Yitianxia, ​​Mother of Rebirth

Chapter 300 The 3rd day is soft (a bit imaginary)

The noisy dining room finally quieted down.

Zhuang Yanqiu raised her hand and patted her forehead, sighed heavily, "Stop making trouble. If you are really free, go out and find something to do."

"Yanqiu, don't be angry, we didn't mean it." Yin Jiuhui softened his voice and posture, and spoke cautiously.

"Also... don't be so interested in my kind of thing, I don't like it very much." Zhuang Yanqiu added another sentence.

"Oh~~" These big men shrank their heads and shoulders like little kids who made a mistake.

Zhuang Yanqiu got up and planned to go back to the room to stay by herself for a while. Before leaving, seeing Jiao Ran's aggrieved and heartbroken expression, he couldn't bear to add: "Jiao Ran is fine...don't bully him!"

When Jiao Ran heard this, the expression on his face turned into a happy brow after twisting a few times, "Yanqiu..." He called out affectionately, and wanted to express his happiness, but Zhuang Yanqiu didn't want to hear it. , waved his hand casually, and left here quickly.

As soon as he left, the expression on Jiao Ran's face immediately changed again. He rubbed his nose maliciously, then turned to look at the others, "Is there no place for your brains to be used? Even a little thing is worth your money." have a bee in one's bonnet?"

"Brother Jiao, don't blame us for thinking too much. This matter is easy to cause misunderstandings. Look at Brother Duan two days ago...It's your turn to become like this...How can we not make us think too much? What about it?" Du Shanbu smoothed things over with a smile.

"...I've already told you that this is because Yanqiu's physique has improved. Dual cultivation doesn't just benefit one side, both sides can get the same benefits." Jiao Ran gritted his teeth.

"Oh! Let's just say that's the case. It's over when it's over, Brother Jiao, don't worry about it." Shi Yuanzun's words of persuasion sounded so casual.

"If you don't believe it, then forget it, but there is one thing that you must never mention this matter again in the future."

"Don't worry... everyone knows what's in their hearts." Ao Ling smiled at him meaningfully as she spoke.

Jiao Ran's heart sank heavily, knowing that this matter would never be forgotten by everyone as he wished.Isn't the incident of Ao Ling crying "Ye Mingzhu" all over the place a lesson from the past?

Jiao Ran narrowed his eyes, and looked at the others with a sinister smile, "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. We've spent a lot of time together, and I know exactly what you're thinking..."

"Brother Jiao, don't be so nervous. We are all one family." Yin Jiuhui heard the threat in this guy's tone, and thought of this guy's vengeful temper when he was a child, and his spine felt a little chilled.

"In order to prevent you from making jokes about this matter in the future, I think... I have to drag all of you into trouble." Jiao Ran nodded affirmatively at this point, "Have you forgotten... I, Jiao Ran, What are you doing? Apart from being good at medicine, I also have other special skills."

The fathers shivered at the same time.blind!They forgot that this guy is also good at using poison, offending anyone can not offend this 'old and immortal' ah.

"This is a bit of a joke. Brother Jiao, we really didn't mean it. Now that the explanation is clear, no one will mention it in the future." Dushan ran to his side and thumped his shoulder. .

"It's okay! You guys make fun of me, I'll play with you too... Fair!" After speaking, Jiao Ran made a half-circle, passed through the group of people leisurely, and walked towards the gate.

There was an invisible wave in the air.

"Not good!" As expected, Yin Jiuhui played with Jiao Ran when they were young, and immediately covered his mouth and nose.

"It's over, my anxious poison is colorless and tasteless, and I can't hide it... I have temporarily differentiated this thing, and it doesn't have a name yet. I think it's called 'Three Ripples'! Brothers, enjoy it!" After Jiao Ran finished speaking, she lifted up her robe triumphantly and walked away.

"What do you mean? What does he mean?" Ao Ling pinched her nose and asked the people around her in a bewildered expression.

"Blind!" Shi Yuanzun cursed, and looked at his sea beast's body, "Fuck, the thing of this sea beast is retracted! What kind of fucking poison is this, so vicious!"

Hearing this, Ao Ling was frightened out of her wits, immediately unbuttoned her trousers, and looked at her waist.Fortunately, his baby did not shrink.

"Fuck! Why can't I feel my lifeline?" Du Shanbu also checked himself, and cursed angrily.

The faces of several men changed at the same time, and they tried to feel their own parts.It was exactly as Jiao Ran said.

"What should I do? What should I do?" Meng Hin held up his trouser belt with a mournful face.

"What else can I do? Go find that 'old man'!"

Jiao Ran was alone in his room, reminiscing about the joy of the cloud and rain last night. He remembered that Yanqiu also enjoyed it quite a bit. Obviously, their bodies fit very well.It stands to reason that he was really fine on his own.

