[Comprehensive] Healing facial paralysis
Chapter 1 1
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How is this going?When I woke up, there was a small theater in my brain, hey! !
【System: The system is restarting, please wait...】
[System: No. 741741 The system has successfully started, and is capturing the mental fluctuations of this living body...] Hehe, it's really advanced stuff hahaha!It's him who the living body doesn't know, right?And what's with the cheating system number! ?
[System: 'Ding' was captured successfully, binding the current mental wave as the host. 】【System: Detecting the details of the host's body... 68%... 84%... 98%... 'Ding' The result shows that the host's facial muscles are paralyzed, and the rest of the indicators are really normal. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "... Paralyze your sister, hello!" The facial paralysis is his fault! ?
[System; please host to select the game mode within 5 seconds. 】
Ayakawa Jhin: "Huh!?"
【System: 3... 2... 1... 0, the time is up, the random mode has started. ... After the extraction is complete, [The Virgin Mary dies and dies mode] is loading and cannot be changed. 】What the hell is this?He didn't even have an option to tell him how to choose the game mode!
[System: 'Ding dong! 'Congratulations to the player for successfully obtaining a cute pet—one for the system number 741741. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "..."
sorry!Please tell him where the cute spot is first! !wrong!Please get out of his head first! !
Listening to the voice in his head, Ayakawa's paralyzed facial nerves did not change at all, but his heart began to complain non-stop.
Ayakawa scanned his room back and forth, and finally stopped at the ring that was shining on the table... how suspicious it looked!The murderer is definitely it! !
He just picked up a ring by chance yesterday, and it felt pretty good, so he didn't throw it away and found out about it today! ?Please tell him this is all a dream! !
Soon reality slapped him hard.
A flash of white light flashed by, and Ayakawa involuntarily closed his eyes, feeling his hands and wrists tense, and lowered his head to find that there were two transparent red bracelets on his wrists, which were as smooth as jade.
[System: Please rename the system No. 741741. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "[Beep——] I'm in a trough! Is science going to die!"
Hehehe... Now he knows that the ring he picked up can not only transform but also clone himself!The most deceitful thing is that there is also a small theater system in the brain with such a strange number! !
[System: 'Ding dong! 'The naming is successful and cannot be changed. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "..."
Bridge Bean Sacks!What just happened?He just complained and didn't hear anything, hey!Something was named successfully! ?
[System: No. 741741 The system has officially changed its name, [beep——] to serve you, and then I will explain the rules of the game to you. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "...hehe."
What about cheating?At this time, he was very thankful that he had facial paralysis, no matter how much he scratched his heart, he couldn't tell from the outside.
[System: The game that the host wants to participate in is very simple. In one sentence, it can be summarized as - work hard to become the Holy Mother. ] Ayakawa Jhin: ...the explanation that was agreed upon! ?What about the agreed rules? ?Didn't say anything at all!
... bridge bean sacks!Didn't it mean that the Virgin Mary died mode?Literally, shouldn't he be asked to destroy the Virgin?Why did he become the Virgin Mary? Hey! !
As if knowing the slander in Ayakawa's heart, the system explained aloud.
[System: Host, you misunderstood, the meaning of this game mode is—become the Holy Mother first, and then die.The little cute thing in the system [beep——] will solve your doubts for you. 】Aya Chuanjin: ...(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Why don't you die, you bastard!
[System: Sorry, there is no such option. [Beep——] At your service. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "..."
Forget it, anyway, he didn't intend to do what the system in his brain told him to do, so let's do what he loves.
[System: [beep——] Not only will it cure your facial paralysis for many years, but it will also take you to appreciate the scenery of another world.Are you excited?Action is worse than heartbeat!Sao Nian, let's take a walk-and-go trip! ] Ayakawa Jhin: Wait!Why do I always feel that your style of painting is a bit wrong! ?
[System: It's the host's illusion. 】
Ayakawa Jhin: "..."
[System: So, did the host agree? 】
Ayagawa Jhin: No!I will not agree! ?No one would agree to such a cheating game!
[System: Well, since you have bound this system and don't want to fulfill your obligations, you can only destroy the host's soul and go find the next person. ] Just now, Mr. Little Theater said the words "unlucky guy" in his head, hey!Then the unlucky one must be him, right?
Ayakawa twitched the corners of his eyes, he felt that today's world view had been changed again and again!
