The sand sculpture emperor fell in love with me

Bai Yupan scratched his head, "Huh?"

"That's right." Wen Renfu patted Bai Yupan's shoulder with a smile on his face. The latter's center of gravity tilted, and the half of his body that was patted by him suddenly sank.

Lu Cangshi felt even more strange, stroked his beard and said, "If Your Majesty really has such a heart, I don't necessarily want to fight mandarin ducks, but entering the palace is not a child's play, especially as the first concubine to live in the harem, I also want to check for Your Majesty." , let's see what kind of woman can make His Majesty weak for three thousand and take only one scoop."

When Lu Cangshi said this, his eyes were fixed on Wen Renfu, but Wen Renfu's face was as thick as a city wall, and he responded to all changes without change. On the contrary, it was Lu Anxiang behind him, whose expression was so fast that he could not change his face. Play with it like this.

Wen Renfu quietly looked at Lu Anxiang's face, still thinking about how to answer, Bai Yupan took the lead and said, "Old Lu will not be disappointed, I have the honor to chat with that girl all night, she has a clear mind and has a lot of experience .”

"Okay, this old man will wait for the good news." Lu Cangshi did not want to say more when he saw that he was convincing, so he said goodbye after seeing the ceremony, and retreated.

After sending Lu Cangshi away, Bai Yupan turned his head and saw Lu Anxiang's murderous eyes, his neck shrank in fright, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.

"Lu Lu Lu Lu?"

"I heard that Master Bai followed Lianniang all the way to the capital, and wanted to seek justice for his brother?"

"...Uh, why did Lu Xiang suddenly bring up this matter?"

"I heard that Master Bai was bullied by the dog prime minister when he was a child, and the letters couldn't get through?"

"...Ah this?"

"I heard that Mr. Bai wants to buy a murderer to enter the prime minister's mansion and take off the head of the prime minister?"

"... Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu! How do you know this!" Bai Yupan blinked and gasped, "Momomomomomomomomomomo..."

"Bai, Yu, Pan!!!" Lu Anxiang grabbed his shoulders and shook, "I bet the loss to Wen Renfu is already miserable enough! Can you improve your eyesight!!! !!!!"

Kicking the white jade plate out of the imperial garden, Lu Anxiang was so angry that his whole body was filled with smoke, and his heart was poured into flames. As a result, he accidentally pulled the wound that had not healed a while ago, and was so painful that he nestled in the chair brought by Wen Renfu and throbbed.

Wen Renfu brought him a cup of tea to calm him down, "The fourth brother and Xie Qiyuan are going back to Beijing soon."

"Huh?" Lu Anxiang was stunned, and did not drink the tea, "So fast? Didn't they go to the extreme north in July?"

"Yes, but it's the end of the year now," Wen Renfu looked at him amusedly, "I told them to travel faster, and they should be able to reach the capital for the new year."

"Oh..." Lu Anxiang recalled, "They are going to pick..."

"The pond grows grass." Wen Renfu took over the conversation, "Fuzhu is located in the southern border, where there is a lot of marsh gas, and the humidity is unbearable. The pond-grown grass that grows in the extreme north can absorb moisture and detoxify, and it is the nemesis of Fuzhu."

"Your Majesty has already started preparations so early?" Lu Anxiang was startled, and held a wedding ceremony in the capital, and used it to deceive people, and transferred Xie Qiyuan away from the capital, "When does Your Majesty plan to..."

"Tsk," Wen Renfu stroked his chin, "but if Mr. Lu makes such a fuss, the matter has to be postponed, and this matter must be settled." After finishing speaking, the corner of his mouth twitched, and his eyes turned , looked at him maliciously.

Lu Anxiang's face darkened, and he cracked a corner of the table with his palm, "If you dress up as a woman again, it will be the same as this table."

"You don't need to pretend." The old god Wen Renfu is there.

"That's more or less..." Lu Anxiang was halfway through speaking, and suddenly felt a little weird, "Wait a minute, what do you mean by that?"

Wen Renfu looked at him, suddenly cast a winking eye, fell on him weakly and bonelessly, and said delicately with an orchid finger, "Aiqing, don't you think I'm beautiful?"

Lu Anxiang looked at him blankly.

Wen Renfu blinked crazily, as if trying to create the feeling that the water was shaking his eyes.

Lu Anxiang seemed to have exhausted all his self-control in his life, calling him word for word, "Wen, Ren, Fu."

Wen Renfu covered his lips and smiled coquettishly, "What's the matter with the official?"

Lu Anxiang's veins twitched, he simply gave up his self-control, kicked him up a tree, shook his goosebumps, and walked out expressionlessly.

It's time to invite a mage in the palace to get rid of the monsters.

Just as Lu Anxiang was about to leave the palace, Eunuch Jin dragged his hind legs back. He said that His Majesty was kicked by him and hung on a tree in the imperial garden, and was stung by a hornet. Lu Anxiang came over to give him medicine.

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Lu Anxiang did not believe that Wen Ren Fu Neng was stung by a wasp there. Firstly, there would be no wasps in the palace, and secondly, there would be no way to sting him if there were wasps. And secondly, he doesn’t really want to see this psychopath right now, but it’s true. Eunuch Jin couldn't hold back his nose and tears, so he was dragged back anyway.

