Yang Erhua, a man disguised as a woman, is getting more and more devious on the road to rebirth

"Yang Erhua, a man disguised as a woman, goes more and more on the road to rebirth" Author: Shukuangtu

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Crossed over?How the hell did I become a woman?Oh oh ~~~ okay!Everything that should be there is there, and there is nothing more that shouldn't be there!

Fragment one:

As early as when Gao Ziyang was an ignorant child, when he was pestering his mother to tell stories, he was forcibly indoctrinated with some strange things by an unscrupulous mother.For example: "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" is a story about a beautiful prince and seven dwarfs, and finally the prince and the prince lived a happy life! "Cinderella" is a story about a cute and kind-hearted little boy who was bullied by his stepmother and finally lived a happy life with the prince with the help of the gods! "(Male Version) Little Red Riding Hood" is a fantasy love story between a cute little boy with a red hooded cloak and a handsome werewolf! "Son of the Sea" is a poignant love story in which a little mermaid prince gave his life for a human prince! ! !Waiting for all kinds of rotten girls who ruin the three views to revise fairy tale bedtime stories.

Fragment two:

"So, you like men?"

"No, I just like you, and you just happen to be a man!"

"But I have a condition! The relationship is fine, but before my father becomes an adult...you are not allowed to have the idea of ​​my father's little chrysanthemum..." (////▽////)

"fool!"

Fragment three:

"Hmm~ Quilt Master, I'm here!!!".

"Well, my wife, I'm here too!" Before closing his eyes, Yang Zhong felt that something strange was following him!

"O_o you~ where did you come from!!" Yang Zhong turned around in horror and looked at Gao Ziyang behind him.

"╭(╯ε╰)╮It's been here since the lady undressed!" Gao Ziyang held Yang Zhong in his arms and said teasingly!

"..."

Fragment four:

Originally, I also wanted Yang Zhong to manage the Gao family’s account book, but that guy actually sat on the desk, flipped through the account book with one hand, and picked his nostrils with the other hand, saying: “Since the college entrance examination, my father’s IQ has basically returned to the level of illiteracy.” Popping the booger sticky on the fingernails, "What's more, my father has graduated from college, and I returned it to the teacher a long time ago. It's okay if you let me do the design, settle the score! Forget it, you!"

Content tags: Huanxi Enemy Disguised, Reborn Through Time and Space

Search keywords: Protagonist: Yang Erhua, Gao Ziyang┃Supporting roles: Bao Bao, Qiu Ji, Duan Ziyu┃Others: Tsundere Shou, Gentle Gong, Funny, Dressing Up, Sweet, Daily

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Just wear it?

Yay! ! !Yada, people who wear women's clothes are rejected, okay? Although my father's altitude is considered to be a third-grade disabled, disabled people have dignity too, okay? !

The door of a cubicle in the men's toilet of a convention and exhibition center was slapped, ahem! ! !Don't get me wrong, it's not an evil slap, it's a serious slap!

"Er Gouzi, come out quickly! After eating my meal, I have to solve my problems." The man outside the door yelled and continued to slam on the toilet door.Inside the door was a skinny, fair-skinned, handsome, clean-looking guy with his arms folded, squatting on the toilet seat, with an aggrieved face, tears in his eyes, long eyelashes fluttering, and sniffing his nose , shouted at the door: "Bastard Xigou, you are lying to Dad! Dad Ben put this body in after eating you! Wear women's clothing, I dare you! Why don't you do it yourself?"

The person outside the door looked at ease, "Brother, a friend in need is a friend, if you can win this COS competition, Sister Xiaoye will agree to date me! Brother, my happiness for the rest of my life depends on you. It's not that the little driver's sister has appendicitis, and you don't need to come and make it up, who said that you wrote the script. Come out, I'll kick the door." Before the words finished, the toilet door was kicked open, blocking the door The latch I was using was knocked out and hit the head of someone who was squatting on the toilet!

"Ah! It hurts!!" Yang Zhong, who was squatting on the toilet, covered his forehead and yelled. Before he could react from the dizziness and severe pain, he was dragged off the toilet lid by a huge force. He was dragged out in a hemiplegic posture.

It's a shame to pretend to be a woman!Classmate Yang Zhong, who was covering his forehead, thought so.At this time, no matter how much you praise Ben's father for being handsome, it's useless to kill men and women!Although the fact that Ben's father is handsome already exists like the truth, it's useless to flatter him now.How shameful, wearing women's clothes or something, people will be regarded as strange people!What if some weirdos fall in love with it?This is the first time people say...

