[Rebirth] Ergou, you have changed

Shirt, black pants and a small tie, it's so beautiful, isn't it!

"Pretty is used to describe girls."

"But you are too."

Xiao Hei took a look at Da Bai, but he also felt that the dog was quite handsome.

The two went to the school where the high school student gave him the address.

The guard at the gate glanced at the badges pinned to their school uniforms and let them pass.

As soon as Dabai entered, he started to jump up: "Is this the school for human beings? It's so different from the schools I've seen before. It's so big!"

Dabai's unusually excited actions attracted the attention of other students, who didn't understand what he was so happy about.

Xiao Hei told him to restrain himself.

Dabai chuckled: "Is this your first time going to school? I'm very happy."

High school students study in Class 23 ([-]), and the classroom is on the top floor.

The classmates in his class didn't notice two people walking in at first, and then they discovered them.

Some even asked: "Didn't you go to the wrong classroom?"

Dabai replied: "No, we are here to help others teach."

Seeing where the two of them were sitting, the other students instantly understood.

Xiao Hei always looks cold in front of others, but Da Bai is different. He is always in a state of enthusiasm, and the two form a strong contrast.

The girl at the next table started whispering.

"Do you think they are handsome?"

"Nonsense, anyone with eyes can tell, not only is he handsome, but he also matches well!"

"Yes, yes, the one on the right is a bit cute, and the aura on the left is so strong, it must be attacking from the left and receiving from the right."

"Not necessarily not necessarily, don't be superficial, I bet it must be attacked from left to right."

"Maybe it's a mutual attack?"

"Would you like to verify it?"

"Okay! You go."

"..."

The two girls looked at Xiao Hei together.

Xiao Hei didn't want to pay attention to it, but felt disgusted that they kept watching, so he raised his eyes and looked over.

The two girls immediately buried themselves in their books.

Damn it's murderous!

The first class is English class.

When Dabai opened the book, he was stunned, what kind of words were crooked like ghostly symbols on it?

He can only understand Chinese characters at present.

Xiao Hei couldn't understand either, so he simply closed the book.

The teacher asked the students to read the words they learned yesterday.

The sound of reading read loudly in the classroom: "beauty, bewilderment, adoring, nervous."

Dabai was confused, and whispered: "I don't understand at all!"

The sharp eyes of the English teacher looked over in an instant: "The student who is the last student, you read the words that everyone read just now."

Dabai: ...

Where can I?

"To answer a question, you should stand up. Shaking your head is useless."

Dabai stood up with a bang, and almost pushed the chair nervously.

The English teacher obviously didn't intend to let him go, so he said, "Read it, please read it aloud."

Dabai bit the bullet and picked up the book, and said very simply: "Carry you, carry you, be dreamed of you, be dreamed of you, love babies, love babies, take the pot, take the pot."

The English teacher looked like he had eaten shit: "..."

After three seconds of silence, the whole class roared explosively.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Carrying you? Aiying? Hahaha, why don't you go to heaven?"

"Take the pot? I'm still cooking!"

The boys leaned forward and backward laughing, and the girls covered their mouths and nearly burst into tears.

For the first time, Dabai felt ashamed and blushed.

Xiao Hei laughed for a while, but immediately lowered his face and said, "What are you laughing at?"

The whole class was frightened by his aura and hurriedly shut up and did what they should do, but their shoulders still shook violently.

Dabai is very happy, Xiaohei protects him so much!

The English teacher said in pain: "Are you really a high school student?"

"I am today, but I can only read Chinese characters. What is this crooked thing?"

English teacher:……

Dabai was allowed to sit down, but the English teacher's expression was ugly throughout the class.

After 30 years of teaching, what students haven't seen?

It was the first time she saw a student who read English into Martian language!

It's just beeping the dog!

When I was in music class, the music teacher was a young woman with a kind of classical beauty.She sings very well and has a good temper, so the students listen to her class very seriously.

"Come on, the students will sing along with the teacher."

The music teacher turned on the music and played Chen Baiqiang's "Just Like You".

