Port Mafia Play House

Osamu Dazai smiled: "Can I..."

August also smiled: "No, thank you."

"Hey——" Osamu Dazai stretched his face, "Why do I have to do such a stupid thing!"

Classes, school, exams, homework!

This is clearly what a brainless slug like Nakaya would do!

"That's right..."

Looking at him in August, she rolled her eyes with a smile.

"Dazai is indeed a smart person—but the smarter he is, the more stupid he is."

"After all, humans are essentially stupid creatures."

The two of them chatted for a while, but gradually the sound from the opposite side became silent.

Osamu Dazai raised his head, and saw the man wrapped himself in the quilt, curled sideways on the bed, the soft cloth covered his chin, only half of his defenseless sleeping face was exposed.

The summer night is quiet, except for the small hum of the air conditioner.

The wrappers of the sandwiches are still lying quietly in the trash can.

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes, and in his kite-colored eyes, there was a trace of bewilderment that he himself did not realize.

In his view, the relationship between people is just the intertwining of interests.

Self-esteem and expectations, ability and money, as long as you calculate the chips in your hands, there is no unreachable result in this world.

but……

There seem to be exceptions.

He rested his chin with his hand, stared at the sleeping face for a long time - then stood up gently, drew the curtains, and turned off the night light by the bed.

The world fell into darkness again.

With his hands in his pockets, Osamu Dazai staggered out of the hospital gate.

He first turned to the left, walked halfway, stopped, and turned back.

The apartment at night is like a beehive, with countless square windows that are either bright or dark, and inside, there is a beam of light that is lit to guide his return.

As soon as Osamu Dazai entered the door, Chuya Nakahara's fist greeted him.

Chuya Nakahara grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and punched him twice, only to find that this man had no intention of hiding.

He let out a "tss", and let go of his hand in a lack of interest.

"Don't be an example, you bastard!"

he said viciously.

"Next time, I can send you to Huangquan Hirazaka by myself!"

Osamu Dazai stared at him blankly: "Chuya..."

Seeing his distraught appearance, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help feeling a little soft-hearted.

"Ok?"

Osamu Dazai: "Your pants are not zipped."

Chuya Zhongyuan: "!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered his head abruptly——wait a minute, the sweatpants he was wearing today don't have any zippers?

Osamu Dazai: "Of course I lied to you^_^"

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

"Tai, Zai, Zhi!"

Two hash marks appeared above his head, and he pressed the knuckles of his clenched fist, making a "click" sound.

"If I don't beat you until you can't take care of yourself today, I will take your surname!"

Osamu Dazai stood up from the ground, and patted the dust off his body in disgust: "Hey——is he going to join our family too? I don't want it, and I'm going to find a beautiful lady to die in love."

Oda Sakunosuke passed by and calmly took out a carton of milk from the refrigerator.

"If you want to fight, go to the basement to fight. It's not okay to smash things at home."

"Oh no..." he added, "Pay attention to the load-bearing columns in the basement. It's not good if the building collapses."

So, at the end of this semester, Group A of the second year of the Lihai University Affiliated Middle School officially ushered in new transfer students.

Mr. Maeda was quite critical of this newly released relationship.

Playing truant, skipping classes, and wearing bandages!

At first glance, he is not a good student!

According to the usual practice, Mr. Maeda invited Osamu Dazai to the reception room the day before the enrollment, checked his identity information, and explained various matters of the High School Affiliated to Lihai University by the way.

Before opening the door, I heard someone inside talking on the phone.

"Do you even need to ask? Throw it into the sea to feed the sharks."

"Close it first, and I will come to interrogate then."

"Well, don't worry about it, Mr. Hayakawa will take care of it."

Teacher Maeda: "..."

Pupil earthquake.jpg!

Teacher Maeda opened the door and walked in quickly, and slapped the information on the table.

"Dazai-san..." he said earnestly, "Although I shouldn't interfere with your hobbies, it's better to watch less TV dramas and comics!"

Teacher Maeda was heartbroken.

"None of that is real! Pretending to be a mafia or something is not cool!"

"Also, even if you are really single until you are 30 years old, people will not awaken superpowers for no reason!"

Osamu Dazai:?

?Teacher, you seem to have some stories?

After a full 10 minutes of demonstrating that manga and light novels are harmful, Mr. Maeda remembered his original purpose.

He coughed twice to hide his embarrassment.

"That's right, Dazai-san." Maeda-sensei said seriously, "The school spirit of our Rikkai University is very strict. Although you are transferred to the class at the end of the semester--you still have to be treated equally and take the final exam. Of course, if the final exam If you fail, you need to take compulsory summer tuition.”

"There are still two weeks before the final exam, hurry up and catch up!"

After Zhongyuan Zhong also heard about this incident, he gloated so much that he couldn't help himself.

Let you not go to class before!Retribution is coming!

How could it be possible to finish a semester of classes in two weeks!

Moreover, I heard that the mackerel ran away from home when he was very young, so he probably never went to school at all!

