I'm so handsome that I need a kiss to wake up

Chapter One:

On the eve of Valentine's Day, news of superstar Su Jinyun's album pre-sale was posted all over the streets and alleys. Various bloggers and big Vs reposted and liked it one after another, promising to buy five or ten copies. Everyone's anticipation brought Su Jinyun's popularity to a new level after she had just started solo flight.

This is the nearest audio-visual store to Shengji Garden Community. As expected, there are a row of pre-sale posters of Su Jinyun pasted in the store. A man wearing black pants and a fluffy hat was wandering around the store, and finally stopped in front of the posters for a long time. Speechless.

The little girl standing at the cashier's eyes always involuntarily wandered to Heichao man. She has been observing that weird man for a long time!The malice is very subtle.

"Boss, that person has been hanging around Yunyun's album poster for a long time, and he doesn't buy anything. Do you think he wants to steal the album? Do we want to..." The little girl is Su Jinyun's hardcore Mi Fensi, seeing With a furtive look, the man complained in a low voice to the boss in dissatisfaction, and compared his neck in protest.

The boss rolled up the newspaper and hit the little girl on the head. He covered his mouth with his hand and whispered, "What nonsense! Did you see the clothes that man was wearing? It was the latest Metersbonwe. Hey, what do we do? You can’t be ignorant, and those who can live in Shengji Community can be ordinary people!..."

The little girl had two tears in her eyes, thinking of being judged by a black super weirdo, her girlish heart was stuck in her throat, she muttered: "Mettersbonwe is amazing, boss, I'm going to clean up..."

"Eh...don't..."

Before the boss could finish speaking, the little girl took out the feather duster from the cabinet and walked straight to the man in Heichao.

"Sorry!! Excuse me, excuse me—"

The little girl waved the colorful feather duster in her hand, and slapped the dust everywhere. The super-black man covered his mouth and nose, and quietly backed away without saying anything.

After getting close, the little girl realized that this man was very tall, about 1.8 meters three by visual inspection. Thinking that this man was one centimeter taller than Yun Yun, the little girl was a little upset. She took the initiative to ask: "Sir, do you have any albums you want to buy? Need me?" Do you recommend it?"

The man cleared his throat, "No need, I'll just take a look."

Fuck, it turned out to be a subwoofer!My family does not have such a thing! !The little girl was jealously drawing circles, when the man had already turned around, the little girl saw a small green leaf on the fur hat the man was wearing, the whole person looked like a large plant wearing a cuckold, she I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Ah... I'm sorry, sir!" The little girl felt the man's puzzled eyes, she apologized in a panic, and changed the subject by the way. "Sir, I've been looking at Su Jinyun's poster. Do you want to order his new album? The pre-orders for this special Valentine's Day album are very high. I heard that there will be many sweet love songs by Jinyun. I'm looking forward to it!  … "

The man was silent for a while, and then said: "...Did you laugh at me just now?"

She worked hard to sell for a long time, such a big man smiled and still care about the trivial matter just now?The little girl gritted her teeth. "sorry sir."

"I'm sorry?..." The man stretched out his hand and scratched his head, his tone was gentle: "You have to make up for my traumatized heart, right?"

The little girl was taken aback by the other party's domineering president's lines, and blushed and said, "How... how to compensate..."

Ma Dan, Wo's heart is like this! !If you want to sign a contract of marriage first and love later... I will firmly reject it! !

"Give me this poster." The man pointed at Su Jinyun's poster and nodded affirmatively.

"what?!"

"Didn't you say his album is great? I'll take it back and look at it first."

"Eh? Well then..." The little girl was fooled several times, and foolishly helped the other party take down the poster on the wall.The man nodded in satisfaction, and before leaving, he took off the black mask on the little girl's face and blinked.

"You are!"

He's so handsome but I still don't know him!

The boss looked at the little girl holding the feather duster in her arms, and sighed: "This sour smell of love, this flirtatious bastard wearing Metersbonwe..."

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As soon as Leng Xun walked out of the video store, his phone rang.

He calmly plucked his ears, and then clicked the answer button.

"Cold inquiry!!!—I'm going crazy, where did you bastard go?! Can you stay at home in peace and don't run around, tomorrow is Valentine's Day... Please feel sorry for your poor manager What! I want to recharge my batteries and go to pick up girls tomorrow, dear!—”

Leng Xun let out a hehe. "I'm just walking downstairs in the community, and I have to take out the chihuahuas from time to time for a walk. I don't even have the right to walk around myself!?"

Ran He, the gold broker on the phone, snorted, "You're the one who compares yourself to a Chihuahua, do you look as good-looking as it does? Is it so worry-free? It's just your weight, how many times have I told you?" , Mr. Leng Xun, please keep your figure, don’t ask you to eat cabbage, can you sleep more and eat less?”

Leng Xun touched the corner of his mouth subconsciously, the oil from the skewers had been wiped off long ago, he snorted coldly, speaking confidently. "Huh, I like the feeling of getting up early, eat less and eat more and not gain weight, okay?"

While arguing with Ran He, Leng Xun walked slowly towards the buildings of the community, passed a small park along the way, and accidentally bumped into a young couple talking to each other, and Leng Xun passed them as if he had never heard of them.

