[Comprehensive] Healing facial paralysis

When the three returned to the ground, they didn't take advantage of this time to say anything, but were busy with their own business.

Gui needs to go back to deal with the various problems left over from the days of his disappearance, as well as the loss of personnel in the battle just now; while Yinshi needs to go back to the Master's House to report safety to the two little ghosts. By the way, let's deal with the final process of the entrustment; as for Ayakawa, although he has nothing to do, but seeing that Gintoki and the two of them are not so free for the time being, he decided to go back and have a good rest.

After they agreed to meet in Wanshiwu in three days, they went their separate ways.Of course, before leaving, Ayakawa offered to help the two men heal their wounds, but they directly refused.

Say 'it's not a dying wound, just lick it. ''The wound on the body is a man's medal' and so on, Ayakawa knew the intention of the two of them, so he nodded and stopped talking.

After returning to the apartment, Ayakawa washed herself well, climbed into bed to rest after eating, and slept until the next morning.

At this time, the TV had already reported the news about yesterday's battle at sea, but what was photographed was some distant scenes, so Ayakawa was not worried that he would be exposed.However, Ayakawa didn't have any thoughts about the news that "this is the battle between Shinsuke Takasugi, the most extreme and dangerous man among the barbarians, and Katsura Kotaro, who has transferred to the moderate barbarians".

Although Ayakawa felt a little bit pained by Takasugi Shinsuke's "great ideal" of wanting to destroy the whole world, he didn't think Takasugi really broke with Gintoki and the wig.

After all, the friendship between those few people is not so complicated.Even he and Sakamoto Tatsuma are friends among the three who joined later, so let the three solve the matter of the three by themselves.

But speaking of it, Tatsuma Sakamoto was the only one who hadn't seen him in the past few days since he came back. He heard from Yinshi that that guy was running around all over the universe, and he didn't know when he would see him again.

……

Soon it was the day agreed by the three of them, and Ayakawa decided to go to the supermarket downstairs to buy a bag of strawberry milk and delicious bars, and then go to Master House.

But Ayakawa didn't expect that he would encounter a little accident...

"Listen, people inside, you are surrounded. Please put down your weapons and prepare to surrender. Listen, people inside, you are surrounded..."

The corner of Ayakawa's mouth twitched as he looked at his bag on the cash register, feeling a little speechless as he felt the gun pressed against the back of his forehead.So... why do you meet dangerous people when you go to the supermarket to buy things? !

"Don't move, Miss," said the man wearing a black hood standing behind Ayakawa, "It will be bad if you accidentally wipe the gun ♂ and let it go away."

Ayakawa: "...hehe."

Miss, sister, bastard (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, and what happened to the gun that went off just now!?? Why do I always feel that the tone is wrong? How can I fix it!

Ayakawa swallowed the complaints in his mouth, looked around for a few criminal accomplices who were holding guns and pushing everyone into a corner, and then looked at the special guns he grabbed on the left and right. Treated, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Ayagawa: What a day!It must be the wrong way for him to go out today!

"Moses, the kidnappers inside, put down your weapons and surrender, or else just bomb the store."

At this time, Ayakawa suddenly heard a calm and familiar voice from the speaker, and fell silent for a while. It seemed to be... that Okita from the Shinsengumi?

"As the guardian of Edo, the Armed Police Shinsengumi, you are not afraid of arousing public outrage if you say such a thing!!" The kidnappers on the side heard it and shouted loudly, "Do you care about the life and death of these hostages!? "

"Ah? If it's all blown up, there will be no so-called hostages." Okita Sougo stood outside calmly holding up a loudspeaker, answering what the kidnappers said inside.

Toshiro Hijikata on the side just got off the police car when he heard these words, and he just slammed his fist: "Shut up, idiot Sougo, Shinsengumi's evaluation is already low enough, so don't add trouble here asshole!"

"It hurts, Hijikata." Okita Sougo rubbed the back of his head, still speaking in an unwavering voice, then thought for a while and then said, "Listen, the kidnappers inside, hurry up and catch them, my mother in your hometown You will cry. They don’t want you to become what you are now, right? Auntie, please say something.”

Hijikata Shirō raised his hand and took off the lace hat covered by the quilt on his head, threw it on the ground and stomped hard a few times: "What kind of aunt, bastard! How can I be repaired if I'm pulled into a funny role."

"Sure enough, we still bombarded here, Hijikata." Okita Sougo changed the subject again, "Then there will be no witnesses or physical evidence. It's simple, quick and convenient. It's a good idea."

In the supermarket, because the other party didn't put down the loudspeaker, and Ayakawa, who heard everything clearly inside, twitched the corner of his mouth, the police didn't have a reliable one, hey!

#Already desperate for the police of this world. #

At this time, those guys who count on the Shinsengumi might as well save themselves.

Although he thought so, Ayakawa did not act immediately, but first used the ability of the wind to collect information on the current supermarket.There were six kidnappers in total, two on his side and four on the other side of the hostage pile.

Ayakawa turned his head and looked at the two idiots around him who were arguing with the Shinsengumi outside, completely ignoring his existence, and fell silent for a while.So...with an IQ of this level, how dare you come out and do bad things? Hey!

Ayakawa looked at the two men with dead eyes, raised his hand, and sent two hand knives, one on the left and one on the right, and directly knocked out the two second-hand kidnappers.

However, the remaining kidnappers didn't hear the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground at all, and they were still holding submachine guns in the direction of the hostages while searching for everyone's property and chatting with their accomplices.