It's just that, as a man, he can't calm down when others, especially his love rivals, question his own function.

It seems that he has to refine some pills that strengthen the yang and invigorate the kidneys, and make his body vigorous and vigorous.Well... let's do it!Thinking, here, Jiao Ran dug out all the ancient books in his collection, and prepared to make a wonderful prescription for himself.

"Jiao Ran! Brother Jiao~~~" The other fathers all flocked to his room.

"What are you guys doing here?" Jiao Ran looked at them pretending not to understand.

"Brother Jiao...don't be like this! We are wrong, isn't it okay if we are wrong? Look...you can explain your 'three-day softness' to us...if it gets out, our dignified eight family elites will Jun is a soft-footed shrimp...you will lose face." Du Shanbu moved to Jiao Ran's side, lowered his posture and said in a low voice.

"Don't worry, I'm the only one who knows about this. I'm not as boring as you guys, gossiping about other people behind their backs." Jiao Ran deliberately rolled her eyelids so that everyone else could see clearly.

"That's not good. The things that were originally alive and well suddenly fell silently, as if they fell from my body. This feeling...is very uncomfortable." Meng Ling looked down at his waist again, He can't feel his baby now, and his courage seems to have shrunk all of a sudden. He is always panicked, and always feels that something will happen at any time.

It's no wonder that people call timid men "guts without seeds"-they are now deeply experiencing the taste of "no seeds".

"Brother Jiao! It's fine to have fun, don't make it a big deal!" Yin Jiuhui was not calm anymore, and discussed with Jiao Ran in a friendly voice.

"It's nothing, after three days, this calf fate will be excreted from your body, as long as you survive for three days." Jiao Ran persuaded these people in turn.

"Three days!" Meng Ling's head grew big, "According to the order drawn by lot? I will be the one who will have sex with Yanqiu next!"

"Haha...you can wait, after three days, I guarantee that your thing is alive and well." Jiao Ran held back a smirk, and expressed deep sympathy for Meng Ling.

"Brother Jiao, Master Jiao Shan!" Meng Ji walked over to Jiao Ran's other side, imitating the Dushan step, and put a hand on the guy's shoulder to get close to him.

"Huh?" Jiao Ran patted his hand down, "Don't hook your shoulders, it's so ugly."

"Brother Jiao, please. I've been waiting for this day for a long time, please don't make me powerless at this critical moment..." Meng Lie begged Jiao Ran bitterly.

"You said that to me before, but now you understand my anger." Jiao Ran looked at their devastated appearances, and couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.

"Yes, yes, yes!" What can the others say?The bitter fruit you planted can only be swallowed by yourself.

"Okay, I won't make things difficult for you." Jiao Ran sat on the chair and raised his legs, "I'm a little thirsty now, and I don't know if there is any good tea to moisten my throat."

"Yes, yes!" Du Shanbu responded quickly, "I'll prepare it for Brother Jiao."

"Drinking a teapot with some snacks... seems a bit strange." Jiao Ran looked around innocently.

"Yes, some snacks!" Ao Ling was the first to jump out, "It just so happened that I made some snacks from Xiao Jinxue, how about I make them for you myself?" full of smiles.

"Then you make more, the children will eat too." Jiao Ran carelessly lifted up his robe, and said arrogantly like an old man.

"Brother Jiao, what else do we need, and we will take care of it together?" Meng Ji rubbed his hands anxiously at the side.

"I imagine... I'm short of some herbs, and I need someone to run errands to buy them." Jiao Ran said, looking eagerly at the remaining fathers.

"You asked Ben Xian to run errands for you?" Yin Jiuhui spoke in an extremely low voice.

"Did I say that? You don't have to go..." Jiao Ran raised his brows very unbearably.

"What kind of medicine, let's hear it." Shi Yuanzun is very knowledgeable about current affairs. Although he can change his body to live in sojourn, he is afraid that after changing himself, the children will not recognize him and will scare them, so he has to do his best. It is necessary to save this body, how can I say that the body of his scholar Yuan Zun can't be "unspecified".

"Here is the medicine list, please take a look." Jiao Ran handed out a piece of paper.

Shaozheng snatched the paper one by one, opened it and watched it with Shi Yuanzun, "There are quite a lot of medicinal materials, why don't we go find them separately."

"Okay!" Shi Yuanzun agreed.

"Those who have worked hard, I would like to thank you first." After Jiao Ran finished speaking, she grinned maliciously.

The fathers split up, only Yin Jiuhui was a step behind, and seemed to be hesitating whether to become the errand worker.

"Brother Yin...after they come back later, you will be the only one left." Jiao Ran kindly reminded him.

Yin Jiuhui glanced back at him, "Okay, although I'm afraid of you." After saying this, he immediately set off to chase Shi Yuanzun and Shao Zhengyi...

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