Online Dating to Alien School Grass

"700 yuan for a piece? Not all of it?" Han Yiling was shocked, the price was too expensive.

Xiuyan: "Well, it will increase the fragrance forever."

Han Yiling: "So amazing?" Why didn't he believe it?

Which perfume or fragrance-enhancing item on the market dare say it is permanent?

Xiuyan stared at him sincerely, "I didn't lie to you."

Han Yiling looked down at these apples, is it so magical?

The next day, the dog ran over early.

Walking around the campus, Ruo also said, "Lingzi, did your business succeed?"

"No."

Ruo Ye: "It's too weak, you."

Han Yiling: "That thing is expensive, only 700 per piece. Do I have the money to buy it? I'm already poor."

"700? Are you sure you didn't add an extra 0?" Ruo's eyes twitched.

Han Yiling: "No, people still say this is a permanent fragrance and it won't change."

Ruo Ye: "Bullshit."

Han Yiling: "Don't believe it, right? I don't believe it either!"

Ruo Ye: "Why don't you try again? Ask him for one."

Han Yiling: "Fuck, why don't you go?"

Ruo also raised his eyebrows, "He doesn't pay attention to me, he treats me like air when he walks around."

Han Yiling: "I'm not going, I don't have such a thick skin, he said it's so expensive, so why bother asking for it!"

Han Yiling: "I paid him back the money yesterday, and I paid it all back to him. Now I only need 10 yuan for the whole body, Ruogou, and I will rely on you in the future."

Ruo also jumped back quickly, "Who are you, I don't know you."

"Fuck!" Han Yiling flew over with a scud.

Ruo also put away his joking smile and turned serious, "Honestly, Ling Zi, he looks at you very strangely, you must be careful of him!"

Han Yiling didn't take it seriously, "Everyone you look at looks wrong." If something was wrong, why didn't he see it at all!

Ruogou is used to being suspicious, so he can't believe what he says, if he does, then all the boys he doesn't know will be gay.

"I don't know good people." Ruo Ye grabbed Han Yiling and whispered, "Look, I'm behind you again."

Han Yiling followed his gaze, and Xiuyan stood not far away, staring at them, and slowly came towards them.

"People also have to go to class, it's all the same way, there's nothing to be surprised about."

Ruo was also vigilant, "It happens every time, isn't it too coincidental, so coincidental that it was intentional?"

Han Yiling sighed and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't think so much, let's go."

Ruo was also angry, "Why don't you believe what I say?!"

Han Yiling had an innocent face, "Brother, you have learned too much from the past!"

Ruogou not only thinks that everything around him is gay, but even thinks that there are all around him. When he meets a boy who can play, he will keep alerting him, and then give him a list of evidence that the other party is gay. In the end, he They all found girlfriends, and they are proper straight men.

Ruo also kicked angrily at the guardrail next to it, and it broke with a click.

Han Yiling stopped and looked at Ruogou.

Ruo also stopped his movements, his legs were still in mid-air, and the dean of academic affairs in front of him was walking slowly, but he didn't notice this side, so he quickly retracted his legs.

Xiuyan walked up to them.

Ruo also looked at the two people, "One person does the work and the other takes care of it. If something goes wrong, I will take care of it!"

Han Yiling put his hands in his pockets, pretended to be nonchalant, and whispered: "Let's go quickly, there is no surveillance here, so we shouldn't be found!" If you don't leave, you can't afford to pay, he is already a poor ghost.

Not to mention Ruogou, don't lie to him. The last 10 yuan is already enough, and there is definitely no money to pay.

They had only taken two steps when the dean of academic affairs walked over with a serious look on his face, "The students in front stopped, who made this?"

Three people stood side by side in a row, next to the damaged guardrail.

The dean of academic affairs glanced at the three of them sternly, "Who did it!"

Han Yiling and Xiuyan looked at Ruo Ye at the same time, and the words he said just now rang in their ears; I will take care of it if something goes wrong.

Ruo also raised his hand slowly.

Han Yiling sighed in his heart, Ruogou really became more and more responsible, but his expression changed the next moment.

Guogou bent his hand towards him, and the hand was facing him.

Han Yiling stared deathly at Ruo Ye, if his eyes could kill, he would kill this Ruo dog now!

He's not a human being, he's a dog to a certain extent.

It's fine if you don't admit it, and you'll drag him into the water!grass!Brother has nothing to do!

Under Han Yiling's death gaze, Ruoya's index finger slowly bent down and landed on Xiuyan's head, the index finger was facing his head.

Han Yiling: ...

Xiu Yan: ...

The Director of Academic Affairs fixed his gaze on Xiuyan, "A new transfer student, right? Come with me."

Xiuyan glanced at Han Yiling, and followed in the footsteps of the Director of Academic Affairs.

Han Yiling breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and gave Ruogou a kick, "You are too fucking inhuman, how could you do such a thing!"

Ruo also spread his hands, "Then what should I do, I can't point at you."

Han Yiling: "If you dare to frame Dad, Dad will kill you tonight!"

Ruo also hugged him, "It's a helpless thing to go away. He has money, so he shouldn't mind paying for it. We are poor and can't afford it."

Han Yiling sighed, this wave of operation is a bit sorry for Xiuyan, I hope he can bear the blame and don't give them a confession.

As long as you recite it, when he comes out, Han Yiling promises to treat him very well!

After class, Han Yiling inquired about the Xiuyan classroom and headed in that direction. Before he arrived, he was seen by a group of people covering their mouths and screaming on the road.

It was even crazier to arrive at the Xiuyan classroom, unknowingly surrounded by some people.

Han Yiling stood at the door, looking for him in the classroom, but there was no one.

Could it be that you didn't come back for a class?

A cold voice suddenly sounded from behind, "Looking for me?"

Han Yiling was so frightened that he turned around in an instant, but his feet slipped and he fell forward, throwing himself directly into Xiuyan's arms.

"Wow..." The people around finally couldn't control their voices, they covered their mouths and smiled all over their faces, looking at them all with bright eyes.

The soul of the rotten girl is burning!

Grabbing his arm, pressing his head against his chest, feeling the cold, strange feeling, Han Yiling's heart thumped.

With so many hot eyes around him, he was too embarrassed to look up.

Ugly!

Stand up quickly, how can you stay in someone's arms for so long! !

Han Yiling sniffed, the smell on his body was very good, there was a faint fragrance, and he quickly stood up, just about to say thank you, but there was a loud fart...

He wanted to find a place to drill down!

Xiuyan froze for a moment, staring at him.

Han Yiling covered his nose and raised his chin, "What are you looking at, you fart yourself, don't blame me." After finishing speaking, he left calmly.

All the people present were stunned, and the scene was silent. For a long time, they covered their noses and looked at Xiuyan with unspeakable eyes.

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Xiuyan: I am too miserable...