Once again, Ayakawa sighed at the IQ of several people and rushed over to deal with them one by one.

In less than a minute, Ayakawa completed the entire self-rescue process. The people in the supermarket tied up the remaining kidnapper with a rope, and Ayakawa put the money for shopping at the front desk, then took the bag and calmly pushed away the supermarket. Everyone, looking at the Shinsengumi in uniform in front of them, they blinked and turned their heads to say hello to Sougo Okita: "Mr. Okita, the kidnappers inside have been tied up. I have something to do and I'm leaving first." .”

"It turns out that Ayakawa-kun is also inside." Okita Sougo said, and waved his hand to let the other team members go to the supermarket to bring out the kidnapped kidnapper. He nodded to Ayakawa, "I'm sorry to trouble you this time."

Ayakawa also nodded at the other party, and then went to Master House with the bag in his hand.

At this time, Katsura Kotaro and Sakata Gintoki were already sitting in front of the sofa waiting for Ayakawa, but because of Ayakawa's delay, the two turned on the TV and saw the live broadcast of the kidnappers robbing the supermarket.

After the two were silent for a while, Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils and said, "...wig, is that facial paralysis?"

"It's not a wig, it's Osmanthus!" Gui Xiaotaro said, holding up the teacup on the table and taking a sip of the tea ceremony, "So it was because of this incident that the time was delayed. Let's wait a little longer for the silver hour."

On the other hand, Ayakawa, who thought that he could reach Master House smoothly this time, had another small accident.

"Miss in front~ want to play with me!??"

Hearing the sound behind him and the sound of the wind flying towards him, Ayakawa stepped away calmly, looking down at the person in the big red coat who fell face to the ground.

Ayakawa, who was always regarded as a girl, stepped on the other person's waist directly: "So how do I look like a girl?"

"The waist...the waist is about to break..." The person whose waist was stepped on couldn't stand up, and could only raise his head reluctantly, but Ayakawa stepped on the opponent from behind, so the opponent couldn't see Ayakawa's face .

"Because there are too many women disguised as men in this era, hahahahahaha... I accidentally made a mistake hahahahaha." The man said and patted the ground with his hand, "Ahahaha... It’s really going to be broken hahahaha.”

"Aren't you smiling happily?" Ayakawa complained subconsciously, and then found that the other party's way of speaking and the curly hair on his head were familiar, so he let go of his feet and said uncertainly: "... Chen horse?"

Sakamoto Tatsuma got up from the ground and patted the ashes on his clothes: "Ahahahaha, how do you know me, sir, but it doesn't matter, do you want to have a drink together?"

Ayakawa supported his forehead with his hands: "It's still as loud as always. Speaking of which, today happens to be a party, so you can come too."

After finishing speaking, Ayakawa didn't get a response, and when he looked up, he saw that Sakamoto Tatsuma who was in front of him just now had disappeared, and appeared on the opposite street, rushing up to the women on the street to invite him, and then he was kicked and fell down. The corner of his mouth twitched at the image of the ground, "Sakamoto Tatsuma!! Did you listen to what I just said, hey!"

Ayakawa found that since he came here, seeing the sudden change in the painting style of the people he was familiar with before, it is really quite unacceptable.

Looking at Sakamoto Tatsuma who was kicked and still insisted on inviting the next target, Ayakawa resisted the urge to roll his eyes, walked over and dragged him away by the collar: "Let's go, Follow me to Yinshi's place."

"Ahahahahaha, sir, why are you dragging me? I still want to find a cute girl hahahahahaha." Sakamoto Tatsuma didn't struggle for long after being dragged away, and soon gave up the idea of ​​leaving. Dragged away by Ayakawa, he pushed the sunglasses on his eyes, and said, "Mister, you look quite like a friend of mine, hahahaha, are you his illegitimate child?"

Ayakawa: "...hehe." This guy's IQ has been eaten by Wang Xingren! ?How did you not realize that this guy is as idiotic as he is now?

"Ahahahahaha, why do I feel murderous intent?" Sakamoto Tatsuma scratched his head while saying, "Could it be a younger brother or a relative?"

"Shut up, Tatsuma." Ayakawa, who was dragging Tatsuma Sakamoto, finally said, "I'm afraid I'll burn your head if you keep talking."

Tatsuma Sakamoto: "Ahahahahahaha, it's really scary... Awww!!"

Ayakawa withdrew his hand, and calmly looked at the big bag on the opponent's head.

"Ahahahaha Ah Jin is really merciless." Sakamoto Tatsuma said with a big smile on his face, "I heard some news about silver hours and wigs two days ago, and your Shadow, and then I rushed over as fast as I could. Hahahahaha, it's great to see you again."

"Tatsuma, I'm very glad to meet you." Ayakawa also bent the corners of his mouth as he spoke, and let go of his hands to pull the people on the ground up, "Let's go, Gintoki and the wig must have been waiting for a long time."

Sakamoto Tatsuma stood up, with an idiot smile on his face: "Speaking of which, you look more like a girl when you grow your hair long, Ah Jin, it reminds me of how you looked when you were wearing women's clothing with the wig hahahahaha It's really beautiful, and the legs are also very white~."

Ayakawa's face darkened: "Do you want to be chopped off by me?"

Sakamoto Tatsuma: "Ahahahahaha, don't be shy."

Ayakawa: =皮= As expected, he should chop off the bastard in front of him!