I walked out of this Chinese restaurant angrily, and stopped a taxi aggressively, and the driver drove me away.

"Where are you going? Young man?" The driver uncle looked back at me with a smile.

"XX community! Oh, you park at the east gate of the community, the road to the west gate is closed!" I reminded angrily.

"Come on!" The driver uncle nodded.

I closed my eyes and folded my arms and lay reclining on the back seat of the taxi near the window. The scorching sun at noon hit my forehead, and I broke out in sweat after a while.

"Hey, boy, sit inside, I'll close the window and turn on the air conditioner for you!" The driver uncle said enthusiastically.

"No, I just like drying out!" I raised my chin at the uncle.

The uncle glanced at me from the rearview mirror, "Hey, look at your face! Did you get dumped by the girl?"

"How do you know you were dumped by someone else? Why didn't you say I dumped him?" I sat up straight and stared at the back of the driver's head.

"Hey, do you think I have eyes for decoration? If you dump someone, can you look like a stray dog? I've seen too many young people..." The driver explained happily.

"Hey, am I right?" At the end, I added a sentence.

"..." I fell silent.

"Let me tell you, you didn't put him at ease! Look at your appearance. Although you are quite fragile, you are still fair and clean. Many girls like your style!" The uncle seemed to be Seeing my broken heart, I started to comfort me out of humanitarianism.

"You need to coax people more! If you are told to go east and west, if you are told to beat a dog, you will chase a chicken, so you are not looking for smoke!"

"You mean I have to coax him!" I caught the point at once.

The uncle driver slapped his thigh fiercely, "Do I still need to say this? Of course you have to coax him. Could it be that they are looking for you for a fight?"

"Uncle really understands!" I stroked my chin, thinking carefully about every word the uncle said.

"That's right, I'm an experienced person! Tell you, my child was also a flower when he was young. Do you know why she chose me, a poor boy?"

"What?"

"It's just because I'm willing to put in the effort! Let me tell you, this woman has to be coaxed as much as she needs to be coaxed. If she is spoiled so much, she can't leave you. Naturally, she can follow you with all her heart... "

"Hehe... Uncle is so philosophical!" I smiled embarrassingly.

"So, if the girl has a grievance, you have to let her go. Don't be as knowledgeable as her. Even if she beats you, bear with it! Besides, if you let her beat you a few times, how much pain can it still cause? Yes Isn’t it? Man, the ones with rough skin and thick flesh are all for the daughter-in-law, so there’s nothing you can’t bear!”

Then the uncle talked about his wife's ex-boyfriend, and then from ex-boyfriend to ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend... Along the way, there are various boyfriends, girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, son's girlfriends, and daughter's boyfriends. Shaking and shaking in my ears.I woke up, and I haven't finished talking about the uncle's various friends.

"Uncle..." In desperation, I had no choice but to stop.

"So, little brother, do you understand?" the uncle asked conclusively.

"I like a guy!"

"..." The uncle didn't shut up, but he had already petrified.

I was finally able to sleep peacefully, but the quieter the atmosphere, the more undercurrent it revealed. I didn't need to open my eyes to feel the gamma knife-like sight refracted from the front rearview mirror.

"Okay, we're here, get out of the car, get out of the car!" The car stopped, and the driver yelled a few words.

I opened my eyes, took out my wallet from my pocket, and threw him 50 RMB, "Thank you, uncle, don't need to look for it!" Then I got out of the taxi.

He glanced at me, turned the car around, and the car disappeared from my sight in a blink of an eye.From the scorching air flow came a voice of "Bah, pervert...".

I stood on the scorching hot road, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Damn, are you willing to accept the pervert's money? Are you not afraid of being infected?"

On the side of the road, an aunt who was making pancakes gave me a sympathetic look, "Brother, don't be angry, eat some pancakes to calm your surprise! The pancakes I made are very good and authentic, I guarantee you will want to eat them once you eat them." Eat it next time!"

"Next time, thank you aunt!" I waved my hand and walked into the community.

………………

The weather was very hot, and the scorching sun made people upset and irritable.The elders in the community like to lie in the shade of the trees and listen to ditties while shaking their palm-leaf fans, while the older mothers gather in groups to gossip.

