[Rebirth] Ergou, you have changed

Definitely not in this tone.

Damn, it's not worth pretending to be so cute. .

Ji Shaoze complained wildly in his heart. .

Speechless for a while, Du Lie continued to read the newspapers and periodicals he hadn't finished reading.

Ji Shaoze couldn't talk to each other either, so he had to pick up a cup to drink water.

Take a sip and it will soon bottom out.

So he had to drink again.

Du Lie spoke at this moment: "Are you short of money?"

"Yeah, which dick is not short of money? Those who are poor in the world can only eat dirt."

Du Lie pursed his lips and said, "The wages of your company are not low."

Ji Shaoze answered fluently: "It's not enough money to go home and marry a wife."

Du Lie didn't speak, Dabai just came out at this moment.

Ji Shaoze stepped forward and asked, "Are you all right?"

"It's more comfortable after pulling."

Ji Shaoze originally thought that after the play was over, he should help Dabai to leave, but he didn't expect the two dogs to come up with a more bloody move.

"Tomorrow I have an appointment with Xiao Hei to watch a movie, but I guess my health will not be very good, what should I do?"

Ji Shaoze almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

Where did Nima play?

Haven't got the words right yet!

But in order not to let Du Lie see it, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Then go next time!"

"It's a shame to waste it."

"..."

"How about the two of you?"

"..."

After speaking, he took out two movie tickets.

"In the latest movie "Zootopia", it is said that the fox and the rabbit in it are very loving."

"..."

In fact, Dabai doesn't understand at all how good a fox and a rabbit can get along?

In the animal world, they should be regarded as natural enemies!

Ji Shaoze looked back at Du Lie.

The CEO replied, "There is a meeting tomorrow."

Ji Shaoze asked without giving up: "When is it open? This ticket seems to be a night show."

"The meeting starts at eight o'clock."

Ji Shaoze wanted to silently choose the dog leash. .

After coming out of Du Lie's house, Ji Shaoze's face flushed red.

"Dabai, don't you think we were so stupid just now? Thinking about it now, we really should find a crack in the ground!"

"Well, it's indeed much worse than what's on TV."

Dabai found out that TV is really a good thing, it’s like watching more and learning more!

Ji Shaoze murmured: "Looks like I'm going to buy some more comics, cute ones don't suit me at all."

So Ji Shaoze took Dabai to the original animation shop after get off work the next day.

But last time the shopkeeper was not there, today the shopkeeper is a young and good-looking young man.

"Good evening sir, are you here to buy books again?"

Ji Shaoze looked confused: "You were also in this store last time?"

"of course."

"Where did your shopkeeper go?"

"I am!"

"!!!!!!"

Ji Shaoze stared like eggs.

"It doesn't look like it? Maybe it's because of the clothes."

"But...but I remember last time it was a...girl, you..."

The front is flat and the back is flat. If you are stretched to death, it won't match the word "sister"!

"Didn't it happen to be Women's Day last time? I respect women."

"..."

What does it matter to you? !

"Don't get me wrong, I'm a cosplay guy."

Ji Shaoze nodded immediately.

Although he has absolutely no idea what cosplay is...

"Do you still have the book you mentioned last time? I have read all I bought."

"Oh? How about the effect?"

"If it's good, I don't need to come again."

The shopkeeper thought for a while and said, "Then I'll get you a few more copies, but they may be a bit heavy."

"Forget it if it's too heavy."

"But the effect of not being heavy-mouthed seems to be small."

"..."

God logic! ?

How do you know it won't work?

In the end, the owner still stuffed a few heavy flavors on the basis of small freshness.

When paying, the shopkeeper turned on the chatterbox mode and asked, "Handsome guy, is your guy so difficult?"

Thinking of Du Lie's appearance, Ji Shaoze felt helpless, and said, "It's really hard to settle."

"Men are all bisexual. They like women but they just haven't met a man who is pleasing to the eye. If you don't mind, you can use it. After all, the impact of vision is much stronger than the impact of love."

Ji Shaoze: ...

I mind!

Special mind! !

To hook up is already the limit! ! !

Who dares to force me to bury him! ! ! !

Seeing his unkind eyes, the shop owner hurriedly said, "Why don't you force it once?"

"..."

The shopkeeper smiled cryptically: "Of course the result is still the same, he goes up and down you."

"..."

Dabai took a fancy to another pair of black ears, but they were smaller than last time, and he planned to give them to Xiaohei.

Ji Shaoze directly used it to pay.

When leaving the store, Ji Shaoze suddenly thought of something, and then took a few steps back.

