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Qi Jiang squatted at Li Li's feet sucking instant noodles, his dormitory was smoky and full of corrugated cardboard boxes of Bai Miaomiao, Bai Miaomiao plunged into it, only heard his voice but could not see him.Qi Jiang thought about it, but he decided not to cause trouble for him, so he went downstairs to buy a cup of instant noodles, filled it with water and ate it in the corridor.

Li Liyi still stared at the opposite window sill with burning eyes. "Miaomiao, I didn't expect that your place is actually a treasure of geomantic omen."

Bai Miaomiao sneered, and said, "If you come again, I will charge you." He raised his chin at Qi Jiang, "Right Qi Jiang."

"Uh..." Qi Jiang gulped down the noodles in his mouth, swallowed desperately, and then asked vaguely, "Li Li, what are you looking at?"

Li Li patted the back of his head and said, "Call me senior."

Qi Jiang: "What are you looking at?"

Bai Miaomiao took the folded corrugated cardboard box out and threw it away, and said casually, "It's not Jin Chenxiang." He thought for a while and suddenly laughed, "I don't know if my surname is Jin or not."

Qi Jiang was confused, "...what do you mean?"

Who is Jin Chenxiang, isn't Jin Liufang living opposite?

Li Li patted his head and said, "Shh, don't make noise, come here."

Bai Miaomiao rolled her eyes again, "You are good at hearing Jin Liufang. After such a long distance, if you can hear it, you will be a ghost."

Qi Jiang concentrated on eating the instant noodles, and finished eating in a short while. He wiped his mouth and prepared to take a shower and then do his homework.As soon as he stood up, he was hooked back by Li Li's hood, "Look, look, you're on the balcony... Ah, what a beautiful, sad and sick body."

Qi Jiang couldn't understand, "What?"

Li Li stuffed the binoculars into his hand, "Look." It's like a clerk delivering free drinks at the entrance of a supermarket.

Facing his enthusiasm, Qi Jiang thought to himself, I still want to take a bath now.Unmoved, he took the binoculars casually, thinking about it. The field of view in the lens is much farther than his mortal eyes. Bai Miaomiao's is a professional outdoor binoculars, and even a fallen leaf on Jin Liufang's balcony can be seen clearly .

"How is it?" Li Li asked with a gift.

Qi Jiang's camera flicked, and he saw Jin Liufang come out after changing into pajamas, his wrists were snow white, his neck was also snow white, with a slight redness of steam, he didn't know that someone was looking at him, if he knew, Qi Jiang felt that he would definitely Stretch your neck like a proud swan, or a pictorial model.Yet at the moment when no one is around, he is relaxed, lazy, and a little defenseless sleepy.

Qi Jiang swallowed.

"Isn't it beautiful? Isn't it?" Li Li was still nagging in his ear, and suddenly found that his ears were completely red.

Qi Jiang returned the telescope to him in a muffled voice.

Li Li said: "The flowers in our courtyard are well-deserved, right?"

Qi Jiang nodded with a blushing face.

Li Li looked at him as something wrong, pulled his shoulders, and said, "Hey, I said little sapling, you can't be..."

"I, I'm going to take a shower." Qi Jiang fled in despair.

The preparatory class that Qi Jiang was in was managed in a sheep-herding way. It only taught two subjects of language and mathematics, plus a general knowledge class.Besides, which of the children here is not the child of some high-ranking official, they just want to enjoy the glory of elite education, and they don't have to learn much cultural knowledge.

So when Qi Jiang came suddenly, the head teacher, Mr. Liao, also had a headache. "Tell me what you think?" Mr. Liao put the teacup on the desk. He usually talks to the students in the class, he is always half coaxing and half training, but talking to Qi Jiang is much more normal. He came to see it like a big kid.

Qi Jiang said, "I want to skip a grade."

Last night, when Bai Miaomiao heard that he was still in the preparatory class, she almost fell off the bed in fright. "You, what are you kidding?"

Qi Jiang was doing vertical calculations on the small desk below, "My Chinese is too bad."

Bai Miaomiao said: "My God, then you are equivalent to a preschool class that is still in the goblin training class?" He covered his gaping mouth.

Qi Jiang has never been to a goblin training class, so naturally he doesn't know what level the preschool class is.

Bai Miaomiao ate potato chips, and recalled: "I remember that most of the preschool content is common sense. You are wasting your time reading it."

Qi Jiang said, "But I don't even know Pinyin."

Bai Miaomiao disdains, "What's so difficult about it, just skip a few grades after studying for a few months. Can't you just waste your good time studying Aoe with seven or eight-year-olds?"

Qi Jiang put down the pen, looked up at him with wide eyes, "There is such a thing?"

Bai Miaomiao pouted, "Of course, I've skipped it several times."

Only later did he know that Bai Miaomiao was an immortal genius who was said to be close to Qin Muyun's IQ. He was five or six years younger than the school age of the same grade. He didn't come to study at all.

But Qi Jiang tilted his head and looked at him for a long time. Bai Miaomiao was watching a TV series on the bed with her mobile phone, her feet were dangling, and she was constantly gnawing potato chips while watching the screen and laughing at the plot. A little genius.

When Qi Jiang told Mr. Liao about his idea of ​​skipping grades, the other party was stunned for a moment, raised his teacup and took another sip, nodded, and said, "This idea is good, I also have such a plan to tell you, after all you It’s different from other students, so it’s not cost-effective to spend time here. Your math teacher, Mr. Zhang, said you’re good at math, so I don’t think you need to study common sense with your classmates. As for Chinese…”

Qi Jiang was in distress, his Chinese was the worst, he was stuttering in Pinyin, and his handwriting was crooked, and he looked like he was blind.

"Let's do this," Mr. Liao tapped his pen and gave him an idea, "Go to the next building and find the seniors and sisters you know to get a copy of their class schedule. How much can I rub against... Let me think about it..." Mr. Liao counted for him with his fingers, "You follow them in math class, and politics class and English class are not in our class, you can see how to choose... …When the time comes, take the promotion exam with them, and if you pass the line, you will be promoted to the senior grade."

Qi Jiang nodded seriously and said, "Okay, thank you teacher."

"But Qi Jiang, let me tell you, I corrected your homework yesterday, look at you, why did iu and ui get it wrong again, and it's important to write more and less, so you have to be more careful in the future. You child is actually very smart, but you are not careful enough..."

Qi Jiang listened to Teacher Liao read a passage, his scalp tingled with guilt, and said on the spot: "I will definitely work harder and check more carefully after I finish my homework."

Teacher Liao nodded in relief. "Okay, then you go back. I will ask other teachers tomorrow to help you get some real questions for their promotion exams. Do it now. Don't be afraid of difficulties, and don't be afraid of making mistakes. You won't be afraid if you practice more."