bad daddy

Lian Ming felt that he was about to laugh angrily.

Although he used to think that "qi laughing" was quite mysterious.Shouldn't being angry mean that your eyes are staring like copper bells? How can you still laugh?

Now he really felt it.

Because it feels funny.

Because it feels ridiculous.

Because I think the other party is a mentally disabled neuropathy.

And I actually have to talk to this brain-dead neuropathy, these absurdities have been repeated several times.

"Who are you crazy about?" Lian Ming felt that his smile was like a spring breeze, so he had to let the other party feel his anger in his tone and wording, "I am dating you? You are thinking about eating!"

He is so noble!

A beta!A higher creature that doesn't use pheromones like alpha and omega!

Isn't it nice to be alone?

Is it because the paper man is not good-looking, or the game is not fun?

Kang Kai was unmoved, and still smiled gently, "Don't be so repulsive... I'm just offering a suggestion. Besides..."

He looked down at Lian Ming's slender waist, and said meaningfully, "I think we are quite compatible."

Listen, listen, is this a human language?

"Co-production?" Lian Ming rolled his eyes, "When did I co-produce with you?"

"Bed."

Lian Ming felt that Kang Kai was sent by God to piss him off.If he was destined to die by being pissed off.

It would be better to just bite a poisonous apple and die in place.

At least not that painful.

"I don't want to tell you this." Lian Ming's face suddenly boiled up, "I won't fall in love with you, and I'm not interested in you..."

"Then what should I do?" Kang Kai pretended to be pitiful, "You drank the soup I made..."

"I'll compensate you, how much?" What Uncle Lian lacked most was money.

"No money." Kang Kai said again, "But you vomited in my house that day and caused me to do hygiene for a long time, so you have to compensate me?"

Lian Ming's eyes widened.

And this thing?

But his wine taste is really bad.

"Then...then what should I do?" Lian Ming felt guilty, "May I call you a cleaning lady?"

"I never called cleaning," Kang Kai said again, "I can't trust outsiders."

So what do you want to do?Shall I help you lick all the floors in your house? !Lian Ming roared in his heart.

Kang Kai laughed again, he suddenly felt that teasing Lianming was a very funny thing.

It explodes when it is touched, and it is quiet when it is smoothed. Although it looks sloppy, it still has a good skin after tidying up.She has a lot of money, but she is willing to live in the back alleys of the market.How can there be such a big contrast in the world.

The main thing is that this person is really interesting.

It is simply the source of joy in life.

The source of happiness stared at him, his eyeballs were about to bleed.

"Come and help me with the housework for a week. We'll settle the bill," Kang Kai said.

Lian Ming wanted to call the police.

But suddenly remembered that this guy is a policeman.

"Just once." Lian Ming raised his finger, "Impossible for a week."

"Okay." Kang Kai put the key in Lian Ming's palm, "Just this Friday."

He happened to be on vacation that day.

Lian Ming looked at his handsome face and said kindly.

"Neuropathy."

But two days later, Lian Ming still went as promised.

After sleeping in the old shop for two days, it was really hot.He misses his apartment in Misono.

Then go to Kang Kai's house by the way.

When he opened the door and entered, Lian Ming felt that Kang Kai might really have some brain problems.

The floor was so shiny that even a fly could split it.No dirty laundry to change.A few shirts and short sleeves were hanging on the balcony.

There is still a faint fragrance in the air.

Hello?Does it still need to be cleaned?Lian Ming laughed, should it be time for Kang Kai to see an ophthalmologist?

It's really hot.

He turned on the air conditioner.

Humming a little song, he entered the kitchen and opened the refrigerator.German beer.

Lianming groaned and swallowed.

He closed the refrigerator door.

After a while, Lian Ming opened the refrigerator again and took out a box of ice cream.

There are two game controllers left in the living room.

Lian Ming's eyes lit up, and he simply sat down cross-legged.

Kang Kai asked Lian Ming to go to his house, but there was nothing he needed to help.He just wanted to find a chance to have a good talk with Lian Ming.

Eat and talk.

Conquer Lian Ming with his charm of a good man.

Then he saw Lian Ming lying sideways in his living room, with an empty ice cream box next to him.

Kang Kai was taken aback, and was about to step forward to check Lian Ming's breath to see if he was alive or dead, when Lian Ming yawned and woke up leisurely.

Eyes wide open.

"I, I..." Lian Ming scratched his head and wiped the corner of his mouth, "Hehe, I accidentally fell asleep."

