[Comprehensive] Big brother's little lion

After Mihashi and Ito Commercial exchanged a lot of bragging, they set out to fight the little bad guys.

The little follower next to the little bad boss said: "They both look very good, they are beautiful, and they are big!" He said with a lustful expression.

The little boss thought it was true, but stared at Kaoru Serizawa, "I like that little one more. Although he has dyed gray hair of unknown meaning, he looks very similar to Kyoko." The boss can't touch her, so it would be nice to have a substitute.

"Boss, so you are also a lolicon..."

"It's not lolicon, it's a feminist!"

"Boss, this doesn't seem to be your line."

Miyashi was very upset that the little boss looked at Kaoru, moved two steps sideways, completely blocked the little Kaoru, pointed at the little boss and said, "You can't like her!"

"why?"

Mitsuhashi twisted her slender waist and said charmingly: "Because you are my favorite type!" As he spoke, he rushed towards the little boss.

This sudden beauty made the little boss dazzled, and he smiled idiotically in an instant.Wait a minute, this woman's breasts are too soft, like steamed buns... Then he felt a sharp pain from his lower body, as if there was a sound of "Ding" in the air.

Mihashi and Ito turned into "egg beaters", and the only one who fought seriously was Kaoru who was a girl.

When all the eggs were beaten, the little villains left a few clamors and retreated staggeringly.

"Why do you use the anti-wolf trick? You two are boys!" Xun said aggressively with his hands on his hips.Kaoru, who has won the true biography of his father, believes that fighting must be done with fists and kicks, knives and dirty tricks are not acceptable.

"Because we are now cosplaying female ducks, as a coser, you must be dedicated~" Mihashi said confidently, flirting with his golden wavy hair coquettishly, quite self-indulgent.

Ito said in a tone that I will never do again: "I hate to win with such insidious tricks!"

"You say no, but your body is quite honest." Xun complained.He obviously had a great time beating eggs just now.

"You! How can a girl say such obscene words all the time!" The macho Ito was displeased.At this time, Kyoko came out leading the crowd, and the fierce Ito changed his face instantly, as if his soul was sublimating.

"Then, let me touch yours..." Sanqiao stretched out his dragon claw, and said in an ecstatic tone.

Before he could finish his words, the white-haired girl beside him had already stepped forward, and Dayi puffed out her chest and said, "If you want to touch it, just touch mine!"

Xun girl thought to herself that I don't have breasts anyway, if you touch it, it means you haven't touched it!Today's Kaoru is a washboard, and he can't even blow up against A.

Mitsuhashi, who was still lecherous just now, suddenly faltered, and stopped like an electric shock, saying, "Don't you know how shy you are?" He looked very shy.

Kaoru blinked, her face became hot, and she felt embarrassed after knowing it.

She was really impulsive just now!

It is definitely something to be ashamed of being tucked up by the opposite sex, but she is a woman who will become a gangster in the future, and she must get rid of gender consciousness. If she is always coy, it will definitely be difficult to convince the public.

So he pretended to be heroic and said: "We have fought together and we are brothers. If you are really lonely, it's okay to touch your chest!"

After finishing speaking, Xun also found that his lines were really bad, but he couldn't give up his pretentious posture, so he straightened his chest again, with a fearless look of "I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for the country".

The reason why such strange remarks broke out is probably influenced by the recent hot sex-changing comics.Kaoru entered the pit from the fake underworld comic "Backstreet Girl", and began to crazily read various sex-transformed comics-"Becoming That Her", "To You Who Gendered Mona Lisa", "Servant Girl", "Broken Boyfriend" ...Even she is planning to start writing a sex-changing novel herself!

She wants to be a boy!Want to cut back and forth between boys and girls!

Hearing this distorted theory, Mitsuhashi, who is known for being despicable, was surprised for a short time, and then he was furious. He pointed at Ito and said, "What about him? Is it okay?"

"This!" Kaoru, whose brain had broken through the sky, suddenly got stuck.

Ito was in a dilemma, looked at Kyoko with a questioning face, and immediately got angry to get rid of the suspicion: "Mihashi, what nonsense are you talking about! I will never be lonely!" Ah ~ Q-chan~ As long as I look at the little angel Q-chan, I will be forever Will not be lonely!He tilted his head and stared at Kyoko again, falling into nympho mode.

Mihashi, who failed to rub his breasts and was irritated by the smoke, showed an ugly and cute groundhog expression again.

What's going on, could it be that the squad leader became unrestrained after becoming a bad girl?That's right, I heard that bad girls are bold and unrestrained, maybe she will soon fall into the vortex of promiscuity, no!I don't allow it!I will never allow it!

