[Rebirth] Ergou, you have changed

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The ancient buildings are shining brightly, the crowds on the street are endless, and all kinds of artworks show exotic style, everything is dazzling.

The craziest thing to watch is Dabai!

As an ancient Chinese dog, he has never seen western buildings, so he finds those pointed and thin tower-shaped houses particularly magical.

So he asked, "Do people here know how to build houses?"

"Why are you asking that suddenly?"

"Look at those houses that don't even have roof tiles, and are surrounded by sharp points. What if the strong wind blows away the roof?"

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How do you know the house will be blown away?

People have lived here for hundreds of years, okay?

Du Lie led the crowd to a hotel. When it comes to room allocation, the front desk clerk should first ask how many rooms do you want?

Ji Shaoze turned around with his fingers: "We have six people here, six rooms."

Dabai interrupted: "It's fine for me to sleep in the same room as Xiaohei, we also sleep together at home."

Ji Shaoze: "..."

Brazen was originally used to describe Dabai!

The most hateful thing is that the one named Xiao Hei doesn't even look reluctant at all!

I always feel that the term dog abuse is really not suitable for the real dog!

The author has something to say: I started working as a part-time job today, and my working hours are from daytime to nine o’clock in the evening, so I don’t know if I can keep the daily updates these days, but I will definitely continue to update after May [-]st. Please don’t abandon this Article (*^__^*)...

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It was a day's voyage and it was night, so Dabai and his party quickly finished washing and went to bed.

The beds in high-end hotels are all Simmons beds, which have a particularly strong jumping ability. Dabai played with it for a long time, and almost jumped up and hit the wall.

After a night of dreaming in a foreign country, the weather was still fine the next day, and the sun was high early.

Da Bai and Xiao Hei were the first to get up, and they always maintained the good habit of waking up at seven o'clock.

It wasn't until they went outside that they realized that there were no longer any buildings in the place where they lived.

Because they are now on a big ship!

Big, big boat!

The kind that Dabai has never seen before! !

Waves of blue sea water flashed past under their feet, vaguely reflecting their appearance.

In the distance is a vast beauty, with a unique style left over from the fifteenth century.

Dabai: "!!!"

He doesn't care about the scenery he can see at all, he only cares about the endless sea!

Dabai was so frightened that he took three steps back, holding on tightly to the door of the boat, not daring to let go.

Black:  …

If it wasn't for the clear sky, I really thought I saw a ghost.

Little did they know that Dabai drowned in the river in order to save his master in his previous life, so he has been afraid of water since then, and even a slightly larger pool would make his legs weak and his eyes glaring.

Ji Shaoze, who came out yawning, asked in wonder, "What's wrong with Dabai?"

Dabai immediately stood up and hugged Ji Shaoze tightly, and asked with a mournful face, "Why are we on the river?"

"...This is the sea."

"Is there water in all the same? I'm afraid."

"What's so scary about water? Are you still worried that it will open its mouth and eat you?"

"Yes, it has eaten me once."

"..."

Why don't you go to heaven when you give such a bad reason?

Dabai begged, "Can we go back?"

If he knew that he would spend many days at sea at the beginning, he would never have come here!

Wang Erxiao patted Dabai's shoulder sympathetically, and said, "I sympathize with you very much. I used to have a classmate whose reaction to seeing water was similar to yours."

Great White Kuang nodded.

This is like what people call aftereffects!

There was also a local tour guide on board. After calling all the passengers, she began to explain some artistic styles about Florence.

Dabai didn't know what she was talking about, so he didn't pay attention to it all the time, he just grabbed Xiao Hei's arm, for fear that he might fall if he was not careful.

Ji Shaoze said in a low voice: "This ship is very safe, it won't sink easily, don't be afraid."

After hearing this, Dabai looked at Ji Shaoze for a long time, and then suddenly grabbed his other hand, quite forcefully.

"……What's wrong?"

"I'm here to prevent you, little master, from thinking about it."

"..."

Life is okay for me, how can I not think about it.

With double protection, Dabai felt a little more relaxed, and only then did he dare to raise his head to look around.

There were a dozen or twenty people in front of them, all kinds of yellow, white, and black, with black hair, yellow hair, and silver hair.

Dabai became curious and asked, "Why are those people so dark? It feels like they've been burnt. Is their house a kiln?"

Ji Shaoze: ...

"Why are those people so white? They are oily, are they selling tofu?"

Ji Shaoze: ...