"En." Kang Kai nodded, carrying the vegetables into the room.

what happened?

My mind was full of question marks.How could he be at Kang Kai's house?

Oh yes.He was coming to help Kang Kai clean up.

Now it seems that it should not be necessary.

"Well, I have nothing to do, so I'll leave first." After sleeping on the floor for two hours, his back ached, Lian Ming stood up and walked with a limp.

I can't help thinking about that morning...

The roots of the ears suddenly became hot.

Fuck.Lian Ming gritted his teeth and cursed.

"Let's stay and have a meal." Kang Kai said behind him.

"No, no, no need!" Lian Ming shook his head and waved his hands, turned around and was about to run.

Caught by Kang Kai.

"What are you running for?"

Nonsense, if I don't run away, do I want to stay and have a Hongmen banquet? My big brother? !

Lian Ming blinked, watching Kang Kai frowning.It's over, it's over, it's over, he's going to be angry!

Lian Ming looks bold, but he is actually very cowardly.He had a shadow over Kang Kai, even though he was wearing casual clothes now, Lian Ming would still feel a little apprehensive once his handsome face cooled down.

"I'm not..." Lian Ming laughed awkwardly, "Aren't I afraid of causing you trouble..."

He became humble, "Really, I'm not hungry either, so what, I, I'll go first."

Having said that, he turned to leave.

"Stop." Kang Kai called to stop him.

Lian Ming stopped.

Kang Kai sighed softly, "Why are you like this, do you have to fight hard with you?"

Lian Ming stiffened his neck, not knowing what Kang Kai meant by "come hard".

In the next second, Kang Kai grabbed his collar.

Before Lian Ming came back to his senses, his lips softened, and the tip of his tongue tasted sweetness.

It's Lian Ming's favorite tangerine peel candy.

Kang Kai is definitely a bad embryo, because he lightly swept Lian Ming's palate with the tip of his tongue.

Lian Ming widened his eyes.

Me, fuck! !

Dead pervert!Kang Kai, a pervert!

The kiss was not enough, the tongue was still sticking out... Lian Ming reacted and stomped on Kang Kai hard.

Kang Kai felt the pain and finally let go of him.

what!Why do you still look so pitiful and weak!What red eyes!What a pity!I should be the one with the red eyes, okay?

Lian Ming wiped his lips viciously.

"Kang Kai, I'm warning you." Lian Ming said word for word, "Don't touch me!"

"I didn't do anything." Kang Kai smiled innocently, and opened his arms to show that he didn't have a weapon.

"You can't even move your mouth!" Lian Ming felt that he was about to be sent to the west by that kid.

He finally realized what it was like for his father to be so angry that he was so angry that you know that murder is illegal, but you still want to take a knife to directly smash the other party.

"You've reacted." Kang Kai fired again, pointing to Lian Ming's pants, "You like it, right?"

I!

Lian Ming suddenly looked down.Isn't it.He was wearing a pair of slacks, and the visual effect was quite obvious.

"None of your shit!" Lian Ming's face was burning red, "I can do whatever I want! I'll blow my pride!"

Kang Kai looked at him with some amusement.

"What a coincidence that I am too." Lian Ming felt that the guy's thick skin was as thick as his own, because he heard the guy say that to him.

"Why don't we work it out together?"

Heaven.

Earth.

I swear.

I really really didn't mean to.

Lian Ming felt very aggrieved, but his body was very happy.This feeling that the body and the heart are completely out of tune makes Lian Ming think that he has split into two completely different people.

Very fantasy.

He didn't know how he and Kang Kai developed into the current relationship.

Didn't he come to clean up?

Oh yes, he did not do anything, and even ate a box of ice cream.

But the crime does not end there!

It was a sunny Friday afternoon.Lian Ming raised his neck impatiently, looking at the white shirt and black short sleeves hanging on the window sill, and a group of birds flew silently in the sky.

"Don't be distracted." The bastard whispered in his ear, causing goosebumps.

"It's because your skills are not good." Lian Ming panted and laughed, "I'm sleepy."

These words really irritated Kang Kai, he frowned, grabbed Lian Ming's arm with one hand, and turned him over in an instant.

"Ah! You are sick!" Lian Ming's old arms and legs felt that he was about to be torn apart by the opponent, so he frowned and shouted, "Killer!"

He slapped his ass directly, and Lian Ming heard Kang Kai say viciously, "Little bastard, shut up."