Cao Yunshan held the medicine bowl and saw Lu Anxiang coming, just like seeing a savior, he almost knelt down to him gratefully, and quickly stuffed the medicine into his hand, saying that His Majesty was stung in the face, and he would not let anyone but Lu Anxiang come. People other than adults can enter.

Lu Anxiang took the medicine bowl, opened the curtain, and Wen Renfu was leaning on the bed with his legs crossed, and he was touching his handsome and romantic face and smiling evilly at him. Lu Anxiang was so angry that he almost lost his mind. The medicine bowl was slammed into his face.

"Hey, don't! Aiqing, calm down!" Wen Renfu quickly waved his hand, "I was really stung!" After saying that, he lifted up his sleeves, and there were indeed two big red envelopes swollen on his arms, which looked a bit scary .

Lu Anxiang rolled his eyes at him, and sat beside him, putting the medicine on his hand very lightly, "What's the fuss if you really stung, is it because you don't trust Yunshan or Jin Gonggong?"

"I want to see you." Wen Renfu approached and whispered in his ear.

Lu Anxiang blushed, rubbed the medicine on his hand crookedly, and quickly pushed the person away, "Don't feel ashamed and panic, you didn't let me go before a stick of incense."

Wen Renfu blocked his hand and moved closer, "Don't you wonder why there are hornets in the Imperial Garden?"

Lu Anxiang was stunned, and he continued, "There are hornet's nests in the bushes. It stands to reason that the eunuchs will clean these things regularly. It is absolutely impossible to leave a hornet's nest. Moreover, this hornet's nest is unusual. It is poisonous." of."

"What—!" Upon hearing this, Lu Anxiang hurriedly got up to let Cao Yunshan come in, but was pulled back by Wen Renfu.

"I was poisoned by my husband in my last life. In this life, when I just woke up, I asked someone to give me the antidote. Now I have been cured." Wen Renfu said softly, "This poison is not very toxic, but it will make people feel sick. Hot-tempered, hot-tempered."

"Not fatal? Then why did he take this medicine?" Lu Anxiang was puzzled.

"The inspection of the palace gate is very cumbersome, including the palace people will check regularly, even the husbands have no chance to prepare highly poisonous substances, and the ingredients of this kind of poison are very common, and generally will not be checked," Wen Renfu said, " In addition, I am more inclined to think about what the King of Chu wants to use to provoke me."

"What is it?" Lu Anxiang was even more puzzled.

"I don't know." Wen Renfu sneered, "But I can give him a chance."

"What do you want to do?"

"You." Wen Renfu responded quickly.

Lu Anxiang was so angry that he pressed heavily on the swollen bag, the pain made him yell, "Speak up!"

Wen Renfu looked at him and blinked, then whispered something in his ear.

The tent has three or four floors, and people outside can't see what the people inside are doing. It was fine at first, just a rustling sound, but it changed after a while, and there was an ambiguous twitch coming from inside. gasp.

"hiss--"

Hearing that Eunuch Jin and Cao Yunshan who were waiting outside also took a deep breath, thinking about whether to ask for more imperial physicians, the sound of pain changed from inside.

"Ah... it hurts!"

"Take it easy!"

"Ouch, ouch—"

"Aiqing, please slow down! Hey, hey... don't touch anything! Ah~"

Cao Yunshan: "...Is this His Majesty's voice?"

Eunuch Jin: "..."

Eunuch Jin jumped up violently and rushed towards the tent.

"Eunuch Jin! Calm down, calm down! Your Majesty won't let you in!" Cao Yunshan pushed Eunuch Jin to the ground, "Besides, Mr. Lu knows that he won't do anything else at this time... eh ? Wait a minute? Is Master Lu the one who took the initiative?"

Eunuch Jin looked back at him, "Ah? Isn't Master Lu always the same?"

"Ah?" Cao Yunshan's world collapsed, "What?!"

"Isn't it?!" Eunuch Jin's eyes widened.

"Impossible! I don't believe it!" Cao Yunshan slapped the floor, "Let's bet!"

"What are you betting on?" Eunuch Jin also became interested, and simply sat cross-legged on the ground, "Old servant, do you have an interest in that Master Bai?"

"Don't, don't talk nonsense!" Cao Yunshan's face became hot.

"How about this, if the old slave loses, I will help you match the two," Eunuch Jin said, "If the old slave wins, you can fight for it yourself."

Cao Yunshan covered his face, "Is there any difference?"

At this moment, Lu Anxiang opened the curtain and came out, "What are you yelling about? There's a lot of noise inside, and there's also noise outside."

The two quickly calmed down, stepped forward and asked, "How is Your Majesty?"

Lu Anxiang glanced at them, sighed heavily, and moved away. Wen Renfu was lying flat on the bed with a silk scarf covering his face, motionless.

"Your Majesty is fine, it's just that... the sting on the face is a bit harsh." Lu Anxiang stopped Eunuch Jin, who was about to rush up with tears in his eyes, "Let's do this for now, order it down, the servants are not allowed to lift the curtain, but to go up When it's time for the medicine, just ask the minister to come."