System · Birth of a Superstar
Chapter 139 This Is Really Embarrassing
"The Si family has never been very crowded. My old lady also left early. Haoran is in his 30s and hasn't married yet. Mingyu has four sons and brothers. They really surprised me as an old man."
"I told you granddaughter-in-law, don't laugh."
"Although it is said that An Tianshi is just the appearance of the Si family, and the Si family does not believe in ghosts and gods-but we cannot deny the existence of some things because of this."
"What's more, as an Antian master, even if it's just an appearance, there must at least be something in his stomach."
"Although the Si family doesn't know anything about feng shui and qi, they do have some talent when it comes to fortune-telling."
"It's just that there are many interpretations for one hexagram. I don't dare to say that divination is really effective, old man."
"It's quite a bit of experience to meet people." The old man stroked his white beard and said solemnly.
That appearance is no different from that of a fortune-teller on the street, an expert in the whole life.
Yu Yufei was a little dazed at the moment, and when interrupted by the old man, the blood in his heart subsided, but a feeling of dumbfounding arose in his heart.
This Situ's grandfather seems to be very interesting.
Situ put down the mobile phone in his hand, and said suddenly, "He has a double doctorate in psychology and behavior, and he is also proficient in hypnotism."
Yu Yufei immediately shrank back towards Situ.
The old man over there was caught by the little grandson and laughed dryly, "Don't listen to this brat's nonsense, I'm still very good at reading faces."
nonsense!You are already a Ph.D. in psychology and behavior, and a master of hypnosis. If you know how to read physiognomy, no one in the world will be able to read physiognomy. Yu Yufei leaned towards Situ again with a look of horror.
It made Situ laugh.Of course he knew Yu Yufei was joking with grandpa.
"It's really boring." Grandpa Si sighed faintly, and all the Si family members who were reading, watching TV, and playing with their mobile phones couldn't help but snicker.
Chatting with Grandpa Si for fun, Yu Yufei didn't feel sleepy. This was the first time he met this old man.
She looks like a fairy on the outside, but she has the heart of a child.
During the conversation, I gradually understood why the Si family's vigil was so late, and why I couldn't see Grandpa Si these days.
During the royal Spring Festival sacrifices to heaven, the heavenly masters will naturally go up during the day, and the dark heavenly masters will naturally go up at night.
Fortunately, it's only two or three days a year, and the old man is also a master of martial arts, so he won't get tired.
But the Si family vigil was so late, and there were beautification rumors outside that the An Tianshi would have Yin Qi when he worshiped the sky at night, so the An Tian Master needed a male Si family to neutralize the Yang Qi and drive away when he returned home.
However, there are not many people or families who are qualified to know such rumors.
When Mr. Si talked about this rumor, his eyebrows were beaming. Obviously, this legendary rumor should have been spread by the Si family himself.
Putting aside all the legendary elements, to put it bluntly, it is just waiting for the old man to come home.
Chatting with Si's family until four o'clock in the morning, the old man was always in good spirits, but Yu Yufei was held by Situ's hand, and went straight to the west wing, where the small building was where he slept yesterday.
The old man had a look of pity, and was driven back to the north room to sleep by his son and grandchildren.
When his son and father went into the house to sleep, Si Mingyu, who was standing in the courtyard, sighed softly, and when he turned around, he saw his wife looking at him with a smile.
"Why didn't you sleep?" Si Mingyu frowned.
"My son is going to marry a man, do you think I can fall asleep as a mother?" His wife came over, took Si Mingyu's hand, and said calmly.
"If you don't talk about you, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep." Holding his wife's hand, Si Mingyu smiled wryly.
"However, I, Gu Huanchun, am not an ignorant woman. Considering Situ's temperament, this is the best result now." Patting her husband's hand, the wife said.
"That's right." Si Mingyu's tone was a little fluttering, his eyes were looking at the sky, but his eyes had long been lost and he didn't know where he was going.
Obviously knowing that this result is the best result for the youngest son, but, still...
Situ's parents still have a knot in their hearts.
This knot does not lie in Yufei or Situ, but it really exists.
