[Comprehensive] Big brother's little lion

After Kaoru Serizawa woke up, she found that she had no memory of the past.

who I am?Where do I come from?Where are you going?The three major issues of ultimate philosophy hovered in her mind, forming a dark vortex and a bottomless abyss.

What broke her entanglement and panic was the silver-haired man with natural curly hair who suddenly walked into the room.

She woke up in a tatami room with almost no furniture around, which perfectly interprets the meaning of the phrase "house with four walls".

The silver hair was curled naturally with that special hair, and said lazily: "You can't sleep, if you sleep, brother, I will beat you PP."

"Brother?" Kaoru Serizawa looked confused, does she have a brother?Why is the word brother so unfamiliar?She should have grown up alone, she should have grown up very lonely... However, she didn't know anything about her past growth experience, but the long loneliness still lingered in her heart.

But soon Kaoru accepted the setting that he has an older brother. After all, having an older brother is always a good thing. Although the "brother" in front of him seems unreliable at all, at least Kaoru who has amnesia has grasped the backbone.

"Brother, that, I seem to have no memory of the past, can you tell me who I am and what happened in the past?"

The lazy natural curly hair is not surprised at all, neither crazy nor sensual, as if he had expected such a situation, he explained without hesitation like an NPC, "You are my sister, Kaoru Sakata .I am your older brother, Sakata Gintoki."

"Are you really my brother? Why don't we look alike at all?" Kaoru was dubious.

Although he doesn't remember who he is, Kaoru has not forgotten his appearance, and subconsciously feels that the person in front of him is not his brother, at least he doesn't have the feeling of being connected by blood.

There is indeed no similarity between the two brothers and sisters. Xun has a round and cute baby face, while the man has a face like a knife, which is more like a melon seed. He is handsome and feminine, with narrow and long eyebrows and eyes. The big difference is like the difference between a cute painter and a burning painter.

"Probably they inherited their parents. Who knows? God gave your elder brother my god-given face. You should be lucky to have such a handsome elder brother." Although Sakata Gintoki said the lines that were absolutely narcissistic, he did not There is no narcissistic breath, lazy, as if stating the facts, and it seems that the words are just passing clouds.

Kaoru rolled her eyes uncontrollably, but instead of dwelling on the idiotic question, she asked, "What about our parents? Why is the house so quiet? Did they go out to work?"

Sakata Gintoki continued to explain in a half-dead tone: "This family is just the two of us now. The old mother died long ago. As for the father, I don't know where he died. It may be that he met the old lady on the way to collect medicine. **You are talking about a relationship and completely forget about us."

"How could you say that about father!" Kaoru retorted subconsciously. In her empty heart, the existence named father somehow had a place, which could not be tarnished.

"It's true, that old man is such a bastard who loves wives and big breasts." Yinshi concluded.

He seemed not enthusiastic about explaining to his sister with amnesia, so he changed the subject, "Hurry up and change your clothes, and follow me to the village center."

"Why?" Kaoru, who knew nothing about the past, was baffled, "Did something big happen?" According to common sense, even amnesiacs know that any event that requires villagers to gather in the village is not too small, at least for P people It will not be small.

"The devil king has come and endangered the world again, so we must select a brave man who bravely breaks into the devil city." Gintoki explained that he was weak and had no enthusiasm for this great thing.

"But I advise you not to be too serious. The whole village doesn't want to be a brave man. After all, it's a thankless and exhausting job. You have to embark on inexplicable and meaningless adventures, and you are bored. ——] group control and control, just like a puppet, super pitiful."

It was obviously a sad line, but there was no emotion in Gintoki's mouth, and it was as tasteless as dry rice.Yinshi was like an actor who took a script and recited his lines dryly.

Kaoru was naturally skeptical about this, but Gintoki was the first person she saw after waking up, and there would inevitably be a baby bird scene, so Kaoru followed the advice of her "brother" and changed her pajamas into regular clothes.

It is said to be ordinary clothes, but it is similar to pajamas, but it is a pink and white bathrobe with crude material and no decoration.

Kaoru unconsciously twisted a pink and white towel and tied it on his forehead.

