Yang Erhua, a man disguised as a woman, is getting more and more devious on the road to rebirth

All the childish words have been said, there is a problem!In other words, he just said, just came back!Where are you coming from?The first place that popped up in Yang Zhong's mind was Huajie Liuxiang, eh!It is possible to smell Gao Ziyang's alcohol.Well, I must have gone to find flowers and ask willows.Humph╭(╯^╰)╮, men don’t have a good thing! (Speaking like you’re not a man! Yang Erhua: I’m just upset that he didn’t bring his father with him for something good. Don’t think about it!) (We don’t want to be wrong, we just want to be bent!)

When Yang Zhong finished the dishes and brought them to the table one by one, Qiu Ji came late.There is no way, he is a great general, and in troubled times, Qiu Ji dare not neglect him in the slightest.

Ignoring Gao Ziyang who was looking for flowers and asked Liu not to take him, and deliberately ignoring the old man who made him sleepy, Yang Zhong worshiped all the delicious food in front of Qiu Ji. "Brother Qiu has worked hard, come, eat more." He said, and offered to pick up vegetables for Qiu Ji.

Qiu Ji also sensed that the atmosphere was not right, uh→-→Never mind it, eat first!Qiu Ji still remembered the taste of the food Yang Zhong cooked last time, but he was always embarrassed to ask Yang Zhong to cook it for him, so he had to eat enough today.

Seeing that Yang Zhong ignored him, Gao Ziyang felt puzzled, so what?Could it be that he fainted and let him know.Gao Ziyang turned his head to look at the master, the meaning in that look: Did you tell the secret?

The master is also unknown, so what's the matter?Gao Ziyang replied with a blank expression, I don't know anything.

If Yang Zhong's ignorance only made Gao Ziyang feel confused, then the interaction between Yang Zhong and Qiu Ji was definitely enough to make Gao Ziyang angry.Damn, bastard, let go of the meat in your mouth, I have never eaten a dish made by my daughter-in-law! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Qiu Ji felt the malicious eyes from Gao Ziyang, but he had no time to care about it now.Because, um~ it's so delicious!Qiu Ji is moved, I have been so busy recently, I haven’t been able to have a good meal, I am so happy, and there are people serving food, this general is so happy o(*￣▽￣*)o It would be even better if Yang Zhong could change back into a female dress and serve him food up. (Yang Erhua: Get out of here, pervert! You still have to pay so much for a meal, remember to give the money when you leave later.)

Gao Ziyang stared resentfully at the interaction between the two people on the opposite side, and he didn't taste the taste of a meal. Compared with tasting the delicious food made by his wife, it is more important to protect his wife from being snatched away, okay?

Seeing that Gao Ziyang didn't move the things he made so hard, Yang Zhong felt inexplicably disappointed, hehe!The food made by Ben’s father is not as delicious as that made by Chef Hualou, right?Or is it that there is no beauty, red crispy hands, and yellow rattan wine? It's tasteless to eat!

The atmosphere on the table was awkward from beginning to end, but this did not affect the other two foodies who ate wildly.The dishes for four people ended up almost falling into the stomachs of two people. (Qiu Ji and Master: ~(≧▽≦)/~ so full, so satisfied!)

After eating this embarrassing meal, Qiu Ji took out a burden and handed it to Yang Zhong, telling him to change his clothes and go with him.Don't forget, the task of provoking him and Ziyu has not yet been completed!It's almost time to act.

Yang Zhong stared at the baggage in his hand in horror, it couldn't be women's clothes inside!No!Dad refuses.

"Don't worry, it's a set of domestic servant's clothes! After returning to the General's Mansion, I will change into women's clothes and set off to Duan Wang's Mansion. Brother Yang will be wronged and live in the General's Mansion until the crown prince takes any action." Qiu Ji explained. .

"Hey! Does that mean I will always wear women's clothes?" Yang Zhong was unhappy.

"No need, people in the general's mansion can wear men's clothes, and everyone in the mansion can trust them." Qiu Ji said hastily.

"Oh! That's okay." Yang Zhong went to change his clothes in peace.Gao Ziyang and Qiu Ji were left staring at each other in the hall.

The author has something to say: Happy May Fourth Youth Day, everyone! (Anyway, Dad Ben is not happy at all!)

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Yang Erhua's Big Wave

The male rabbit has fluttering feet, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, and the two rabbits walk side by side, who can tell whether I am male or female.

Yang Zhong is already sitting in the general's mansion as a window trimming his temples, and the decals on the mirror are yellow!The experience during this period, er→_→ specifically refers to a certain aspect of experience, Yang Zhong has already mastered the matter of dressing up as a woman, and he doesn’t even have any psychological obstacles.Habit is a terrible thing!

Qiu Ji leaned against the door and looked at Yang Zhong's skillful dressing up, "Oh! The little lady is very handsome, which girl is she from? This general came to propose marriage in person!" Qiu Ji flirted, and had to admit that Yang Zhong Pretending to be a woman is really his thing!

Yang Zhong turned his head, cast a wink at Qiu Ji, covered his face with Juan, and smiled coquettishly: "Your Excellency General is late, my family is already married as a woman, and I am afraid that there is no destiny for the General in this life!"