Perhaps with the passage of time, this knot will disappear eventually, but Si Mingyu wants to get rid of this knot quickly.
"Dad is very satisfied with him. I thought Dad would get angry." After regaining his senses, Si Mingyu whispered to his wife.
Pulling Si Mingyu, Gu Huanchun walked forward and replied, "Dad, he knows how to watch people."
Si Mingyu let his wife drag him away, but he was stunned when he heard this sentence, and then laughed.
"We seem to be thinking too much, and my dad can't see it."
"It depends on the person, not on the gender."
"Dad probably thinks so."
"Don't tell me, if you think about it in this way, I really feel much better."
Looking back at Si Mingyu with a smile on his face, Gu Huanchun also smiled, "It's good if you can figure it out. Although I still feel a little uncomfortable, I accept that child Yu Yufei."
As soon as Gu Huanchun said this, Si Mingyu didn't understand, it was because her son couldn't fall asleep, she was purely worried that she couldn't figure it out, so she stayed awake on purpose, waiting for herself and comforting herself.
Feeling warm in his heart, Si Mingyu stepped forward to hug Gu Huanchun, "Let's go to bed together."
Gu Huanchun snorted, but didn't push him away, "I don't know what to say."
"I'm an old couple, what's there to be embarrassed about, let's go to sleep."
"Damn old man, don't pull me, I will go by myself."
The two left sweetly, and the Kongming lanterns in the sky gradually dispersed, and all of them went out.
In the land of China, the new year has begun.
Yu Yufei didn't wake up until almost 10:30 noon. When he woke up, he was also dazed, and then his whole body froze.
The jade/rod at the back was being pushed out unconsciously, but when it reached the mouth, it was blocked by a hard and hot object.
Yu Yufei didn't dare to move, for fear that if he was not careful, the animals behind him would be furious, and they would kill him in one fell swoop.
His breath hit his ears, "Are you awake?" Situ said lazily while hugging Yu Yufei, but his voice was a little hoarse and deep.
"You...you...what are you doing?" Yu Yufei twitched, not daring to look back at Situ, and said in a muffled voice.
"Didn't I just see it being squeezed out? I'll push/go in for you and block it for you." Situ licked Yu Yufei's ear and said with a smile.
Yu Yufei is so stuffy, what does it mean to squeeze out?What is up/in?What does it mean to help block? ?
As soon as Situ went to bed, his thick-skinned halo was activated, and he dared to say any shameful words, and he said them in a serious manner, with an appearance of being just and right.
Leaving slowly, Yu Yufei went straight to the bathroom.
After shamefully taking out the hot jade strip behind him, Yu Yufei sighed heavily.
Is he like a sheep falling into a tiger's mouth?Is it too late to regret now?
After blanking his head for a few seconds, Yu Yufei lowered his head to look at the thin jade strip in his hand, which was shiny as if coated with a layer of grease.
Yu Yufei opened his mouth, no way! ! ! !
There was another humming in my mind, and I instinctively stretched out my hand to touch the back.
The fingers were easily submerged, and an indescribable sense of shame exploded from the tailbone. Yu Yufei couldn't hold back, he trembled, his feet went limp, and he fell to the ground with a plop.
"What's the matter?" Situ outside heard the voice, rushed over in a hurry, pushed open the door, but was stunned.
Yu Yufei was lying on the ground, his body was bent, and the spine on his back could be seen, one hand was stretched back, the tips of his fingers had been submerged, the other hand was on the ground, and the jade bar fell to the side.
Touching/touching his nose and looking at his hands, Situ held back the screaming * in his heart and body, and helped Yu Yufei up.
During the process, when the finger left that place, there was a very slight [啵] sound, and a silver thread extended from the flesh-red part, connected to the finger, and was completely pulled off with Yu Yufei's movements.
"Are you okay?" Situ touched up and down.
Yu Yufei blushed and then turned pale, bowed his head and did not speak.
After confirming that Yu Fei was fine, Situ touched/touched his chin, "It's fine," he paused, "If you want it from me, why do you need to use your hands."