Two weeks passed in a blink of an eye, and the papers were handed out a few days after the final exam.

Dazai Osamu: All passed, and I even got high marks in the economics and history electives.

Chuya Nakahara: I failed mathematics.

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

"How is it possible!" He couldn't believe it, "Hey! I said, you can't be cheating!"

Osamu Dazai smiled: "I just never went to school, it's not like Chuya, I never used my brain."

"Come on for the make-up exam, Zhongye." He gloated, "After all, if you take the summer tuition, you won't have a chance at the summer festival..."

The summer festival is one of the biggest events at the end of the semester. Many students start preparing secretly one month before the holiday, buying kimonos and fireworks for play, and contacting their favorite fellow travelers.

Osamu Dazai has no interest in this kind of thing, but Nakahara Chuya seems to want to go very much, and he will not refuse anything that can be against Chuya.

He smiled and took out a paper agreement: "How about it, Chuya, as long as you sign here, I will help you study for the exam for free..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also took a big look, the first clause of the agreement: Be my dog.

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "Fuck you!"

Isn't it just a tutoring math!Li Haida is so big, he can't believe that he can't even find someone who is good at math!

Putting down the harsh words, Zhongyuan Zhong also searched around, and finally found it.

Really can't find it.

As the class monitor, Chuya Chuya's popularity is not bad. Who knew that a few days before the make-up exam, Dongda held a summer camp, and more than half of the students with a deviation value of 60 or more left the school.

Depressedly, he turned on the computer and prepared to make an appointment for tutoring on the Internet, and the day passed—not even a splash.

After careful inspection, I found that the phone number and email address were inexplicably wrong.

Osamu Dazai put away the mobile phone that had logged into the Chuya account, hiding his achievements and fame.

In addition to modifying the contact information on the website, Osamu Dazai also helped Nakahara Nakaya decline all invitations to travel with him to the summer festival.

Delete and block one-stop - also recommended his own contact information by the way, seamlessly connected.

Osamu Dazai made a crackling sound.

At the time of the summer festival, Zhong Ye was forced to sign a treaty of humiliating his rights and humiliating the country because of tutoring, and he helped him carry his bags and run errands, and his beauty was by his side, wouldn't it be beautiful!

This time, I will definitely be able to piss Chuuya to death!

Osamu Dazai, the king of the sea, was swimming among the flowers, but he didn't know that someone had become suspicious.

Aoki Ling is a girl in Group A of the second year of Lihai University, nicknamed Little Trumpet. As the next editor-in-chief of the Lihai University University Newspaper, more than half of the gossip in the entire grade comes from her hands.

In this regard, I express it very humbly.

Thank you, I'm not a gossip maker, I'm just a gossip porter.

Perhaps because her father was an entertainment reporter, she also inherited that keen sense.

As soon as Osamu Dazai transferred into the class, the antenna above Rei Aoki's head crackled.

She had a strong premonition that this was a man who could double the sales of Colonel Lihai's newspapers!

After two weeks of observation and collection of materials, Aoki Ling finally determined the direction of the investigation.

She called out her friend Momoi Itsuki to assist her in her secret plan.

"Let me tell you!" Aoki Ling beamed with joy, "My discovery this time is absolutely explosive—explosion, blown up, you know!"

"That new transfer student in our class, Dazai Osamu, he is definitely tricky!"

"Osamu Dazai?" Momoi asked casually, "Is there another person in your class named Chuya Nakahara?"

Aoki Ling was surprised: "Yes! How do you know?"

There was a row of black lines above Momoi Wuyue's head: "Ada came to Yokohama to play a game before, and he was fooled by him. He ran to find someone to play basketball, but he didn't play basketball and was beaten up. After going back, he studied for half a month. Close combat..."

Momoi Itsuki got a headache just thinking about it.

As a super giant in the middle school basketball world, the lineup of the Teiko Middle School basketball club this year is known as the strongest in history.

The five main players plus Tetsuya Kuroko, known as the "Sixth Man of Illusion", have their own characteristics and are known as the "Generation of Miracles".

Logically speaking, this is a good thing, but as the victory becomes easier and the gap with the opponent becomes wider and wider, Aomine Daiki's middle school spirit becomes stronger and stronger.

During the competition, I lie on the roof and read pornographic magazines. Even if I play, I am not interested. Before I was about to graduate, I started talking nonsense like "the only one who can beat me is myself"!

Isn't the second grade of junior high school already over?Why do you still have a stay in the second disease!

Some time ago, the coach sent him to Yokohama to play a practice match. The intention was to let him go to the beach to relax and see if the sea breeze could wake his dusty head. Was beaten up!

This is like stabbing a hornet's nest. Aomine Daiki, who was lonely in basketball, experienced the feeling of defeat in fighting, and his interest suddenly increased. He plunged into the boxing classroom and called it a physical exercise.

Before the last match, Momoi was ordered to find him when he was in danger. He had already started to fight with the boxing coach...

Momoi Itsuki was worried.

Could it be that the next national boxing champion will be born in the Teiko Basketball Club?