That can be the monitor!The squad leader who is as pure as an elf and is also the flower of Gaoling!

Wait, is she that good?In fact, it is essentially a small bitch, right?

Ah, I can't stand it!What a world!Mitsuhashi really couldn't integrate the completely contradictory thoughts in his head, he almost had to concentrate, he rumpled his already messy golden curly hair, and walked home with heavy and resentful steps.

Ito didn't know what kind of nerve his good buddy was getting, he apologized to Cheng Lan's people and chased after him, "What's wrong with you, all of a sudden."

Kaoru had a blank expression on his face, not realizing that he was the culprit at all, and looked enviously at Kyoko and Akemi's long black hair, and said goodbye to them politely.

She trimmed her sideburns, and happily decided to go to "Takiya Genji Hair Salon" to take care of her hair. She walked with ease, exuding a carefree atmosphere.

The groundhog was stupid when he got home.

Tea does not think about food, and food frequently falls down when eating.

His heart was pounding, his face was red and hot, and his eyes were staring.

Sanqiao's parents were very worried about him. His mother took the temperature on his forehead and was shocked, "It's hot! It's not good, the child's father! Kishi has a high fever! Send him to the hospital! Hospital !"

Mihashi regained consciousness instantly, and brushed away his mother's hand, "I don't have a fever!"

"Fucking mother, leave him alone! He looks like a puberty complex," Mihashi's father is very experienced, "probably because he has a crush on a certain girl and has erotic fantasies. Guizhi has grown up too Well, hehe..."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Mihashi quit, stood up, and used his chaotic body language skills again, and spoke incoherently, "How could I be, could be moved by that kind of shameless and unrestrained woman, and even said that I can touch her?" Touching the chest, do you think that Opie can buy me and make me the most handsome in the universe? Impossible! Impossible! Besides, she doesn’t have Opie at all! But why do I still regret that I didn’t... Ahhh!!!"

Sanqiao broke down and uttered the classic groundhog cry, ran back to his room, wrapped himself in a quilt, and refused to even take his head off.

His family was still in the dining room, and after a brief silence, they collapsed with laughter.

The sound of groundhogs breaking down continued to be heard from the quilt, and steam was faintly rising, and the "groundhog in stew pot" seemed to be ripe enough to be cooked out of the pot.

This night, the beautiful white-haired goblin quietly sneaked into his dream.

He Fenghua clothes are like double petals, petals fall off and petals die.

Desire to show off the bones and double butterflies, with exquisite curves and raucous appearance.

She shyly turned to look at Mianmianyi, the snowy white porcelain bloomed with red cherry blossoms.

Eyes as silky as mesmerizing eyes as blue as blue, Bai Ling's voice lingers in his throat:

"I would like... let you... touch me... Kishi, come here~"

He walked towards her in a daze, and was easily pushed to the ground by the slender catkin.

The flamboyant ghost lay down on his body, and the snow fell on his chest.

Infinite Demon Prison, please reward me, the red luan flutters its wings and talks about Wushan.

The next morning, "Ah!!!" the groundhog yelled again, more deafeningly than before, full of disbelief and panic.

Mihashi boy's room, body and mind were in complete chaos.

Now, because of the girl's unintentional words, the matter became serious.

The author has something to say:

Harmless Ghosts and Animals · Female Wears Male Novel "Love Self" is in advance:

(Self-tackling, self-sufficiency, BG, BL, GL big fight)

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The same wife dressed up as a wealthy second generation rich man who died mysteriously, with a knife hidden under his pillow, poison in the cup, good looks, poisoned by everyone.

In the previous life, the male god married Miao Su, but got entangled with Xiao Shou and staged "Brokeback Mountain".In this life, he fell in love with the night banquet that Miao Su wore.As the saying goes, the way of heaven is like reincarnation, and ghosts and animals will spare no one.

Originally planned not to care about the male god, and her roommate fell in love with ME, but "I" insisted on loving the male god, but the male god fell in love with me.

Worldview: University + ** + wealthy family; Goldfinger: Has a strong premonition and judgment of danger / "Ding Ling" (when the Ding Ling rings in the brain, you know how to avoid death.)

1V1, welcome to stock selection, buy and leave.Possibility CP: male god banquet, brother banquet, boss banquet, banquet reception, banquet Miao Su, banquet banquet...

Lightning Rod: Gender Switching, BG/GL/BL stalks that imply self-inflicted, against fraudulent same-wife marriage support gay marriage law

AKA: Extreme Narcissism