But suddenly, he saw another man coming out of the shop, wearing pajamas, tall and handsome, he immediately took the shop owner over and kissed him.

kiss! !

Ji Shaoze took a deep breath, and could vaguely hear the conversation inside.

"Who was it just now? Why are you still chatting?"

"No, it's just a guest, asking me for advice on how to get the domineering president, am I out of kindness?"

"What good idea can you come up with with your brain?"

"Hmph, look down on me, aren't you the one who chased me back?"

"Thinking too much, I didn't take the initiative."

"You're the one who thinks too much, go wash your face and brush your teeth, and continue writing at night. I think your stalking this time is very cute."

After speaking, it was another kiss.

Ji Shaoze: ...

Does Nima dare to be bolder in the store?

Do you understand etiquette, justice and shame? !

Dabai also walked back and asked, "What are you looking at?"

"No, let's go home and have a meal and a bath."

"???"

"... Take a shower and eat."

Ji Shaoze ran through a million mud horses in his heart. .

But after running a few steps, Ji Shaoze couldn't help turning his head back.

I have to say that the picture just now looked very beautiful, and it didn't feel disgusting at all.

Could it be that I really read too many comics?

Ji Shaoze looked depressed.

Preliminary Strategy ([-])

Today it's Dabai's turn to go out and buy food.

In the past, because he was not familiar with the roads, Dabai didn't dare to walk indiscriminately.

But since he gradually understood the laws of human life, Dabai has become more and more fond of walking up and down the street.

Because this way you can see many, many different things.

Dabai has always been keen on new things.

When he was still some distance away from the hotel, a row of blue characters appeared in front of Dabai's eyes.

[Task reminder: The host is now idle, do you want to continue the side mission? 】

idle?

I'm still shopping for food, where's my spare time?

But Dabai wanted to see what the legendary side missions were like, so he chose "Yes".

[Task reminder: The host has confirmed to accept the side mission, the current HP value is 80%, please go to collect the red line couple blessings. 】

Dabai's eyes hurt again from the flash of white light, and then his vision blurred for a while, and when he opened his eyes again, he could already see those people tied with red strings.

Thousands of people passed by on the street no matter what, but there were not many people who could see each other as red lines in Dabai's eyes.

He started to walk towards the couple he had his eyes on at first sight.

Unexpectedly, before they got close, they heard them start arguing.

"I just like this, will you buy it or not?"

"Aren't there a few more at home?"

"Those are old ones, I'm going to buy new ones."

"Be obedient, wait until next year to buy!"

The man had already started to get angry, but the woman couldn't see it at all, so she said directly: "Then you can get a girlfriend next year!"

"Next year will be next year! Do you still care about your success?"

The woman left angrily when she heard this, and the man hesitated for a few minutes, dropped his cigarette butt and cursed in a low voice, and then chased after him.

Dabai: ...

Sure enough, deep feelings still need hard work?

How can I coax it back?

Dabai resolutely went to find the next one.

This pair is different, sweet and sweet, and also dyed a blue hair?

Although they are two men, Dabai can clearly see that the red thread between them is tightly bound.

"Stop messing with your hair, how can you play when it's all messed up?"

"I should go to the shop and change clothes. How troublesome is it now?"

"Where can I get a change in the exhibition? The toilet line is enough for you to wait for several hours."

The blue-haired man was still wearing gorgeous clothes, and he looked like he came out of a TV.

Dabai walked over and asked, "Hello, are you those actors on TV?"

The boy in normal clothes was a little displeased and said, "Which eye do you see that he looks like a star?"

"I'm a two-dimensional star anyway."

"Then can you write me a blessing?"

Dabai looked at him sincerely.

The blue-haired boy smiled gently: "Of course."

"Mu Shi, our exhibition is about to start, didn't you say that we won't sign autographs for fans on the way?"

"It's rare to meet a handsome guy of the same type, and I made an exception."

"What did you say!"

Mu Shi hurriedly shut up, and then looked at Dabai, but he didn't see the paper and pen after looking for a long time.

How do I sign this?

Signed directly on his big white clothes?

Xia Yuan exited and asked, "Where's your notebook? Or a poster?"

"I didn't bring the paper with me."

Xia Yuan roared, "Then what signature do you want?"

"What I want is a blessing."

"..."

In the end, Xia Yuan reluctantly gave him a piece of paper.

Mu Shi wrote him a well-written blessing.

Dabai burst into tears of gratitude.

"Let's go, we're going to be late."

Mu Shi nodded, and followed Xia Yuan, whispering as he walked, "This man looks pretty stupid."

"No