Suffering is always a long time, Yang Zhong in women's clothing struggled for a long time in the audience before crawling out of the fitting room.What a shame!Black silk, cat ears, bow!A bad friend who was guarding Yang Zhong by the side actually added fuel to the fire and blew a whistle: "Hey~ Girl, so cute! Do you want to go eat Mala Tang with my brother!" Yang Zhong couldn't bear it just talking Oh, he's even touched it with his hands.

"Crack!" Yang Zhong knocked off the unruly claws of his best friend, "It's not for sale, please don't touch it casually!"

"Hey! Then tell brother how much it is! Brother will buy the little lady back to warm the bed even if he sells everything!" The best friend teased unscrupulously.

"Enough is enough of you! I'll be really angry if you come again!" Yang Zhong said with a serious face.

"Hahaha! Alright! I won't tease you anymore, but speaking of brother, this outfit is really suitable. If you don't know that you are a man, brother, I will be bent by you!"

"Fuck you!" Yang Zhong shook off his bad friend, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of his current appearance in the mirror. (⊙o⊙)...Is this cute girl me? o(*////▽////*)q oh~~ It’s really cute!

"..." No, that's not the point!

The point is, 555... I don't have the face to meet people, how will Benben's father hook up with girls in the future! 555...My little loli!Don't go, brother is not blaming uncle! ! !

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The place where he was hit before has been in pain, thinking about the lifelong happiness of his good brother, Yang Zhong endured the shame and pain, and insisted on finishing his role. (555~~Why is my father so kind!)

As soon as he got off the stage, Yang Zhong rushed to the toilet and quickly changed his clothes. He lay on the sink and wiped off the makeup on his face indiscriminately, regardless of whether it was wiped clean. Yang Zhong, who had a splitting headache, didn't tell anyone, so he leaned on the wall left.Now, he just wants to go home and lie down for a while!

When Yang Zhong got home, he felt that his headache was getting worse, so he swallowed a few cold medicines indiscriminately with cold water, then fell down on the bed and fell asleep.After that there was no more consciousness.

When I woke up, my forehead still hurt a little.Ma De, today Ben's father has to ask Xigou for reimbursement of medical expenses, and then cheat him a few meals to make up for his physical and mental injuries!Thinking about it, Yang Zhong stretched out his hand and rubbed the place where he was beaten, "Squeak...it hurts!" Yang Zhong cried out in pain as soon as he touched it.

Eh!Wait, something seems wrong! ! !Did you catch a cold last night?The voice is so hoarse, wait, Dad Ben's hands have gotten so small?What's the matter with this dress?Hand over the jacket, what the hell is there inside.I rely on!This thing is called a bellyband!what's the situation?Wait, where is this?

The author has something to say: Zhong, in ancient times it meant the second child!So the hero's nickname is Ergou!

Newcomer, please advise! ! !

My name is "Yang Erhua"

Yang Zhong sat on the bed in a daze, who will tell me what kind of situation this is! ! !What's with this quaint room?Although my room is a little bit messy, it's really only a little bit, there is still a place to step down, okay?So which hero helped Ben's dad clean up?He actually changed so thoroughly that he even changed his father's clothes. Could it be that the guy from Xigou was full, and his conscience found out that he came to see my father and me, so he could play tricks on the way?

Thinking of this, Yang Zhong looked up to the sky and yelled: "Xigou, get out of here!!!!" The slightly hoarse voice echoed in the air for a long time.

The shout did not bring the best friend, but attracted another uninvited guest. "What's it called! You're screaming like ghosts in the early morning, you stinking girl, you want to die, don't you!"

A sharp middle-aged woman's voice came from outside the door, and the not-so-strong wooden door opened in response, and the dust raised up blurred the vision in the sunlight, and there was only a figure standing outside the door, er... euphemistic Call it plump Obasan!

Obasan was also dressed in an ancient costume, standing at the door and staring at Yang Zhong on the bed with disgust.Seeing Yang Zhong's dull face and no reaction, he said sharply: "You lose money, you are really ugly! You have learned how to pretend to be dead! Just now you shouted so loudly, you have a lot of confidence! The first two days Tian still looks like he is dying, how did he know that the master is coming back, so he doesn't intend to pretend? Huh~~ I never thought that such a scheming at such a young age is really as virtuous as your old lady!"

Ouba Sangkou Nuohanghe, yin and yang, speaking fast, Yang Zhong couldn't react for a while, sat on the bed, blinked his eyes, with a confused look on his face!Nani?What is this?Who is this Obasan?What about the new script?

Seeing that Yang Zhong was unmoved, Ou Pasang yelled at him again: "Yang Erhua, if you've pretended to be dead enough, get up and chop wood and pick dung for my old lady, and treat yourself as a young lady!" No return