#Unconsciously lit up the lucky e attribute is swollen? #
#After so many years, I found out that I was still broken by Tucson! #
[System: After the in-depth negotiation just now, has the host decided to participate in the game? ] Ayakawa: "..." Isn't that really a negotiation and not a threat? ?Isn't the destruction of the soul if you don't participate really used to threaten him! !
[System: The host has 1 minute to think about it, I hope you can make the right choice.The little cute thing in the system [beep——] is at your service. 】Don't just give 1 minute to think about such a serious question! !
[System: The soul detonation mode will be automatically activated when the countdown ends, and the countdown starts, 3... 2... 1... 0. ] Ayakawa Jin kept responding in his own voice one second before the countdown ended: Agree, agree!I agree! !
[System: Congratulations to the host for experiencing a different life, and the cute little thing [beep——] will serve you. 】Doesn’t the general countdown start from ten?Why come to him from 3! ?How lucky to bully him! ?
My heart is so tired_(:_"∠)_, I feel that my stiff facial expression is even more stiff and swollen! ?
Ayakawa Jin felt the deep malice towards him from the universe, and Ayakawa, who had given up struggling, quickly accepted this unchangeable reality...it couldn't be more ridiculous.
Ayakawa calmed down for a few minutes before continuing to communicate with the system in his head: What, can't we change the name?Now this name is beyond the description of the cheating father, and it has no style.No, it should be said that it is full of style that can't ♂ can't ♀ say ♂ say ♀, okay?
[System: Once the name is bound, it cannot be changed. (Besides, it's all the host's fault.)] Ayakawa Jhin: ...the content in brackets really doesn't need to be said, hey!
Aya Chuanjin suddenly felt that his heart was so tired, this cheating system was going to be bound to him like this!Names are muted bastards! !
[System: Is the host ready?We will launch the game soon, please consult in advance if you have any questions.The little cute thing in the system [beep——] is at your service. ] Ayakawa Jhin: Wait!Can the game mode really not be changed?
[System: Sorry, once loaded, it cannot be changed. 】
Aya Chuanjin silently swallowed a mouthful of blood, and then asked in his mind: ... Do you know of any other modes?
[System: There are four types of game modes, namely [Cheap Shou Cultivation Mode], [Little San You Best Mode], [The Most Lucky E Mode in History], [Poke Kidney End Mode].The little cute thing in the system [beep——] is at your service. ] Aya Chuanjin choked for a moment, feeling a stream of blood choked in her throat: ... Hehe, what a brutal mode, hey!Does he want to be thankful that he didn't choose the other four? Hey!You can tell from the name that it must be a cheat! !
Ayakawa Jin completely swallowed the blood in his throat, and he suddenly found that his current [Death of the Virgin Mode] is quite acceptable, compared with other modes, this is simply the conscience of the industry! !And... just thinking about other people being selected by other systems, and drawing those patterns... he felt that his heart was greatly healed! !
Believe him, this is definitely not gloating!Absolutely not! !
[System: If the host is ready, we can start to act, please be mentally prepared.The little cute thing in the system [beep——] is at your service. ] Ayakawa: ...Mr. System, let's discuss something. Can you not add the phrase "system cute thing" at the end? I feel sore.
[System: Alright, since it is the host's wish, the system can only agree. (Of course it’s not because of dissatisfaction with the name.)] Ayakawa: When I said I wanted to reject the game, I didn’t see you being so forthright, Mr. System! !And the words in the brackets really don’t need to be read out!
#Why is my system so pitiful! ? #
It seems that he can only be like the system said, the Holy Mother first and then die...
Help, do you really have to die! ?Rejecting games is death, playing games is still death!Give me a way out, dear!
[System: Please rest assured, the host, death in the game will not affect your life. ] Forget it, anyway, there is no way out now.But... this kind of development is really not some kind of cheating strategy game?Something always feels wrong! !
And Mr. System, who has insight into everything, said - this human being seems a little smart!
[System: Now that the decision has been made, let's start the first journey. ] Ayakawa nodded, then immediately stopped and called the little theater system in his brain.
Ayagawa: Bridge bean sack!You haven't given me skills or anything like that yet!How can you play like this! !
[System: All skills will appear when the host becomes a specific character. ] Ayakawa: That's it...then let's start.
[System: Good teleportation begins, I wish you a happy game. 】
As soon as the voice in his head fell, Ayakawa Jin felt that his eyes went dark and he lost consciousness.