"Go to hell!" Yu Yufei felt ashamed and embarrassed, he reached out and punched Situ.
It's just that this blow was weak and weak, without the slightest bit of usual prestige.
Yu Yufei was helped into the room, regardless of Yu Fei's objection, Situ forced himself to look behind Yu Yufei.
Yu Yufei was lying on the bed with his mouth open like a dead fish.
He has done all kinds of shameful things, so why does he still have such a sad feeling at this moment?
What a shame!How shameless!How shameless!
Yu Yufei turned his head to look at Situ, his teeth itching with hatred.
Situ ignored Yu Yufei's threatening eyes and muttered to himself, "It's only been two days since I absorbed it so quickly." He looked down at Yu Yufei, as if looking at some rare treasure.
"What kind of eyes do you have? What's going on??" Yu Yufei asked in shame and indignation.
"It means that you have a good physique and absorb quickly. It is estimated that you will be able to do it in three days..." Situ bent down/body, and kissed Yu Yufei on the face, "It will get wet."
Lying/trough! ! !
Yu Yufei was struck by lightning.
Constantly repeating in my mind [it will be wet/it will be wet/it will be wet/it will be...] the whole person is petrified.
A bewilderment was written all over his dazed face.
As soon as Situ pressed on him, he began to nibble on his neck, laughing while nibbling.
The laughter became louder and louder, until the whole room could hear Situ's extremely happy laughter.
On the contrary, Yu Yufei had a dejected look on his face.
Three days... Could it be that he will gain/lose in a few days?
He thought he had passed the hurdle of the Chinese New Year, and his body would absorb it so quickly?
still wet? ? ?Nima, he is not a woman! !Wet fart ah ah ah ah! !
Roaring in his heart, his face was pale, Yu Yufei really had no strength in his whole body, even if he wanted to push Situ away, he couldn't do it.
After all, the royal family is the royal family, and there have been all kinds of messy things. Most of the emperors in history were bisexual.
So it is not surprising that the royal family has this jade point, the royal secret medicine.
However, according to the royal anecdote, the fastest cultivation of acupoints takes about five days, unless it is a legendary name/acupoint, which can produce wonderful changes in just two or three days.
"I told you granddaughter-in-law, don't laugh."
"Although it is said that An Tianshi is just the appearance of the Si family, and the Si family does not believe in ghosts and gods-but we cannot deny the existence of some things because of this."
"What's more, as an Antian master, even if it's just an appearance, there must at least be something in his stomach."
"Although the Si family doesn't know anything about feng shui and qi, they do have some talent when it comes to fortune-telling."
"It's just that there are many interpretations for one hexagram. I don't dare to say that divination is really effective, old man."
"It's quite a bit of experience to meet people." The old man stroked his white beard and said solemnly.
That appearance is no different from that of a fortune-teller on the street, an expert in the whole life.
Yu Yufei was a little dazed at the moment, and when interrupted by the old man, the blood in his heart subsided, but a feeling of dumbfounding arose in his heart.
This Situ's grandfather seems to be very interesting.
Situ put down the mobile phone in his hand, and said suddenly, "He has a double doctorate in psychology and behavior, and he is also proficient in hypnotism."
Yu Yufei immediately shrank back towards Situ.
The old man over there was caught by the little grandson and laughed dryly, "Don't listen to this brat's nonsense, I'm still very good at reading faces."
nonsense!You are already a Ph.D. in psychology and behavior, and a master of hypnosis. If you know how to read physiognomy, no one in the world will be able to read physiognomy. Yu Yufei leaned towards Situ again with a look of horror.
It made Situ laugh.Of course he knew Yu Yufei was joking with grandpa.
"It's really boring." Grandpa Si sighed faintly, and all the Si family members who were reading, watching TV, and playing with their mobile phones couldn't help but snicker.
Chatting with Grandpa Si for fun, Yu Yufei didn't feel sleepy. This was the first time he met this old man.
She looks like a fairy on the outside, but she has the heart of a child.
During the conversation, I gradually understood why the Si family's vigil was so late, and why I couldn't see Grandpa Si these days.
