The whole world wants me to stay away from my boyfriend

Online Dating·Chapter 9

"It smells so good—" Jian also shrugged her nose to smell the aroma of egg tarts.

"Be careful it's hot." Yu Tong carefully walked around Jian Yi with the baking tray and put it on the table. "It's really fragrant, let it dry and eat."

Shen Ke went to the front desk to get some more cups of milk tea, Jian Yi obediently sat on the seat and watched Yu Tong bring some more cakes and puddings.

"Eat whatever you want! I'm treating you." Yu Tong waved his hands pretendingly.

"You are ashamed to say that in your own shop, as if you are so generous." Shen Ke rolled his eyes and looked down for a straw. Yu Tong patted her head hard, "Why am I so embarrassed, my shop Isn't it still my money to spend?"

"All right, all right, you are the big boss, everything you say is right, and everything you say is justified." Shen Ke said in an unbeatable tone, while holding his head for fear of being hammered again.

"Scum girl." Yu Tong glared at her and then at Jian Yi. "Eat, why don't you move?"

Jian Yi stared blankly at the hot food in front of him, "I was wondering how many cups of milk tea we drank today."

"...Three cups?" Yu Tong stirred the coconut in the cup, "It's so sweet, it's delicious if I haven't tasted it before." '

"I don't remember. I'm afraid you won't get fat after drinking."

Jian Yi bit the straw and looked at Shen Ke innocently, "Then don't you get fat from drinking?"

Shen Ke: ...If it weren't for how young you are, I would definitely kill you.

Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat, slow goat, soft sheep, red wolf, gray wolf———

"Hey, it's here, the door? Come in." Yu Tong waved to the door with his mobile phone, "Here!"

He took a look at the things in the delivery man's hand, "Thank you."

Shen Ke pointed to the bag, "What is this? Did you order takeaway?"

"Ah, yes. Fried chicken and French fries, I'm hungry after not eating for several days." Yu Tong put the things out in a hurry.

Seeing a table of hot food, Yu Tong nodded in satisfaction, "This is the perfect dinner."

Jian Yi took two photos of the table with her mobile phone and prepared to post them on the platform at night, "Delicious food is delicious, but it can't always be a staple food. It's not good for your health. It's better to cook it yourself at home."

Yu Tong took a bite of the egg tart and handed it to Jian Yi, "Eat it quickly, it tastes good, how can you talk so old-fashioned at a young age."

"Well, it's delicious! I'm so good!" Jian Yi smacked her lips, suddenly felt that her words were so narcissistic, she shrunk her neck and blushed quietly, but luckily the other two didn't pay attention.

"It's really delicious. By the way, baby Jane, what job do you do now? Would you like to come to our place to help! Let him give you a high salary!" Shen Ke sold the boss without hesitation.

Jian Yi squinted her eyes and smiled, "I'm an anchor, so I can help you. I'm fine when I'm not live broadcasting, so I don't need to pay my salary hahahaha."

"Anchor? Oh, Yu Tong too.. Hiss—" Shen Ke was stepped on by Yu Tong in the middle of the conversation and got a slap in the face. Although she didn't know why she was stared at, she still changed the subject.

"How can he not be paid? Let me tell you that he is already rich." Shen Ke said and glanced at Yu Tong, making sure that he didn't step on his thoughts before letting go.

"No need." Jian Yi licked her lower lip, "Can I help you learn how to cook?"

Looking at the bright-eyed "child" Shen Ke, he patted the table excitedly, "Okay! Why not! You can do it then! Come here, let me, brother Yu, teach you."

After saying this on his own, Shen Ke looked at Yu Tong again. Yu Tong listened to the two of them talking with a smile on his face, with a chicken wing in his mouth, and he didn't seem to object at all.

Shen Ke was a little puzzled, why Yu Tong had such a good temper today.

Jian Yi clasped her fingers, "Then, can I bring Mi Lier here, I'm afraid he'll be bored if he's alone at home." As Jian Yi said, she felt that she had climbed too smoothly, and just wanted to say that Shen Ke would forget it. Another decision.