Qiu Ji pouted, "That's really a pity!" As he said, Qiu Ji approached Yang Zhong with malicious intentions.

"You.....what are you doing!" Yang Zhong was frightened by the black face suddenly approaching, er, by the way, the boy Qiu Ji's facial features are not bad from a close look!The skin is not bad, just darker! (⊙o⊙)...This is not the point, "Brother Qiu, don't look so close!" Yang Zhong already felt the breath of Qiu Ji spraying on his face.

"Hehe!" Qiu Ji smiled and stretched out a finger.Following his movements, Yang Zhong subconsciously leaned back to keep a distance.

Chou Jiren was already tall and his fingers were very long. The distance Yang Zhong moved, General Chou followed with just a flick of his fingers.Qiu Ji poked Yang Zhong's chest: "It's a pity, the little lady has no two chests! Hahaha!!"

"......"→_→Made mentally retarded!

Yang Zhong drove to the gate of Prince Duan's mansion in a car, and the guards handed over the greeting card, and under the eyes of everyone, Yang Zhong got out of the car leisurely.Dressed in a red dress, Yang Zhong deliberately stuffed two steamed buns on his chest, hum ╭(╯^╰)╮!Yang Zhong straightened out his chest, who would say that my father has the same breasts!

Guided by the butler, Yang Zhong stepped across the overlapping palace gates, corridors, and residences. He felt his legs were about to break off, and finally arrived at a pavilion surrounded by mountains and rivers. .

I rely on!Yang Zhong cursed secretly, are you a prince or an emperor? The palace is so big, can you afford to pay for your father's broken leg?This is not a palace, this is not a palace, this is not a palace!The ancient royal mansion is so big, I can't bear it!By the way, Prince Duan, you're going to start the nightlife mode at just what time, don't be afraid of your kidneys!Yang Zhong complained in his heart, while walking towards the gazebo with his skirt.

Corruption!To build a pavilion, you have to build it on a rockery, oops!Almost stepped on the skirt and fell off! ! ! (By the way, I originally wanted to describe the structure of the Xiawangfu, and then I went to Baidu for a bit. The baby was scared to death, so I can only quote the description in "A Fang Gongfu" "Five steps on the first floor, ten steps on the first floor; corridor waist Unadorned back, eaves and teeth pecking high... The song stage is warm, and the spring is harmonious; the dance hall is cold, and the wind and rain are miserable. Within a day, between the palaces, the weather is uneven... "It's not an exaggeration at all! There are hundreds of rooms, and the outer walls are 310 and [-] feet long.)

"My lord, Miss Mulan has arrived!" the housekeeper announced to Ziyu respectfully.

"Please!" Ziyu heard the words, pushed the beauty in his arms away, sat up, and said eagerly, as if he was very interested in Yang Zhong and looked forward to seeing him.

Tsk!Yang Zhong felt disgusted in his heart, the acting is really good, the world owes you an Oscar!

"Miss Mulan, please!" The housekeeper turned around and made a gesture of invitation to Yang Zhong.

Yang Zhong saluted and thanked the butler, and then put down his skirt, which was not as good as in the pavilion, "Mulan, the daughter of the people, has met the prince, and I am grateful to the prince for inviting the daughter of the people to come and discuss poetry!" Yang Zhong said, Tsk, my father is also a powerful actor, okay? good.

"Miss Mulan doesn't need to be too polite, the girl catkins are tall, the last time the girl's words were beautiful, this king really appreciates it!" Ziyu got up and walked to Yang Zhong eagerly, and raised Yang Zhong with his hands to salute. As for the sinking body, his fingers were caressing Yang Zhong's arms back and forth, looking like a perverted pervert!

Yang Zhong felt the claws that kept eating his tofu, I (#‵′) damn it!It's disgusting, bastard, let go of Dad Ben, perverted.Affection.Crazy, my father is a family man, okay?

Yang Zhong knew very well that this period of the palace was full of dangers, if he was not careful, all previous efforts would be wasted, and there would be no redemption, alas! ╮(╯_╰)╭Being a prince is hard work, and I feel sorry for Ziyu. You deserve this little golden man.

Even if you know it's acting, why don't you please take your hand away, you don't need to go into such details, bastard!It's so disgusting, you were still hugging that woman over there with this hand the last second!

"Thank you, my lord!" Yang Zhong pretended to be terrified and pushed Ziyu away. Ancient women should be reserved at this time, eh!Ben's father deserves to be a powerful new generation idol actor!Yang Zhong couldn't stop laughing before he finished chattering. When he just pushed Ziyu away, he subconsciously took a step back, stepped on the long skirt, and fell straight back.Fuck!The back is... empty!

"Dead!" This sentence flashed in Yang Zhong's mind, before he could think about other messy things, he was already falling quickly.

The incident happened suddenly, everyone was stunned in a flick of a finger, and it was only when a heavy object fell to the ground that "Boom!" was heard, everyone in the palace was awakened!

Yang Zhong was so frightened that his eyes were closed tightly, but he didn't feel any severe pain. There was a warm touch from under his body, accompanied by crying and shouting from outside like "Hurry up, save the prince!" Doctor!" It was the voice, Yang Zhong opened his eyes and turned his head, and Ziyu's disastrous face took over his sight.

"you....