Online Dating to Alien School Grass

After clarifying the matter of adding friends, Han Yiling hurriedly read his post. The post had become popular, and many people were giving suggestions, but Han Yiling deleted it with a guilty conscience.

He didn't give an explanation. Given the pissing nature of this forum, he must have been scolded after the explanation, saying that he didn't figure it out and then posted a post, all kinds of sprays.

After this incident, his thoughts of online dating temporarily disappeared.

But within a few days, Han Yiling couldn't help but downloaded several apps, especially a popular gay app.

It's full of gays, of all ages, and they all look good, and many of them have photos of real people.

He didn't even have a portrait of a real person when he logged in. Many people greeted him, and the distance was displayed on it.

There is also a sound zone, the voices in it are particularly pleasant, and the avatars are anime avatars, not like those of real people.

Han Yiling has a bit of sound control, and he wanted to hook up with those who have good voices several times, but there were too many comments from them, and he couldn't rank himself in the list, and he didn't want to compete with so many people.

Until he picked up a particularly pleasant sound, so good to hear the explosion.

And there is not even a comment or a like, which is unscientific.

He wanted to say hello for the first time, but the homepage was suddenly refreshed and disappeared. He searched for a while and couldn't find it, but he ran into it again the next day, and it was refreshed and disappeared before he finished listening.

Depend on!Han Yiling gritted his teeth, and swiped again next time, and clicked in to add friends as soon as possible, so fast! !

Han Yiling didn't know that on a distant planet, a man and a woman were sitting under the galaxy tree, and the woman was teaching the beautiful boy, "Yes, yes, that's it, this is called playing hard to get, next time he promises to add you!"

After receiving the money, the woman said with a smile: "Xiu Yan, next time you have such emotional problems, I will give you a 8% discount."

However, after waiting for several days, Han Yiling did not come to add friends, so Xiuyan spent a lot of money, and under the guidance of a certain emotional mentor, he took the initiative to add Han Yiling as a friend.

The fact is that Han Yiling's family is a bit busy these days, relatives are hosting banquets, getting married, and forgetting to use this software while playing.

And he feels that this software is not interesting, it's all about appointments, and the chat is very explicit.

When he finally had time to come down, Han Yiling changed another software. Coincidentally, he ran into that little brother with a very nice voice.

What else to say, you have to add it quickly!

It was a video. The other party didn't show his face. He patted the grass and said a few paragraphs. His hands appeared in the camera. They were white and long, with well-defined joints. They could be called cartoon hands.

The strange thing is that there are still no likes and comments, it shouldn't be, no one came to such a nice voice?Even if you don't listen to the voice, you will have to do it.

With the mentality of giving it a try, he added this little brother as a friend, but he didn't expect to agree in seconds.

Agreed quickly, but did not take the initiative to send information.

Han Yiling waited for a while and the other party still didn't send it, so he should send one himself.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Little brother is a good duck.

2 minute later.

To Japan Fang Chang (modifying words): Hello.

Yo hey, it's quite cold.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): What is the little brother doing?

2 minute later.

To Japan Fang Chang (review): I am chatting with you.

Chatting with him and replying so slowly?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): My little brother has a really nice voice.

2 minute later.

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Thank you.

Han Yiling was depressed, he replied in a second, and the other party seemed to be pinching the time, and he would reply steadily in 2 minutes.

What the hell is this?

Half an hour later, the other party took the initiative to send a message.

Lai Ri Fang Chang (Xiu Yan): I'm sorry, I was a little busy just now, are you still there?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Yes.

Han Yiling succumbed to his voice, if it wasn't for his nice voice, he would have ignored him a long time ago.

To Japan is long (modification): voice.

To Japan is long (modification): voice.

Han Yiling clicked on it quickly, and a burst of wonderful music came out, and the song was familiar to him, and it was his favorite song.

After clicking on the second item, a moving voice sounded, "Do you like this song?"

Fuck, this is his favorite, how can he not like it.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hahaha, this song is my single loop, and my little brother sings it very well.

To Japan is long (modification): voice.

Han Yiling was shocked, it was another song he loved to listen to.

To Japan Fang Chang (Xiuyan): Voice (I really like these songs, I also like to watch them...)

My god, it's all right with me.

Han Yiling was so excited that a carp rolled and got up from the bed. Isn't this a coincidence?

How else can you find someone with the same hobbies as you in the same world? ! ! !

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Little brother, what do you usually like to eat.

He didn't believe this could still happen!

Fang Chang in the future (Xiuyan): For fruits, there are apples, pears, and bananas. For vegetables, they are generally vegetarian. I like lettuce and potatoes. I usually drink coconuts for milk tea.

