Husky and Sunflower

"Knock, knock..." There was a knock on the car window, which also broke the awkward atmosphere in the car.

Zheng Tai opened the car door and walked out, "What's the matter?"

A handsome young man in a traffic police uniform held a ticket in his hand and said aggressively, "Don't you know that parking is not allowed here? I just saw your car parked all the time. I thought I would let you go if you wanted to leave immediately." , I didn’t expect you to hang on all this time, luxury cars are not so ostentatious!”

Zheng Tai had a bit of embarrassment on his face, "Let's go right away!"

The handsome guy snorted, turned around and stepped on the motorcycle, but he seemed to think of something again for a moment, so he walked over, knocked on the window next to me, and waved, "You, come out!"

I paused, opened the car door and looked at him, but didn't get out of the car, "What's wrong?"

"Damn, what's wrong with your face? You're so red, did you get hit?" The handsome boy's face immediately became serious, and he couldn't help but glance at Zheng Tai, "What's wrong? I'll call 110 for you! did he do it

"Which eye do you see that he was beaten? Is he not feeling well?" Zheng Tai interrupted him impatiently, turned around and sat in the driver's seat, making a gesture to drive away.

"No, I'm just feeling a little stuffy in my chest, I'm holding back! I just stopped the car to rest for a while, I'm fine! Thank you, policeman!" I waved my hands hastily, with a sincere attitude, sincere eyes, and a serious look.

The handsome boy looked at me suspiciously, then checked his driver's license and ID card, and it was completely cleared, "It's okay, don't stop casually, I know you don't care about this fine, but you..."

Before the handsome traffic policeman finished speaking, Zheng Tai took over the driver's license, started the car immediately, and ran away with a 'swish'.

I turned my head and looked at the little traffic policeman who was only left with a black spot in a blink of an eye, and the corner of my mouth twitched.This handsome boy was designated as just out of school, he is quite courageous and has a strong sense of justice.If I were him... I didn't dare to think about it, people like Zheng Tai, if you didn't offend him, you might think he is a gentleman, gentle and personable.However, if you really offended him, you might lose an arm or a leg, or at worst... It's hard to say.

Since childhood, the children in our circle have followed Zheng Tai's buttocks. He said east, we will never go west.In fact, Zheng Tai is very protective of his weaknesses, and he does not help his relatives.If any child in this circle is bullied, he will be the first to rush up, and he will beat the crap out of him and cry his father and mother and grandma.

When he grew up, he became a little bit less aggressive than when he was a child, and spent his spare time practicing fists and building muscles.As long as he appears, even the body wrapped in clothes can make the girls grin from ear to ear, and Lin Lin is one of those grinning grinning.

Thinking of Lin Lin, my heart sank again.The three of us grew up playing together, Lin Lin was closer to my age, every time she went to the uncle's house, she said she was looking for me to play, and most of the time she was peeking at Zheng Tai.She can act like a baby but not too much, just right to not make boys bored, at least I have never seen Zheng Tai rushing with her.

I admit that Lin Lin is a good girl, she has liked Zheng Tai for so many years, she once said that the only goal in this life is to marry Zheng Tai...

"What are you looking at blindly? You look crazy!" Zheng Tai's voice came from the front.

I looked up at the back of his head, "Where are we going?"

"do not know!"

"You..." I rolled my eyes lazily.

I hugged my chest and fell asleep for a while, but I didn't sleep too hard.I don't know which mountain corner Zheng Tai's car has driven to. The road is full of bumps and bumps. It bumps left and right for a while, and the window of the car with my head knocked has already played a magical drumbeat.

'Bang bang bang... bang bang... bang bang bang...'

"You can't put on your seat belt?" Zheng Tai endured and endured, finally couldn't take it anymore, he stopped the car, unbuckled his seat belt, leaned over from the driver's seat, bent over, stretched his arms, and gave me Put on your seat belt.

"Why fasten it? I have to untie it later!" I pushed his shoulder impatiently.

"Then why are you eating? Do you have to poop after eating?" Zheng Tai poked my forehead hard with his hand, stepped back, and sat in the driver's seat again.

I opened my eyes, "You speak so vulgarly!"

"Thank you!" Zheng Tai shrugged.

I couldn't help stretching out my good foot and kicking him on the back, "I don't have that ability, you are self-taught, you have roots of wisdom! Don't be humble."