Fortunately, Wai Guoren can't even understand Mandarin, otherwise he will definitely beat you to the sea!

Because it is in Italy, even the breakfast is Western-style, with knives and forks interchangeable, indicating table manners.

But some people don't understand this.

Take Dabai for example. .

He put it directly in his mouth and bit it bite by bite. .

The way to eat it is exactly the same as eating buns. .

The crooked nut on the opposite table looked at him incomprehensibly.

"Dabai, put down the bread and use utensils like us."

"It's just a piece of bread, what else do you use these things for?"

"For the sake of politeness, you are now in a western country. Come, let me teach you."

Ji Shaoze took down his bread and demonstrated it again.

The CEO frowned for the third time this morning.

"Have you met yet? Come and try."

Dabai had no choice but to take the knife and fork, he knew how to cut bread, but he used the fork directly as a spoon, scooping the bread into his mouth.

Ji Shaoze: ...

What do you think about drinking soup?

In the end, Dabai felt that it was really strenuous, so he just put the last big mouthful directly into his mouth.

"..."

"The people here are really strange. They eat almost the same food, but they still have to use chopsticks and knives. It's so troublesome. Isn't it better to just grab it with your hands?"

"..."

Why does that person still cook?

Wouldn't it be better to eat it raw?

Ji Shaoze was really anxious about Dabai's IQ.

One hour after breakfast, there was a crooked nut who proposed to go surfing.

What is surfing?

Surfing is an entertainment program that shows off your body and love in disguise!

Ji Shaoze and Wang Erxiao looked at one after another crooked babes on the ship cheering for their strong boyfriend, they resolutely refused to play this project.

Needless to say, Dabai is still feeling anxious.

Blackie likes water but doesn't know how to use a surf boat.

Ji Shaoze accompanied Wang Erxiao to eat snacks.

Shen Jie is very interested in having a fight with Du Lie.

The tour guide prepared [-] surfing boats and told them not to be overly aggressive at sea, otherwise they may damage your own personal safety if you encounter waves.

Crooked Nuts are very confident, after all, surfing is their strong point.

Not to be outdone, Ji Shaoze shouted loudly: "Both of you cheer for me!! Don't come back if you lose."

Du Lie finally had the mood to laugh.

Dabai looked at their disappearing figures, and suddenly he was not so afraid.

After all, he was no longer a dog.

He is a human being who can conquer everything in the world!

What is there to be afraid of in a mere sea area?

Xiao Hei felt that his hands were much more relaxed, and just wanted to relax his wrist, but at this moment, the hull of the boat suddenly bumped, and his body shook accordingly.

Dabai: "!!!"

He quickly hugged Xiao Hei's hand that he didn't have time to withdraw, and couldn't help rubbing his face.

Sure enough, I am still afraid of water! !

Xiao Hei: "..."

It wasn't until the male companion was completely out of sight that the female companions of the crooked fruit began to talk about other things.

When women get together, they always have to flatter each other.

Ji Shaoze and Wang Erxiao listened very bored.

Wang Erxiao couldn't stay idle, so he found a topic to talk about.

"Aze, do you think those crooked fruit girls look good?"

The crooked female partners are all hot and sexy, and almost all of them are beautiful women with big curly boobs.

Ji Shaoze pointed to the taller one, whose skin color and hair color also matched very well.

After watching it, Wang Erxiao couldn't help shaking his head: "Ah Ze, your aesthetics are still as bad as in high school?"

Ji Shaoze: ...

Then let me see how is your aesthetic? !

As a result, someone said directly: "How can these crooked nuts look better than people from the Republic of China? In my opinion, we are the most beautiful ethnic group in the world."

"..."

Although it sounds a little exaggerated, it still makes sense!

Wang Erxiao said excitedly: "Does my expression just now have the courage of our countrymen?"

"..."

You city people can really act!

When everyone on the cruise ship was waiting impatiently, the surfer still didn't come back.

Looking at the seemingly endless sea, Wang Erxiao said bluntly, "Couldn't they all be swept away after encountering big waves?"

"..."

Ji Shaoze wondered if Bayiba had only one brain. .

All of a sudden, there was really a sudden change in the situation, and the originally clear sky turned gray all of a sudden, which is really not a good sign.

Ji Shaoze also began to worry, and he even used his half-level English to communicate with others.

Fortunately, the tour guide can still understand what he means. She let Ji Shaoze calm down first, and believes that God will give the brave people good luck