[Comprehensive] Healing facial paralysis

Ayakawa looked at the two of them and said, "Since the two of you have agreed, then hurry up and give the order."

"Ah? But I just finished eating and I don't want to move." Prince Hata said, and yawned, "Why don't you wait until I wake up?"

Ayakawa turned the handle of the knife in his hand, and the tip of the knife poked Prince Hata's ass: "Then, how about I help you exercise?"

"Ahahahaha..." Prince Hata laughed dryly for a while, and immediately turned his head to look at the green-skinned celestial being standing beside him, "Uncle, you are still watching the fun there!!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I almost forgot to help." The green-skinned celestial being pushed his glasses, opened the safety of the gun, and fired a shot at Prince Hata, "In this way, I will shoot behind you, if you run slowly If I do, getting hit is not my problem."

"Bastard, I said help me, not help him! Hey = dish =!" Prince hata immediately jumped aside and shouted.

"I'm with this earth warrior now, idiot, you have no other choice but to get caught."

Just when Ayakawa was about to impatiently stop the two people from continuing the farce, from the door and the hidden door inside the house, a group of celestial beings with guns and the two people in front of them who were obviously of the same race suddenly rushed in.

Ayakawa looked at the gods surrounding him, and then at the two who had retreated to the back for protection and raised his eyebrows.

The gunshot just now was a signal... However, it was obvious that these people were not enough for him to squeeze between his teeth.

"Well done, Uncle!" Prince Hata said, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, "I almost thought I was going to be shot just now."

"Ah, originally I aimed at your ass, but it seems that I missed it in the end." The green-skinned angel on the side answered honestly.

"...I heard everything!" Prince Hata twitched the corner of his mouth, and after returning to normal, he said to everyone in the room, "Just knock that human being unconscious."

Ayakawa blinked suspiciously, shouldn't he say something like 'get rid of that earthling' at this time?The other party took the wrong script?

Although he complained so much in his heart, Ayakawa didn't stop his movements. He first turned the knife around, pointed the back of the knife at the crowd, and then rushed out when they rushed up.

There are two reasons why Ayakawa didn't kill him directly. One is because the opponent has no intention of killing him, and the other is because he is in this spaceship. If he really pushes the opponent into a hurry, in case the opponent self-destructs He doesn't need to know the earth for programs or something.

Based on the above complaints, Ayakawa decided that it is better to use the method without blood.

After 3 minutes, Ayakawa took back the knife in his hand, clapped his hands and looked at the two people hiding in the corner: "I think we should discuss the matter of returning to Earth now, after all, you have wasted a lot of my time."

Ayakawa tilted his head, casually picked up a gun on the ground and pointed it at the two of them: "Speaking of which, if you accidentally hit something bad with a gun for the first time, don't blame me."

As he said that, Ayakawa also glanced between the two of their legs regularly, pushed the safety of the gun up, smiled meaningfully and said, "You guys have to be mentally prepared~"

"...!!!" Prince Hata trembled with cold sweat, and immediately opened his mouth and said loudly to Ayakawa: "Calm down!! It is a harmonious society now!! Our hearts must be filled with love and peace!! This is My slogan, I am an advocate of world peace!!"

"It looks like a big face to say that you are a pacifist in front of the people on Earth." The green-skinned celestial being on the side added in a 'whispered voice'.

"...Uh." Prince Hata choked for a moment, and then immediately said, "That was all so many years ago! It has nothing to do with me, okay? I wasn't born at that time!!"

"But isn't there an idiom called 'father's debt to taste'?"

The corner of Prince Hata's mouth twitched fiercely, looked at the people around him with dead fish eyes, and paused before speaking: "... Uncle, which side are you on!?"

"Ah, this..." The green-skinned celestial being pushed down his glasses, stood up calmly, and left Prince Hata's side, "I've turned against you the second I felt it, you idiot prince."

Prince hata: "..."

Ayakawa watched the interaction between the two of them with a black head, and the corner of his mouth twitched.These two people, are you sure they weren't invited by the monkey to be cute? Hey!Looking at their stupid faces, he was too embarrassed to make a move, right?

While complaining in his head, Ayakawa accidentally shook his hand, and the bullet just shot out.

Looking at the bullet that hit the wall behind Prince Hata's legs, he raised his head to meet the other's terrified expression, and blinked.

He said that he really didn't do it on purpose, can the other party believe it?

In the end, the two took Ayakawa to the control room of the spaceship together, and then Ayakawa couldn't help but blacked out when he saw the person who had fallen asleep.