How is this going?When I woke up, there was a small theater in my brain, hey! !
【System: The system is restarting, please wait...】
[System: No. 741741 The system has successfully started, and is capturing the mental fluctuations of this living body...] Hehe, it's really advanced stuff hahaha!It's him who the living body doesn't know, right?And what's with the cheating system number! ?
[System: 'Ding' was captured successfully, binding the current mental wave as the host. 】【System: Detecting the details of the host's body... 68%... 84%... 98%... 'Ding' The result shows that the host's facial muscles are paralyzed, and the rest of the indicators are really normal. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "... Paralyze your sister, hello!" The facial paralysis is his fault! ?
[System; please host to select the game mode within 5 seconds. 】
Ayakawa Jhin: "Huh!?"
【System: 3... 2... 1... 0, the time is up, the random mode has started. ... After the extraction is complete, [The Virgin Mary dies and dies mode] is loading and cannot be changed. 】What the hell is this?He didn't even have an option to tell him how to choose the game mode!
[System: 'Ding dong! 'Congratulations to the player for successfully obtaining a cute pet—one for the system number 741741. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "..."
sorry!Please tell him where the cute spot is first! !wrong!Please get out of his head first! !
Listening to the voice in his head, Ayakawa's paralyzed facial nerves did not change at all, but his heart began to complain non-stop.
Ayakawa scanned his room back and forth, and finally stopped at the ring that was shining on the table... how suspicious it looked!The murderer is definitely it! !
He just picked up a ring by chance yesterday, and it felt pretty good, so he didn't throw it away and found out about it today! ?Please tell him this is all a dream! !
Soon reality slapped him hard.
A flash of white light flashed by, and Ayakawa involuntarily closed his eyes, feeling his hands and wrists tense, and lowered his head to find that there were two transparent red bracelets on his wrists, which were as smooth as jade.
[System: Please rename the system No. 741741. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "[Beep——] I'm in a trough! Is science going to die!"
Hehehe... Now he knows that the ring he picked up can not only transform but also clone himself!The most deceitful thing is that there is also a small theater system in the brain with such a strange number! !
[System: 'Ding dong! 'The naming is successful and cannot be changed. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "..."
Bridge Bean Sacks!What just happened?He just complained and didn't hear anything, hey!Something was named successfully! ?
[System: No. 741741 The system has officially changed its name, [beep——] to serve you, and then I will explain the rules of the game to you. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "...hehe."
What about cheating?At this time, he was very thankful that he had facial paralysis, no matter how much he scratched his heart, he couldn't tell from the outside.
[System: The game that the host wants to participate in is very simple. In one sentence, it can be summarized as - work hard to become the Holy Mother. ] Ayakawa Jhin: ...the explanation that was agreed upon! ?What about the agreed rules? ?Didn't say anything at all!
... bridge bean sacks!Didn't it mean that the Virgin Mary died mode?Literally, shouldn't he be asked to destroy the Virgin?Why did he become the Virgin Mary? Hey! !
As if knowing the slander in Ayakawa's heart, the system explained aloud.
[System: Host, you misunderstood, the meaning of this game mode is—become the Holy Mother first, and then die.The little cute thing in the system [beep——] will solve your doubts for you. 】Aya Chuanjin: ...(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Why don't you die, you bastard!
[System: Sorry, there is no such option. [Beep——] At your service. ] Ayakawa Jhin: "..."
Forget it, anyway, he didn't intend to do what the system in his brain told him to do, so let's do what he loves.
[System: [beep——] Not only will it cure your facial paralysis for many years, but it will also take you to appreciate the scenery of another world.Are you excited?Action is worse than heartbeat!Sao Nian, let's take a walk-and-go trip! ] Ayakawa Jhin: Wait!Why do I always feel that your style of painting is a bit wrong! ?
[System: It's the host's illusion. 】
Ayakawa Jhin: "..."
[System: So, did the host agree? 】
Ayagawa Jhin: No!I will not agree! ?No one would agree to such a cheating game!
[System: Well, since you have bound this system and don't want to fulfill your obligations, you can only destroy the host's soul and go find the next person. ] Just now, Mr. Little Theater said the words "unlucky guy" in his head, hey!Then the unlucky one must be him, right?
Ayakawa twitched the corners of his eyes, he felt that today's world view had been changed again and again!
