[Comprehensive] I have poetry, do you have wine?

The little farce of "The Complete Survival Manual" finally passed, and Dazai lay beside Li Bai with his eyes full of vicissitudes, his face was full of lovelessness.

Li Bai raised his hand and patted his forehead, as for it!

Dazai turned his gaze to Li Bai, his eyes filled with: Of course!

Li Bai: ...

Li Bai: All right.

Dazai took out his phone to check the time, then jumped up suddenly, staring at Li Bai.

Li Bai sighed, "What's the matter with you?"

Surprised all day long, can it be better?

"Little Baibai..." Dazai held Li Bai's hands pitifully, causing Li Bai's tone of voice to change over and over again.

Li Bai got goosebumps all over his body, and twitched the corners of his mouth at Dazai, "Let's talk..."

He felt that Dazai was going to mess with something again, and his intuition rang in his mind.

"Little Baibai, do me a favor..." Dazai took out a bag from his feet, which was something he had brought over earlier.

He put the bag between himself and Li Bai, and looked at Li Bai eagerly, his eyes were so earnest, if it wasn't for the dazzling excitement inside, Li Bai would really believe it.

"What, what's the matter?" Li Shen was tense, fearing that the Dazai would unknowingly trick him again.

"Little Baibai, you bullied me just now, it's too much..." Dazai lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes blocked those kite-colored eyes, and he exuded a lonely and sad aura around him.

Li Bai's eyes twitched, didn't he mean to help, why did he turn to bullying him again?

And where did he bully him, he was very serious about offering the "Complete Survival Manual", not only Dun and Akutagawa, he prepared all the people around Dazai, and there might be more if everyone had a copy.

This is for his own good...

"Xiao Baibai actually wants to deprive me of the possibility of suicide, it's too much..."

"Oh..." Li Bai was indifferent.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow .

Then he secretly raised his eyes between his fingers to see Li Bai's expression.

Li Bai's face was blue and white, his lips were tightly pressed, the corners of his mouth were drawn flat, his brows were tightly frowned, and his slightly closed eyes could not see the expression clearly.

Dazai was nervous, not knowing what Li Bai was thinking now.

In fact, Li Bai is just thinking about who dragged Dazai to watch third-rate love dramas or family ethics dramas, so that Dazai learned this kind of messy stuff.

My God, don't be too aggressive with these lines.

What kind of bloody drama can have such lines?

"Dazai..." Li Bai's voice was hoarse, full of helplessness.

"Woo, um." Dazai responded in a low voice, not forgetting to sob by the way.

Li Bai raised his hand to his forehead, "Stop watching such bloody dramas in the future." Otherwise, he won't be able to stand it.

Dazai nodded obediently, "Okay..."

Hmm, Xiaobaibai says what he says.

"Okay, then tell me now, what do you want me to do?" Li Bai looked at Dazai who should be back to normal, and asked him the previous question.

"There is a reception, and I want Xiaobaibai to accompany me to attend." Dazai raised his eyes with his chin in his mouth, aggrieved, and looked at Li Bai cautiously.

Li Bai nodded, "Okay, I understand, I'll go with you."

So, isn't it just a dance party, why are there so many twists and turns?Can't you just say it directly?It's not that he doesn't agree.

"No female companion..." Dazai shrank his head, his voice was low.

"Then go find it..." Li Bai glanced at Dazai strangely, not to mention whether there are any women in the port mafia, but Dazai is very popular with women, and no one beats him to death when he casually invites someone to die for love on the road. People, do you still need a female companion?

Dazai pointed his fingers and looked at Li Bai eagerly.

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Li Bai was stunned, his jaw felt sore.

no, no...

"Hee hee..." Dazai showed a silly smile to Li Bai.

He pushed the bag forward, "I knew you would agree, Xiaobaibai, I've prepared all the clothes for you, they definitely fit..."

"Now, is it too late to repent now?" Li Bai asked him dryly.

Dazai smiled brightly, and answered firmly, "No!"

"... "

Dazai, just wait, there will be a time for you to wear women's clothes...

Li Bai's hand was tightly on Dazai's arm beside him, and he didn't dare to let go for a moment. When walking, his steps were very small, as if floating on the road, rubbing forward little by little.

Dazai had a bright smile on his face, and patiently followed the pace of the "female companion" beside him.