"Okay! No problem! Who is Mi Lier? Do you have children at home?"

Jian Yi thought to himself, isn't what Shen Ke drinks is milk tea?Why is it like being drunk.

"No, it's his dog." Yu Tong, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said.

"Eh yes, how do you know?"

Yu Tong said it just now, and then remembered that Jian Yi had mentioned the dog's name in the live broadcast.

He swallowed unnaturally, "Guess, didn't you say that you live alone, the dog just took over, it must be a dog."

Shen Ke's mouth became an "o", "It's so powerful, it's so accurate to guess. It's okay, you can bring it here, we had a cat here before, and there was a girl who was allergic and asked the owner to bring the cat home It's gone. That girl has left her job now, and it's okay for you to hug her here."

"Drunk Shen Ke", "Then it's settled, baby Jian will come over when he is free, and then let him teach you how to cook delicious food when Yu Tong is around."

"Send me a message when you're coming, and I'll come and stay." Yu Tong arranged the bones he had eaten in a row in the box, and said casually without raising his head.

But it fell into Jian Yi's ears as if Yu Tong wanted to "accompany him" when he came. Jian Yi felt that he was really narcissistic enough to think so, but Shen Ke thought so too.

Of the three, Yu Tong ate egg tarts alone as if he didn't know anything.

"Eat! Eat and eat and you will know how to eat. You will die if you eat it." Shen Ke fiercely tore a piece of chicken.

Yu Tong, who still had French fries in his mouth, raised his head in a daze, and pointed to himself, "I, you mean me? You're sick, why don't you eat so much?"

Shen Ke rolled his eyes and didn't want to talk to him at first, but Yu Tong didn't know if he was full and had nothing to do, so he insisted on arguing with her to the death.

The customers who entered the store were attracted by the sound, and the staff in front of the counter stood there with an embarrassed smile on their faces.The few people making milk tea behind them all lowered their heads, as if they never wanted to say that they were the staff here.

A well-meaning guest watched for a long time and finally couldn't help asking, "Are they arguing? Don't you need to persuade them?"

The cashier at the counter said, "No need, that's our boss and the foreman, we're used to arguing and let them quarrel, as long as we don't beat each other to death."

Guest:......Are all the people in this store so senior?

Jian also cocked his feet while eating and playing with his mobile phone as if he had nothing to do with himself, and listened to their arguing and playing. After a while, he was used to the way Yu Tong and Shen Ke would quarrel when they "did not agree". It's a way to promote the relationship all the time. Although I'm quite irritable, I still shrink back in fright occasionally due to conditioned reflex.

He posted the photo he took just now to the platform feed, and after refreshing it, he received countless comments in an instant.

Simple order: The owner of the coffee shop downstairs invites you to dinner.I also learned how to make egg tarts today, I made them! 【picture】

[Wow, it looks delicious. 】

[Is this the first time making egg tarts?This is too powerful, I can't do it every time I make meringue. 】

Simple reply: [Yes, the first time, the boss has been teaching by the side, so it is easier. 】

【srds This doesn't seem to be rice. 】

[The boss is so nice, please let us have dinner alone, can you bring me along. 】

Simple reply: [No, the three of us are almost done eating. 】

[Hey, hahaha, Shan Shan is too cute and obediently replied. 】

[Learn to make egg tarts, little apprentice, I really want to eat something. 】

[What are you eating □□cp upstairs?Although I did too. 】

Yu Tong and Shen Ke were finally exhausted from the quarrel, picked up the milk tea and drank it down in one gulp, fanning each other with their hands.

Jian also thoughtfully put the Coke with ice cubes on the faces of the two of them, and the two of them were shocked by the ice and hurried to open more.

"What are you doing?"

"Aren't you hot?" Jian Yi held up the Coke with a helpless look on his face, and Yu Tong sighed, "This expression is too foul. '

The sky was cloudy, and it was raining outside the house, contrary to the weather forecast.