When passing by, my body is like a hair sticking device, which will attract all kinds of fluff-like eyes without knowing it, until I walk far away, some eyes can still follow my buttocks for a long distance.

"Yo, has this kid graduated?"

"Why didn't you go to work?"

"Do you have a girlfriend? Isn't your girl also interested?"

"That's right, Erya really wants to find Gao Fushuai!"

"Oh……"

Damn, it's really a bunch of salty carrots and careless people!If you have this time, why don't you care about where there are still victims, where there are mudslides and floods, and donate some money to Hope Primary School...

I ran away in a hurry, went upstairs with a thud, knocked on the door, but no one came to answer the door for a long time.Is Liu Jia stealing men in the house, or laying eggs?It's been so long... Just as I was taking out my cell phone to make a call, the door opened, and Liu Jia's swollen eyelids came into my eyes.

"What's wrong, this is?" I was taken aback.

"Why did you go last night?"

"No reason! I went drinking with my colleagues last night..." I reached out to touch his face, but he slapped me away.

"Why did you go when I called you? I have made so many calls, but you answer it! What kind of phone do you turn off? Do you have time to turn it off?" Liu Jia gritted his teeth angrily. Looking at me, the mouth with beautiful lips was chattering non-stop, as if I had done something sorry for him.

"I really had something to do last night... Well, Xiaohui came to harass you?" I thought about it for a while, looking at Liu Jia's red eyes and my pitiful little expression, and the faint red mark on his neck, it was really hard to say. ah!As far as Xiaohui looks at him, harassing him is a matter of minutes. Damn, I was too careless!

"What are you talking about?" He dragged me into the room, and then the door was slammed shut.

As soon as I turned around, I saw the mess all over the house, all kinds of chaos in the living room, broken glasses on the floor, overturned coffee tables, throwing sofa cushions everywhere... just like a typhoon passing through.

"Damn, did that dog Zheng Tai do it!" I gritted my teeth, who else would dare to openly come to my house to go crazy except Zheng Tai?Normally, he is the only one who dares to come here to do his best, but I didn't expect him to be so presumptuous even when I'm not here. He really doesn't want to give me shame!

Liu Jia snorted through his nose, "It's not him, but it's about the same!"

"What do you mean?" I took out my phone and took a few photos, which were the evidence of Zheng Tai's crime, and I showed the photos to my uncle later.

"It's your brother's follower!"

"Zou Huang?" I was stunned for a moment, Zou Huang came to my house and made a mess of my house, and also made Liu Jia... shit, my mind instantly filled with things that shouldn't be imagined, "He gave you... ...Oh, no, it was you who gave him... oops, take it easy!"

Unprepared, I was punched by Liu Jia, and I shrank back with my head in my arms, but this did not stop me from pursuing the truth.

"Just him? Bah... Let's talk about it after a year and a half in his mother's stomach! Let me ask you, did you say anything to him that shouldn't be said?" Liu Jia grabbed my ear and pulled me away again. past.

"I seldom talk to him!" What Zou Huang said to me flashed through my mind. Yesterday he did ask me if I wanted to go out on a date!

No wonder, this guy has premeditated ah!This is to catch Liu Jia's attention while I'm not around. I didn't realize that Zou Huang is such a person. I really misjudged him, shit!No, Zou Huang is crooked?It's been so long, I don't even know he's crooked?Then the little bitch next to Zheng Tai...

I bent down and swore a poisonous oath while cleaning the floor, "Don't worry, I will avenge you!" If I don't avenge this revenge, I'm ashamed to hang around in front of Zou Huang!

"Just you? Come on!" Liu Jia wrote the word 'sarcasm' on his exquisite face, got up and left, leaving me paralyzed on the sofa in a daze for a long time.

Something went wrong.My mind has been in chaos... Zou Huang bullied Liu Jia, Zou Huang came to my house while I was away, and then bullied Liu Jia, why did he bully Liu Jia?Where did Liu Jia offend him?What do the two have in common?

I thought about it carefully while tidying up the messy home.