During the royal Spring Festival sacrifices to heaven, the heavenly masters will naturally go up during the day, and the dark heavenly masters will naturally go up at night.
Fortunately, it's only two or three days a year, and the old man is also a master of martial arts, so he won't get tired.
But the Si family vigil was so late, and there were beautification rumors outside that the An Tianshi would have Yin Qi when he worshiped the sky at night, so the An Tian Master needed a male Si family to neutralize the Yang Qi and drive away when he returned home.
However, there are not many people or families who are qualified to know such rumors.
When Mr. Si talked about this rumor, his eyebrows were beaming. Obviously, this legendary rumor should have been spread by the Si family himself.
Putting aside all the legendary elements, to put it bluntly, it is just waiting for the old man to come home.
Chatting with Si's family until four o'clock in the morning, the old man was always in good spirits, but Yu Yufei was held by Situ's hand, and went straight to the west wing, where the small building was where he slept yesterday.
The old man had a look of pity, and was driven back to the north room to sleep by his son and grandchildren.
When his son and father went into the house to sleep, Si Mingyu, who was standing in the courtyard, sighed softly, and when he turned around, he saw his wife looking at him with a smile.
"Why didn't you sleep?" Si Mingyu frowned.
"My son is going to marry a man, do you think I can fall asleep as a mother?" His wife came over, took Si Mingyu's hand, and said calmly.
"If you don't talk about you, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep." Holding his wife's hand, Si Mingyu smiled wryly.
"However, I, Gu Huanchun, am not an ignorant woman. Considering Situ's temperament, this is the best result now." Patting her husband's hand, the wife said.
"That's right." Si Mingyu's tone was a little fluttering, his eyes were looking at the sky, but his eyes had long been lost and he didn't know where he was going.
Obviously knowing that this result is the best result for the youngest son, but, still...
Situ's parents still have a knot in their hearts.
This knot does not lie in Yufei or Situ, but it really exists.
Perhaps with the passage of time, this knot will disappear eventually, but Si Mingyu wants to get rid of this knot quickly.
"Dad is very satisfied with him. I thought Dad would get angry." After regaining his senses, Si Mingyu whispered to his wife.
Pulling Si Mingyu, Gu Huanchun walked forward and replied, "Dad, he knows how to watch people."
Si Mingyu let his wife drag him away, but he was stunned when he heard this sentence, and then laughed.
"We seem to be thinking too much, and my dad can't see it."
"It depends on the person, not on the gender."
"Dad probably thinks so."
"Don't tell me, if you think about it in this way, I really feel much better."
Looking back at Si Mingyu with a smile on his face, Gu Huanchun also smiled, "It's good if you can figure it out. Although I still feel a little uncomfortable, I accept that child Yu Yufei."
As soon as Gu Huanchun said this, Si Mingyu didn't understand, it was because her son couldn't fall asleep, she was purely worried that she couldn't figure it out, so she stayed awake on purpose, waiting for herself and comforting herself.
Feeling warm in his heart, Si Mingyu stepped forward to hug Gu Huanchun, "Let's go to bed together."
Gu Huanchun snorted, but didn't push him away, "I don't know what to say."
"I'm an old couple, what's there to be embarrassed about, let's go to sleep."
"Damn old man, don't pull me, I will go by myself."
The two left sweetly, and the Kongming lanterns in the sky gradually dispersed, and all of them went out.
In the land of China, the new year has begun.
Yu Yufei didn't wake up until almost 10:30 noon. When he woke up, he was also dazed, and then his whole body froze.
The jade/rod at the back was being pushed out unconsciously, but when it reached the mouth, it was blocked by a hard and hot object.
Yu Yufei didn't dare to move, for fear that if he was not careful, the animals behind him would be furious, and they would kill him in one fell swoop.
His breath hit his ears, "Are you awake?" Situ said lazily while hugging Yu Yufei, but his voice was a little hoarse and deep.
"You...you...what are you doing?" Yu Yufei twitched, not daring to look back at Situ, and said in a muffled voice.