There was a sound at the door, Yu Tong took a look, and Guo He dragged himself down on the sofa with a look of hopelessness.Yu Tong caught the man and poured a cup of hot water in front of him.

"What's wrong with you? I went out early in the morning and didn't see you. I came back suddenly at meal time." Yu Tong went to the bathroom to get a towel and threw it to Guo He to wipe his hair.

"When I mention this, I get angry. I don't know what that dead pig's hooves said to my old man. I was about to sleep yesterday. The old man called me and asked me to go out with him tomorrow to watch a movie and have dinner."

Guo He rubbed his hair angrily, as if he was going to bald himself.Even if Yu Tong took action to stop Guo He from persecuting his hair, after all, he had already lost his hair, and if he lost it again, he would be bald in middle age.

"So? Go out for breakfast early in the morning?"

"What, I was looking for a place to eat at noon. He suddenly received a call saying that he was going to have a scene. He was going to take me back, but I didn't let me go. I took a taxi and came back. The driver obviously saw that it was raining, and he was still alive. Drive me in and I'll come back in the rain."

"Are you in the rain?" Upon hearing that Guo He came back in the rain, Yu Tong hurriedly poured hot water into his mouth.

He originally thought that Guo He would be fine if he went downstairs and got a little rain.

Just kidding, when the two were in junior high school, they didn't bring an umbrella after school, and they rushed into the rain as soon as they discussed holding hands.At that time, I still felt that I was very handsome running in the rain. When I got home, Yu Tong was fine, but Guo He couldn't afford a high fever.

From then on, Yu Tong never dared to take Guo He in the rain again. The ghost knew how scared he was when he saw Guo He lying on the bed and didn't wake up. He thought Guo He was going to die like this.

After breaking away from the memory, Yu Tong realized that he had poured water into Guo He's nostrils, and hurriedly took away the cup and gave Guo He a pat on the back.

"Ahem! I rely on your mother, are you afraid that I will have a fever or that I will live too long and choke me to death?"

Guo He swiped Yu Tong with a towel, but Yu Tong didn't hide, pulled him up and pushed him to the bathroom. "Go and take a hot bath, hurry up, don't have a fever again, I don't want to serve you anymore."

"Oh no, my body is not as weak as before."

"Do you believe what you say? Go away."

That's right.Later, Guo He still had a fever in the rain. Although Yu Tong didn't dare to take him in the rain, Guo He couldn't stand it, so he ran to get in the rain by himself.

When I was in high school, walking in the rain and confessing my love in the rain suddenly became popular, and Guo He also mixed in to join in the fun.

Hearing that the chances of success in confession are higher in the rain, Guo He didn't dare to find a boy, so he dragged a girl to the playground together in the rain.After Guo He confessed his love, he was rejected, and after listening to the idiots around him, he told the girl that if you don't agree, I'll keep dripping.

In the end, the girl was too cold in the rain and was picked up by her roommate, and Guo He was left alone in the rain, melancholy, "Why didn't she agree to me even though I was so sincere?" '

At that time, Yu Tong was in the office helping the class teacher sort out the grades, but he didn't know the farce on the playground, and he didn't catch Guo He in time.

As a result, after Guo He sneezed in the rain, someone finally told Yu Tong. Yu Tong hurriedly took him back to the dormitory to measure his temperature, and he developed a fever without incident.Yu Tong was busy carrying water and delivering medicine, and took care of Guo He for three or four days before his fever subsided. Fortunately, he did not dare to get wet in the rain easily after he learned the lesson.

Yu Tong went to the bathroom door and knocked, and Guo He's voice came out. "What's wrong!"

"Oh shit, it's not hard to hear what you are shouting. Are you really a policeman with your pig's trotters?"

"Yeah, what's the matter? Can the old man's introduction be fake?"

"Then you're done. You won't have good luck in escaping drunk driving in the future. You see, you still drive after taking a sip every time. Although nothing happened to you after drinking a little, someone can finally take care of you."

"Fuck, get out."