#Unconsciously lit up the lucky e attribute is swollen? #
#After so many years, I found out that I was still broken by Tucson! #
[System: After the in-depth negotiation just now, has the host decided to participate in the game? ] Ayakawa: "..." Isn't that really a negotiation and not a threat? ?Isn't the destruction of the soul if you don't participate really used to threaten him! !
[System: The host has 1 minute to think about it, I hope you can make the right choice.The little cute thing in the system [beep——] is at your service. 】Don't just give 1 minute to think about such a serious question! !
[System: The soul detonation mode will be automatically activated when the countdown ends, and the countdown starts, 3... 2... 1... 0. ] Ayakawa Jin kept responding in his own voice one second before the countdown ended: Agree, agree!I agree! !
[System: Congratulations to the host for experiencing a different life, and the cute little thing [beep——] will serve you. 】Doesn’t the general countdown start from ten?Why come to him from 3! ?How lucky to bully him! ?
My heart is so tired_(:_"∠)_, I feel that my stiff facial expression is even more stiff and swollen! ?
Ayakawa Jin felt the deep malice towards him from the universe, and Ayakawa, who had given up struggling, quickly accepted this unchangeable reality...it couldn't be more ridiculous.
Ayakawa calmed down for a few minutes before continuing to communicate with the system in his head: What, can't we change the name?Now this name is beyond the description of the cheating father, and it has no style.No, it should be said that it is full of style that can't ♂ can't ♀ say ♂ say ♀, okay?
[System: Once the name is bound, it cannot be changed. (Besides, it's all the host's fault.)] Ayakawa Jhin: ...the content in brackets really doesn't need to be said, hey!
Aya Chuanjin suddenly felt that his heart was so tired, this cheating system was going to be bound to him like this!Names are muted bastards! !
[System: Is the host ready?We will launch the game soon, please consult in advance if you have any questions.The little cute thing in the system [beep——] is at your service. ] Ayakawa Jhin: Wait!Can the game mode really not be changed?
[System: Sorry, once loaded, it cannot be changed. 】
Aya Chuanjin silently swallowed a mouthful of blood, and then asked in his mind: ... Do you know of any other modes?
[System: There are four types of game modes, namely [Cheap Shou Cultivation Mode], [Little San You Best Mode], [The Most Lucky E Mode in History], [Poke Kidney End Mode].The little cute thing in the system [beep——] is at your service. ] Aya Chuanjin choked for a moment, feeling a stream of blood choked in her throat: ... Hehe, what a brutal mode, hey!Does he want to be thankful that he didn't choose the other four? Hey!You can tell from the name that it must be a cheat! !
Ayakawa Jin completely swallowed the blood in his throat, and he suddenly found that his current [Death of the Virgin Mode] is quite acceptable, compared with other modes, this is simply the conscience of the industry! !And... just thinking about other people being selected by other systems, and drawing those patterns... he felt that his heart was greatly healed! !
Believe him, this is definitely not gloating!Absolutely not! !
[System: If the host is ready, we can start to act, please be mentally prepared.The little cute thing in the system [beep——] is at your service. ] Ayakawa: ...Mr. System, let's discuss something. Can you not add the phrase "system cute thing" at the end? I feel sore.
[System: Alright, since it is the host's wish, the system can only agree. (Of course it’s not because of dissatisfaction with the name.)] Ayakawa: When I said I wanted to reject the game, I didn’t see you being so forthright, Mr. System! !And the words in the brackets really don’t need to be read out!
#Why is my system so pitiful! ? #
It seems that he can only be like the system said, the Holy Mother first and then die...
Help, do you really have to die! ?Rejecting games is death, playing games is still death!Give me a way out, dear!
[System: Please rest assured, the host, death in the game will not affect your life. ] Forget it, anyway, there is no way out now.But... this kind of development is really not some kind of cheating strategy game?Something always feels wrong! !
And Mr. System, who has insight into everything, said - this human being seems a little smart!
[System: Now that the decision has been made, let's start the first journey. ] Ayakawa nodded, then immediately stopped and called the little theater system in his brain.
Ayagawa: Bridge bean sack!You haven't given me skills or anything like that yet!How can you play like this! !
[System: All skills will appear when the host becomes a specific character. ] Ayakawa: That's it...then let's start.
[System: Good teleportation begins, I wish you a happy game. 】
As soon as the voice in his head fell, Ayakawa Jin felt that his eyes went dark and he lost consciousness.
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