"Buzz buzz..." The phone in my pocket rang for a long time, I lazily took out the phone to check the call, and threw the phone on the sofa.The mobile phone rolled over on the sofa, and then got into the gap of the sofa cushion, and the cushion also buzzed.

After buzzing for a while, Liu Jia came out of the bedroom and gave me a look, "If you don't want to answer it, just turn it off, don't bother me!"

"Oh!" I knelt on the sofa, took out the phone from the gap, hesitated for a while and silenced it.Zheng Tai, you can call if you have the ability, and I will not be able to pick up the call in the next century.

"Whose phone number?" Liu Jia leaned over me, "Your brother?"

"Yeah!" I threw the phone back on the sofa.

"Heh... your brother treats you really..." Liu Jia folded his hands on his chest, rubbed his smooth and pointed chin with one hand, and raised his phoenix eyes that were a little swollen but still captivating.

"What is it? If you can talk without constipation, then don't be constipated, or you will easily get hemorrhoids!" I muttered.

Liu Jia came over, sat down next to me, put his long legs on my knees, leaned his back against the back of the sofa, squinted his eyes and continued, "Pound my legs!"

I gritted my teeth, and slammed the tight muscles on my thigh fiercely, "What the hell is it?"

"Your brother is so special to you! It's the first time I've seen a brother who is so 'loving and stalking' to my younger brother!" The inconsequential sentence came from Liu Jia's particularly beautiful lips. Spit out of the mouth.

"Really?" My mind was very chaotic, full of ambiguous pictures of two tigers, and I involuntarily relaxed my work.

"If you don't answer the phone, you are not afraid that he will kill you in a short while, or chop you up tomorrow?" Liu Jia bent one leg, rubbed my arm with his foot, and signaled me not to stop.

"No! Lin Lin is pestering him, he has no time to kill!" I shook my head, and squeezed Liu Jia's calf with ruthless hands.

"is it?"

I raised my head and glared at him, "Yeah! Why do you care about me so much? You might as well care about yourself when you have time. Zou Huang is not a vegetarian. Seeing how you are doing, you are not his opponent. You actually provoked me. he!"

"He's not a vegetarian, so I am? Pooh..." Liu Jia spat at me angrily.

I wiped the saliva off my face, "Can your eyes be right?"

Liu Jia didn't hear my words at all, and there was a trace of killing intent flashing across his finely sculpted face.I only experienced this strange and familiar feeling two years ago.Could it be that Liu Jia, whom people love and hate at the same time, is back?

………………

Thinking about it in the middle of the night, I had a flash of inspiration, and quickly rushed to the bedroom, slapped Liu Jia awake, "Get up, get up, and ask you something!"

"What's the matter?" Liu Jia opened his eyes in a daze, his lazy gaze swept over my face, and his nasal breath slipped across my heart in an instant.Seen by him like this, any gay would want to commit a crime.

I pinched my palms, "What was your relationship with Zou Huang before? Oh, no, you two knew each other before?"

Liu Jia slapped me on the bed, then jumped up and pressed me down, stretched out his hand to ruffle the hair on the top of my head, "You stayed outside for half the night, and you came up with this?"

I pushed away the body that was pressing on me, and said solemnly, "You two had an affair before, right?"

"There is your sister!" Liu Jia kicked me hard, "I met him once a few years ago, he is a good pretender, and he is one of the most hated people in my life!"

"That's right, with a shoe rake face all day long, everyone hates it!" I nodded cooperatively.

Liu Jia chuckled, "That's not the case, if that face is on your body, it might be much cuter!"

"Fuck you! My face is prettier than his now, okay?" I touched my face unconvinced, the nose is the nose, the eyes are the eyes, although it is not as deep as Zou Huang's facial features, but crying is crying , Smile is a smile, unlike someone who has the same expression all day long.

"Good-looking, good-looking, you are the prettiest!" Liu Jia turned over and turned his back to me.

"You two last night..."

"Are you still sleeping or not?" Liu Jia was furious.

"sleep!"

I gave a very decisive answer, and lay on my back on the bed with a thud, even the fart was silenced before I dared to let it go.

Zou Huang, Zou Huang, I have been displeased with you for a long time, and finally someone is going to treat you!

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