He didn't make a sound, and let me step on it with my foot. After stepping on it for a while, I found it boring. When I was about to take my foot back, he suddenly grabbed it with one hand and pulled it forward. After pulling it down, not only that, but the injured left ankle was folded again, "It hurts..."

"Just know it hurts!" He squeezed my foot hard, and then let go, "I want you to remember better, don't always play with tigers like cats!"

With a bitter face, I quietly withdrew one leg, and slowly rubbed onto the seat.I didn’t move much just now and didn’t feel too much. After I rested, I realized that my left ankle was already swollen. With a little effort, the pain went into the bone seam. I grinned and rubbed my ankle, biting my teeth. ring.

The car finally stopped, and my skeleton was almost broken.I opened the car door and looked out. Outside the car window was a very barren place. There were no houses or people. There were only weeds taller than people, and large wildflowers that could not be named, and occasionally came out of the grass. small animals.

"Good place!" I stuck my head out while leaning on the car door, and praised it sincerely.

Zheng Tai looked back at me and raised his eyebrows, as if he was asking me why I said that.

I made a random gesture, "A good place to dump corpses, look there, see, there are a lot of corpses of chickens and chickens! Cats, cats and dogs, mice and rats... These are small abandoned animals, they don't want to die in the garbage In the barrel, I came here spontaneously, even if I was going to die quietly! Hahahaha..."

Zheng Tai looked at me for a long time as if he was watching a psychosis, and finally said, "I know there is a kind of herbal medicine here, stuffing it in the mouth can make people quiet for a week, do you want to try it?"

I immediately shut my mouth and shook my head.

Zheng Tai snorted, "Wait here, don't run around!"

After finishing speaking, he walked into the grass, and after a while, his figure had disappeared into the long and endless barley. The wind blew past his head, and this piece of wild grass moved with the wind. It fell on one side, forming waves of grass, and there was a whimpering sound as the wind blew past, like the roar of a desperate beast.

I shivered, rubbed the new goosebumps on my arms with both hands, and slowly got out of the car while holding the car door, stood on one foot, raised my eyes and looked around.Our car was parked in the middle of what could barely be called a road. Except for the sky above my head and the ground under my feet, all I could see was the grass that was much taller than a grown man.

Zheng Tai went in for a long time and didn't come out, I shouted impatiently, "Zheng Tai... hurry up... there will be bugs if you squat for a long time!"

"The bugs here are poisonous, they will bite...your...ass..."

"And snakes...they like to go...in...holes...into...!"

After shouting, I really want to slap myself to death, what is that called as the saying goes?The reason why crows are annoying is because of its big mouth.Not far in front of me, the head of a small turquoise snake appeared out of its head. It was staring at me with those brown eyes.

My whole body was sore and limp, and I was sweating coldly. I was afraid of many things in my life, and this thing can occupy the top three.As long as I see this thing, I don't even have the instinct to escape, I can only watch it wandering towards me.

I really don't understand why the Creator created such a terrible creature as a snake. Every time I go to the zoo, even through thick glass, I have to stay far away. If I had to choose, I would rather be followed The hungry lion is in the same room, and he doesn't want to stay with this thing through the glass, just thinking about it makes goose bumps all over his body.

"Brother Snake, I don't have a hole here, so don't look for me, okay?" I said tremblingly, wiping the sweat off my forehead.

I have heard people say before that when you encounter a snake, what should you do to prevent it from attacking you, but I forgot what to do, should you squat or stand?If my legs were sharp enough, I might run, but the point is that my ankle is as thick as a carrot, who have I run before?Besides, if I make such a move, don't you want to startle the snake?

The little snake stopped for a few seconds, then swam a certain distance towards me, as if checking whether I was aggressive or not.I was wrong. At first I thought it was a small snake with a small head. It was not until he stretched his body and slowly crawled towards me that I realized that it was a tall man, at least 1.8 meters long, wrapped around me. It's enough to go around several times.

This guy raised his chest and looked up at me provocatively, spitting out a letter in his mouth.

"...Zheng Tai, hurry up the fuck!" I looked at the snake with a pale face, and howled.Seeing that the distance between it and me is shortening rapidly, the sound of its body across the grass is like needles piercing the eardrum one by one.