They dawdled like this, and finally stepped into the reception.

While pushing and changing cups and toasting to each other, people's eyes fell on the pair who arrived just in time.

The man has short fluffy and slightly curly black hair, and the black delicate and straight suit sets off his tall and slender figure. The smile on his face is just right, neither too enthusiastic nor too alienated. Whenever he looks down at the female companion beside him , the eyes are as gentle as water, and the demeanor is caring.

The woman looks small, she looks young, and she is also small and exquisite. She is the kind of size that can be embedded in the arms with a light hug, which can arouse people's desire for protection the most.On her immature face, a pair of big black eyes flicker like she can talk, her pretty nose and small mouth are exquisite and lovely, and she is wearing a silver dress that makes her already fair skin even more white as jade.She tightly grasped the male companion beside her with her hands, she was full of dependence on him, and the occasional smile melted her heart.

No wonder his boyfriend doted on her so much.They are really a couple.

"Oh... are you Mr. Dazai?" Someone came up to greet Dazai, his eyes turned to Li Bai beside Dazai, and then smiled politely, "My surname is Ishikawa..."

He made a gentle salute, and stretched out his hand to Li Bai, "I wonder if I can know Miss's name?"

Li Bai wanted to shake hands habitually, but Dazai cut off his hand just half way up and held it in the palm of his hand.

He smiled apologetically at Ishikawa, with strong possessiveness in his eyes, "No, Mr. Ishikawa, the white sauce is mine, I can't let you kiss the back of your hand, and I can't tell you her name..."

Ishikawa looked at him for a while, then smiled indifferently and stood up straight, "You are really possessive, Mr. Dazai. But yes, if my female partner is also so lovely, I would like to tie her up all the time." By my side, I carefully hide her from the eyes of the people around me, and let her be everything to me."

"Haha, that's right." Dazai nodded, and inadvertently took a deep look at this person.

Dazai put on a regretful expression after the man left.

It's a pity... I can't solve this annoying person for the time being...

Hmm... first write it down in the small notebook used to hold grudges, and when he can do it, he will definitely teach him a very special and unforgettable lesson...

"Too? Zai?" A familiar but annoying voice came from behind Dazai, and Dazai's complexion turned stinky instantly.

He turned his head to look at Chuya who was standing behind him with a sleepy expression, and deliberately drew a long voice when speaking, "What's the matter, slu——"

"You!" Zhong also seemed to be out of breath, even the tone of the ending changed when he spoke, and the wine glass in his hand was crushed into pieces.

He pointed at Dazai with his free hand, and looked at the person next to Dazai indifferently, his fingertips were trembling a little, his expression seemed as if the sky had collapsed.

"Little? Bai?" He lowered his voice and asked Li Bai word by word.

Clutching Dazai's arm tightly, Li Bai hid behind Dazai in shame, shaking his head frantically.

I really didn't dare to read Chuya's question.

Ahhh!Dazai didn't tell him Chuya was here!

This embarrassment is a big deal!

Li Bai felt ashamed to face others.

He shrank himself back behind Dazai again, as if reducing his presence would prevent Chuya from knowing about his women's clothing.

The veins on Zhongye's forehead twitched twice. Unless he was blind, how could he not see that Li Bai was wearing women's clothes now.

He took half a step forward and pulled Li Bai over from behind Dazai, while Dazai complained, he grabbed Li Bai's arm with both hands and looked at him carefully.

It seems... a bit nice...

The tips of Zhong Ye's ears hidden in his hair were a little red, he turned his head and didn't dare to look at Li Bai, "Xiao Bai, why are you dressed like this?"

Li Bai lowered his head and twirled his fingers, his face flushed with shame and he didn't dare to look at him, he hesitated for a long time, but finally he didn't say anything.

Seeing his faltering, Nakaya was immediately upset. He looked up at Dazai with a bad expression on his face, "Tell me, did this bastard Dazai force you? I'll beat him up for you!"

"Hey, slug, you are so annoying! I didn't force Xiao Baibai to wear women's clothing... He volunteered to be my female companion..." Dazai saw the smug expression and wanted to masturbate Sleeve punching.

He let go of Li Bai's hand and was about to step forward, but Li Bai in front of him let out a small exclamation, and fell unsteadily to the ground.

Slot cake, numb feet!

