After wearing books, I became a scholar

After eating and drinking enough, Meng Qi sent Xu Ye downstairs, "If you need help with any embarrassing things during this time, you can always come to me."

Xu Ye was puzzled, "What's so embarrassing?"

"Anything is fine," Meng Qi remembered Shen Ke's phone call just now, and he was in a bad mood, "You can come to me for any troublesome things, and you can also come to me if someone troubles you."

Xu Ye had fun...

He stood at the door of the car, with the guitar on his back, holding the door with one hand, and looked at Meng Qi, "I should tell you this, if someone troubles you, remember to come to me, I am very good at playing ball and fighting, I said The one who is covering you, Xiao Hua, you'd better have a correct understanding, be your fairy, and don't think about those unrealistic things."

Meng Qi laughed helplessly, "You are the best at talking big."

Xu Ye stiffened his neck and refused to accept, "Whoever brags is a dog!"

Little Maotou was too confident, Meng Qi couldn't explain it to him, so he waved away, "Okay, let's go, puppy."

"..."

After slamming the car door and pulling it open, Xu Ye roared, "I can't be a human anymore, can I?"

... His animal identities can be superimposed endlessly!

Meng Qi couldn't help laughing at the yelling Xu Ye, "Okay, go home and take the kid."

"It's almost there."

Xu Ye snorted, "I'm still young, only seventeen."

Meng Qi nodded, "Yeah, when will the kid become an adult?"

Xu Ye said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Next year..."

"Okay." Meng Qi took out the lighter from his arms and threw it to him, "I'll give you a coming-of-age gift in advance."

Xu Ye caught the lighter and took a look.

His lighters were made of green plastic with wheels, and he bought them for [-] yuan each at a roadside store.

Xu Ye knew Meng Qi's lighter. It was a big brand and not cheap.

Xu Ye is not so poor, he has seen and used good things.

Holding the lighter, he said in distaste: "You always give second-hand gifts as gifts?"

"This is first-hand." Meng Qi also threw away the cigarettes he didn't take last time on the window sill, "Don't throw away the things I gave you, it's a wish after all, and I'll trade them in for new ones when you come of age."

Xu Ye turned the lighter in his hand, snapped it open, and a flame flashed out...

Meng Qi raised his eyebrows in amazement.

Xu Ye smiled, "Then I decided to become an adult early, I like new ones."

On Saturday, Xu Ye wore a white hoodie and slacks, a baseball cap turned upside down on his head, and a schoolbag on his shoulder. He was not very old, and his mental age was 17 years old. like a child.

Zhou Xuming is strong, and he looks old in whatever he wears. After meeting Xu Ye, he looked disgusted, "You can't come out in your white shirt, you dress like my son, if you don't know, you still think I'm married and have children It's over."

"You have to show some face." Xu Ye stared blankly at him, "I don't know what you look like? You gave birth to my handsome son just because you said you were born?"

Zhou Xuming has been getting choked a lot lately, and he still doesn't know what to say, "Your mouth, I wonder if it's been choked up a few years ago, but now it's so bad."

Xu Ye snorted, "If I can't say it, I'll just say I can't say it. Don't make unreasonable things, admit it, and say 'Dad, I was wrong', and I won't hurt you in the future."

Zhou Xuming: "Die to me!"

Xu Ye clicked on him, "Unfilial son!"

The phone rang, it was a WeChat message from Meng Qi.

In the past few days, Meng Qi accompanied him to the bar every night to listen to his singing, and then sent him home, just like a bodyguard who was always afraid of accidents with him.

If it weren't for the two of them going back to their respective homes at night, they would really be stuck together 24 hours a day, and the couple would not be as sticky as the two of them.

Meng Qi sent a message asking him if he was going to sing today.

Xu Ye replied [I'm asking for leave, don't go today. 】

After returning, it was found to be wrong.

Why didn't he let others go when he asked for leave, and they didn't necessarily go for him.

Xu Ye replied again, 【Anyway, I won't go, you can go if you like. 】

After a while, Meng Qi replied: [Well, if you don't go, I won't go either. 】

"???"

Xu Ye looked at the one he posted above.

Day, is this a human language? It looks like a motherfucker.

Xu Ye got goosebumps all over himself, and quickly put the phone away.

Zhang Xuming stood by and looked at him, "What are you doing, chatting with your girlfriend?"

Xu Ye said, "It's not a girlfriend."

Zhang Xuming said: "It's not your girlfriend, what's the matter with your smiling face?"

The corner of Xu Ye's mouth twitched, "You're the only one who is f*cking rippling!"

Zhang Xuming hehe, "I should really take a picture of you. Who were you chatting with just now? It's a woman. If it's not a woman, I'll chop off her head."

Xu Ye took two steps back.

Zhang Xuming looked at him, "Why are you going?"

Xu Ye made a please gesture, "Cut it, I'll stay away, don't splash my blood."

Of course Zhang Xuming didn't cut himself, even if he did, he couldn't do it on the street.

He asked Xu Ye: "Is she really not a woman?"

Xu Ye rolled his eyes and stared at him, "It's your father!"

Poisonous milk Zhang Xuming went online and said: "Isn't my father yours? Why, you find me another father? Your taste is okay!"

Xu Ye: "..."

The author has something to say: Xu Ye: "Come, let's meet our eldest son."

Meng Qi: "Well, her looks don't quite suit me."

Xu Ye: "I don't look like me! Forget about giving up this son, it's too ugly."

Zhang Xuming: "?????"

I just can't beat you!