"Don't move!" Zheng Tai's voice came out suddenly. He was standing not far away, staring at the snake fiercely with two eyes, and still clutching a stone in one hand.

Hearing Zheng Tai's voice, the little snake quickly turned to look at Zheng Tai, and then at me.I know that persimmons should be picked and squeezed softly, but I didn't expect that this sentence is also applicable in the animal world. The snake has already judged which is a soft persimmon and which is a hard rock within a few seconds.He lowered his head and flew towards me like an arrow. His mouth was so big and ugly, and the big fangs in his mouth came out...

The stone in Zheng Tai's hand was thrown forward by the snake one step ahead. Before the snake approached me, the stone hit the snake's head exactly. If it was normal, I would definitely praise him, 'Good head! '

"Pa..." The snake's head was smashed, and the snake's body rolled around on the ground as if convulsed, and almost rolled onto my feet several times.

Zheng Tai took a step forward, grabbed the snake's tail and shook it vigorously, the snake was completely honest, then he threw the snake aside, clapped his hands, "Okay, it's dead!"

I was still in shock, and as soon as my legs gave way, I knelt down to Zheng Tai. I hugged him tightly and burst into tears, "Damn, why did you come here, you shit for so long, you're constipated! I almost let him eat it! "

"You are such a mindless person, if you eat it, you will eat it!" Zheng Tai was indifferent, and let me rub for a long time before pulling me up by the neck, "Didn't I tell you when I left, honestly Just stay there, don’t go anywhere, your ears got water?”

"Yeah!" I nodded sincerely and sincerely. If I hadn't lost my mind, would I be able to come down? I was frightened for no reason and almost got bitten by a snake!Thinking about the scare I received today, I think I could write a book called "Diary of a Sad Reminder".

Zheng Tai helped me to sit in the car, took out something wrapped in a leaf from his trouser pocket, took the leaf apart, and threw the thing inside to my injured ankle with a 'slap...', and then threw me Straighten your legs, "Just don't move, if you touch it, I'll stuff it in your mouth!"

"What is this? Yellow, yellow, green..." I stretched out my hand and touched it, it was sticky, and the place on my feet was hot, and it felt quite comfortable.

"You better not know what's in it!" Zheng Tai smiled slyly.

My face changed drastically, and I didn't know whether to retract the stretched leg or not. After a moment of stiffness, I asked, "Did you pull it?"

"What the hell can you think of besides shit?" Zheng Tai said embarrassingly, if it wasn't for the injury on my leg, I have no doubt that he would have kicked me away.

"It's fine if you don't!" I let go of the psychological burden, and to be honest, I don't think I can do that.Normal people can't do that, how dirty it is!After pulling it, it has to be wrapped with something. It is disgusting to think about mixing some of this and that.

"How long do I have to put it on?" I moved my feet, how long do I have to keep this position?

"Apply it overnight, and the pain will be gone in the morning!"

"I have to sleep with this thing!"

"Well, my comprehension is not bad!" Zheng Tai patted my head like a dog, "That's what it means!"

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Zheng Tai drove away from the barren grass where all kinds of animal corpses were buried. Before leaving, I glanced at the corpse of the green snake lying on the ground alone. Soon, it will become a paradise for bacteria , and then into the soil, after a series of reactions, the ecological cycle is finally completed.

Of course, this is a scientific statement. The old man always said that snakes will take revenge. If Zheng Tai killed him today, will it take revenge on Zheng Tai tomorrow?In the vast world, there are always so many wonderful events!

"Let's eat snake meat! I've never eaten it before, so I'm going to suppress my surprise!" I suggested enthusiastically. Liu Jia said that snake meat tastes delicious, but I don't know if it's true.

"What's wrong with you? That thing is too dirty!" Zheng Tai vetoed it without thinking.

"Have you eaten it? How do you know it's dirty?" I stared at him with wide eyes.

"Have you ever eaten shit? Do you have to eat shit to know it's dirty?" Zheng Tai retorted sharply.

I'm speechless, and I'm getting drunk when we jump to that word from time to time in our conversation.

The author has something to say:

In fact, I haven't figured out whether it is possible to hit a snake directly on the head with a stone.Because the snake's venom glands grow on the face, if you hit it with a stone rashly, the venom will be sprayed out, and if it splashes on the human skin, poisoning may occur.So, let's assume it's a non-venomous snake... I'm actually very short-sighted!