No wonder no one found him, these guys were all asleep!

"So it's time to go to bed, Uncle." Prince Hata said, blinking his eyes, "Then I'll go back to rest and go to bed early to get up early to grow taller."

"You will only grow fat, idiot prince."

The corner of Ayakawa's mouth twitched, and he directly interrupted the argument between the two of them, and said, "Set the destination as Earth first, and then you two can complain to each other as you like."

As he said that, Ayakawa took out the gun just now, and glanced at the legs of the two of them again: "... You know, I am a quick temper, if I accidentally get excited, it would be bad for you to lose such a part gone."

Hearing Ayakawa's words, the two froze, and immediately reached out and patted the backs of the sleeping Zhengxiang and the others: "Get up! Change the destination to Earth!"

After more than ten minutes of tossing, everyone finally changed the destination to the earth. Ayakawa nodded in satisfaction. Just when he was about to speak, there was a loud noise inside the spaceship, and the entire hull shook accordingly.

"...F-what happened!?" Prince Hata pretended to be calm.

Of course, it would have been better if he didn't crouch in the corner with his head in his arms.

The Celestial Man who was manipulating the spaceship moved quickly, called up the surveillance video inside the spaceship, and then said in a panic: "Report, the prince is the pet you brought back and ran away."

"But I didn't see the people from the defense team passing by, and under the influence of the runaway monster, the other monsters also ran out. It's not good if it goes on like this."

"It's not a monster! That's my pet!" Prince Hata retorted, then shrank back with another violent shaking, "Quickly think of a way, uncle!"

"Even if you say that, I can't stop them, hey!" the green-skinned celestial being said, pushing down his glasses, "If this continues, the spaceship will definitely be destroyed, and then it will explode with a bang, and then we will Just die and become a part of the cosmic garbage, and finally be swallowed into the black hole!!"

Ayakawa: "..."

I always feel that the above sentence is a bit familiar hahahahaha... (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Isn't that what he complained in his heart before? Hey! He just complained about whether he would encounter an accident That's all, if it's so accurate, it will become real!!

"Oh!"

There was another violent shaking, and the lamp hanging on the shed smashed down.At this time, a lot of bright red text appeared on the entire operation page of the spacecraft. Although Ayakawa couldn't understand the characters of heaven and man, it might not be good news from this appearance.

"My lord! If this continues, the entire spaceship will be destroyed directly, and the power system is being attacked!"

"Ahhhhh!! What to do! Uncle, think of a way!!"

"No, no, no, don't be in a hurry!! Find the time machine first!!" Saying this, the green-skinned celestial being stuck his head under the table beside him.

Ayakawa twitched the corner of his mouth as he watched the whole panicked scene, "Leave the monster over there to me to deal with."

After finishing speaking, Ayakawa rushed out and followed the vibration all the way to find the target.

Then I saw several giant creatures, big meat balls with tentacles, and covered branches. The most terrifying thing was the guy who spit corrosive mucus. Hey!

If this destroys the power system of the spaceship, let alone the question of whether they can return to the earth, their crew will probably become a handful of fireworks in the universe =dish=! !

Knowing the seriousness of the matter, Ayakawa did not hesitate to act!Nothing can stop him from returning to Earth! !

With such a mood, Ayakawa directly set fire to it. After all, this is the most simple and direct method with obvious effect!

Five minutes later, Ayakawa finally resolved the commotion here. After burning the monster to nothing, he was about to turn around and leave when he found two fainted celestial beings under the pillar.

After looking at the blood on their heads, Ayakawa dragged them out from below after thinking about it, and brought them to the main control room just now.

And Ayakawa who had just entered was stunned by the tearful Prince Hata who ran up to him, and before he could speak, the other party accused him with a heartbroken face.

Prince Hata: "You, you, you, you...you did that to my baby!!!"

Ayakawa's movements paused, and he almost didn't turn his head around.Why does this tone sound like he did some unspeakable eighth letter thing? Hey! !

"Woo... my baby!!" Prince Hata wiped away his tears, and complained to Ayakawa, "They are so cute, how could you bear to do anything to them!"

Ayakawa: ...It's so cute that it destroys the spaceship! ?What kind of appreciation level is this! ?

"I'm in a bad mood and decided not to send you back to Earth."

Hearing this, Ayakawa narrowed his eyes slightly, threw aside the two gods who had passed out in his hands, drew his knife and pointed at Prince Hata, and said in a very gentle voice: "En? What did you say just now? Can you repeat it? "

"qaq sorry, I didn't say anything!!"