Han Yiling was stunned, are you sure it wasn't him?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Absolutely little brother, I love everything you said!

Fang Chang in the future (review): We are really destined.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hahaha yes.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): It is really not easy to find someone who has the same interests as me on the Internet.

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Yes.

Tomorrow Fangchang (refinement of words): Voice (Baby, I still have something to do, I will see you at night.)

Hearing the sound of baby, Han Yiling rolled out of bed again in shock, what the fuck, do you want it so fast?

Could this guy be a scumbag?

one side.

A group of people gathered around the beautiful boy, chattering and discussing.

"I just said that I can't be called a baby. The progress of calling a baby is too fast."

"This is called getting closer, understand?"

"Look at the fact that he hasn't replied now. If you look at the terrified expression on his face, he must be frightened."

There was a big screen in front of them, and Han Yiling's face appeared in front of them, which was reflected through the phone camera.

"It's not shocking, it's obviously a surprise!" The woman looked at the beautiful boy, "Xiuyan, we succeeded more than half, don't forget to give me the money."

"And mine!" The woman who was arguing with her also came over.

Xiuyan hummed lightly, his eyes never leaving the boy on the screen.

"He's really good-looking." A girl sighed, "No wonder he can attract our genius boy Xiuyan."

Xiuyan glanced at her, pressed the button, and the boy on the screen disappeared.

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At night, the man really came to him, and the voice was still sent.

To Japan is long (modification): voice. (What are you doing? Did you miss me?)

The corner of Han Yiling's mouth twitched twice. This must be a Neptune casting a wide net, or is he just wanting to ask him out like the one on that app?

I was quite happy to meet such a good match, but I didn't expect...

To Japan is long (modification): voice. (baby why don't you call me back, huh?)

That sound of um was very spiritual, the traditional scumbag voice, especially his voice was still high and cold, it sounded a bit out of harmony.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Brother, don't do this, I'm afraid.

To Japan Fang Chang (review): What are you afraid of?Afraid that I will eat you? (naughty tongue out)

They seem to have only known each other for a day, so why don't they talk like this... lightly...

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Brother, can we be normal?

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words):?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Do you want to ask me out?If you want to make a date, just say it, don't be ambiguous with me here.

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): about?

He's still playing dumb here!

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Brother, I thought I hit it off with you at first, but your follow-up operations are a bit embarrassing, we don’t know each other well, right?

Fangchang Lairi (Xiuyan): I'm quite familiar with it.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling):? ? ?

Lairi Fangchang (Xiuyan): I know you quite well.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): (speechless wiping sweat)

Lairi Fangchang (Xiuyan): I'm sorry, I was a little abrupt, believe it or not, I fell in love with you at first sight.

love at first sight?

He doesn't seem to upload a real photo, does he?Fall in love at first sight with just a few words?

Lairi Fangchang (Xiuyan): I'm sorry, I didn't expect to offend you. I have never been in a relationship, and I have no experience.

He is very proficient at calling babies one by one, and he is not in a relationship, so the devil would believe it!

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Brother, I don't think it's suitable for us to chat, so let's delete each other.

Although he said that he wanted to come to online dating, but the progress should not be so fast, he started calling baby on the first day, can't he get along slowly?

After sending the message, Han Yiling decisively chose to delete, and by the way, also deleted the software.

Sure enough, the sweet love is still not his turn.

Han Yiling put his head under the pillow in a depressed mood. He thought he had met someone who was compatible in all aspects, but he didn't expect to be the same person as the blatant software person.

With a sound of ding dong, Han Yiling didn't bother to look at his phone. It was probably sent by the second kid again, and it was probably time for him to say good night.

After waking up, Han Yiling saw the message on his phone, and it was a text message to him.

There is a text and a video. In the video, two women are arguing about whether to send a baby, and some answers to sending him a message are also discussed by them.

For a long time, he was not chatting with one person, he was chatting with a group of people.

It doesn't matter if they are young roommates or the like, the key is a group of elderly aunts.

Han Yiling was a little embarrassed.

Lai Ri Fang Chang (Xiu Yan): These are the elders in my family. They know that I am gay. They saw that I met a boy I like, so they are helping me out. I really didn't mean it. I hope you can forgive me.

After reading the message, Han Yiling replied to him: It's okay, if it wasn't your intention, then forget it, I wasn't too angry at first, but ah, you should stop chatting with so many people in the future, and show your true self to others.

You said that if the chat with someone is successful, will it be his mother, his aunt or himself?

Lairi Fangchang (Xiuyan): Thank you, can we add friends back?

Han Yiling: Farewell, I have already deleted the software, by the way, how did you know my number?I don't seem to have given it to you either.

The author has something to say:

I feel that the writing is not very good, it may disappoint you, sorry