open, and Tang Jiucan stomped into the room, staring at Wen Renfu sternly but viciously.

"It's time! I, I'm going to watch the night, it's night! You, you, you, why are you still looking for fun here..." Tang Jiushen was stunned halfway through speaking, staring at Lu Anxiang, and finished writing. His lines are tangled in a knot in his tongue.

In the silence at that moment, Lu Anxiang heard the sound of the famous name being smashed to pieces on the ground, how crisp and heartbreaking it was.

"I'm sorry! General Tang!" Wen Renfu knelt down on the ground with a plop.

Bai Yupan: "???" What's going on?

Lu Anxiang: "???" What's the situation?

Tang Jiushen: "???" My Majesty, the emperor knelt down for me, am I going to die!

"But the general has to believe that the lower official and Lingmei are like-minded!" Wen Renfu continued.

Bai Yupan: "!!!" Elope! !

Lu Anxiang: "!!!" Damn it! !Where did the market talk book come from! ! ! ! !

Tang Jiushen: "!!!" Majesty, the emperor is still kneeling for me, am I really hopeless! ! ! ! !

Wen Renfu pulled the loveless Lu Anxiang, and Lu Anxiang had no choice but to kneel down to Tang Jiushen, kowtowed, and said softly, "My brother was shocked."

The emperor and the prime minister knelt in front of him, one called him elder brother and the other called him general. Tang Jiusan felt that there was no more exciting time in his life than this. He even saw Naiheqiao and Meng Po waving at him.

"General Tang!" Wen Renfu saw that Tang Jiushen was beginning to roll his eyes and began to lose his balance and gradually fainted. He rushed forward, "General Tang, don't worry!" He slashed at the back of his neck as he spoke. superior.

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Tang Jiucan felt a strong wind behind him, and the face of His Majesty the Emperor in front of him was infinitely enlarged, his eyes rolled over, and he passed out.

"Here... Liu'er, stay here for a while, and I'll come as soon as I go." Wen Renfu said this, and dragged the over-excited Tang Jiushen out.

Lu Anxiang: "..."