"Didn't I just see it being squeezed out? I'll push/go in for you and block it for you." Situ licked Yu Yufei's ear and said with a smile.
Yu Yufei is so stuffy, what does it mean to squeeze out?What is up/in?What does it mean to help block? ?
As soon as Situ went to bed, his thick-skinned halo was activated, and he dared to say any shameful words, and he said them in a serious manner, with an appearance of being just and right.
Leaving slowly, Yu Yufei went straight to the bathroom.
After shamefully taking out the hot jade strip behind him, Yu Yufei sighed heavily.
Is he like a sheep falling into a tiger's mouth?Is it too late to regret now?
After blanking his head for a few seconds, Yu Yufei lowered his head to look at the thin jade strip in his hand, which was shiny as if coated with a layer of grease.
Yu Yufei opened his mouth, no way! ! ! !
There was another humming in my mind, and I instinctively stretched out my hand to touch the back.
The fingers were easily submerged, and an indescribable sense of shame exploded from the tailbone. Yu Yufei couldn't hold back, he trembled, his feet went limp, and he fell to the ground with a plop.
"What's the matter?" Situ outside heard the voice, rushed over in a hurry, pushed open the door, but was stunned.
Yu Yufei was lying on the ground, his body was bent, and the spine on his back could be seen, one hand was stretched back, the tips of his fingers had been submerged, the other hand was on the ground, and the jade bar fell to the side.
Touching/touching his nose and looking at his hands, Situ held back the screaming * in his heart and body, and helped Yu Yufei up.
During the process, when the finger left that place, there was a very slight [啵] sound, and a silver thread extended from the flesh-red part, connected to the finger, and was completely pulled off with Yu Yufei's movements.
"Are you okay?" Situ touched up and down.
Yu Yufei blushed and then turned pale, bowed his head and did not speak.
After confirming that Yu Fei was fine, Situ touched/touched his chin, "It's fine," he paused, "If you want it from me, why do you need to use your hands."
"Go to hell!" Yu Yufei felt ashamed and embarrassed, he reached out and punched Situ.
It's just that this blow was weak and weak, without the slightest bit of usual prestige.
Yu Yufei was helped into the room, regardless of Yu Fei's objection, Situ forced himself to look behind Yu Yufei.
Yu Yufei was lying on the bed with his mouth open like a dead fish.
He has done all kinds of shameful things, so why does he still have such a sad feeling at this moment?
What a shame!How shameless!How shameless!
Yu Yufei turned his head to look at Situ, his teeth itching with hatred.
Situ ignored Yu Yufei's threatening eyes and muttered to himself, "It's only been two days since I absorbed it so quickly." He looked down at Yu Yufei, as if looking at some rare treasure.
"What kind of eyes do you have? What's going on??" Yu Yufei asked in shame and indignation.
"It means that you have a good physique and absorb quickly. It is estimated that you will be able to do it in three days..." Situ bent down/body, and kissed Yu Yufei on the face, "It will get wet."
Lying/trough! ! !
Yu Yufei was struck by lightning.
Constantly repeating in my mind [it will be wet/it will be wet/it will be wet/it will be...] the whole person is petrified.
A bewilderment was written all over his dazed face.
As soon as Situ pressed on him, he began to nibble on his neck, laughing while nibbling.
The laughter became louder and louder, until the whole room could hear Situ's extremely happy laughter.
On the contrary, Yu Yufei had a dejected look on his face.
Three days... Could it be that he will gain/lose in a few days?
He thought he had passed the hurdle of the Chinese New Year, and his body would absorb it so quickly?
still wet? ? ?Nima, he is not a woman! !Wet fart ah ah ah ah! !
Roaring in his heart, his face was pale, Yu Yufei really had no strength in his whole body, even if he wanted to push Situ away, he couldn't do it.
After all, the royal family is the royal family, and there have been all kinds of messy things. Most of the emperors in history were bisexual.
So it is not surprising that the royal family has this jade point, the royal secret medicine.
However, according to the royal anecdote, the fastest cultivation of acupoints takes about five days, unless it is a legendary name/acupoint, which can produce wonderful changes in just two or three days.
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