愁绪 挥 不 去 不 去

为何 我 心 一 空 虚

感情 已 失去 都 失去

满腔 恨愁 不 可 消除

为何 你 的 嘴 里 总是 一 句

为何 我 的 心 会 死

明白 到 爱 失去 一切 不 对

我 又 为 何 喜欢 你

love is a burden

Falling in love is like suffering

The bottom of my heart is now full of bitter tears, the old love is drunk, now I am afraid of chasing it again

偏偏 痴心 想 见 你

为何 我 心分 秒 着 过去

为何 你 一点 不 记起

情义 已 失去 都 失去

我 却 为 何 喜欢 你

The whole class sang in unison, as if this old song had sung to their hearts.

Dabai can't understand Cantonese, but he thinks it sounds good and the melody is beautiful.

After singing the song, the music teacher asked everyone: "Can you sing?"

The whole class replied confidently: "Yes!"

The music teacher nodded in satisfaction: "Then how about we ask a few students to stand up and sing?"

"it is good."

Hearing that the teacher was going to call the roll, the whole class was a little excited but also a little scared, and then read the lyrics carefully, for fear that they would make a fool of themselves if they were called so that they could not sing.

Dabai is very honored to be invited by the old music.

Dabai: ...

Why is my luck so good today?

The music teacher thought he was being shy, so he said, "It's okay, if you can't remember the lyrics, you can take that piece of paper and sing along."

Dabai really wanted to say that he didn't know how to sing at all, but when he saw the music teacher's fiery eyes, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and speak again.

"Sorrow... can't go away, depression... can't go, why... my heart is... empty, feeling... lost, everything is lost, full of... hate can't be eliminated, why... your mouth is always ...That sentence, why...my heart will not die, I understand that love is lost...everything is wrong, why do I...like you..."

Dabai could barely find a tune, because he couldn't speak Cantonese, so he could only sing in Mandarin, and most of the singing was out of tune!

The music teacher was stunned.

The whole class was silent for another three seconds, and roared like thunder again.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

.

.

The laughter lasted for a full 3 minutes!

The teachers are all suffocated.

Dabai's face instantly turned red.

Xiao Hei couldn't bear it anymore, and smiled brightly.

Dabai had never seen him smile like that.

Being able to make Xiao Hei happy, Da Bai thinks the embarrassment is worth it!

The music teacher, who had had enough laughs, asked, "Student, you don't usually practice singing at home, do you?"

"I've never sung."

"..."

The last class in the afternoon is physical education class. The teacher told everyone to move freely. You can play basketball, shuttlecock and so on.

Xiao Hei doesn't like sports, so he simply sits under a tree to rest.

Dabai is dragged by his classmates to play badminton.

"Hey, look this way, the ball is coming."

"Hurry up, hurry up, return the ball."

"Don't stick your hands, wave them vigorously."

Dabai has never played this kind of thing, so he doesn't know it at all.

Fortunately, those students were not annoyed, they just thought Dabai was fun.

Dabai also ran with them on the playground, letting his sweat flow freely.

Tired from playing, the boys chatted with Dabai together.

"Where do you come from? Why did Zhong Qingbang ask you to be a substitute teacher?"

"Couldn't you have been possessed by a tease this morning? We're almost being teased to death by you."

Dabai was a little embarrassed: "I haven't studied in school, so I don't understand anything."

"You mean school, right?"

"Well, they all mean the same thing."

"Did you never read books when you grew up? Or did your parents not read to you?"

Dabai had no choice but to make up an excuse to get away.

When the bell rang, several boys came over and said to Dabai: "In the future, Zhong Qingbang will find a substitute teacher and you will come. It's really fun."

"Yeah, our class hasn't been so active for a long time."

Dabai nodded with a smile.

The two left the school gate at sunset.

"Xiao Hei Xiao Hei, isn't today very interesting?"

There was a rare smile on Xiao Hei's mouth: "Yes, the two lessons of your reading English and singing were the most interesting."

Dabai was instantly embarrassed: "I really don't understand those things."

"That's why it's interesting."

Xiao Hei laughed again for a while.

Dabai also laughed, "Xiao Hei looks pretty when he smiles."

Xiao Heidang deliberately did not hear.

Zhong Qingbang was waiting for him in the supermarket.

"Did you have fun today?"

"Fun, very interesting, although I seem to have made a lot of jokes."

"Joke? The students in my class didn't bully you, did they? If someone bullies you, just tell me."

"No, no, it's just that a boy told me that he was so teased by me that he almost laughed crookedly."

Zhong Qingbang: ...

What is this evaluation?

He didn't know what happened until he went to school later, and he himself laughed for a long time.

Why is Dabai so funny?

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