Li Bai was in a panic!Fortunately, Dazai and Nakaya pulled him back at the same time, and by the way, he heard Dazai laughing in his ear.

Li Bai covered his face with his hands, not daring to look at them.

Faceless!

"Woo..." Li Bai covered his face and hummed aggrievedly.

It's all Dazai's fault. He insisted on making him wear high heels, and they were such high heels that he couldn't even walk steadily, and the hem of the skirt was so small that he couldn't take a step when walking, so he could only rub against each other. Small steps are like floating on the ground.

He and Dazai stood here for so long just now, his legs were sore and swollen, and there was no place for support, Chuya suddenly let go just now, he couldn't stand firmly, and fell down!

I fell down!

What is their situation like now?In the eyes of others, Dazai and Chuya are robbing the same little girl, hey, erotic history!

Li Bai finally regained his strength, supported Zhongye's arm and stood up tremblingly, like an old man, he couldn't even stand steady.

He looked viciously at Dazai behind him, "Don't let me find opportunities in the future, Dazai, I will let you taste the pain of hating the sky and the little skirt!"

His voice seemed to be squeezed out of his teeth, and there was still black air behind him.

Dazai backed away, found an excuse and hurried to do the task.

Can't afford to offend, let the little dwarf deal with the black-spirited little Baibai!

After Dazai left, the person Li Bai supported became Chuya, and he leaned his entire body weight on Chuya without any trace, "Chuya..."

His voice was small and soft, because he hadn't yet ushered in the voice change period, so when he spoke like this, he still had a little milky sound.

"Ah?" Zhong Ye was stunned by a sudden call, and then thinking of Li Bai's voice just now, his face couldn't help flushing, "What, what's the matter?"

"Chuya, can you use your powers to make me lighter? My legs are so sore..." High heels are too anti-human, and I don't know how those girls wear them to go shopping and fight all day without being tired.

I admire you!

"Okay..." Zhong Ye nodded, and applied the power to Li Bai.

Feeling finally liberated...

Li Bai moved his hands and feet, then stood up straight, and supported Zhongye's arm vaguely, "Okay, what is your mission, I will accompany you for a walk."

He didn't want to stay longer at this reception, some people would always look at him with what they thought were hidden eyes, it was too uncomfortable.

He thought that Dazai's mission was to steal a secret document related to the mafia from the organizer of the reception. Dazai and Chuya should not be needed for a mission to steal documents, and Dazai hadn't told him before. I have to come here, I think Lai Chuya must have other tasks here.

"Huh? With your current state, you still want to help me with the task?" Zhong also looked at Li Bai in disbelief. His unstable image before was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"..." Li Bai was silent, and then he twisted Zhongye's arm fiercely, "I can't stand outside to help you watch the wind! Go away, I don't want to stay here for a second."

Zhong also grinned his teeth in pain, rolled his eyes and led Li Bai away quietly.

His mission this time was to assassinate, and it was a coincidence that his target was also the organizer of the reception.

So they met Dazai on the way back after completing the mission.

Dazai raised his eyebrows at Zhongya, and then pulled Li Bai over, "Slug should go to work alone, Xiao Baibai will be my dance partner tonight..."

The supernatural ability was eliminated in an instant, Li Bai felt a weight on his body, and the corners of his eyes twitched when he looked at Dazai, he just relaxed a little bit!

"Hurry up..." Nakaya was about to scold Dazai, but was interrupted by Dazai, "Let me give you some information and information, there are quite a lot of dogs around that person, and some of them have special abilities. I just went in I sent them away at the time, and now it is less than 3 minutes before all the dogs come back..."

Zhong also stared at him, then stomped his feet and left quickly.

Dazai waved happily behind him, with a sinister smile on his face, not knowing how he would get caught again.

Just as he was proud, Li Bai suddenly grabbed Dazai and hid in a corner. After a while, there was a sound of footsteps behind him, hurried, as if he was looking for something.

Hearing words such as "the document is lost", Li Bai raised his head and glanced at Dazai.

Don't think about it, Dazai must have done this.

Dazai smiled innocently at Li Bai and blinked his eyes to pretend to be cute. Li Bai was about to roll his eyes at him, but he felt a force in his waist that suddenly lifted him up.

"!"

Dazai's face instantly enlarged in Li Bai's eyes...