After finishing this dress, Kaoru was stunned for a moment, why would I do this?This towel headdress is obviously dead and ugly!

It was as if there was an unnamed program or restriction in her brain directing her to do so.It was really like Yinshi said, like a puppet controlled by silk threads.

Amnesia will naturally lead to a sharp decrease in thinking ability, because the so-called thinking is actually an integrated operator of past cognition.After losing things other than common sense, Kaoru, who was naturally dumb, became even more stupid, fighting with Yoshihiko, the brave man in the past, her father.After getting dressed, Kaoru followed Gintoki's pace.

Gintoki was wearing a unique black leather jacket + moiré white kimono, which was confusing, and the style of painting was also very different from that of the surrounding villagers, but this did not prevent Kaoru from finding it very good-looking.

Kaoru found that the girls in the village were basically dressed similarly to herself, with ugly turbans tied on their foreheads, which meant that her current identity (occupation) was just a village girl.But the village girl would soon become a legend.

After the village chief said some political lines, he announced the start of the brave tryout, as long as the person who can pull out the sword in the stone is the destined brave and the born King Arthur.

Everyone seems to have tried their best, but they all failed, and they were defeated with sweat and bitter faces.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Kaoru burned up - if others can't do it, then he must be able to do it!

There must be a mission to land on yourself!If you want to talk about why, because she is a boy (female) of her age, the one who can save the world is not a high school student, but a boy (female) of high school age!

So the title of brave must belong to her!

Kaoru, who seemed to have a specific program in his mind, inexplicably had such a premonition and confidence.

Looking at the burning "sister", Sakata Gintoki once again kindly reminded: "It's better not to use too much force, otherwise you will regret it so much that you want to cry. You will definitely cry. In the future, you will fight with stupid mages and idiot meat shields." Oh, who embarked on an adventure with the irritable village girl." The lines ending with the sound of oh seem extremely light and unconvincing.

Kaoru naturally ignored the words of "Brother" and continued to burn. That kind of blood can almost break through the surface of the body and turn into a real flame, making people around seem to see the birth of a Saiyan.

After everyone failed, the village girl Xun appeared on the stage, and everyone looked forward to her.

She is now the last hope of the whole village!

"I must live up to expectations!" Kaoru clenched his fists.

"Everyone says don't take it too seriously." Yinshi complained indifferently.

However, the hot-blooded Kaoru could no longer listen to anything. She stepped on sonorous steps and bravely came to the sword in the stone, and then charged up, and attacked the sword in the stone with the momentum of a tiger descending the mountain, but!Before her hand touched the hilt at all, the sword fell to the ground with a bang.

All of a sudden, the whole village burst into warm applause.

"It's not me, I don't, don't get me wrong..." Xun was in a hurry, honestly like her, and didn't want to take away the glory that might belong to the previous person.However, the villagers did not listen to this rebuttal at all, and applauded like thunder.

The village chief said with a smile on his face: "Sakata Kaoru, you will be a brave man from now on! You are the hope of our whole village, come on, let's attack, brave Kaoru!"

Hearing these words, Xun was greatly encouraged, raised his arms high, and shouted like an ape: "I am the brave! Xun the brave!" That kind of domineering, like ape-man Taishan swinging through the valley.

Now that Kaoru herself has admitted it, the fact that she is a brave man will be dusted off.After the enthusiastic villagers applauded, they went back to their respective houses, shaking their heads and mocking at the corners of their mouths.

Only the idiot Xun who was picked up was so stupid that he actually took on the responsibility of being a brave man.

Knowing nothing about this, Kaoru embarked on the journey in high spirits.

"Brother" Sakata watched his "sister" leave and sighed deeply.I'm sorry, Kaoru.

Yinshi was really worried, so he followed Kaoru and started a long career as a sister-controlled stalker.

The author has something to say:

Every RPG adventure will have a GM, the game manager, who is a spy in the eyes of the characters.

The last time the GM was Mei Bulie, this time it's...

silver hour.

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Gintoki is the clone of Takiya Genji in another world. He doesn't have the memory of Genji now, but he will remember it after returning to modern times.