"Hey Leng Xiaoxun, why did I hear someone's voice..." Ran He had sharp ears. "Tell me the truth, you didn't go to any bad place, I don't want to see you on the headlines tomorrow!"

"Oh, I just met a couple of dog-abusing men and women who celebrated the festival together." Leng Xun said calmly. "You don't worry too much, I have already mastered the skill of automatically blinding men and women who abuse dogs."

Regarding Leng Xun's unrestrained speech, Ran He sighed a little, "If you let your few Mi Fensi know what you are like now, hey, as my manager, I should take the initiative to pack my bags and get out of Yuantian Entertainment..."

Leng Xun was poked into a sore foot, "Hey, Ran He, I obviously have a lot of rice, I just went to the video store just now, and there was a woman who kept staring at me, even though I knew I was taller I'm handsome but I still feel shy when I stare at me like this, so there's something wrong with handsome people, they can score points in the circle of strength wherever they go, hehe..."

Ran He's voice was a little desperate. "...you won't put your green leaf hat on, will you?"

"Sure, the leaves are so cute, and the long grass is so cute that it exploded."

Ran He was weak: "...you don't have oversized sunglasses, do you?"

"Hey, my popularity is so high, it will be very troublesome if I don't wear it..."

Ran He: "..."

"But I won't wear it after I have practiced my personalized signature. I ordered a personalized signature on Sobao a few days ago, and there is a heart in my 'inquiry'!"

"...Ran He is dead, burn paper for something."

The cold wind was blowing at night, Leng Xun breathed into his palm, he held the poster under his arm, and opened the door in the dark.

Although the room is not big, it is warm and tidy. Leng Xun locked the door and said, "I'm home, Manager Ran, are you relieved?"

"Beep beep..."

Actually hung up!Leng Xun threw his phone on the sofa, carefully took off his fur hat and hung it in the cloakroom, took out his long-preserved dart target from the room, and took off the poster on the previous target for a new one. on the new one.

The old poster is Su Jinyun's photo of Christmas last year. Su Jinyun is now a jade-faced little prince in the entertainment industry. Yan Mi points.

And the old poster that was taken down was already riddled with holes, especially Su Jinyun's handsome face, which was covered in holes by Leng Xun's darts every day.

Quietly watching the new poster, Leng Xun rubbed the dart in his hand, squinting to confirm the center of the target, yo!Right in the heart!

Su Jinyun, you little watch, I'll poke you villain!

Leng Xun smiled in satisfaction, took a photo with his mobile phone as a souvenir, and then began to brush his blog on the bedside.

Tomorrow's Valentine's Day, many people in the entertainment industry are ready to start showing off their big tricks of affection. Leng Xun swiped while secretly rubbing likes or comments on the trumpet.

When I came across Su Jinyun's blog, the one on the top was the impressions of this new blog. The pile of thanks made one's scalp tingle, especially the person who filmed his mv and wiped the table was picked up by the emphatic symbols to express his thanks. Cold inquiry He snorted disdainfully, only to see that the most popular comment was a person called "The Love of Life Consulting".

——Hahaha What a big joke, Su Bailian, do you still remember Leng Xun, the boy friend of CH at the Daming Lake?

Unexpectedly, Su Jinyun replied to this person specifically.

—I'm sorry, I just don't want to bother him anymore.

The pile of all kinds of fussy people below were blown away, "What the hell are you asking coldly, any little guy wants to lean on me, Yunyun", "Don't be sad, Yunyun, we all understand you!", "Call 13**** upstairs, hehe, how dare you post a blog when you're ugly?!"

Leng Xun was so angry that he watched.

He and Su Jinyun formed a boy group at the age of 17. At that time, the two boys who looked like big white steamed buns were loved by everyone, but Leng Xun always knew that as long as he and Su Jinyun were present at the same time, people's eyes would be attracted by Su Jinyun like a magnet. Attracted, and he is a little cabbage living in the cracks. The 17-year-old Leng Xun is much taller than Su Jinyun. He looks more stern and has a handsome appearance, but Su Jinyun, who is as docile as a rabbit, looks like a young master and his bodyguard. After playing a few songs, Su Jinyun took the initiative to announce her solo career and said in words that she had been bullied in the group and wanted to pursue her music dream more freely.

Leng Xun couldn't help sneering, there are two people in the Ma Dan group, you are short and you are bullied, blame me?

But Mi Fensi, who was driven, didn't think so much. They crazily resisted cold inquiries. It wasn't until he participated in several variety shows that ruined his image in recent months that he barely sucked up a few Mi Fen point.

The more Leng Xun thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable. He logged on to his own blog and added v plus size. There were only [-] or [-] comments under the latest blog post. Leng Xun thought about it and posted a sentence.

——Happy Valentine's Day to everyone [roses].

Leng Xun squatted at the foot of the bed, refreshed for a long time, but there was no reply, a little heartbroken, he leaned against the head of the bed, and gradually fell into a deep sleep.

He had a dream. In the dream, he finally hacked to death all the enemies, and stepped on Su Jinyun's face to ascend the coveted throne.

Leng Xun stretched out his hands, with an ambitious expression on his face.

Father-in-law Ran He was lying under his dragon chair, wishing Leng Xun to rule the world forever in a shrill voice.

"Hahahahaha—bring me my dog ​​food!——"

Leng Xun held the royal dog food in front of him, his eyes darkened.